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Althanas Day Roast
Well, I don't expect much out of this, but some of you might be salvageable. The concept is simple, insult the person (or character) above you. It can be true, or not, as long as it's funny. By posting in this thread, you forfeit the right to get mad about it. If you can't think of something for the people above you, I am the default roast-ee. Don't pull any punches, and try to keep a sense of humor.
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Somehow Ebi managed to level up when I haven't seen him post ICLY in ages.
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If Vince was a better father figure then maybe he'd make better furniture.
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Well, if someone didn't pack away more than a whale does in a year in one hour...
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At least we didn't need to copy Sei of all people when coming up with a character concept.
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At least we don't make fun of people who actually write and contribute to site activity.
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Nope, we just make fun of people who think the epitome of creativity and humor is a codpiece shaped like an otter that shoots off lightning when you masturbate with it.
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Yeah and ... umm ...
No I cannot do it. Andy is just far too awesome.
Oh wait! He is American. BURNNNNNN
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You can make fun of things! Maybe you just need to actually look where your going and not be distracted by the great big horns weighing down Phi's head, or talking with your silly accent on skype all day!
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Ailsa is the worst thing to happen to Scotland since Braveheart was re-released with an all Susan Boyle soundtrack.
EDIT: That darn cat...
Colin has all the charm of a sickly pet you'd love to put down, but it's your girlfriend's and she'd complain too much about it, so you let it crap on your carpets and stare at you with that one lazy eye. Except he's worse, because all he does is talk about Nintendo and straddle the fine line of yiff like a Morris Dancer over yarn.