Shinsou (to Breaker): Hold my beer and watch this!
Source unknown.
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Breaker: *is actually a good leader*
Source: Russel Crowe movies such as Gladiator and Robin Hood
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Philomel: My measurements.
Source: Sherlock
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Shinsou (to Breaker): Hold my beer and watch this!
Source unknown.
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Breaker: *is actually a good leader*
Source: Russel Crowe movies such as Gladiator and Robin Hood
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Philomel: My measurements.
Source: Sherlock
Fenn: Hey, want anything to eat?
Rosellia's Sword: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Felicity: A bagel.
Sword: NOOOOO!
Felicity: Two bagels.
[Source: Vine.]
Fenn: I have a solution.
Nevin: What is it?
Fenn: It involves theft and explosions.
Nevin: Absolutely not.
Fenn: *Looking at wanted posters*
Nevin: Are you a criminal?
Fenn: Not here!
Ezra: Did you have dinner?
Nevin: I had a salad.
Nevin: It was actually fruit salad.
Nevin: Well, it was mostly grapes.
Nevin: Truthfully, it was all grapes.
Nevin: Fermented grapes.
Nevin:
Ezra:
Nevin: It was wine.
Nevin: I had wine for dinner.
Anyone Dramatic: Winter is coming.
Fenn: *Flounces into the room.*
Fenn: You rang?
Nevin: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Fenn: Oh yeah, that’ll teach me.
Tumblr.
Nevin: I love it when you get angry-
Felicity: [glares]
Nevin: I meant at other people, not me…
Castle.
Nevin: Goodnight, Felicity.
Felicity: Goodnight!
Nevin: Goodnight, terrifying monster under the bed that eats misbehaving kids.
Eteri: [Through moniter under the bed in distorted voice] GOODNIGHT.
???
Maddy: (breathes)
Morus: Every word is a lie!
Tumblr.
Ezra: Does anyone have any questions?
Eteri: Why are clothes all different colors but lint is always bluish gray?
Ezra: I meant questions about the mission.
Twitter.
Maddy: I'm cold.
Scarlet: Just like my heart.
Maddy: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Tumblr.
Nevin: I don't have the energy for this.
Elthas: For what?
Nevin: [Gestures towards everything]
Tumblr.
Yvonne: Is the equipment secure?
Felicity: Check.
Yvonne. Weapons loaded?
Felicity: Check.
Yvonne: Did you have breakfast?
Felicity: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Yvonne: I added it because I care about you.
Felicity. Oh. No, I did not have breakfast.
Yvonne: Unacceptable. Look in your bag.
Felicity, pulling a granola bar out of his bag: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this!
Yvonne: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my blood sister into eating her fiber.
B99.
Yvonne: Now, Felicity. What do we say if someone asks you out?
Felicity: BEGONE THOT!!!
Yvonne, tearing up: I'm so proud of you...
Tumblr.
Nevin: I just got a new notebook, what should I put it in?
Eteri: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.
Felicity: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone except you two.
Fenn: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Source: Tumblr.
Felicity: [Trips on air]
Nevin: Haha, you're so clumsy!
[Later when Felicity's not around]
Nevin, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE CRIMSON THREAD DO YOU THINK-
Source: ???
Felicity: I'll have the number 8.
Yvonne: That's a party platter, it serves 12 people.
Felicity: I know what I'm about son.
Source: Parks and Rec.
Felicity: "What happens if you put a werewolf up on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Nosdyn: He will explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Felicity: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
Source: Tumblr.
Yvonne: It was a gift from my mother.
Felicity: Your mom gives pretty bad gifts. Although, on the other hand all my mom ever gave me was abandonment issues, so...
Source: B99
Jake: Nosdyn, wake up!
Nosdyn: Five more minutes...
Jake: You've been in a coma since the goblin attack on Stonevale!
Nosdyn: ... Okay, three more minutes.
Source: Vine.
Golem: Why are you taking your shoes off?
Nevin: So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
Felicity: I can fight my own battles.
Nevin: No, you can't.
Source: ???
Fenn: I sure showed those guys, huh team?
Fenn: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
Source: ???
Jake, whispering: I don't like you.
Nosdyn, whispering: I'll get over it.
Source: Modern Family.
Fenn: Why is Yvonne on top of the building?
Felicity: She likes to be tall.
Source: ???
Felicity: What do we do, Yvonne?
Yvonne: I don't know!
Felicity: You're the oldest!
Yvonne: Not mentally!
Source: ???
Nevin: [Breaks window]
Nevin: Vandalism is wrong, Felicity.
Source: Tumblr.
Eteri: [Singing] OOOOOOH, waffles jammin'! Waffle jam! Would you like some waffles, man!
Eteri: [Merrily hands waffle to Nevin.]
Nevin: For the last time, Eteri... I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!
Eteri: [Starts crying] Nevin doesn't like waffles...
Ezra: Nevin doesn't like waffles?!?
Felicity: Nevin doesn't like cookies!
[While everyone talks over each other, Fennick holds up a carrot and a sign that reads "I FOUND A CARROT!"]
Eteri: [In the chaos] Puppies and ponies and MySpacedotcom!
Nevin: [Screams]
Nevin: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!!
[Source: Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles.]
Jake: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry...
Nosdyn: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time!
[Source: Superstore.]
Josh: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Shinsou: Is that what you do?
Josh: Me? Oh no, my power is no illusion. I can totally demolish you.
[Source: ???]
"What beautiful weather outside… I’m gonna close the curtains." - All the emo characters.
[Source: Tumblr.]
Nevin: Fennick! How did you get in here?
Fenn: Oh, uh, through the hole in the middle of your living room floor!
Nevin: But we don't have a hole in our floor.
Fenn: [Holds up a shovel] You do now.
[Source: The Addams Family.]
Nevin: Is everything okay?
Stare: If by "okay", you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.
Nevin: That's not at all what I meant by "okay".
[Source: Phineas and Ferb.]
"You have to pick your battles. One of the battles I picked was to stop Eteri from running plastic tubes all over the shop and placing hamsters in them. She was gonna call it Tube City." - Nevin.
[Source: The Office.]
Shinsou: Hey, want anything to eat?
Yamato: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Hayate: A bagel.
Yamato: NOOOOO!
Hayate: Two bagels.
[Source: Vine.]
Shinsou: Oh great, this is a soft mission...
Hayate: You know, I'm actually not disappointed...
Hayate: [Arguing with Yamato aloud] Yes I am. Yes I am! Yes. I. Am!!
[Source: Young Justice.]
Yamato: TERMINATE HIM!
Hayate: Uuuhhhhhh, no-
Shinsou: Hey, Hayate, argue with your inner demons later!
Hayate: Demon. Singular. One is enough, believe me.
[Source: Young Justice.]
"Is ruining people’s lives a hobby?" - Lye.
[Source: Tumblr.]
Fenn: (tearful) Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread...
Nevin: Are you okay?
Fenn: Eteri stole my freaking garlic bread...
[Source: Tumblr.]
"It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Time to train 10,000 pigeons for the purposes of revenge!" - Fenn.
[Source: Twitter.]
Felicity: Am I in trouble?
Yvonne: Have a guess.
Felicity: ... No?
Yvonne: Have another guess.
[Source: ???]
Eteri: So what time does the Judgemental Express arrive?
Nevin: Stare gets here at noon.
[Source: Gilmore Girls.]
Joshua: Wow, you're really mature for someone your age!
Felicity: Thanks, it's the trauma.
[Source: ???]
Hunter: Can we kill him??
Lilthis: No.
Hunter. I can make it look like an accident…
Lilthis: … How?
Lilthis: -Wait, no.
[Source: ???]
Eteri: Need some sleep, Nevin?
Nevin: Uh, no?
Eteri: You have bags under your eyes.
Nevin: It’s a look I’m going for.
[Source: NCIS.]
Shinsou:
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMMMINNGGG HOMMME, IT'S COMMMINNNGGG...