So I decided the other day to write an Althanian version of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny), and decided to share with you all! Let me know what you think! Original source is here.
Old Thursday was hoppin around
And Alerar city like a big playground
When suddenly Breaker burst from the shade
And hit Thursday with a small grenade
Thursday got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be stopped by Black
He tried to use deadly assassin tricks
But Philomel came out from some bricks
She started beating up on Black Shadow
But they both got knocked out by Breakers skills
And before he could make back into a cave
The Hybrid Frog came out of his grave
He pulled a rail gun out beneath a helipad
And blew Breaker away with a really large zap
But it ran out of plasma and he ran away
Because Jensen Ambrose came to make the save
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(Of Althanian Destiny)
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
(As far as the eye can see)
And only one will survive
(I wonder who it will be?)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Althanian Destiny
Thursday took a bite outta Jensen Ambrose
Ate everything including his toes
Then Black came back and tried to attack
When Rayse Valentino jumped and landed on his back
Breaker was injured, trying to get steady
When Hybrid Frog came back with a machete
But something caught him on his leg and he tripped
Madison Freebird used Vine Whip!
Then she saw Thursday sneaking up from behind
So she reached for a gun, which she just couldn't find
Because Breaker stole it and he shot and he missed
And Valentino deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Hybrid Frog tried to polevault
Onto Thursday but they collided in the air
And they both got hit by the Starslayers
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(Of Althanian Destiny)
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
(As far as the eye can see)
And only one will survive
(I wonder who it will be?)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
resOf Althanian Destiny
Angels sang out and posts were in the works
Down from the heavens descended Max Dirks
He delivered a kick that everyone heard
Into the crotch of Madison Freebird
She fell to the ground holding her sin
As Breaker went back to Josh Cronen
But Dirks saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Breakers head between his thighs
Then Chibimon Red and Chibimon Blue
And Duffy Bracken with his whole neighborhood
And Dan Lagh'ratham, and Paladin
And Sir Artemis and Shadowalker Talen
Fennek Glenway, Dahlios
Nyadir D'Var, Elthas Belthasar
Hoytti, Shinsou, and the Tarot folks
Kyla Orlouge and Cellar Door
Trap Master, Gavner Nahs, Hydragon, and Ithermoss
All came outta nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Max Dirks in his fugitive ass
It was the bloodiest battle that our world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The Champion stood, the rest saw the better
Tankita Bananas in a blood-stained sweater
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(Of Althanian Destiny)
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
(As far as the eye can see)
And only one will survive
(I wonder who it will be?)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
Of Althanian Destiny
(This was a lot tougher than I originally thought it would be. As a result, I plugged one of my own characters as the victor, as also one of the funnier outcomes. Don't like it, write your own version.)
