^ doesn't know Storm's 3 year old stuck her finger in the wedding cake.
< needs an au pair
V wants to rent 2 adorable monsters
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^ doesn't know Storm's 3 year old stuck her finger in the wedding cake.
< needs an au pair
V wants to rent 2 adorable monsters
^ Is completely right and a very nice man, ICly and OOCly!
< has done nothing wrong.
v Really enjoys being ignorant of awful things.
^ Is an awful thing
< Doesn't know what a Hawl is.
V Would buy a Hawl plushy or POP figure.
^ needs a banhammer plush that squeaks.
< would make a Hawl plush.
v probably sleeps with plushies at night.
^ Plushie fetishist.
< Only in my odd, frightening dreams.
v Sweeps the leg.
^ What?
< Loves chocolate.
v Is a dog person.
^ Just performed first-class threadsurrection
< Is way behind on a million posts to a million people
V Enjoys a great shitpost thread.
^ Knows me too well.
< Needs to learn to write.
\/ refuses to teach me.
^ is a cool guy
< is not a pirate
v is going to say I'm a pirate.
^ is a RESPECTABLE tradesman of valuable commodities, origins less important than price.
< is smart
v is smarter