Sentence game

[Philomel]

Activity is a little low so I thought I would bring in some new games. These were all found on other forum based websites.

This one is called the Sentence game.
Rules; first person posts three words. The next has to make a sentence using those words. Then they post three more after that and it continues thus.

To start:

GRIDLOCK ... JOIN ... FANTASTIC

[Flamebird]

Gridlock will join the superstars because of how fantastic he is!

SNOW ... CAT ... LAMP.

[Stare]

The snow leopard, which is a large white cat, sat on the lamp.

BOTTOM ... CARDBOARD ... EXTREME.

[Flamebird]

From the bottom of it all, the extreme forces burnt away her makeshift fortress of cardboard.

PIZZA ... AWESOME ... HORRIFIC.

[Kitsune]

Pizza is awesome no matter how horrific the toppings sound!

Rat... mat... pat.

[Flamebird]

Matpat has a new film theory for that Pixar rat movie.
Is combining words cheating?

Mat happily pat the head of the tame rat.

[Stare]

The mat ate the rat who was patting down his enormous stomach.

FEBRUARY ... NICE ... HUNGRY.

[FennWenn]

Feburary is nice
and full of pretty ice but
Fenn is now hungry.

(there's no rule against haikus, right?)

PIE, HONK, RUNES

[Yvonne]

Grandma had lovingly crafted her soon-to-be famous blueberry mint pie, the siren honk signaling spatulas down, scoreboard runes flaring aglow as judges marked each dish.

SABBATICAL, TWIST, CLOSURE.

[Philomel]

Whilst on sabbatical I was trying to bring closure upon the darker times of my life, when, in a twist of horrid fate, I was forced to meet my ex.

TIME ... UPPITY ... DEAR

[Yvonne]

With haste I hid from the uppity, self-interested fool in the nick of time, cursing to myself and whispering, "dear gods don't let him ruin my sabbatical..."

MUSHROOM, SARCASTIC, MILE.

[Ignis Glaciesque]

He said it to be sarcastic, but facepalmed when she actually ate the mushroom to see if it was poisonous - he should of seen the dumb reaction from a mile away...

BOOK ~ GRACE - SMILEDON.

[Yvonne]

Yvonne was casually lounging on a mossy rock, reading a book about the grace of etiquette when a smiledon leaped from the bushes and mauled her to giblets.

CURTAIN ~ SECRET ~ DOG.

[Philomel]

The large dog hid his secret behind the curtain.

MASTER ... AMBIDEXTROUS ... FLY

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

When Kirk Hammett flicked his guitar round to the left during Master of Puppets, we realised he was ambidextrous. That was literally the coolest thing I'd ever seen until James Hetfield let fly with Creeping Death.

WOLF - MAN - OF

[Yvonne]

The wolf man could have passed as a man or a wolf with an agonizing bout of shapeshifting, depending on whether he was moving through the city or the forest.

PLEASE ~ CONSIDERATE ~ THIRSTY