Roast the Character Above You

[Flamebird]

By posting in this thread you willingly subjugate your character to being severely burned and even perma killed by the flames.

Please keep this fun and light. Nothing meant for ill or anything like that. And no getting easily offended. Just fun. Also, this is meant to be for characters only, not other players. Have fun!

[Yvonne]

Ye beslubbering beef-witted hedge-boarish flap-dragon! Yer ate all our food and yer cranky at me there be nothing left ta eat!? Wipe that spittle off yer still-crunching maw and start that sentence again. This time lead with "I be sorry Yvonne, I ate all tha food but..."

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Yvonne loves Kobolds. Ner ner.

[Philomel]

There's nothing to be said bad about this guy.
Aside from maybe;
He keeps getting his mind erased too often?

[FennWenn]

like Lye, fuzzy phaun has not yet done the die

but will be dramatic when happens

(...is this how roast works?)

[Amari]

Brat.

Dumb idiot keeps trusting people.

Drinks too often.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Fucks everything that moves.

Fucks everything that doesn't move.

If it doesn't move, fucks it until it does.

BANG BANG!

[Morus]

When did Bleach get uncancelled?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Who are you? I literally have never heard of you. ;)

[Amari]

Tries to hero on all the adventures
Drinks with storm instead

[Flamebird]

Can't get out of her jerk boyfriend's shadow.

[Nevin]

Really, really needs to take a chill pill. Or, a case of them.

[Amari]

Damn Furry

[Stare]

Is crazy.

That's all I have to say.

[The Huntsman]

Really, really needs to get away for a few days.

[Amari]

Needs to stop crying on a couch eating Ben a d Jerry's

[Erik]

Angry emo with insecurity issues to the max.

[Amari]

Literally high on jolly good fun happy pills and doesn't know he's that guy in a room everyone wants to punch

[Briarheart]

Got preggerent to try and keep her shitty boyfriend tethered to a dumpy castle in a frozen hellhole. Failed to do just that.

[Flamebird]

Could probably be slain with weed killer.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I like you.

[FennWenn]

probably does anime run, nyoooooom~

[Flamebird]

That fae is so childish!


I like you.
:)

[Briarheart]

Natural state is throwing tantrums

http://66.media.tumblr.com/91417e8cc633d5e033a27853abf892cf/tumblr_oet7ngiV9F1u1ljrzo1_500.gif

[Storm Veritas]

Roots for the pipe plant monsters in Super Mario Bros.

[Amari]

Still thinks dead memes are relevant

[Ashla]

Probably will never destroy as many lives as her predecessor.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Erm.

[Max Dirks]

Doesn't even try to hide the fact he's a walking cliche.

[Morus]

^ See comment above.

[FennWenn]

smol emo is in dire need of hug

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Doesn't even try to hide the fact he's a walking cliche.

Says Max Payne / Metal Gear Dirks here.

(I can't think of anything to throw at Morus because I have literally never heard of him.)

;)

[Max Dirks]

Literally begged Storm Veritas to make him relevant.

[Amari]

Has only two loves in life, denim and cats.

Neither will ever love him back

[Max Dirks]

Always gets sick when I try to have her trained.

[Briarheart]

Does a very good Invisible Man impersonation!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Reinvented Maddy more times than David Bowie and Michael Jackson. But far less cool.

(P.S this is a character roast isn't it?)


Literally begged Storm Veritas to make hin relevent
:D :D

[Briarheart]

The Substitute Shinigami arc was the worst in Shinsou's story.

[FennWenn]

the entirety of Eiskalt knows she has bad breath

[Amari]

Can be defeated by a can of mortien

Or a butter knife

[Ashla]

Is more emo than my character!

[Max Dirks]

Ashla is basically Althanas' resident mormon.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Max Dirks couldn't even find Duffy's shit.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

The Substitute Shinigami arc was the worst in Shinsou's story.

Better than the Adjustment Bureau arc of Maddy's :3

[Lilthis]

Is morally obligated to roast himself for double posting.

[Ashla]

Is being a new/ dark elf enough of a roast?

[Briarheart]

Too emo to keep together a team-o

[Ebivoulya]

Super-aids as a djent song; keep bangin' that one note.

[Yvonne]

Without his dark passenger crutch would just be a fancy knife juggling clown, and first name means 'lowest point' or 'depths of despair'. Cry. More. ^.^

[Amari]

Can't get her boy toy to notice her



Aka

Sempai notice me

[Flamebird]

Is the ultimate failure to her race. Should be smol and innocent. Is a murderous edgelady instead.

[Eteri]

Has the attention span, temperament, and sweet tooth of a 4 year old

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Neko Maijin Z

[Flamebird]

Should star in his own anime.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Should star in the Flintstones.

Whattup.

[Hayate_Amatsukami]

Is only 75% as cool as Aizen.

[Eteri]

Much anime.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Christ, that hair.

[Aynur]

Most anime!

[Lilthis]

That outfit looks terrible, you should look in a mirror.

[The Huntsman]

(oooooof)

Really needs to learn when not to poke monsters.

[FennWenn]

says He Who Pokes Monsters with Metal Things for a livin

[Valus]

Uhm. Maybe should rethink life if jumping out of trees is a good idea?

[Avin]

Is far too cute for his own good.

[loves.blessing.]

Is too brainwashed to accept help from a friend...

[Ignis Glaciesque]

Dates a Thayne, so according to Greek Althanas Mythology Hera Am'aleh will get jealous and find a way to destroy you through something like turning you into a cow or making childbirth worse than it already is.

[Hayate_Amatsukami]

What? Was your Grandpa an elf? I thought I could smell something.

[Ayaka]

Thinks he is unbeatable. Could probably push him, have him scrape his knee then he goes to cry to mama Shin

[Estus]

Lets the tsun flow fast and free.

[Yvonne]

Breathes a sigh of relief he has a leg to stand on, unlike his snek cousins.

[Flamebird]

She's a know it all who hypocritically believes she's better than everyone else.

Sorry if that's too harsh, literally can't think of any other burns because this character is too good...

[Venex Apara]

Has anger problems because she had daddy issues.

[Nevin]

Runs his mouth more than his brain.

[FennWenn]

walking bludbank with hententacles datin a furry

(sorry, ^^’ too much!)

[Flamebird]

Grits everyone's nerves with his childishness.

[Erik]

More scary than a nuclear silo.

[Flamebird]

For all his self healing powers he can't revive himself.

[Ebivoulya]

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[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Pretends to be all dark and mysterious but gets off on fighting scrubs.

[Max Dirks]

^Is one of the aforementioned scrubs.

[loves.blessing.]

Max Dirks a name once feared now a washed up guy that people barely know.

[Max Dirks]

Josh Cronen's side piece.

[FennWenn]

old man

[Morus]

Fennice the menace

[Flamebird]

Will die before he becomes a legal adult. Short lived...

[The Huntsman]

Temper, temper.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

One of many unremarkable and forgettable names.

[Ayaka]

speaking of, who are you again?

[Hayate_Amatsukami]

*pulls on cat ears*

Doesn't this hurt?

[Amari]

can't tell if legit character or anime OC

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Wants to save the imperials from the Brotherhood but is a sex slave to a psychopath warlord who runs a criminal empire a million times worse.

[Flamebird]

Anime.

Unoriginal roast, but still.

[Stare]

Temper tantrums.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Caw, caw, bang, dead!

[Storm Veritas]

Ambassador Hadoken Van Whiskeyliver, reporting for duty.

[Ebivoulya]

https://orig00.deviantart.net/2252/f/2010/105/0/1/drunk_obese_pikachu_by_hermesgildo.jpg

[Flamebird]

A half-elf with speed and agility, an expert with blades. So cliche...

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I can't really say anything bad about you :/

[FennWenn]

nyoom nyoom

[Batboy]

looks like a tasty snack. moth nomnomnomnom

[Flamebird]

Could annoy even the most wise and patient of sages in the world.

[Philomel]

The true meaning of 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'.

[Flamebird]

The only friend you can keep is a dog-cat-thing.

[Philomel]

And a dragon!

*mutters* RAGECHILD

[Flamebird]

Values her pets more than her daughter.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Basically a Flintstone from Chernobyl.

[Ashla]

Is basically a shonen anime wannabe protagonist from Mars.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

So much emo.

[Philomel]

TRAITOR. *makes love to him anyway*

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

BITCH. *makes love to her anyway*

[Ashla]

How many overpowered swords do you need to make you feel special?

[Tobias Stalt]

Trick question. All of them.

How much edge can an edgelord edge?

[Flamebird]

How many evil organizations have you joined now? No wonder you're so messed up!

[Sage]

Yo!, Batman of the future called, they want their character concept back!

[Lona Dim]

Yo, stop being a crybaby.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Baywatch.

[Philomel]

Can't decide if he wants Phi or not.

[Sage]

Can't decide if she wants Shin or not.

[Ignis Glaciesque]

Can't decide if he wants to leave Scara Brae or not.

[Flamebird]

Let's revive this!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Has a friend in the god of time, but summons him to sit around doing fuck all whilst the organisation she is a general of are being beaten to shit all around her.

[Flamebird]

Has a friend in the god of time, but summons him to sit around doing fuck all whilst the organisation she is a general of are being beaten to shit all around her.

I'll take that. That's true.

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First he was in hell, now he's not. Make up your timeline, boi!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

First she was a general, now she's not. ;)

[Flamebird]

Can't keep his organization under any kind of order. Or safety. Or anything. It's been nuked off the map dude.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Can't keep his organization under any kind of order. Or safety. Or anything. It's been nuked off the map dude.

Is part of the group supposed to be protecting said nukage.

[Philomel]

Stop messing with my feelings.

[Flamebird]

Stop messing with random men in bed.

[Rehtul Orlouge]

I don't see a point in roasting something that's already burning.

[Flamebird]

Says the guy who got struck by lightning and refused to step outside for a year cause his glorious hair got ruined.

[Rehtul Orlouge]

*backs up with hand up* Oh ho, choosing the nuclear option are we?

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I remember when the Orlouge family was still relevant.

Since then, I left school, got a job, met my ex-wife, married my ex-wife, had a kid, divorced my ex wife, and now I'm solidly in my mid-thirties.

(PS It actually hurt to roast Rehtul and the Orlouges, but this is the name of the game.)
(PPS - Make Orlouge Great Again.)

[Flamebird]

Literally everyone abandoned you except a drunk bitter forty year old and a living angery react.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Literally everyone abandoned you except a drunk bitter forty year old and a living angery react.

[Rap Battle Reponse]

Check your status, they call me co-leader
You're nothing
What's with Gweneal, you compensating for something?
I prefer the company of electromancers and gods, and I'm proud of it
You try to win your battles with tantrums and hissy fits

[Flamebird]

Yo
You're a miserable excuse for a leader, bro
Left your whole planet, left your home
Now, Whitevale gone go boom now, you are all alone
Left your own apprentice to be beaten
Went Yolo in a portal, Arius had you yeeted
Your girlfriend is so unloyal, she be cheatin'
She's pregnant and doesn't know who the daddy is
Kept getting brainwashed and flip flopped, kickin it
Who's side were you on in a civil war that killed millions

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Yo
You're a miserable excuse for a leader, bro
Left your whole planet, left your home
Now, Whitevale gone go boom now, you are all alone
Left your own apprentice to be beaten
Went Yolo in a portal, Arius had you yeeted
Your girlfriend is so unloyal, she be cheatin'
She's pregnant and doesn't know who the daddy is
Kept getting brainwashed and flip flopped, kickin it
Who's side were you on in a civil war that killed millions

You talk a lot of shit for a girl wearing a diaper, I heard you had nuclear spit, where was it in that cipher?

We don't just start wars with no cause
Under us, the Brotherhood turned war
Into a fucking art form.
Radasanth better get their guns out
Those pasty white soldiers getting burned
'cause guess what; now the Storm's out.

You've got no idea what your messin' with here girl
We've got 12 inch rims on Atilla that's how we roll y'all
You look like someone put uranium in a troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme like Arius stretches time
Don't you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of tactics
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head whilst i'm crushing the loyalists.

[Flamebird]

Wow, look at you flexing, now who's trying to compensate?
You slept with Philomel? Yikes? Surprised you don't have AIDs
You come down from that high horse of yours and learn your place
Your mind's been wiped so many times, I'm surprised you're not insane

Your fancy sword wand play ain't nothing compared to me
You're stuck in the corner while I bring nuclear heat
Feel the fear, feel my rage, feel the blood as I punch out your teeth
I'm a living weapon, you're just a pretty soy boy whose pants filled with peepee

How many times you gonna fall until you're humbled, boi?
How many times until you see your Brotherhood getup was a ploy?
You're everybody's fool now, all the history you avoid
You were your daddy's tool between yeeting yourself into portals and voids

How many times you gonna change your name until you see the truth?
Your lack of morality shows you're no hero, here's the painful proof
Stick your own apprentice in a cell while you treaty date Philomel, dude!
How many have you slaughtered in your useless wars? Murder, unto the cruel

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Sit down, girl, and let me give you a verbal lesson
Ask Philomel, I’ve got more cock than Smith and Wesson

I come strapped with my swords and dark matter
Walk under the Whitevale flag with that Citadel swagger
No losses to my name and no-one that I fear
I'm the real-deal, a gladatorial pioneer
Beef with me? Please! I'm the Brotherhood’s co-leader
One Enpera Kurohitsugi will put you in the deep freezer

So don't start a war with me, you're not hardcore
A bitch slap’s enough and then it’s back to being bored
I brought Radasanth to its motherfucking knees
My name is Shinsou Vaan Osiris, maybe you've heard of me?

Not the Atlas Revaan Version, I'm the real O.G
You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty
But Brotherhood’s not just for fighting, we bring in some heavy trade
I forgot, when's the last time your work got anybody paid?

Even now I still can't believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to apprentices, you like literally lowered the bar
I’ve got so many skills, this Telgradian will put you down, for serious
You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Corone since Arius
Talking about my dad? Why don't you go back to Eiskalt and hide
This is a rap roller-coaster you're not even tall enough to ride

[Flamebird]

You want a war? I'll bring a slaughter
So try to keep with my beats, don't falter

I haven't hit puberty? Really?
Leoric would argue otherwise
I'm too much of a shorty? Please!
I'll just dismantle your whole ride

I get stronger every time you hit me
Strong as mithril and durable as adamantine
Heavy lies the crown and your defeats!
Your dark matter sucks at, well, pretty much everything

I'm saving kids, I'm saving the day
I'm kicking butt and taking names
I'm a paragon leaving this place in flames
I'm a hero therapist who shows flawed peeps the way

Your Brotherhood? Radasanth? Girlfriend? All flops
You lost all your bragging rights once Arius made Whitevale go pop
The "Redemption" of Tylermande was a laughing stock
You went bye byes and left your responsibilities to rot

For being such a failure as an apprentice, you sure can feel my magic
You can also feel when I get laid or when my powers happen
You might need a therapist after feeling what I suffer, rap'n
Cause after it all, I'm still standing, you'd be lying on the ground, bawling in the fetal position

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Oh, is it my turn now? Well, here's my next issue
I’m running out of things I know about you to diss you
But don’t worry because I won’t screw this feud up
At least not like the way Leoric is going to get your cootchie chewed up
I think all he wants to do is teach kids the birds and the bees
But that’s fine, you have a lot of experience down on your knees

Back in the day, your nuclear power made me sick
But now your skills are like your bars: fucking basic
I'll smack a Neanderthal in the mouth if she doesn't quit running that lip off
Bitch, you lost with a god on your side, who you calling a flop?
You think your radiation’s hot, but you couldn't be milder
You should've made the choice to stay in Salvar and go wilder.

I'm a legend, you're a tag along, you ain't got half the beats I’ve got
Your only other friend is Leoric, and that’s not saying a lot
Now take a lesson from a genuine spellsword who's obliterating foes
I come equipped with a full set of sick Telgradian flows

Everybody knows you got problems with reintegration
Now run back home and heal from this disintegration

[Flamebird]

I may have lost before
But I don't need that owl god anymore
Try to slap me and I'll leave you bleeding on the floor
Cause you think you're hurting me but I'm just building up with more heat, ready for more

Don't you attack my love life without expecting me to attack yours
You lost Philomel when you left to get milk through a portal door
And back home you lost that Telgradian princess in a civil war

I'm a tag along? Oh please, I heard it all before
That I'm nothing without chasing someone else, what a bore
If you really don't need me why you waiting at the door?
It's as if you thought you needed me to take care of that Arius chore

You have no loyalty to Telgradia or to that faun, both you ignore
Probably won't take long for you to get over Whitevale too, deplor-
-able, you think you're trouble but you're nothing but a loser on all fours
Guess what? Leoric was actually sorry and loyal, unlike a certain faun whore

[Eilan "Ea"]

Raise up the new boy, it's Ea, I stay tough
Blaze chumps and flip Shinsou butter-side up
I'mma smother a Neanderthal in fire, I don't play
Show these dweebs to the end of days
I've slept so long but you can't harsh my mellow
Just need some levels to wipe out this ghetto
I fought with the Grand Mage classes, exterminated the masses
Now i'm here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!

Only a mindless fool would knock Melchor's plan
To build an empire across space with a demon clan
With the Eilans he charted out the planets for my kin
So now I'm turning my attention to Shin
A Eilan called Temperance came to your place
He came to your planet and fucked up your race
Liquified and drank up your lady like gin
And he wasn't even as strong as me, the Eilan kingpin
And Felciity, let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the flames than your name
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Rhyolite just got struck twice by greased lightning

[Flamebird]

Wait, who on Tenebrae is this little freak?
Some REEEing tiny smol demon wannabe?
Why is this weird creature yelling at me?
I thought it couldn't even speak properly

You think you're so big and bad and terrorizing
You're nothing compared to me, a beast
You're evil? Oh great, more of a reason to toast you
With my nuclear rage, and now I'll roast you

You need to drink algae infested pond water to stay alive
Meanwhile my magic keeps me going as I dominate the fight
You think you know how to twist your DNA
My own DNA could kill anybody, but I've survived that injection's fate

Hey!

I'm a creature of destruction
You're just a sad psychopathic muffin
I'm the OG Queen of taking hits
You behave like a little rotten spoiled kid

Top Maddy or Lye's villainy? Oh please!
Icebreaker was a better big bad without even trying
Meanwhile, I'm the Heroine of the Year
Making sure pests like you just disappear

[Eilan "Ea"]

Ooh, here comes Rhyolite, big tongue wobbling
Stumbling through her rhymes like a big dumb goblin
Your powers make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
Like everything else, maybe you should let Shinsou do your rapping for you
Now I know I’ve got a temper, but you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle
Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your dad give you a cuddle?
You're the type of girl who could die of heart attack just in the shower
I bet that temper tantrum lasts about five fucking hours

Lye stabbed women when they wouldn't give him attention
Just like a poor man's version of OJ Simpson
Maddy started off a chemist and yeah, she was a prodigy
But after that she was only hot periodically

You, like humanity, are the sum of everything I despise
With the most dysfunctional family since the Orlouges were alive
Your fifteen minutes of fame with the Brotherhood came and went
Go back to Leoric and spend some time before you’re pregnant
Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do
Biology? When I get hard, I stay hard, and smack a bitch or two
You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm baking evil raps from scratch, I ain’t faking
I exterminated populations; you couldn't break a piece of balsa
White Glint your face, make a double chin salsa
I’m 2,500 years old, about to end the seeding!
When I’m done with you I’ll leave you burned and bleeding.

[Flamebird]

Galactic domination? Boo! What a clichéd trope
Your pathetic attempts at taking over Althanas are frankly, quite a bore
When you can form proper sentences, I'll try to take you seriously, wimp
Why so far away from home? Did they banish you like that outcast wannabe Invader Zim?

You may get angry, but no one is angrier than me boi
My body? Frigid and little? Nah, my muscles are ready to drop kick you back to space's void
I don't need Shinsou or Leoric to finish the battles I've started
I can survive any bleed or wound, no need to skin harden

Man, you're old! Grandpa Ea needs to get with the times
Readers enjoy more sympathetic villains with good reasons for their crimes
I could snap steel beams like twigs, my blood would leave you bedridden, take a sip
Here's a cup of all the reasons you should go back to isolated confinement, hibernation

I don't need to murder peeps to prove I'm OP
You thinking slaughtering innocents makes you some kind of king but really you're nothing
Even if I did get pregnant I could defeat you mid-labor
Take the plans of your Melkor wannabe and take your bad raps with you, cya later!

[Flamebird]

Let's bring this back, folks!

With or without the rap battles.

[Philomel]

Scary. ^^

[Flamebird]

Philomel probably has aids from the amount of people she slept with

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I'm back, ragechild, now stand up and rhyme
I only came back so I could beat your ass a third time

Come at this Telgradian from the front, are you trippin'?
Too fast to touch, guess what? Now your arm's missing!
You've got gifts girl but like Storm on whisky, they're both wasted
Enpera will take you back to school, I'll get you f*cking educated

You say you're nuclear, but I've always dropped more bombs
You should stick to tonguing Leoric and going on proms.
What's wrong with your face? You going to cry?
Because your mentor left you at Whitevale to die?
Christ, newsflash, kid: Brotherhood is dirty business
Show some mettle or you're fired, you're Shinsou's Apprentice
Your sword's named Copycat, huh? Ain't that sweet
Shame you fight with it like you rode a bicycle race with no seat

You can't challenge my immortal throne
Because soon i'll be a god to rule over all Corone
Maybe Radasanth could beg me for a truce, cause when Shinsou let's loose
I'll put the Assembly's neck in a noose
I'll lance a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'll be a Thayne, the bards will write me a song
I'm on point like the tip of my sword
Enpera's enough to destroy any Gilded Lily whore

[Flamebird]

Yo
Ragegirl is here to send you in a whirl
You read emotions like you save Whitevale
You train apprentices like you jump ship sale
Sucks

You're gonna get it rough, bud

You think you can be a god now?
You think you deserve some throne?
As far as Remy's convinced you're a clown
You've committed too many sins to atone
You're so stubborn, don't learn your lessons
While I'm rising from the ashes
I am strong. What do the strong do when afraid?
Whatever you're not doing, cause you keep getting played

I got my husbando to give up sleeping around for me
Meanwhile, Philomel's still catching aids and you keep losing Remy
That white coat's so bloodied, needs a tailor
Your own daddy thinks you're a failure
So you shouldn't recruit you to your Brotherhood
Maybe rethink that giant ego before you're thrown under the hood

I faced fear incarnate and won
I became your worst fate, your worst nightmare
From a mistake to a bloody champion
I get stronger the more you try to hit me, more than you could bear

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

You talk a lot of shit, but I'm sick when I spit
I'd rather lose Remy than sleep with Leoric
They call my father Regent but i'm the King of the mic
Call me Joffrey, i'll put your fucking head on a spike
I'm not dead inside, I've just got control of my flows
But you're like a coked up unstable garden gnome

[Celandine]

You look quite bare
With your vacant stare
I just can't get why
You're my mother's favourite guy
You seem so dumb
To you I bite my thumb
And say I'm done
Amusing you

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Oh, hey there Celandine
Want a bedrhyme story?
Better tuck you up in bed
Before things get gory
You aged pretty quick
But that's not the only thing that's fast
Your mum slid on my pole
And I just couldn't last

[Flamebird]

I bet you weren't an outcast as a kiddy
I bet you weren't forced on with unstable powers when you were fourteen
I bet you didn't lose it all at fifteen
Then go through it all again at nineteen
Yet here I am still standing
With a solid sense of morality
Meanwhile, one small loss and you start in on war crimes, leave em bleeding

Leave me bleeding and you'll be disintegrated
Trying to reach godhood is so bland and overrated
You get your pumped up kicks from revenge and hatred
Meanwhile, I rise above the pain and reclaim innocence

[Philomel]

Hey there Felicity
You think your rhymes are witty
But I'll tell you it ain't pretty
To put insults in a ditty

[Flamebird]

Despite having a motherly complex, Philomel is a horrific mother.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Stuff.

I mean, unless it's a rap battle, is it even worth it anymore?

[Flamebird]

Shinsou needs to learn some humility and get over his superiority complex