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  1. #1
    Viator Mundi

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris's Avatar

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris
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    Exclamation A Character vs Character Rap Battle Bonanza! [Mature]

    The material contained within may contain mature themes and sick burns.
    The roast thread is not enough for our dope rhymes and sick lines. It's got to the point where we now need a seperate thread for this, along with member voting to determine the winner.

    Open to all. I'll go first.

    ***

    I'm big Shin Osiris, so let me regale
    The tale of how we battle in the city of Whitevale
    Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Corone?
    Brotherhood's been doing it all on their own
    We've got no fear, We're out of your league
    Just a small hop to godhood, I'll bust a nut up in your tier 3
    I'm a greasy slick MC from TG
    One Enpera Kurohitsugi'll kill your whole measly species
    The fool who tries to step to us, understand
    You'll find your whole gang face down in the port of Tylmerande
    Bring your women, men, warriors and Thaynes
    Watch me dip them in Dark Matter
    And wear 'em like a neck chain
    We'll choke your finances with the plan up our sleeves
    Because we're in places you'd never even believe
    Burying bald wizards in the closest cemetery
    In and out so fast you'd think we were imaginary
    Last edited by Shinsou Vaan Osiris; 03-19-2021 at 10:46 AM.

  2. #2
    Nuclear Rage

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    Flamebird's Avatar

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    19
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    Neanderthal/ Human Hybrid
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    Hey!

    Did you forget something during all that ego tripping
    Never learning lessons, you're just trying to be a god or something
    Drop your divinity, everyone's a diety these days
    Even lusty Nevin's a blood god in a blood cult with an unmemorable name

    You failed Whitevale, you let it go boom
    You failed all your girls, they abandoned you or went poof
    You rely way too much on that flashy sword of yours, drop it and you're squishy
    Meanwhile I'm learning to get smarter, with multiple methods and strategies

    You let that big bald mage get the best of you, go yeet through portals, bye bye
    You cling to your power while leave your loved ones all alone and high and dry
    What kind of teacher, friend, lover makes promises he can't keep?
    You're so stubborn you can't admit you're wrong to save Remy
    Last edited by Flamebird; 03-26-2021 at 09:20 AM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  3. #3
    Viator Mundi

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris's Avatar

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris
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    Let me guess, you're here to hate?
    Well stand in the lecture line and wait
    Cause I'm all Master, and I've got all day
    To spit harsh lessons in this crybaby's face
    You're not a virgin now? So what, who you think you messing with?
    It's Shinsou Vaan Osiris, I'm the coldest thing since Eiskalt, Bitch!
    I'm getting lifted on that throne, get that godhood turned up
    You're getting limbs chopped off, get that body burned up
    Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I crush it
    You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!

    Felicity, forgive me for the words I speak
    I know the voices of the Thayne tell me turn the other cheek
    But I'm about to rip a Neanderthal's tongue out through her teeth
    Dropping bars on the world's poorest Katniss Everdeen
    When it comes to badasses, I'm the patron saint
    But I only get down on my knees for Shin no Kotei
    I came to Whitevale's aid in the time of need
    Cause I'm the King of the Brotherhood, and I'm here to feed
    My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach you
    Your highest calling was a pat on the back from Shinsou
    You gotta die for something, Felicity, just picture your epitaph
    Had the world watching, chose to jump on Leo's shaft

  4. #4
    Legend

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    Level completed: 55%,
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    Philomel's Avatar

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    Philomel van der Aart (+ Veridian)
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    Faun (+ Fox/Earth Spirit)
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    Corone

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    Hey there all you idiot fools
    I'm here now, and I'll prove I rule
    I'm the faun of all fauns
    With my big ram horns
    That I'll ram right up your thong
    And tell you to, "go long!"

    I'm the best of the rest
    The world's first feminist
    I've brought hundreds out poverty
    Given whores a sense of dignity
    If you don't know, or don't understand
    Then let me tell you, you're the underhand
    If you don't see a place for this morality
    Then you might as well live in depravity

    Flamebird, you're pretty cool with your red hair
    But you've got a temper that makes all stare
    You've got mummy issues, that much is clear
    And won't be over them even next year

    And you, Shinsou, pretend to be gone
    You come and then aren't ever here long
    You love me, you hate me - make up your mind
    Because I've got got something to shove up your behind.
    *admin at your service*

    Matriarch of the Gilded Lily and of its brothels, associated establishments and the army.

    Characters:
    The family triplet: Philomel, Vaeron and Celandine.
    The god and kenku triplet: Stare, Avin and Vixen.
    The Primordials: Professor Charles and Moros.

  5. #5
    Adventurer

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    Tobias Stalt's Avatar

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    Tobias Ebericht Stalt
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    Human, Dehlosian
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    Male
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    Corone
    I put a limp in Salvar's Ethereal Swagger
    What makes you think I won't give you the dagger?
    You're all the same to me, cold
    Bloated, dead, corpse
    I'm at your funeral with no remorse
    But your loved ones understand-
    For your boring raps, I was the only recourse.

    Shinsou, you wanna drop bombs?
    Yeah, you're doing alright-
    Ten to one though I'd beat your ass in a fight.
    Felicity, I feel you, you're sick,
    Must be that radiation poisoning you got from sucking Shin's dick.
    And you Phi, you're a class act for cleaning up the mean streets,
    But they just can't seem to get all the goat hair out of the brothel sheets.

    You wanna see Stalt?
    I'll do you like I did Eiskalt.

    *mic drop*

  6. #6
    Viator Mundi

    EXP: 155,108, Level: 17
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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris's Avatar

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    Shinsou Vaan Osiris
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    Here comes Tobias, adding some flavor
    Tag up because its a new day to play with a neighbour
    We freeze the weak MC's that wanna run the street
    Stalt's the Light that Blinds, and they can't stand the heat
    Shin's the same, the Game of Shadows remains mine
    More white in my coat than a Gilded Lily's coke line
    We're biting the head off these snakes
    Chew up these words and spit 'em in the face
    Make way, Phi, who are you to test me?
    Like one of your Gilded Lily shags, it don't impress me
    What's up Fel? Cuddle up, here's a thought
    The only style that you know is the style that Shin taught
    Damn straight, this is fate, our fiendin' is verbal lashes
    Tobias, take them out where the trash is.
    Last edited by Shinsou Vaan Osiris; 03-23-2021 at 05:38 PM.

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    Nuclear Rage

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    Flamebird's Avatar

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    You people are a joke
    Act way bigger than you actually are
    You accumulate power and hope
    That it'll make up for your insecurities, but here's some bars

    Shinsou, think you're big and epic, huh?
    You've had identity crises more than you've reforged Enpera
    You left Whitevale to rot, left Remy and Philomel like a thot
    I know the hero you're not, all the plans and lives you let Arius botch

    Philomel, that motherly complex is a lie and sure a bore
    Cause you treat your kids like trash, you're more dedicated to being a whore
    You wretch, you left to get milk when Celandine was born
    When you had your son you wanted to yeet him out the door

    Tobias, you poor soul, never had it your way
    You live a life you hate, controlled by the Ethereal Sway
    You poor sweet innocent thing, being the victim is no excuse for being a jerk
    Lost your girls, ruined Eiskalt, and Lye stepped in just making it worse
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  8. #8
    Althanian

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    Celandine's Avatar

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    Celandine
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    Faun (genetically half human)
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    Female
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    Corone
    Maybe it's time for some quiet now
    You want to rap? I don't know how
    So instead I'll knit and knit
    And make you shit
    And listen to you insult my mother.

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    Adventurer

    EXP: 49,012, Level: 9
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    Tobias Stalt's Avatar

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    Tobias Ebericht Stalt
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    Human, Dehlosian
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    Male
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    Corone
    Scars on my soul don't mean I've broken,
    surely you must be joking?
    When I went into the Church they sought to make me fold
    but here I stand, pockets fat and lined with gold.

    Felicity, child, you got one thing wrong:

    I'll draw a line across your neck
    Embossed with red, you know that feeling well-
    That's what its like when you choke
    Victim ain't what I am, its what I make
    So pray the gods your soul to take.

  10. #10
    Adventurer

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    Level completed: 10%,
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    Ignis Glaciesque's Avatar

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    Hanuh Lulia Icebreaker-Tabor Toivonen
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    18
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    Wake up, shape up, Hanuh enters the scene
    Y'all be quaking cause you're about to get beat

    I'm the perfect genetic specimen
    About to dish out medicine

    Prepare for my nature's fury, I'll destroy
    Your paper egos and pretend egotistical ploys

    Celandine, girl, I hate to roast you
    But you're an overgrown baby and your momma issues are huge

    Tobias, you're a record loser with no wins
    Do you hate or wanna bang your Ethereal Sway victim?

    Shinsou, why don't you take your superiority complex and push it somewhere else?
    Unleashed? More like beat. Unforgiven, but can't admit it

    Felicity, you may have suffered a lot of trauma
    But the trauma you choose to obsess over is your not-boyfriend! What's this, a high school drama?

    Philomel, when you you gonna learn to be an actual momma?
    Stop whoring around before you taste Celandine's cold shoulder karma
    ~ Songs of Hanuh ~

    "Set my world on fire
    Cause I want to watch it burn"
    - Glasslands, Deadman.

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