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    Althanas Carols

    Hey Everybody! It's December and you all know what that means... Christmas is 3 weeks away!! So I am bringing back something Philomel started in 2014! Take a Christmas Song, rewrite the lyrics to be Althanas related, and maybe I, or someone else who's musically talented, will possibly record them! Or record them yourselves, whatever you wish! Don't forget to include the title of the original song so we can listen to the original if we don't know the tune!

    I'll post my favorite one, though some of you might not understand it as it involves an olbie!

    Mr. Grinch

    Now: Mr. Twitch

    You're a mean one, Mr. Twitch!
    You really are a brute!
    You are as cuddly as Quentin,
    You're as caring as Zack Blaze,
    Mr. Twitch!
    You're a sick twisted Tiefling with a, heart to end all rule!!

    You're a madman, Mr. Twitch!
    Your heart if filled with void!
    Your brain is full of chaos,
    You've got demons as your soul, Mr. Twitch!
    I wouldn't attack you with a
    'Patented' Beretta 950!

    You're a vile one, Mr. Twitch!
    You have a mesmerizing smile,
    You have all the seemless beauty of an average handsome guy,
    Mr. Twitch!
    Given the choice between the two of you,
    I'd take the average guy!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Twitch!
    You're an evil demon spawn!
    Your heart is full of anger!
    Your soul is full of hate,
    Mr. Twitch!

    You're a twisted little tiefling evil to the bone
    corrupt to the core!!

    You're a monster, Mr. Twitch!
    You're the king of wanted souls!
    Your wanted in all countries from corone to fallien,
    Mr. Twitch!!

    Your soul is an appalling dump heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
    Mangled up in tangled up knots.

    You nauseate me, Mr. Twitch!
    With those eyes that pierce my soul,
    You're a woman mesmerizer,
    You know how to rock her boat,
    Mr. Twitch!

    The three best words that best describe you,
    Are as follows, and I quote"
    Scary,
    Creepy,
    Cutter!

    EDIT: I have recorded it and added it to Soundcloud! Vocal Audio isn't that great, I had to record in the practice room with my phone and edit it together with GarageBand.
    Last edited by Black Shadow; 12-04-2017 at 11:39 PM.

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