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    A neat thing that I totally won't figure out how to make the most stupidly OP item

    Maddy saw some nerd do a card trick on a train, and now she wants a rigged deck of cards.

    It's a standard deck of 52, with one Joker and another card marked "Oblivion" featuring a demonic face. The backs of the cards are identical in their black and grey-patterned appearance. The faces of the cards are printed with a special ink, allowing any card she is touching to change into any other card in the deck with a single thought.

    What's the damage?
    "Being evil never felt so good!" - Marie, Splatoon

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    Der Geńchteter zerrissen
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    No other special qualities? Just the cards, no enchants other than them being "rigged"?

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    Blue Wizard shot a food!!
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    Correct, Shin.
    "Being evil never felt so good!" - Marie, Splatoon

    these are the weapons of bedeviling times

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    Der Geńchteter zerrissen
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    For your beautiful ass, 50 GP. Assuming of course they aren't made from steel or can explode or anything.

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    Blue Wizard shot a food!!
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    I will admit that I was sorely tempted to give them a razor-sharp edge or some other bullshit enchantments, but that'd be overkill at that point.

    Take my fitty golds, sir!
    "Being evil never felt so good!" - Marie, Splatoon

    these are the weapons of bedeviling times

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    Der Geńchteter zerrissen
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    Done deal.

    Maddy gets a shiny new deck of rigged cards as above and loses fifty shinies.

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