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    The Ultmate Showdown

    So I decided the other day to write an Althanian version of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny), and decided to share with you all! Let me know what you think! Original source is here.

    Old Thursday was hoppin around
    And Alerar city like a big playground
    When suddenly Breaker burst from the shade
    And hit Thursday with a small grenade
    Thursday got pissed and began to attack
    But didn't expect to be stopped by Black
    He tried to use deadly assassin tricks
    But Philomel came out from some bricks
    She started beating up on Black Shadow
    But they both got knocked out by Breakers skills
    And before he could make back into a cave
    The Hybrid Frog came out of his grave
    He pulled a rail gun out beneath a helipad
    And blew Breaker away with a really large zap
    But it ran out of plasma and he ran away
    Because Jensen Ambrose came to make the save

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (Of Althanian Destiny)
    Good guys, bad guys and explosions
    (As far as the eye can see)
    And only one will survive
    (I wonder who it will be?)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of Althanian Destiny

    Thursday took a bite outta Jensen Ambrose
    Ate everything including his toes
    Then Black came back and tried to attack
    When Rayse Valentino jumped and landed on his back
    Breaker was injured, trying to get steady
    When Hybrid Frog came back with a machete
    But something caught him on his leg and he tripped
    Madison Freebird used Vine Whip!
    Then she saw Thursday sneaking up from behind
    So she reached for a gun, which she just couldn't find
    Because Breaker stole it and he shot and he missed
    And Valentino deflected it with his fist
    And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
    While Hybrid Frog tried to polevault
    Onto Thursday but they collided in the air
    And they both got hit by the Starslayers

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (Of Althanian Destiny)
    Good guys, bad guys and explosions
    (As far as the eye can see)
    And only one will survive
    (I wonder who it will be?)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    resOf Althanian Destiny

    Angels sang out and posts were in the works
    Down from the heavens descended Max Dirks
    He delivered a kick that everyone heard
    Into the crotch of Madison Freebird
    She fell to the ground holding her sin
    As Breaker went back to Josh Cronen
    But Dirks saw through his clever disguise
    And he crushed Breakers head between his thighs
    Then Chibimon Red and Chibimon Blue
    And Duffy Bracken with his whole neighborhood
    And Dan Lagh'ratham, and Paladin
    And Sir Artemis and Shadowalker Talen
    Fennek Glenway, Dahlios
    Nyadir D'Var, Elthas Belthasar
    Hoytti, Shinsou, and the Tarot folks
    Kyla Orlouge and Cellar Door
    Trap Master, Gavner Nahs, Hydragon, and Ithermoss
    All came outta nowhere lightning fast
    And they kicked Max Dirks in his fugitive ass

    It was the bloodiest battle that our world ever saw
    With civilians looking on in total awe
    The battle raged on for a century
    Many lives were claimed, but eventually
    The Champion stood, the rest saw the better
    Tankita Bananas in a blood-stained sweater

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (Of Althanian Destiny)
    Good guys, bad guys and explosions
    (As far as the eye can see)
    And only one will survive
    (I wonder who it will be?)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
    Of Althanian Destiny


    (This was a lot tougher than I originally thought it would be. As a result, I plugged one of my own characters as the victor, as also one of the funnier outcomes. Don't like it, write your own version.)

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    Flamebird's Avatar

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    Angels sang out and posts were in the works
    Down from the heavens descended Max Dirks
    I just love this xD
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

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    Yvonne's Avatar

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    Those two lines are the crème de la crème.
    So I’m cutting that branch off the cherry tree.
    Singing this will be my victory.
    Then I, I see them coming after me.
    And they’re following me across the sea.
    And now they’re stinging my friends and my family.
    And I, I don’t know why this is happening.
    ~ Thrice, Black Honey.

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris's Avatar

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    My favorite bit was the re-introduction of fan favorite Chibimon Red and Blue.

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    This was great! xD Awesome, Zack!
    "My life is simple, my food is plain, and my quarters are uncluttered. In all things, I have sought clarity. I face the troubles and problems of life and death willingly. Virtue, integrity and courage are my priorities. I can be approached, but never pushed; befriended but never coerced; killed but never shamed."

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