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    Althanas Carols

    Hey Everybody! It's December and you all know what that means... Christmas is 3 weeks away!! So I am bringing back something Philomel started in 2014! Take a Christmas Song, rewrite the lyrics to be Althanas related, and maybe I, or someone else who's musically talented, will possibly record them! Or record them yourselves, whatever you wish! Don't forget to include the title of the original song so we can listen to the original if we don't know the tune!

    I'll post my favorite one, though some of you might not understand it as it involves an olbie!

    Mr. Grinch

    Now: Mr. Twitch

    You're a mean one, Mr. Twitch!
    You really are a brute!
    You are as cuddly as Quentin,
    You're as caring as Zack Blaze,
    Mr. Twitch!
    You're a sick twisted Tiefling with a, heart to end all rule!!

    You're a madman, Mr. Twitch!
    Your heart if filled with void!
    Your brain is full of chaos,
    You've got demons as your soul, Mr. Twitch!
    I wouldn't attack you with a
    'Patented' Beretta 950!

    You're a vile one, Mr. Twitch!
    You have a mesmerizing smile,
    You have all the seemless beauty of an average handsome guy,
    Mr. Twitch!
    Given the choice between the two of you,
    I'd take the average guy!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Twitch!
    You're an evil demon spawn!
    Your heart is full of anger!
    Your soul is full of hate,
    Mr. Twitch!

    You're a twisted little tiefling evil to the bone
    corrupt to the core!!

    You're a monster, Mr. Twitch!
    You're the king of wanted souls!
    Your wanted in all countries from corone to fallien,
    Mr. Twitch!!

    Your soul is an appalling dump heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
    Mangled up in tangled up knots.

    You nauseate me, Mr. Twitch!
    With those eyes that pierce my soul,
    You're a woman mesmerizer,
    You know how to rock her boat,
    Mr. Twitch!

    The three best words that best describe you,
    Are as follows, and I quote"
    Scary,
    Creepy,
    Cutter!

    EDIT: I have recorded it and added it to Soundcloud! Vocal Audio isn't that great, I had to record in the practice room with my phone and edit it together with GarageBand.
    Last edited by Black Shadow; 12-05-2017 at 12:39 AM.

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    Holy cow that was a thread I did ages ago!! Nice to see it remembered!
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    This one is from Luned

    Last Christmas

    [C]
    [Am]
    [Dm]
    [G]

    [C] Last Christmas we started a thread
    [Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
    [Dm] This year to save me from tears
    [G] I'll write with someone special

    [C] Last Christmas we started a thread
    [Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
    [Dm] This year to save me from tears
    [G] I'll write with someone special

    [C] Once bitten and twice shy
    [Am] I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
    [F] Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
    [G] Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me

    [C](Merry Christmas) I wrapped it up and posted
    [Am] With a note that said 'no big rush,' I meant it
    [Dm] Now I know what a fool I've been
    [G] But if you posted now I know you'd fool me again

    [C] Last Christmas we started a thread
    [Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
    [Dm] This year to save me from tears
    [G] I'll write with someone special

    [C] Last Christmas I gave you my heart
    [Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
    [Dm] This year to save me from tears
    [G] I'll write with someone special

    [C]
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    One from Amber Eyes back in the day:

    Max Dirks Did You Know?

    Max Dirks did you know?
    That your website, would make us all so crazy?

    Max Dirks did you know?
    That this silly site, would have zook and Manda with a baby?

    Did you know?
    That Althanas, would have fish people and fauns?
    That this website that you pay for,
    would have us all up till dawn?

    Max Dirks did you know?
    That this website, would have a huge family of Mystics?
    Max Dirks did you know?
    That everyone would be dying to end them?

    Did you know?
    That Madison, would destroy countries with her plan??
    That on this silly website,
    soon she’d rule the Hand?

    Max Dirks did you know?

    The Chronicle,
    will get JCs,
    the IK will recruit,

    The podcasts record,
    the PGs fight,
    Jensen’s gun won’t shoot

    Max Dirks did you know
    that your website
    would make Lye need a vacation?
    Max Dirks did you know, that your website,
    would have Aurelianus and abomination?

    Did you know? That Althanas
    would inspire this song?
    It really could have been better,
    but it took too long.
    Last edited by Black Shadow; 12-05-2017 at 02:28 AM.

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    Another from Amber Eyes

    Let Me Win:

    Oh, let me win, let me win, I really need XP
    Oh what fun is it to fight someone randomly


    Oh, let me win, let me win, really need XP
    isn’t this the best of fun,
    Oh crap I’m against Lye.

    Riding through Corone,
    with my pug named dave,
    toward the Citadel,
    On our way to train

    I request a room,
    and hope the monks listen,
    please don’t put me up against,
    Silence Sei Again

    OH, let me win, let me win, really need xp
    I’m ready to kick some butt,
    as long as their weaker than me,

    let me win, let me win, I really need XP
    I need to level up again,
    Goshdarnit! It’s Maddy!


    Dashing through the halls,
    trying to find the door,
    that will lead me to,
    an opponent, three or four.

    I have all of my gear,
    but it’s useless if their godly,
    please don’t let the door open,
    to Uttam123



    let me win, let me win, I really need xp,
    I want this character to shine,
    in the next tourney

    let me win, let me win, I really need xp
    I think I might have a chance
    If the monks are kind to me,

    let me win, let me win, I really need xp
    I’m hoping for an high score,
    Who’s my opponent?
    This isn’t even funny anymore

    let me win, let me win, I really need xp
    Standing right inside the door is
    Bloodrose? Please kill me.
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    And another by Amber Eyes. This one was rough and was very hard to do, which is why it is pretty bad especially compared to the rest lol.

    All I Want is to be Approved

    I don’t want a lot Mr. Twitch
    there’s just a few things I need
    I have my eye on an enchanted sword,
    I hope it’s not an ability.

    I just need it for this fight,
    If I can’t afford it I just might

    break right down and cry,
    I just want a sword that makes me fly

    I don’t want a lot Mr. Twitch
    but can’t you see I really need
    goggles that make the whole world bow down
    when they take a look at me

    I just need a rocket ship
    that will fly me up to outerspace
    anytime Aure is coming,
    I’m a bit scared of his face,

    I just want a simple gun
    three shots, two shots, even one,
    make my wish come true…
    you can lower that price, can’t you?

    OOOOHHH Bazaar Mod

    I won’t ask for much this update,
    just a few new tricks I know,
    is it really too much to ask for,
    that my sword can turn people to snow?

    I won’t ask for faster speed,
    or even to increase my strength,
    I can’t even imagine joining a tourney
    with my current level sheet,

    cause I just need a few more things,
    to be a little bit more amazing,
    Please Mr. ROG,
    just let this update go through.

    Don’t you see the characters growing?
    Superpowers everywhere?
    and the sounds of clashing swords
    that seem to always fill the air?

    Now the tourney’s starting,
    and my character is weak,
    please operations mods,
    please give all this to me,

    I don’t want to get my butt kicked
    in the first round just because I’m still using steel
    What tier can cleave through Lye’s bones?
    What? What do you mean he can heal?

    I just need to be the best,
    so I can win this thing this time
    don’t you understand?
    I’m desperate to be a top guy

    Make my dreams come true
    Please mods, let this go through

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    So this is Althanas
    And what have you done?
    Another thread over
    And a new one just begun

    And so this is Althanas
    Powergaming's no fun
    Just ask Christoph
    About LCC 2016 round one

    A very merry Althanas
    It's been a good year
    We got 4.0
    And Shinsou's still here (despite dying twice)

    And so this is Althanas
    For weak and for strong
    I hope Fitebear returns
    Without him the world is so wrong

    And so here's Althanas 4.0
    Still blue and white
    When will it be re-skinned?
    This colour scheme is shite

    A very busy Althanas
    Three hundred posts a day
    Two hundred and ninety nine of them
    In the ^ > v game.
    "By the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach...earning 20%"

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