Hey Y'all!

[MoonRunner]

I just wanted to say hi! Obviously, I'm new (my friend Karuka made me join, lol). I'm looking forward to writing with y'all! :)

[Karuka]

HIIIIIII!!! I <3 you! I'm sitting in the same room right now, but I have to say hi on here too! And we have to drag your roomie into this, too!

[Call me J]

Karuka made you join? That's terrible! We only want people on who have the spine to stand up to others joining Althanas! :P

I kid. Welcome. If you have any questions ask Karuka. If you don't like her answers, ask me or another mod. We'll probably tell you the same thing she did, but sometimes its nice to get a second opinion. :)

[Reiko]

hihi and welcome^^

hope you have lots of fun despite being forced into this by Karu^^

*Brings a plate of cookies*

Don't listen to other's comments on my cookies. Mine are safe^^

[MoonRunner]

Haha, just so y'all know, I wasn't really forced. I was joking!
Thanks for the welcome and the cookies!

[Reiko]

aww, i was hoping to bop Karu one for you^^

[Zook Murnig]

Hi! I'm sure Karuka's told you all about me, the charming young Qabalist with an adorable little girl, who loves to make short jokes, much to Karuka's chagrin and my forehead pain.

And upon reading that sentence, I feel I must clarify. I make the short jokes, not my daughter Kaleigh.

[Call me J]

If you were forced, you should thank Karuka. She did you the greatest favor anyone could ever do for someone else by bringing you here. It's just that exciting!

Alright, that was maybe too hard of a sell. You're here after all!

[HikariAngel]

Welcome!

*glomps new person*

Please enjoy Althanas. I'll be sad if you don't.

*tail goes droopy*

At least you have someone you can ask questions to easily. Just make sure you stay away from most of the people who post in intro threads. Slavery is worse than death.

[Artifex Felicis]

Also, anything Call Me J says should be taken as if it were the holy scritchings of a blind crippled guy saying cockroaches are tasty.

So not at all.

Unless he's judging, but meh.

Anyways, welcome to Althanas! And now we have another person from the same university here. I feel scared now. There may be a club of Althy for College soon! *gasp*

Anyways, I'm Artifex, I help out at the bazaar. Come over if you ever need to get an item all quicklike, we're useful and helpful and don't bite unlike other people!

And um, hi!

[Call me J]

Also, anything Call Me J says should be taken as if it were the holy scritchings of a blind crippled guy saying cockroaches are tasty.

So not at all.

Unless he's judging, but meh.

This is true. I'm an idiot savant only capable of critiquing the writing of other people. In fact, when a young new person asked me how to handle her profile, I set her up to have an epic fail. I haven't seen her around lately, and its probably because I'm such a terrible person...

You stay away. I don't want you to get sucked into my trap, unless I'm judging your thread. In which case, everything I say is somewhere between 73 and 98.7% right.

[MoonRunner]

This is Karu at MoonRunner's compy!

You guys are silly, but that's really just perfect.

[Blitzkrieg]

Welcome to hell.

[Karuka]

Stop trying to scare off the newcomers, you. I mean it.

[Elijah_Morendale]

As if Reiko's and Witchblade's cookies weren't enough?


*tee hee hee*

Welcome to Althanas, Karuka's friend!

[Karuka]

(This is MoonRunner) - um, i was warned away from Witchblade's cookies, but Reiko's were supposed to be good. Oh, and ur supposed to be muy loco.

[Reiko]

but Reiko's were supposed to be good..

They are good and anyone that tells you otherwise is a lier. A big one.

[Empyrean]

So Karuka's been informing you about who to avoid and who to worship? That means you must know how awesome I am. :D
/lame intro.

Have fun around here, you'll get sucked into it sooner than you think!

[Elijah_Morendale]

I hold back quite a bit on here, actually. ^_^

Just heed my warning and stay away from any and all baked goods.

Try this apple instead...

[MoonRunner]

hm...since I am new to this world, I'm going to have to treat that apple as if it was from the wicked step-mother. lol

[Elijah_Morendale]

Hey now, Christoph took one from the same bag, and he's... well, decomposing in my closet.

Nevermind, I won't make you take it if you don't want it. I don't feel like taking a few hits from a Karuka armed with a Sunday edition of the London Times.

[AdventWings]

Welcome to...

*sees Blitzkrieg's post*

Darnit, you! :(

Ah, well. I guess I'll just have to make do with this greeting...

Welcome to Althanas! Make sure to not feed people on Witchy's list and you'll be fine for the time being. ;)

[Witchblade]

Oops, I'm late.

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the frum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Cyrus the virus, Reiko, Serilliant, Elijah Morendale, Artifex Felicis and Call me J for thy may become attached to you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following quest. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But some of them are poisonous... which is bad*

[MoonRunner]

Haha, Karu was right, y'all r crazy. But that's ok, I like crazy.

[Seth_Rahl]

Fine. Welcome to craaaaaaaaaaaazy hell. We're somewhat sane. Somewhat. Cept for me, Rok the Blade, and some of our underlings. We're just plain f***ed up. :)

[Slayer of the Rot]

Crazy isn't the right word so much as stupid is.

Welcome to Althanas.

[Red Lightning]

Stupid hell? That's a first.

[Witchblade]

I think it describes you rather well, Seth. :p [burn/joke]

[Slayer of the Rot]

Stupid hell? That's a first.

Everyday I log on and see the posts, I am in stupid hell.

Though I was not talking to you. I was talking to the new kid, MoonRunner.

[Breaker]

Welcome to Everybody Loves Numbers. It's like Everbody Loves Raymond, except not a crappy TV show, and not really like everybody loves raymond at all.

I guess the point I'm trying to make here is you won't properly enjoy yourself until you've memorized the sequence of numbers that make up my user name.

Enjoy your stay! With Karuka helping you along I'm sure you'll be approved in no time.

[Witchblade]

Don't listen to him. I'm actually quite positive I'm the only one who actually calls him 016573, everyone else just calls him 'Numbers' or 'that numbers guy'. It's quite humorous. But I suppose that's what you get for making your username a bunch of random numbers.

[Reiko]

I call him "spy guy" because I like the rhyme^^

Edit: actually I still call him Jake based on his old character.

[Witchblade]

Haha! That's got to get a little confusing to the newbies that don't know his old character, Reiko. :p

[HikariAngel]

Don't listen to him. I'm actually quite positive I'm the only one who actually calls him 016573, everyone else just calls him 'Numbers' or 'that numbers guy'. It's quite humorous. But I suppose that's what you get for making your username a bunch of random numbers.
You aren't the only one that calls him 016573; I do, too!

I hope you've gotten used to us by now, because things are only downhill from here. In a good way.

[Ataraxis]

I don't get the expression. Downhill is the best part of any ride!

Welcome, you, and don't let the padded walls scare you. The sharp corners are meant to weed us out, though.

[Seth_Rahl]

Yum, padded walls.

[MoonRunner]

Haha, this is very amusing. :-)

[Witchblade]

What? Amusing? I'm glad you think so.

Now, let us reanact the battle of Hastings!

[Breaker]

What? Amusing? I'm glad you think so.

Now, let us reanact the battle of Hastings!

Monty Python style!

*Dresses in drag and hits people with a purse*

[MoonRunner]

My character's profile is up!

[Elijah_Morendale]

Yay, another female redhead!

Letho would be happy!

[Zook Murnig]

Not such a long drive, see? You and your other friend, who shall remain unnamed for her protection, give really good hugs. Had fun hanging out and watching House with you two, as well as reading random sex facts.

There'll be another one on the way soon enough, courtesy of Karuka. Just watch and wait.

[Doomsday]

Yay, another female redhead!

Letho would be happy!

if only he were here...

*cries*

[MoonRunner]

I just wanted to warn y'all, that, if I am able to get online between now and Feburary, it isn't going to be often. first, the computer at home is slow and I don't like getting online on it. 2nd, I'm taking a class abroad for january (our winter term).

[Witchblade]

Awww, but you just registered!

Damn, and here I had been entertaining fun thoughts of traumatizing your character.

[Doomsday]

no worries, I look forward to your Rping when you get back^^

[Karuka]

Awww, but you just registered!

Damn, and here I had been entertaining fun thoughts of traumatizing your character.
I already told her that I'd traumatize her character first.

[Witchblade]

o.O

But your character isn't all evil and maniacle and slightly crazy, how do you plan on traumatizing her?

[Karuka]

Ah, you haven't seen Karu's latest plot twist. Maybe she's not evil...but she's definitely confused.

But I'm letting MoonRunner choose which of my accounts she wants to traumatize her character first.

[Witchblade]

Awww, all right. Let me know if you need a badass villainous to rip some hearts out for you. :p

[Karuka]

If we need one, you'll be the first one we call. <3

[Tshael]

Hallo. Any friend of Karuka's is a possible feel-up victim to me. That's as close to "friend" as you're going to get until you worship me as your God.

Welcome to Althanas. I assume you have a decent therapist, yes?

[Max Dirks]

Welcome to Althanas!

Karuka, go post in the recruitment thread. Get 200 GP!

[Lavinian Ambition]

I should probably throw my $.02 into the ring.

Beware the evils of this site, many fun jovial people get turned into evil maniacal villains, just look at Witchblade Slayer and Dissinger...

Man those guys are nuts ;)

[Artifex Felicis]

He's right. Hell, for that matter anyone level 4 or higher is considered to be evil and not fuzzy or cute. Stay away from them if you value your sense of good fashion!

[Witchblade]

But... but I have cute characters too! Heck, one of them you're going to be sleeping with, Pat, so stop bitching! And stop mocking yourself in the process. :p

[Reiko]

He's right. Hell, for that matter anyone level 4 or higher is considered to be evil and not fuzzy or cute. Stay away from them if you value your sense of good fashion!

I'm level 8 and both fuzzy and cute... I was even voted cutest character^^

[Melancor]

Hello ^^ have fun!

and stay away from the weirdo freaks on the corner.

[Red Lightning]

Either that or you can pay em 100 gold pieces to give you a blow job while humming "Jingle Bells".

[Streetrat]

Hello, fellow newbie. I hope your time here isn't cut too slim. There's just so many wonderfully bizarre people here I can't see why you'd ever leave willingly. :3

: offers croissants : None of them are poisoned, but some may be a bit evil... : pokes tentacles :

[Karuka]

Eeeeeevil croissants...mmm. Evil croissants need a chocolate topping.

[Lavinian Ambition]

But... but I have cute characters too! Heck, one of them you're going to be sleeping with, Pat, so stop bitching! And stop mocking yourself in the process. :p

Lies! I am no such Patrick!

[Winterhair]

For some reason you remind me of Ataraxis. Hmm.........................................ftw.

Good luck on your character-creating.

[MoonRunner]

Hallo. Any friend of Karuka's is a possible feel-up victim to me. That's as close to "friend" as you're going to get until you worship me as your God.

Welcome to Althanas. I assume you have a decent therapist, yes?

Decent therapist? Yes, I'm a little off kilter, but I havn't lost that many of my marbles. Plus, if a therapist heard some of the things y'all are saying, I'm afraid that you'd be thrown in the closest nutt house! lol jk

[MoonRunner]

um, who's Ataraxis?

[Zook Murnig]

Ataraxis is another writer on here who's been here about as long as I have. He also became a mod just shortly after I did. Freakin' copycat... >.>

Also, he claims to be a hobo. Do not believe his lies!

[MoonRunner]

ah, the misterious hobo, lol

[Aeraul Smythe]

Welcome aboard! Just be sure to knife anything that comes within six feet of you, and you should be fine.

Tentacles not withstanding.

Might wanna invest in flea powder too. All the furries're like a damn breeding ground for the things...

[Karuka]

Don't worry, chicka. I'll protect you from the too-crazies.

[Ataraxis]

Why am I being mentioned? I even made a point of not welcoming you!

You force me to do this...

I welcome you to Althanas after almost a month! Woo!

And a hobo I am. Sol and I were very good friends before he got famous.

[MoonRunner]

lol Thanks for the welcome, no matter if it was relunctant or not.

[SunDancer]

Oh, and by the way, this is my (MoonRunner's) alt. :-)

[HikariAngel]

Hey! I resent that. I don't have fleas.

And a happy very belated welcome to you.
*offers plate of half-baked cookies*