A Character vs Character Rap Battle Bonanza! [Mature]

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The material contained within may contain mature themes and sick burns.

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The roast thread is not enough for our dope rhymes and sick lines. It's got to the point where we now need a seperate thread for this, along with member voting to determine the winner. ;)

Open to all. I'll go first.

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I'm big Shin Osiris, so let me regale
The tale of how we battle in the city of Whitevale
Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Corone?
Brotherhood's been doing it all on their own
We've got no fear, We're out of your league
Just a small hop to godhood, I'll bust a nut up in your tier 3
I'm a greasy slick MC from TG
One Enpera Kurohitsugi'll kill your whole measly species
The fool who tries to step to us, understand
You'll find your whole gang face down in the port of Tylmerande
Bring your women, men, warriors and Thaynes
Watch me dip them in Dark Matter
And wear 'em like a neck chain
We'll choke your finances with the plan up our sleeves
Because we're in places you'd never even believe
Burying bald wizards in the closest cemetery
In and out so fast you'd think we were imaginary

Hey!

Did you forget something during all that ego tripping
Never learning lessons, you're just trying to be a god or something
Drop your divinity, everyone's a diety these days
Even lusty Nevin's a blood god in a blood cult with an unmemorable name

You failed Whitevale, you let it go boom
You failed all your girls, they abandoned you or went poof
You rely way too much on that flashy sword of yours, drop it and you're squishy
Meanwhile I'm learning to get smarter, with multiple methods and strategies

You let that big bald mage get the best of you, go yeet through portals, bye bye
You cling to your power while leave your loved ones all alone and high and dry
What kind of teacher, friend, lover makes promises he can't keep?
You're so stubborn you can't admit you're wrong to save Remy

Let me guess, you're here to hate?
Well stand in the lecture line and wait
Cause I'm all Master, and I've got all day
To spit harsh lessons in this crybaby's face
You're not a virgin now? So what, who you think you messing with?
It's Shinsou Vaan Osiris, I'm the coldest thing since Eiskalt, Bitch!
I'm getting lifted on that throne, get that godhood turned up
You're getting limbs chopped off, get that body burned up
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I crush it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!

Felicity, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the Thayne tell me turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip a Neanderthal's tongue out through her teeth
Dropping bars on the world's poorest Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to badasses, I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees for Shin no Kotei
I came to Whitevale's aid in the time of need
Cause I'm the King of the Brotherhood, and I'm here to feed
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach you
Your highest calling was a pat on the back from Shinsou
You gotta die for something, Felicity, just picture your epitaph
Had the world watching, chose to jump on Leo's shaft

Hey there all you idiot fools
I'm here now, and I'll prove I rule
I'm the faun of all fauns
With my big ram horns
That I'll ram right up your thong
And tell you to, "go long!"

I'm the best of the rest
The world's first feminist
I've brought hundreds out poverty
Given whores a sense of dignity
If you don't know, or don't understand
Then let me tell you, you're the underhand
If you don't see a place for this morality
Then you might as well live in depravity

Flamebird, you're pretty cool with your red hair
But you've got a temper that makes all stare
You've got mummy issues, that much is clear
And won't be over them even next year

And you, Shinsou, pretend to be gone
You come and then aren't ever here long
You love me, you hate me - make up your mind
Because I've got got something to shove up your behind.

I put a limp in Salvar's Ethereal Swagger
What makes you think I won't give you the dagger?
You're all the same to me, cold
Bloated, dead, corpse
I'm at your funeral with no remorse
But your loved ones understand-
For your boring raps, I was the only recourse.

Shinsou, you wanna drop bombs?
Yeah, you're doing alright-
Ten to one though I'd beat your ass in a fight.
Felicity, I feel you, you're sick,
Must be that radiation poisoning you got from sucking Shin's dick.
And you Phi, you're a class act for cleaning up the mean streets,
But they just can't seem to get all the goat hair out of the brothel sheets.

You wanna see Stalt?
I'll do you like I did Eiskalt.

*mic drop*

Here comes Tobias, adding some flavor
Tag up because its a new day to play with a neighbour
We freeze the weak MC's that wanna run the street
Stalt's the Light that Blinds, and they can't stand the heat
Shin's the same, the Game of Shadows remains mine
More white in my coat than a Gilded Lily's coke line
We're biting the head off these snakes
Chew up these words and spit 'em in the face
Make way, Phi, who are you to test me?
Like one of your Gilded Lily shags, it don't impress me
What's up Fel? Cuddle up, here's a thought
The only style that you know is the style that Shin taught
Damn straight, this is fate, our fiendin' is verbal lashes
Tobias, take them out where the trash is.

You people are a joke
Act way bigger than you actually are
You accumulate power and hope
That it'll make up for your insecurities, but here's some bars

Shinsou, think you're big and epic, huh?
You've had identity crises more than you've reforged Enpera
You left Whitevale to rot, left Remy and Philomel like a thot
I know the hero you're not, all the plans and lives you let Arius botch

Philomel, that motherly complex is a lie and sure a bore
Cause you treat your kids like trash, you're more dedicated to being a whore
You wretch, you left to get milk when Celandine was born
When you had your son you wanted to yeet him out the door

Tobias, you poor soul, never had it your way
You live a life you hate, controlled by the Ethereal Sway
You poor sweet innocent thing, being the victim is no excuse for being a jerk
Lost your girls, ruined Eiskalt, and Lye stepped in just making it worse

Maybe it's time for some quiet now
You want to rap? I don't know how
So instead I'll knit and knit
And make you shit
And listen to you insult my mother.

Scars on my soul don't mean I've broken,
surely you must be joking?
When I went into the Church they sought to make me fold
but here I stand, pockets fat and lined with gold.

Felicity, child, you got one thing wrong:

I'll draw a line across your neck
Embossed with red, you know that feeling well-
That's what its like when you choke
Victim ain't what I am, its what I make
So pray the gods your soul to take.

Wake up, shape up, Hanuh enters the scene
Y'all be quaking cause you're about to get beat

I'm the perfect genetic specimen
About to dish out medicine

Prepare for my nature's fury, I'll destroy
Your paper egos and pretend egotistical ploys

Celandine, girl, I hate to roast you
But you're an overgrown baby and your momma issues are huge

Tobias, you're a record loser with no wins
Do you hate or wanna bang your Ethereal Sway victim?

Shinsou, why don't you take your superiority complex and push it somewhere else?
Unleashed? More like beat. Unforgiven, but can't admit it

Felicity, you may have suffered a lot of trauma
But the trauma you choose to obsess over is your not-boyfriend! What's this, a high school drama?

Philomel, when you you gonna learn to be an actual momma?
Stop whoring around before you taste Celandine's cold shoulder karma