Things An Althanian Would Never Say

[Flamebird]

[On the old site I've been trying to find that list of Althanas sayings and expressions, still can't find it. But I found some awesome thread ideas.]

Basically, post dialogue that's out of character your or another Althanas character.

Like this:

Ashla: "I don't like apples."
Felicity: *Explicit Deleted*
Hanuh: "My mom was awesome!"

[Nevin]

Nevin: Blood is nasty, don't bring it anywhere near me.
Erik: Lightning is overrated.
Hunter: Man, can't we just give peace a chance?
Also Hunter: Now, now, there's no need for anyone to get hurt.
Henry: I am going to beat you with your own spleen, I hope you know.
Mikhail: I am a vegan. (wait.this might be accurate. Does eating metals count as being a vegan?)
Estus: Oh don't you worry, I don't have any plans.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Shinsou: I hate Storm's whiskey and promise I will not steal any more of it from the Whitevale storecupboards.

[Zack Blaze]

Zack Blaze: I am legitimately sorry.

[FennWenn]

Fenn: Stealing is bad and wrong and you should never ever do it.

[Flamebird]

Felicity: "I hate people."

[Philomel]

Philomel: I am a highly moral individual who will get quietly married and do everything her husband says ...

Stare: I am a happy individual with a positive outlook on life.

Celandine: But ddaaadddd ...

Vaeron: My daughter is everything in my life. I love her so much. (Actually ... He might be turning into a big softie).

Vixen: I am celibate.

Avin: Hey, want to be my friend?

Professor Charles: Who would like to be given some positive reinforcement?

[Storm Veritas]

Josh Cronen: "Bareknuckle fighting is grade school bullshit. Someone get me a big sword or a gun or something."
Shinsou: "None for me tonight, I'm driving."
Philomel: "Someone help me, I'm just a girl!"
FennWenn: "Suck it, you lazy twat! Now get that bitch to make me a fucking sammich!"

[Yvonne]

Yvonne: Magic be tha greatest thing since tha wheel.
Yvonne to Felicity: Ye want ta just take tha day off? Do a whole lot of nothing?
Yvonne: *shrug* I care not. Nothing I can do.

[Breaker]

Josh: Now kids, violence is never the answer.

Jake: I would never wear leather, that's cruel.

Phyr: You must let me hold the baby.

Alina: *speaks fluent Tradespeak*

Wade: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!

[Flamebird]

Felicity: "Aw, you heroes and your dumb moral codes! C'mon, let's commit arsen for the greater good!"
Ashla: "I have no regrets in life."
Ashla's Ayleth Persona: "Ashla was a strong, respectable person."

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Felicity: I am in a zen state of chill right now and you can't rain on my parade.

[Flamebird]

Shinsou: "Why don't we rush into this fight without thinking!"

Storm: "I don't like whiskey."

Rehtul: "I don't care about my looks."

Felicity: "Murder is so much fun!"