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    Viator Mundi

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris's Avatar

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    Random IM convo thread #55215943323

    (18:29:19) Lye: My potato is whining like a puppy
    (18:29:31) Fezomorph: Evening.
    (18:30:09) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: All of the things.
    (18:30:11) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Wait, potato?
    (18:30:18) Fezomorph: 502.
    (18:30:21) Lye: Yup.
    (18:30:22) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Hey fez and Fenn
    (18:30:29) Fezomorph: Hey Shin.
    (18:30:31) FennWenn: Hi the Lye and Fez~
    (18:30:32) FennWenn: <3
    (18:30:39) Fezomorph: Fenn.~
    (18:30:48) Lye: Fresh out of the microwave and its whimpering...
    (18:30:55) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Has anyone here ever heard of In The NIght Garden?
    (18:31:02) FennWenn: nnnope
    (18:31:06) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: It's a kids show that is trippy as fuck
    (18:31:06) Lye: Nope
    (18:31:08) Fezomorph: Nay.
    (18:31:17) redford: shin
    (18:31:19) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Please youtube it and tell me how long you last
    (18:31:21) Lye: Maybe I should take it for a walk?
    (18:31:23) redford: wanna come over for some spaghetti?
    (18:31:24) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Red
    (18:31:35) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: You're cooking? I'm game
    (18:31:42) Lye: Do you want food? Are you sick? WHAT DO YOU WANT POTATO!?

  2. #2
    Sweet Cinnamoth

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    Fennik Glenwey
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    Looks eight. He's definitely older.
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    (08:30:11) Amari: I really hope the drawing of Shin is similar to butterfly aizen
    (08:30:19) Amari: he's all glittery and shiny
    (08:30:25) FennWenn: yis
    (08:30:32) Amari: like that guy from Hero Acadamia who thrusts beams from his stomach
    (08:30:37) Briarheart: Just copy paste what's his face from Bleach and color his hair brown
    (08:30:41) FennWenn: I did chibi shin, but I think it was wrong; does Shin have a beard
    (08:30:55) Amari: Shin changes it
    (08:30:59) Amari: so both is right
    (08:31:07) FennWenn: that'd explain it
    (08:31:20) Lye: Aizen is lame.
    (08:31:22) FennWenn: I guess he periodically shaves and unshaves his face
    (08:31:47) FennWenn: faces can be unshaved, I think
    (08:32:20) Lye: He just takes one of Maddy's potions.
    (08:32:25) Briarheart: He opens up the dev menu and enters beard=1
    (08:32:25) Lye: The hair unbalder.
    (08:32:36) Amari: he rubs johns sweat on his face
    (08:32:39) FennWenn: but it should sprout thorns instead of hair
    (08:32:46) FennWenn: b/c Maddy Magic
    (08:32:55) Briarheart: Beard of Thorns
    (08:33:00) Briarheart: New Maddy ability
    (08:33:01) FennWenn agrees with Amaritheory
    (08:33:15) Briarheart: (she can already do it, but she should have a virus that does that to others)
    (08:33:47) FennWenn: (do it)

    (We love you Shin)
    Last edited by FennWenn; 08-31-2017 at 09:45 AM.
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    Viator Mundi

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris's Avatar

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    I can't even.

    ...

    Bankai.

  4. #4
    Sweet Cinnamoth

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    Fennik Glenwey
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    (10:08:53) Lye: I want to hug a hype.
    (10:08:59) Lye: So like...
    (10:09:05) Lye: If I cut off a hype arm
    (10:09:10) Lye: And stuck it in soil
    (10:09:17) Lye: Would I get a minihype?
    (10:09:24) Briarheart: You'd get a necking of a lifetime
    (10:09:28) FennWenn: !!!
    (10:09:38) Briarheart: And probably not
    (10:09:42) Lye: It's called landscaping.
    (10:09:47) Briarheart:
    (10:09:53) Briarheart: Hype would cry
    (10:09:56) Briarheart: Bite your throat out
    (10:10:01) Briarheart: Consume thy flesh
    (10:10:09) Lye: Would a hype bikini wax require hedge trimmers?
    (10:10:11) Briarheart: And then cry some more because that was so unladylike
    (10:10:15) Amari: omg
    (10:10:21) Briarheart: :O
    (10:10:26) FennWenn: Poor Hypehype
    (10:10:40) Amari: can we keep the hye plant in the windowsill
    (10:10:42) Amari: of our little abode
    (10:10:48) Briarheart bristles
    (10:10:50) Briarheart fluffs
    (10:10:56) Briarheart scatters things about

    (10:11:13) Lye: Overloading Andy is one of my favorite things.
    (10:11:24) Atzar: he's throwing a plantrum
    (10:11:35) Briarheart acquires admin powers
    (10:11:38) FennWenn: Leaf him alooone
    (10:11:38) Atzar: B)
    (10:11:39) Briarheart /kick Atzar
    (10:11:47) Briarheart /kick FennWenn

    (10:11:53) FennWenn: Nuuuu
    (10:12:04) Briarheart /ban Lye
    (10:12:05) FennWenn firmly roots self in chat
    (10:12:09) Amari: I mean.
    (10:12:21) Amari: he's all bark and no bite
    (10:12:34) Lye: Hate to see him leave, but love to watch him walk away.
    (10:12:39) FennWenn: No need to get thorny
    (10:13:03) Briarheart kick Amari
    (10:13:06) Lye: ermagerd thurns!
    (10:13:11) Briarheart /ban FennWenn
    (10:13:16) Atzar: eh, he'll be vine eventually
    (10:13:16) Lye: Oh god
    (10:13:19) Briarheart /deleteaccount Lye
    (10:13:21) Amari: I will kick yu Mister!
    (10:13:22) FennWenn: Lye really is on the hedge
    (10:13:27) Briarheart /deleteaccount Atzar
    (10:13:31) Lye: Did you see the Irma gerd florida house?
    (10:13:33) FennWenn: and so am I
    (10:13:36) Briarheart /deleteaccount FennWenn
    (10:13:42) Amari: well lye is turning a new leaf
    (10:13:43) Briarheart: Yes I did, it was great
    (10:13:53) Lye: Amazing.
    (10:14:05) Briarheart buys the rights to the site from Dirks and shuts it down
    (10:14:11) Lye: That guy should win a home upgrade.
    (10:14:19) Briarheart sells the name for two orders of mozarella sticks
    (10:14:31) Atzar: so you'd be acquiring root admin powers?
    (10:14:44) FennWenn: All these problems stemmed from our puns
    (10:15:07) Lye: I think the puns is the one reason Andy went archivist for a while.
    (10:15:22) Briarheart: Well
    (10:15:25) Briarheart: it was part of the reason
    (10:15:34) FennWenn: But then we turned a new page and made book puns
    (10:15:41) Briarheart: Other part was I had some stories I wanted to tell in that veign
    (10:15:43) Briarheart: Veing
    (10:15:49) Briarheart: fucking hell fein
    (10:15:51) Briarheart: SHIT
    (10:15:53) Briarheart: vein
    (10:15:56) Briarheart: THERE WE GO
    (10:15:56) Atzar: LOL
    (10:16:04) Lye: He's shaken up.
    (10:16:09) Lye: We've done our job.
    (10:16:17) FennWenn: O dear
    (10:16:19) Briarheart: You are all the literal worst.
    (10:16:22) Lye: Now give the man some Motza sticks
    (10:16:50) Lye: He needs to go to his happy place
    (10:16:54) Amari: <3
    (10:16:58) Briarheart: yes
    (10:17:00) Briarheart: gib
    (10:17:05) FennWenn: Vine by me
    (10:17:19) Briarheart /deletecomputer FennWenn
    (10:17:36) FennWenn: Do excess puns soil the joke?
    (10:17:46) Althanas: Briarheart logs out of the Chat.
    (10:17:46) FennWenn shrivels into goo
    (10:17:58) Atzar: this has been ideal
    (10:17:58) FennWenn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (10:18:30) Amari: hahahhahhaha
    (10:18:37) Lye: When Andy leaves after a good punning, I feel he pushes away from his desk and does that kermit gif.
    (10:18:45) Lye: Just arm flailing and angry screaming.
    (10:19:00) Amari continues to bother him with puns on FB
    (10:19:15) Atzar: yes, I can envision this
    Last edited by FennWenn; 09-13-2017 at 11:36 AM.
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  5. #5
    Shattered heart and Soul

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    Briarheart: I don't tell Puns
    Briarheart: Cal-Amari

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    Apathy Elemental

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    It's photoshopped. I can see the pixels.

  7. #7
    Ride The Lightning

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    I love everything about this.

  8. #8
    I'm Asking you Icely

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    Puntastic!

  9. #9
    Administrator

    EXP: 87,404, Level: 12
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    Lye's Avatar

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    (09:06:36) Briarheart: It's Maddy's.
    (09:06:41) Briarheart: You don't know what was in those shots.
    (09:07:06) Briarheart: oops, brb
    (09:07:58) Lye: Seeds
    (09:08:05) Lye: Literal Maddy seeds.
    (09:08:20) Lye: Like a goddamn chia pet.
    (09:09:10) Lye: I feel like Hype would have come home one day from the bazaar with a chia pet.
    (09:09:11) Amari: oh shit
    (09:09:22) Amari: maddy babby
    (09:09:31) Amari: it comes out in a fancy suit and just goes "you all suck." and leaves.
    (09:09:40) Amari: baby Maddy is like that movie, baby boss
    (09:09:57) Lye: It would have been affectionately named prior to even getting home with it.
    (09:10:01) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
    (09:10:24) Lye: Something like, "Spud" or "Cloverbutt".
    (09:11:31) Amari: and Hype would be like "Why isn't spud talking back to me?"
    (09:12:43) Lye: Trying to teach it to talk like a dog. "Come on, spud! Speak! Speak!"
    (09:12:50) Lye: "You can do it! Speak!"
    (09:13:14) Amari: "Shakes it"
    (09:13:20) Amari: WHY. ARENT . YOU. SPEAKING
    (09:13:26) Amari accidently breaks it
    (09:13:28) Amari crys
    (09:14:22) Lye: "Madison..? Am I --sob-- Am I a bad parent?"
    (09:14:56) Althanas: Nosdyn logs into the Chat.
    (09:15:14) Nosdyn: hey all lol.
    (09:15:18) Amari: and Madison without missing a beat: Yes.

  10. #10
    Shattered heart and Soul

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    (01:18:31) Briarheart: Hypemom is best mom
    (01:18:36) Briarheart: Except when she's the worst
    (01:19:12) Lye: Hype would be a terrible mom for anything that is dependent on another for continued life.
    (01:19:25) Lye: But great for adults and those struggling with the non-essentials.
    (01:19:55) Briarheart: She is a good emotional rock and boat-steadier
    (01:20:00) Briarheart: But a terrible caregiver
    (01:21:16) Lye: *dumps water on crying small child. Crying intensifies. Plops horse manure on top of child. Goes into a full tantrum. Hype starts crying too.* "I thought it was hungry~... T^T"
    (01:21:53) Amari: "human why you no like? this is best poo
    (01:22:00) Amari: look *Shoves it into her own mouth*
    (01:22:32) Lye: "M-maybe it needs to be polinated..." *blushu*
    (01:22:42) Lye: *Covers with bees while utterly embarrassed*
    (01:22:59) Lye: *Child is now being stung repeatedly*
    (01:23:29) Lye: Madison: "What in the literal fuck?!" *grabs Hype by the wrist and hurries off to the sounds of guards coming*
    (01:23:48) Amari: no no
    (01:24:02) Amari: you forgot to add the part where Madison drop kicks the screaming poop covered bee infested child over the horizon
    (01:24:08) Amari: hide the evidence
    (01:25:30) Briarheart: This is now canon.

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