Random IM convo thread #55215943323

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

(18:29:19) Lye: My potato is whining like a puppy
(18:29:31) Fezomorph: Evening.
(18:30:09) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: All of the things.
(18:30:11) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Wait, potato?
(18:30:18) Fezomorph: 502.
(18:30:21) Lye: Yup.
(18:30:22) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Hey fez and Fenn :)
(18:30:29) Fezomorph: Hey Shin.
(18:30:31) FennWenn: Hi the Lye and Fez~
(18:30:32) FennWenn: <3
(18:30:39) Fezomorph: Fenn.~
(18:30:48) Lye: Fresh out of the microwave and its whimpering...
(18:30:55) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Has anyone here ever heard of In The NIght Garden?
(18:31:02) FennWenn: nnnope
(18:31:06) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: It's a kids show that is trippy as fuck
(18:31:06) Lye: Nope
(18:31:08) Fezomorph: Nay.
(18:31:17) redford: shin
(18:31:19) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Please youtube it and tell me how long you last
(18:31:21) Lye: Maybe I should take it for a walk?
(18:31:23) redford: wanna come over for some spaghetti?
(18:31:24) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Red
(18:31:35) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: You're cooking? I'm game
(18:31:42) Lye: Do you want food? Are you sick? WHAT DO YOU WANT POTATO!?

[FennWenn]

(08:30:11) Amari: I really hope the drawing of Shin is similar to butterfly aizen
(08:30:19) Amari: he's all glittery and shiny
(08:30:25) FennWenn: yis
(08:30:32) Amari: like that guy from Hero Acadamia who thrusts beams from his stomach
(08:30:37) Briarheart: Just copy paste what's his face from Bleach and color his hair brown
(08:30:41) FennWenn: I did chibi shin, but I think it was wrong; does Shin have a beard
(08:30:55) Amari: Shin changes it
(08:30:59) Amari: so both is right
(08:31:07) FennWenn: that'd explain it
(08:31:20) Lye: Aizen is lame.
(08:31:22) FennWenn: I guess he periodically shaves and unshaves his face
(08:31:47) FennWenn: faces can be unshaved, I think
(08:32:20) Lye: He just takes one of Maddy's potions.
(08:32:25) Briarheart: He opens up the dev menu and enters beard=1
(08:32:25) Lye: The hair unbalder.
(08:32:36) Amari: he rubs johns sweat on his face
(08:32:39) FennWenn: but it should sprout thorns instead of hair
(08:32:46) FennWenn: b/c Maddy Magic
(08:32:55) Briarheart: Beard of Thorns
(08:33:00) Briarheart: New Maddy ability
(08:33:01) FennWenn agrees with Amaritheory
(08:33:15) Briarheart: (she can already do it, but she should have a virus that does that to others)
(08:33:47) FennWenn: (do it)

(We love you Shin)

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I can't even.

...

Bankai.

[FennWenn]

(10:08:53) Lye: I want to hug a hype.
(10:08:59) Lye: So like...
(10:09:05) Lye: If I cut off a hype arm
(10:09:10) Lye: And stuck it in soil
(10:09:17) Lye: Would I get a minihype?
(10:09:24) Briarheart: You'd get a necking of a lifetime
(10:09:28) FennWenn: !!!
(10:09:38) Briarheart: And probably not
(10:09:42) Lye: It's called landscaping.
(10:09:47) Briarheart: :(
(10:09:53) Briarheart: Hype would cry
(10:09:56) Briarheart: Bite your throat out
(10:10:01) Briarheart: Consume thy flesh
(10:10:09) Lye: Would a hype bikini wax require hedge trimmers?
(10:10:11) Briarheart: And then cry some more because that was so unladylike
(10:10:15) Amari: omg
(10:10:21) Briarheart: :O
(10:10:26) FennWenn: Poor Hypehype
(10:10:40) Amari: can we keep the hye plant in the windowsill
(10:10:42) Amari: of our little abode
(10:10:48) Briarheart bristles
(10:10:50) Briarheart fluffs
(10:10:56) Briarheart scatters things about
(10:11:13) Lye: Overloading Andy is one of my favorite things.
(10:11:24) Atzar: he's throwing a plantrum
(10:11:35) Briarheart acquires admin powers
(10:11:38) FennWenn: Leaf him alooone
(10:11:38) Atzar: B)
(10:11:39) Briarheart /kick Atzar
(10:11:47) Briarheart /kick FennWenn
(10:11:53) FennWenn: Nuuuu
(10:12:04) Briarheart /ban Lye
(10:12:05) FennWenn firmly roots self in chat
(10:12:09) Amari: I mean.
(10:12:21) Amari: he's all bark and no bite
(10:12:34) Lye: Hate to see him leave, but love to watch him walk away.
(10:12:39) FennWenn: No need to get thorny
(10:13:03) Briarheart kick Amari
(10:13:06) Lye: ermagerd thurns!
(10:13:11) Briarheart /ban FennWenn
(10:13:16) Atzar: eh, he'll be vine eventually
(10:13:16) Lye: Oh god
(10:13:19) Briarheart /deleteaccount Lye
(10:13:21) Amari: I will kick yu Mister!
(10:13:22) FennWenn: Lye really is on the hedge
(10:13:27) Briarheart /deleteaccount Atzar
(10:13:31) Lye: Did you see the Irma gerd florida house?
(10:13:33) FennWenn: and so am I
(10:13:36) Briarheart /deleteaccount FennWenn
(10:13:42) Amari: well lye is turning a new leaf
(10:13:43) Briarheart: Yes I did, it was great
(10:13:53) Lye: Amazing.
(10:14:05) Briarheart buys the rights to the site from Dirks and shuts it down
(10:14:11) Lye: That guy should win a home upgrade.
(10:14:19) Briarheart sells the name for two orders of mozarella sticks
(10:14:31) Atzar: so you'd be acquiring root admin powers?
(10:14:44) FennWenn: All these problems stemmed from our puns
(10:15:07) Lye: I think the puns is the one reason Andy went archivist for a while.
(10:15:22) Briarheart: Well
(10:15:25) Briarheart: it was part of the reason
(10:15:34) FennWenn: But then we turned a new page and made book puns
(10:15:41) Briarheart: Other part was I had some stories I wanted to tell in that veign
(10:15:43) Briarheart: Veing
(10:15:49) Briarheart: fucking hell fein
(10:15:51) Briarheart: SHIT
(10:15:53) Briarheart: vein
(10:15:56) Briarheart: THERE WE GO
(10:15:56) Atzar: LOL
(10:16:04) Lye: He's shaken up.
(10:16:09) Lye: We've done our job.
(10:16:17) FennWenn: O dear
(10:16:19) Briarheart: You are all the literal worst.
(10:16:22) Lye: Now give the man some Motza sticks
(10:16:50) Lye: He needs to go to his happy place
(10:16:54) Amari: <3
(10:16:58) Briarheart: yes
(10:17:00) Briarheart: gib
(10:17:05) FennWenn: Vine by me
(10:17:19) Briarheart /deletecomputer FennWenn
(10:17:36) FennWenn: Do excess puns soil the joke?
(10:17:46) Althanas: Briarheart logs out of the Chat.
(10:17:46) FennWenn shrivels into goo
(10:17:58) Atzar: this has been ideal
(10:17:58) FennWenn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(10:18:30) Amari: hahahhahhaha
(10:18:37) Lye: When Andy leaves after a good punning, I feel he pushes away from his desk and does that kermit gif.
(10:18:45) Lye: Just arm flailing and angry screaming.
(10:19:00) Amari continues to bother him with puns on FB
(10:19:15) Atzar: yes, I can envision this

[Amari]

https://i.imgur.com/G3zp9Pw.png

Briarheart: I don't tell Puns
Briarheart: Cal-Amari

[Briarheart]

It's photoshopped. I can see the pixels.

[Storm Veritas]

I love everything about this.

[Ashla]

Puntastic! :D

[Lye]

(09:06:36) Briarheart: It's Maddy's.
(09:06:41) Briarheart: You don't know what was in those shots.
(09:07:06) Briarheart: oops, brb
(09:07:58) Lye: Seeds
(09:08:05) Lye: Literal Maddy seeds.
(09:08:20) Lye: Like a goddamn chia pet.
(09:09:10) Lye: I feel like Hype would have come home one day from the bazaar with a chia pet.
(09:09:11) Amari: oh shit
(09:09:22) Amari: maddy babby
(09:09:31) Amari: it comes out in a fancy suit and just goes "you all suck." and leaves.
(09:09:40) Amari: baby Maddy is like that movie, baby boss
(09:09:57) Lye: It would have been affectionately named prior to even getting home with it.
(09:10:01) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
(09:10:24) Lye: Something like, "Spud" or "Cloverbutt".
(09:11:31) Amari: and Hype would be like "Why isn't spud talking back to me?"
(09:12:43) Lye: Trying to teach it to talk like a dog. "Come on, spud! Speak! Speak!"
(09:12:50) Lye: "You can do it! Speak!"
(09:13:14) Amari: "Shakes it"
(09:13:20) Amari: WHY. ARENT . YOU. SPEAKING
(09:13:26) Amari accidently breaks it
(09:13:28) Amari crys
(09:14:22) Lye: "Madison..? Am I --sob-- Am I a bad parent?"
(09:14:56) Althanas: Nosdyn logs into the Chat.
(09:15:14) Nosdyn: hey all lol.
(09:15:18) Amari: and Madison without missing a beat: Yes.

[Amari]

(01:18:31) Briarheart: Hypemom is best mom
(01:18:36) Briarheart: Except when she's the worst
(01:19:12) Lye: Hype would be a terrible mom for anything that is dependent on another for continued life.
(01:19:25) Lye: But great for adults and those struggling with the non-essentials.
(01:19:55) Briarheart: She is a good emotional rock and boat-steadier
(01:20:00) Briarheart: But a terrible caregiver
(01:21:16) Lye: *dumps water on crying small child. Crying intensifies. Plops horse manure on top of child. Goes into a full tantrum. Hype starts crying too.* "I thought it was hungry~... T^T"
(01:21:53) Amari: "human why you no like? this is best poo
(01:22:00) Amari: look *Shoves it into her own mouth*
(01:22:32) Lye: "M-maybe it needs to be polinated..." *blushu*
(01:22:42) Lye: *Covers with bees while utterly embarrassed*
(01:22:59) Lye: *Child is now being stung repeatedly*
(01:23:29) Lye: Madison: "What in the literal fuck?!" *grabs Hype by the wrist and hurries off to the sounds of guards coming*
(01:23:48) Amari: no no
(01:24:02) Amari: you forgot to add the part where Madison drop kicks the screaming poop covered bee infested child over the horizon
(01:24:08) Amari: hide the evidence
(01:25:30) Briarheart: This is now canon.

[FennWenn]

(19:40:29) SirArtemis: fenn we must corrupt you
(19:40:40) FennWenn: ?
(19:40:55) Nosdyn: you say that Boris as you dont realize shes been rping with Tiff for a long time now
(19:40:56) FennWenn: u sure i not already a 'lil corrupt? : o?
(19:41:02) SirArtemis: not by your writing you aren't
(19:41:18) FennWenn: my roommate was talking at length 'bout how good dick is earlier
(19:41:36) Nevin: I also need to work on the thing for you Neko if you still want me to - and ok that's weird of your roommate Fenn
(19:42:40) FennWenn: was talking w/ her gay friend; made sense in context, hee
(19:43:00) Nekoprincess: lol now yes that makes sense fenny XD
(19:44:25) SirArtemis: yes well that's not that much corruption
(19:44:40) FennWenn: w-wut
(19:44:45) FennWenn: but it seems so much corrupt
(19:44:57) SirArtemis: it may as well be saying how great good pizza is.
(19:45:10) Nosdyn: boris i dont think youre corrupt at all
(19:45:21) Nosdyn: from what i know/remember of you
(19:45:53) FennWenn: when you say my writing indicates "needs more corruption" do you mean IC or OC stuffs?
(19:46:31) SirArtemis: for example, your actual character fenn and his dog
(19:46:46) Nevin: Fenn is a small precious child do not even
(19:46:53) SirArtemis: yes, fenn is
(19:46:55) SirArtemis: BUT SO ARE YOU
(19:46:59) FennWenn: Fenn gonna murder him a politician
(19:47:02) Nevin: ........what?
(19:47:11) FennWenn: WAIT, Nevein is also a precious smol?
(19:47:27) Nevin: No?
(19:47:30) Nevin: I don't think?
(19:47:35) Nevin: I... dunno?
(19:47:36) FennWenn: hee, Nevein, 'cause BLOOD
(19:47:44) Nevin: NEVIN IS FAR FROM PRECIOUS
(19:47:48) FennWenn: or was Borisfriendo discussing ME also being a smol
(19:47:56) Nevin: I think that.
(19:48:08) FennWenn: b/c LITERALLY EVERYONE IN COLLEGE won't shut up about how adorable I am and I don't get it
(19:48:12) Nevin: Nevin is a surly bastard who is agitated at how many people seem to know he's a blood mage
(19:48:13) SirArtemis: i was saying fenn the author is a precious smol
(19:48:14) Atzar: ...I apparently missed an entertaining conversation
(19:48:17) FennWenn: also I got asked if I'm autistic twice
(19:48:23) SirArtemis: well, that's unexpected
(19:48:24) Nevin: Ok that's what we thought
(19:48:27) Atzar: hahaha
(19:48:27) SirArtemis: but, that's my point. you lack corrupt.
(19:48:30) SirArtemis: that's why you're so "adorable"
(19:48:37) SirArtemis: because you fell out of a g rated childrens book
(19:48:56) FennWenn: It's weird tho b/c I have been to some weeeiiird places
(19:49:00) Nekoprincess: but being cute and innocent is a GOOD thing lol at least in my opinion
(19:49:02) SirArtemis: i literally feel the number of women i've slept iwth magically decrease when i read your writing
(19:49:12) SirArtemis: as though you can delete my life with innocence
(19:49:15) Nevin: Most of the potions won't be a problem - but Nevin might be surly with her because that's not always the case. And it'd be the "GOds kid that's dangerous you should NOT be doing that please stop" only said angrily
(19:49:17) FennWenn: this is quotable
(19:49:18) Nekoprincess: facepalms
(19:49:52) Nevin: "I feel the number of women I've slept with decrease when I read your writing" So Fenn has reality warping abilites
(19:50:01) Nevin: I'm chill with that.
(19:50:10) FennWenn: : D
(19:51:14) Nevin: I guess I just read the wrong Fenn thread for my introduction to the character - I read Rotten Knowledge first and that was a 'horror' thread with Eldritch shit
(19:51:43) FennWenn: actually he deals with a lot of Eldritch stuff
(19:51:44) SirArtemis: to me that thread is too damn cute
(19:51:48) SirArtemis: he just hugs his dog
(19:51:56) SirArtemis: it may as well be a 3 year old
(19:52:01) FennWenn: like the Fae are kinda weird, and also that one Halloween vig I did a year ago
(19:52:39) Atzar: I read a happy little thread with Var and Aynur and felt myself getting diabetic with all of the sweet in that thread
(19:52:41) FennWenn: the funny thing is, that Fenn-the-char and Wenn-the-author think they v/ tuff
and then erryone else be like "nope everything about you in precious and I must hug"
(19:52:52) Nevin: I sympathized with Daugi "God damn it kid stop getting into shit!"
(19:52:58) FennWenn: yeh that one was rushed so we just filled it with cotton candy fluff
(19:52:58) Nekoprincess: I actually want to hug fenn he seems adorable
(19:53:09) Nekoprincess: even daugi his direwolf i want to cuddle XD
(19:53:10) Nevin: You'd freeze tho
(19:53:17) FennWenn: yis
(19:53:18) Nevin: Daugi is legit.
(19:53:30) redford sits the fenn with blankies and tea
(19:53:35) FennWenn: you have become v/ attached to pretty direwoof friend, : D
(19:53:36) Briarheart: Even the pieces that remain
(19:53:42) FennWenn: you need to see her face
(19:54:24) The_Crooked_Knig: if I may ask, what is a "Smol"
(19:54:24) FennWenn: here her face
(19:54:32) FennWenn: [picture of the ugly-faced pretty doggo was here]
(19:54:32) SirArtemis: see example fen
(19:54:32) Nevin: 'Small' in internet speak
(19:54:35) SirArtemis: you say stuff like direwoof
(19:54:39) FennWenn: smol = precious child
(19:54:39) SirArtemis: it's too cute for a college kid
(19:54:47) FennWenn: !!!
(19:55:01) FennWenn: nuuuuu but that's how I talk in my head
(19:55:07) Atzar: yeah, the way you write definitely defines you as something to be hugged
(19:55:12) SirArtemis: yes, you talk like an innocent person
(19:55:19) SirArtemis: like a child
(19:55:21) SirArtemis: you use kidspeak
(19:55:30) SirArtemis: direwoof, smol instead of small. nuuu instead of nooo
(19:55:32) FennWenn: i blame roleplaying Fenn too much
(19:55:35) Nevin: Youthspeak
(19:55:40) Nevin: Lol
(19:55:41) Atzar: eh, all of these people use smol
(19:55:47) Atzar: it's just a thing right now for some reason
(19:55:50) FennWenn: ...b/c I started it
(19:55:58) FennWenn: mebby
(19:56:01) SirArtemis: ^
(19:55:02) Nekoprincess: lol daugi is so cute!
(19:56:09) Atzar: ...maybe we need to worry about the corruption going the other direction then
(19:56:10) SirArtemis: see not daugi. daugi = doggy = dog. dog.
(19:56:13) SirArtemis: use dog. use grown up speak lol
(19:56:29) FennWenn: HAHA I WILL CORRUPT YOU
(19:56:44) Nevin: That's not corruption guys.That's purification.
(19:56:44) SirArtemis: i will mail you a bag of dicks. the candy version
(19:56:49) Atzar: uh
(19:56:49) Nekoprincess: lol but cute words are cute! lol I use Nyu sometimes to be cute myself lol its only normal sometimes for woman to want to talk cutely lol
(19:56:55) Atzar: I think that would get you on a list
(19:56:58) FennWenn: Daugi is fantasy fun way to get away with naming your wolf "dog"
(19:57:00) The_Crooked_Knig: I have this image now of fenn hanging out with sketch as she rides on the big bad wolf.
(19:57:07) SirArtemis: nah it's a thing hahah
(19:57:08) Nekoprincess: Oh god Artemis XD FACEPALMS HEAVILY THIS TIME
(19:57:09) SirArtemis: dicksbymail.com
(19:57:09) Briarheart: Is this where we mention that a 31-year-old man helped name Daugi
(19:57:12) SirArtemis: it's gummies
(19:57:26) FennWenn: who helped me name her, I forgotted
(19:57:42) Nekoprincess: forgotted so precious to say it that way hehe
(19:57:59) FennWenn: instead of dicks, pls mail roses
(19:58:06) FennWenn: they are thinly veiled vagines
(19:58:17) FennWenn: ...i need sleep
(19:58:26) Nevin: "Vagines" and you claim not to be innocent
(19:58:37) Nekoprincess: *Chuckles*
(19:58:39) FennWenn: it was typo
(19:58:41) FennWenn: oops
(19:58:45) Atzar: riiight
(19:58:46) Nekoprincess: typos galores!
(19:58:47) Nevin: Suuuuuuuuurreeee
(19:58:54) FennWenn: see, "vagina"
(19:58:55) Nevin: Hahahahahaha
(19:58:59) FennWenn: I can write it
(19:59:06) Nevin: I feel like that hurt you to write.
(19:59:09) SirArtemis: in quotes
(19:59:13) FennWenn: nope
(19:59:15) SirArtemis: ^LOL NEVIN I THOUGHT THAT
(19:59:16) FennWenn: vagina
(19:59:19) Nevin: Your existence tried to reject it.
(19:59:26) SirArtemis: ok fenn.
(19:59:30) Nevin: Why do you torment yourself Fenn? It's ok to be pure.
(19:59:33) FennWenn: ask Andeh, I once screamed "DICKS" into an empty chat room
(19:59:34) Briarheart: She did.
(19:59:35) Nekoprincess: hahahahaha falls on floor from laughing so hard
(19:59:39) SirArtemis: if you think of someone touching a vagina for pleasure, what's your reaction?
(19:59:49) FennWenn: x-rated
(19:59:51) Atzar: this is a great conversation
(19:59:52) The_Crooked_Knig: o.o
(19:59:54) SirArtemis: she buried that shit until it exploded
(19:59:55) Nevin: "LOOK I DID THIS THING ONE TIME STOP SAYING I'M CUTE"
(19:59:57) Nekoprincess: tears form in eyes from continuing to laugh so hard
(20:00:27) Nevin: I feel like we might kill Neko here
(20:00:40) FennWenn: murder by gigglery
(20:00:43) Briarheart: I love how half this chatroom is currently suffering from cranial explosions after discovering that someone isn't like their character IRL
(20:00:50) The_Crooked_Knig: make her roll a saving throw.
(20:01:00) Nekoprincess: looks up from floor screams "I"m ok just dying of laughter here from the comedy show!
(20:01:15) Nevin: Nah we're just confirming that Wenn is more like Fenn than she wants to admit
(20:01:23) Nevin: Her innocence is a like a purifying light that is bathing our corrupt souls.
(20:01:31) FennWenn: I am v/ much like Fenn
(20:01:38) FennWenn: and neither of us are totally innocence
(20:01:57) SirArtemis: what's the worst thing fenn has ever done
(20:02:06) Nekoprincess: quotes those who appear innocent always have some darkness hidden within!
(20:02:13) Nevin: Fenn was abandoned as a kid by his people and lives in a medieval world. He is extremely good and pure by that standard.
(20:02:18) FennWenn: murdered a guy, steals from people, gonna murder a queen
(20:02:24) FennWenn: also is sometimes an ass on purpose for giggles
(20:02:31) SirArtemis: who did he murder and why, and how did he murder him
(20:02:54) FennWenn: ...merchant dude by accident with an icicle b/c was scared he was gonna get turned over to the Church
(20:02:58) Nevin: As we learn in Rotten Knowledge, Fenn is ACTUALLY STILL A KID
(20:03:08) SirArtemis: SO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
(20:03:11) Nevin: And kids are ALWAYS going to be asses for giggles if they can get away with it.
(20:03:27) FennWenn: but it was a v/ bloody accident
(20:03:35) FennWenn: such stabbery
(20:03:36) Atzar: kids are asses even when it isn't for giggles
(20:03:39) SirArtemis: but an ACCIDENT
(20:03:54) SirArtemis: can we stop saying kids and just say humans. humans are asses.
(20:03:54) Nekoprincess: has a 10 year old godson and 4 year old goddaughter knows kids act out on purpose to get what they want or can be bossy cute little things! lol
(20:03:59) Nevin: Ok that's true too Artemis
(20:04:05) Nevin: And how traumatized was Fenn afterwards
(20:04:24) FennWenn: ...fairly traumatized, but then he got over it b/c he got a NEW SHINY
(20:04:30) FennWenn: yay for shinies~
(20:04:38) Nevin: Yeah he's innocent and a kid.
(20:04:53) Nekoprincess: fenn adores shinys lol fenn is innocent and precious!
(20:05:10) FennWenn: Fenn needs to murder more people in this upcoming arc
(20:05:19) FennWenn stabstab

[FennWenn]

(09:25:24) Nevin: Oh. Oh nooooooooo
(09:25:34) Nevin: There is no nekojin,
(09:25:38) Nevin: No marriagie
(09:25:48) FennWenn: : D but is rumor
(09:25:49) Nevin: Noooooo
(09:25:56) Nevin: Yes yes it is
(09:26:00) FennWenn: Fenn listens in to rumors much
(09:26:34) Smol_Rumblehide: Fenn will write stories of Nevin marrying a nekojin into her solo and get a JC and have it immediately canonized
(09:26:40) Smol_Rumblehide: and then you'll have to like it
(09:26:41) The_Crooked_Knig: Hey fennwenn, did you hear that Nevin, the Alchemist is cheating o his catbride with a girl named Ezra? true story.
(09:27:04) FennWenn: : D
(09:27:23) FennWenn: I hear there is also a speedy elf on the side
(09:27:35) FennWenn: that man has an incredible lovelife
(09:27:53) Nevin: Goddamnit
(09:28:18) The_Crooked_Knig: indeed. it is our civic duty to spread the tales of his activities to the town. to protect the ladies from broken hearts.
(09:28:28) FennWenn: indeed!
(09:28:37) Nevin pulls his hair out
(09:28:42) FennWenn: or to lure more to his gentle arms
(09:28:50) The_Crooked_Knig: also true.
(09:28:52) FennWenn: men too
(09:28:56) Nevin: "I am celibate damn it stop spreading these rumors!"
(09:29:01) FennWenn: none can resist his advances
(09:29:15) Smol_Rumblehide: It's okay to be a mackdaddyomancer
(09:29:16) The_Crooked_Knig goes off to tell stories late into the night about the love master, Nevin.
(09:29:21) Smol_Rumblehide: There is no shame in it
(09:29:56) Nevin makes Sketch's medicine taste absolutely vile and laces Fenn's flea repellant with cinnamon
(09:30:25) The_Crooked_Knig: ooh, fair point.
(09:30:42) FennWenn: !!!
(09:30:47) Nevin: The last time Nevin saw another person's naked body he was only one soul
(09:31:10) Nevin: "Do not antagonize the guy who makes your medicine"
(09:31:13) FennWenn: o dear
(09:31:27) Smol_Rumblehide: [antagonizing intensifies]
(09:32:08) Nevin: You are the one person who is not getting medicine from Nevin in this conversation. You just hush.
(09:32:45) Smol_Rumblehide: That's because Smol will punch a wall until it breaks, revealing a freshly-cooked turkey leg behind it
(09:32:50) Smol_Rumblehide: That's how she restores her hit points
(09:33:09) Nevin: ... So Smol is Simon.
(09:33:22) Smol_Rumblehide thumbs up
(09:33:38) Smol_Rumblehide: Adventurewaifu
(09:33:42) Smol_Rumblehide: Monsterslayerwaifu
(09:33:45) Nevin: .... Too bad she doesn't use a whip

[Ashla]

(08:54:37) Althanas: Ashla logs into the Chat.
(08:55:10) Ashla: I have zero inspiration to write anything
(08:56:16) Ashla: I have zero energy to write anything at all ._.
(08:58:46) Ashla: Just started reading Fenn and Nevin's posts. Lol, "That's... A dire wolf... Okay..."
(09:01:44) Ashla: This thread is so funny!
(09:02:13) Ashla: "Will your parents being paying for that?" "I'M THIRTY!!!"
(09:03:27) Ashla: Okay, the line about how most people think Fenn's an elf, but elves don't make ice made me outright laugh out loud
(09:05:53) Ashla: Aaaaaand death by honey candy
(09:06:09) Ashla: Spoilers btw
(09:06:24) Ashla: ... Eho am I even typing too???
(09:06:34) Ashla: Who*
(09:12:42) Ashla: Licking doornobs is illegal on other planets.
(09:19:18) Ashla: There is a fern so sensitive that if you touch it, it folds its leaves.

[Nevin]

14:29:42) Smol_Rumblehide: Smol/Nevin would be a short thread
(14:29:52) Smol_Rumblehide: "My arm is broken. Can you make the potion taste like chocolate?"
(14:30:22) Nevin: "... Yep. You aren't going to die if you take anything, right? Or trip balls like the Fae kid did?"
(14:30:25) FennWenn: "WOW A KOBOLD I MUST MAKE NEW POTIONS FOR THIS FASCINATING RACE OF CREATURES" would ensue, probs~
(14:30:40) Smol_Rumblehide: "Nope"
(14:30:41) Nevin: Yes that would be in his head
(14:30:54) FennWenn: :D
(14:30:55) Elthas: lol trip balls
(14:30:56) Elthas: right on
(14:30:58) Nevin: "Alright. Allergic to anything? Anything that doesn't work on you?"
(14:31:13) Smol_Rumblehide: "No allergies. No resistances I can think of."
(14:31:26) FennWenn: smol is allergic to things that don't taste like chocolate
(14:31:35) FennWenn: or meat slabs
(14:31:50) Smol_Rumblehide: "Can it be ready soon? I'm holding it together about as well as this splint is, to be honest"
(14:32:13) FennWenn: did Fenn tell Nevin about his iron allergy
(14:32:15) Nevin: "Right then. I'll mark that down. Give me like, fifteen minutes. Need a painkiller too?"
(14:32:18) FennWenn: that's important
(14:32:23) Smol_Rumblehide shows Nevin a hastily-assembled split made from the bandanas and bones taken from the army of skellington warriors she just beat in a fite"
(14:32:24) FennWenn: no put iron in meds
(14:32:24) Nevin: Nope
(14:32:32) FennWenn: o dear
(14:32:48) Elthas: fite fite fite :D
(14:32:53) FennWenn: smol is pudgy cute badass
(14:33:08) Elthas: yeah
(14:33:09) Smol_Rumblehide: "Yes, please and thank you."
(14:33:18) Nevin: "Huh. Right. Purple potion behind you. Won't taste like chocolate but it will kill the pain some I work."
(14:33:34) Nevin: *while not some
(14:33:35) Smol_Rumblehide plops some gold on the table
(14:33:53) Smol_Rumblehide: "Thank you. Might wanna rinse the blood off those coins before you put them away."
(14:33:54) Nevin disappears into the back to work
(14:34:00) FennWenn: this must thread now
(14:34:16) Nevin: See people. This. This is how triop
(14:34:24) Smol_Rumblehide: Alright
(14:34:26) Smol_Rumblehide: That was fun
(14:34:29) Nevin: *trips to the alchemist should be
(14:34:30) FennWenn: speed thread
(14:34:39) Smol_Rumblehide: Phi, can you give us 1000 EXP and 5 GP for this little chat RP?
(14:34:49) Nevin: [hahahah
(14:34:55) FennWenn: not "eat all the candy and trip balls, thus summoning a concerned direwolf"
(14:34:56) Althanas: Nekoprincess logs into the Chat.
(14:35:12) FennWenn: hi Night~
(14:35:17) Smol_Rumblehide: How is it that battle princess kobold is the most reasonable customer Nevin gets
(14:35:19) Nevin: Wb Neko
(14:35:38) FennWenn: because you cannot trust Fenn in a place with shinies/tasties
(14:35:43) Nevin dies of laughter
(14:36:02) Smol_Rumblehide: Smol should want the shinies
(14:36:05) Smol_Rumblehide: But she was raised with honor
(14:36:07) Nekoprincess: thankies
(14:36:09) Smol_Rumblehide: And works for her shinies
(14:36:15) FennWenn: Fenn was raised with thieves
(14:36:24) Nevin: Someone who knows how to save this should save it just for that line
(14:36:33) FennWenn: "go get the wallet Fenn! go get it! good job 'lil buddy!"
(14:36:35) Nekoprincess: because cat girls are prone to cause shenanigans?
(14:36:52) FennWenn: which the line?
(14:36:58) Nekoprincess: Catnip potions are kitty girls are never a good thing neither is too much sugar are young kitty girls!
(14:37:03) Althanas: Revenant logs into the Chat.
(14:37:15) FennWenn: hi Rev!
(14:37:15) Nevin: Briar's about battle princess being the most reasonable customer
(14:37:15) Elthas: ahoy Rev :)
(14:37:24) Nevin: Howdy zrev
(14:37:24) FennWenn: HA
(14:37:25) Nekoprincess: hi rev
(14:37:36) FennWenn: you just copy/paste
(14:37:40) FennWenn: you can do it Nev
(14:37:43) FennWenn: we belibe in you
(14:38:14) Nekoprincess: XD
(14:38:22) Smol_Rumblehide: He might be on mobile
(14:38:28) FennWenn: ahh, true
(14:38:28) Smol_Rumblehide: Copypasta harder in moble.
(14:38:30) FennWenn: mobile is hell
(14:38:36) Smol_Rumblehide: mebbel
(14:38:47) Nekoprincess: mobile is hell yesh
(14:38:49) Revenant: Heyo