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  1. #11
    Nuclear Rage

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    Flamebird's Avatar

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    Fenn: Hey, Nevin! I'm inside your house.
    Nevin: Oh. That sucks. What can I do for ya?
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    Zack Blaze: [Singing] I can't believe how awesome I am!
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    "This is you, and this is your badness level. It is unusually high for someone your size." - Philomel, to Fenn.
    [Source: Lilo and Stitch.]

    Fenn: I put the fires out.
    Amari: You made them worse!
    Fenn: Worse ... or better?
    [Source: Invader Zim.]

    Aur: Guys, let me ask you a question. Can you two agree on anything?
    Lye: Yeah.
    Maddy: Not really.
    Aur: Good to know.
    [Source: ???]

    Felicity: Tell you what, I'll get the gasoline.
    Nevin: We're not gonna burn it!
    Felicity: Come on, man! You never let me burn anything.
    [Source:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.]

    "Breaking the rules is just one of Zack Blaze's many job responsibilities. And let’s not forget bucking the system, rabble-rousing, and assaulting superior officers." - Zack Blaze.
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    "You’re living a lie. Would you like cash back?" - Nevin, to Valino.
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    Shin: Those guys on the other side of the room are staring at you.
    Philomel: Of course they are, I am stunningly attractive.
    [Source: City of Bones.]

    Lye: Did you do it?
    Amari: Something goes wrong and you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
    [Pause]
    Amari: Yes, I did.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    [Nevin and Eteri are eating ice cream, Fenn races in crying]
    Fenn: Nevin! Cat lady! I think I swallowed a bug! The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!
    Eteri: Well, what do you want we should do?
    Fenn: Gimme them dang ice creams! [Grabs the ice cream bars] We'll freeze 'im out!
    Fenn: [Quickly eats them]
    Fenn: [Sobs] Oh-ho-ho, it deliciously didn't work!
    Fenn [Runs away bawling and screaming.]
    [Nevin narrows his eyes at Fenn, annoyed.]
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]
    Last edited by Flamebird; 12-14-2017 at 10:56 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  2. #12
    Senior Member

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    Nevin: I suddenly don't understand anything and am currently casting sincere doubt on the laughable insinuation that I or anyone else ever actually did for even a single moment.
    Ven: Nevin, don't be such a damn noob.
    Ven: The explanation for all the stuff I just heard is so obvious.
    Nevin: What is the explanation?
    Ven: Mutha.
    Ven: Fuckin.
    Ven: Shenanigans.

    [Souce: Homestuck]




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  3. #13
    Shattered heart and Soul

    EXP: 76,735, Level: 11
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    hahahaha these are all absolutely fantastic

  4. #14
    Nuclear Rage

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    Nevin: Did you tell anyone we're dating?
    Eteri: Yes, Nevin. I have no self-control and told all of Scara Brae we're dating.
    Nevin: Ok, no need for sarcasm.
    Eteri: No, seriously. I have no control and told everyone we're dating.
    [Source: ???]

    Maddy: You need a hobby.
    Amari: I have a hobby.
    Maddy: Being bitter isn't a hobby.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Ezra: Nevin, do you want to hang out sometime?
    Nevin. Generic excuse.
    Ezra: Did you just say, “generic excuse?”
    [Source: Twitter.]

    [During Blood Fury and Alchemy]
    Nevin: First, we've gotta figure out what makes your abilities unique, and then research the behoozits out of it!
    Felicity: My power has behoozits?
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    "There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan. execute the plan. expect the plan to go off the rails. throw away the plan." - Nevin.
    [Source: The Flash.]

    Maddy: Scarlet, if Ulroke told you to jump off a-
    Amari: -YES!
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    Amari: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.
    Lye: Scarlet, that’s a coma.
    Amari: Sounds festive.
    [Source: Eagle 1.]

    "I could get killed. or worse. Nevin could give me a lecture on responsibility again." - Felicity.
    [Source: ???]

    "Oh, hey all of you guys. I'm a Zack Blaze. Wow, I am so great!" - Zack Blaze.
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    "This is a dream that I have had since lunch and I am not giving up on it now." - Fenn.
    [Source: The Office.]

    [Eteri snuck caffeine into Nevin's water, now he's acting crazy and insane. Ezra is sitting on the couch and Nevin is hanging upside-down from the ceiling.]
    Ezra: Get down!
    Nevin: No!
    Ezra: GET DOWN!
    Nevin: No, no... Parakeet.
    Ezra: [Backing up for space in disbelief, and very clearly] Did you just say "parakeet"???
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    Nevin: I don't know how you all wound up like this. But I do know it's Fenn's fault.
    [Everyone yells at Fenn]
    Fenn: Glad you enjoy my work!
    [Source: VeggieTales in the House.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  5. #15
    Nuclear Rage

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    Flamebird's Avatar

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    Only one this time :/

    Nevin: I'm sorry for ruining our fishing trip, everyone.
    Fenn: Wow, usually I'm the one who ruins everything...
    [Source: VeggieTales in the House.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  6. #16
    Shattered heart and Soul

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    pfft I always have fun reading these

  7. #17
    Nuclear Rage

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    [When Scarlet reduces Maddy to a singed pile of plant goo]
    Maddy: Well, at least I still have my personality...
    [Source: Spongebob.]

    "Can people stop making jokes about death? I died once and I'm offended." - Kyla Orlouge.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Philomel: Did you just refer to the knife as the “people opener”?
    Fil'ayn: Should I not have?
    [Source: ???]

    "If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now." - Lye.
    [Source: Psych.]

    Shinsou: You're so dramatic!
    Philomel, with a rose between her lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping herself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Ezra: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.
    Nevin: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Eteri didn’t notice it so I said “Eteri, deer!”
    Ezra: And????
    Nevin: Tell her your answer.
    Eteri: …
    Eteri [sighs]: “Yes, dear?”
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    "How do you compassionately stab someone?" - Scarlet.
    [Source: Fire Emblem Gaiden.]

    Felicity: [Holds fire on water]
    Nevin: What are you trying...
    Felicity: No, don't ask me what I'm doing!
    Nevin: Are you trying to burn water!?
    Felicity: Water is made of oxygen and hydrogen. Oxygen is oxidizing and hydrogen is highly flammable.
    Nevin: But you can't burn water.
    Felicity: THAT'S WHY I HATE WATER!
    [Source: Tumblr.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  8. #18
    Sweet Cinnamoth

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    Level completed: 31%,
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    FennWenn's Avatar

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    Fennik Glenwey
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    Looks eight. He's definitely older.
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    Ezra: WHAT IS THIS SENSATION DEEP WITHIN ME?
    Nevin: Ezra, that's called an 'emotion'.
    Ezra: GET IT OUT!
    [source: it's me. i am genius]

    Fenn: *stabbed in the gut by a sword*
    Fenn: Oh no, I'm allergic!
    Fenn: No, really, I'm allergic. This burns.
    [source: pintrist possibly]

    "He sounded horribly, horribly sane. And then I remembered the drugs."
    - Fenn
    [source: its meeee a mario]

    Nevin: Why do people keep trying to put his blanket on me?
    Eteri: Because you’re in shock!
    Nevin: That doesn’t mean I need a blanket. It means I need booze.
    [source: i have done me a strong forget]

    Ezra: I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.
    Nevin: You are the worst at this comfort thing.
    [source: i did another strong forget. pintrest?]

    Fenn: If I wear a shirt inside out, then the entire universe would be wearing it except me.
    Fenn: *throws on an ugly red sweater*
    [source: i do a give up]

    let me know if some of these have been said already, 'cause I'm gettin a strong sense of deja vu here and I don't know why...
    Last edited by FennWenn; 01-25-2018 at 10:02 PM.

  9. #19
    Nuclear Rage

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    Ashla: You know you can take more than one trip?
    Felicity: [Carrying 50 bags] Two trips are for the weak!
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Eteri: Do you think trees have family trees?
    Nevin: You mean a forest.
    Eteri: Wait-
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    "The details are irrelevant, just bail me out of jail!" - Fenn, to Nevin.
    [Source: ???]

    Amari: The sign says 'do not touch.'
    Maddy: [Pushes sign over] Not anymore.
    [Source: Psych.]

    [Nevin meets Eteri's parents]
    Nevin: I think your mom liked me.
    Eteri: She begged me to marry you after you left.
    [Source: ???]

    Nevin: If anything goes wrong I’m holding you responsible.
    Fenn: Oh yeah, that’ll teach me.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Philomel: You don’t understand. I had a very tough childhood.
    Celandine: I understand very well. I’M HAVING A VERY TOUGH CHILDHOOD!!!
    [Source: A Series of Unfortunate Events.]

    "Nevin told me to grow up and I was speechless. It’s hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth." - Felicity.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Nevin: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.
    Fenn: No.
    Nevin: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with unbridled rage.
    [Source: Tumblr.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  10. #20
    Nuclear Rage

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    Flamebird's Avatar

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    [I randomly feel the need to say that I have never watched the majority of the shows I get all my quotes from. I just randomly find these online. VeggieTales, Invader Zim, and Homestar are pretty much the only ones I've watched xD]

    Nevin: Oh gosh, did you put glitter in our laundry detergent?
    Eteri: Yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.
    Nevin: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.
    Eteri: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.
    [Source: Parks and Rec.]

    Nevin: Mr. Toivonen, are you some sort of unethical quake?
    Daisuke: The most quakiest!
    [Source: Homestar Runner.]

    "Stand around and look cute? Well! that’s the perfect job for me! I do that all the time, without even trying!" - Philomel.
    [Source: ???]

    Felicity [to Ashla]: ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUIL OVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOV EYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILO-
    Ashla: [Turns to Hanuh]
    Hanuh [to Ashla]: I accept you under certain circumstances.
    [Source: Sarah's Scribbles.]

    Philomel: So this guy is giving me trouble.
    Fil'ayn: Then kill him.
    Philomel: Wha-no!
    Fil'ayn: Then I'll kill him!
    Philomel: Fil'ayn, NO!
    [Source: ???]

    Eteri: I'm cold.
    Nevin: What? [Taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers, but of course you didn’t listen and now [Piling scarves on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t freeze to death! And [Taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner!
    [Source: ???]

    Felicity: Do you think trees have family trees?
    Yvonne: You mean a forest.
    Felicity: Wait-
    [Source: Tumblr.]
    Last edited by Flamebird; 02-28-2018 at 03:39 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

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