Hiya, Ladies & Gents

[Rogue Virus]

Hello, all :) What more can I say than that? I've just started here, and within a few days, things will be up and running for me. Be advised, I am not new to this sort of thing, so don't count me out too fast ;) I look forward to gettin' into the action with you all.

Sinfully Yours,
Rogue Virus

[Herald]

=D

Welcome aboard, Cap'n Hair. For some unfathomable reason it's customary for these people to offer you some sort of baked product in these threads, so I'll be traditional and offer you some brownies. Special ones.

*wink*

Bon apetit...

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

The cookies are a lie.
The cookies are a lie.
The cookies are a lie.

Welcome to Althanas!

[Doomsday]

The cookies are a lie.
The cookies are a lie.
The cookies are a lie.

Welcome to Althanas!

*bops Eli*

hihi Rogue Virus^^

I hope you have lots of fun and the like.

*Brings a plate of cookies.*

[Witchblade]

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Cyrus the virus, Elijah Morendale, Serilliant, Karuka Tida, Slayer of the Rot, Artifex Felicis and Reiko for they may become dependent on you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate a cookies, which is good! But some of them are poisonous, which is bad...*

[AdventWings]

Mmm... Cookies...

*Grabs one from Doomsday's plate and munches on it happily*

I've missed this stuff so much...

*Swallow*

Welcome to Althanas, Rogue Virus! Sooner or later, another Virus will pop in and give you a greeting. You'll see it when he shows up. :p

[Max Dirks]

Welcome to Althanas.

If I might ask, how'd you hear about us?

[Zook Murnig]

Probably searching for "succubus breasts" on Google, if I recall the keywords correctly.

[Cyrus the virus]

"Gettin' into the action", eh? You sicko.

[Rogue Virus]

Hm.

You guys are just plain adorable. No matter.

As for hearing about the site, a member of this site invited me to join. I go to school with him. And as for the 'action' comment - get your mind out of the gutter, doll face. You lose brain cells staying down there so long.

Everyone else, thank you for the warm welcome and cookies :)

[Doomsday]

Hm.

You guys are just plain adorable. No matter.

As for hearing about the site, a member of this site invited me to join. I go to school with him. And as for the 'action' comment - get your mind out of the gutter, doll face. You lose brain cells staying down there so long.

Everyone else, thank you for the warm welcome and cookies :)

your welcome.

but what you're asking of Zook and Cyrus is against their nature.

[Seth_Rahl]

Indeed. They might go into epileptic seizures if you demand something so contrary to their nature. Then again, succubus breasts....hmm....

Just don't bring those near NagashAscendent or he might just rip em off for trophies on his mantle. o.0

[Cyrus the virus]

but what you're asking of Zook and Cyrus is against their nature.

Truth. It just comes ou-BOOBS. See? It's a cursed existence for all who surround me in life. It makes me a pretty fun drunk, though.

[Rogue Virus]

Well you cannot go wrong with that logic, hm?

[Breaker]

And as for the 'action' comment - get your mind out of the gutter, doll face. You lose brain cells staying down there so long.

You may be new, but you've got him pegged already.

Welcome, I look forward to seeing you around. If your character likes fighting, be sure to check out Dajas Pagoda.

[Rogue Virus]

Thank you for the hello and suggestion. I will surely keep that in mind. I'm still in the process of writing everything up for my character and whatnot.

[Seth_Rahl]

I like your character already. She would go good with my Eternium character...it seems as if your going for a mysterious female swordswoman, with some backround in chemicals. That's an interesting combonation. I hope to see you with Eternium in the future.

[Rogue Virus]

Yes, you're getting a vague idea. Do not worry, I will have a detailed explanation for everything, even that which may not seem like it makes sense.

*Taps head lightly with pointer finger* All up here ;)

[Whiteshadow]

For some reason Chemblade pops up in my head. *ignores*

Good. I'd be worried if it were anywhere else on your body. >.<

[Breaker]

You're gonna' fit in perfectly, Rogue.

[The House of Dying Lights]

I know that picture that you use for an avatar. That person's on my deviantart watch list. Trying to remember. *beats head against desk* Oh well. WELCOMMEN TO 'THANAS! It's not Zook's fault he's a pervert, he's dating me. Don't shake his hand. Ten bucks says he was either masturbating within the previous hour, and he has the tendency to impregnate people.

[Artifex Felicis]

*gnaws on the newbie*

Welcome to Althy. I'm a bazaar kitty, and I help you buy stuff if you go over to that part of the site. Enjoy it here, and kick people in the crotch if they get too touchy. Or just touch them. apparently ol' Witchy has some severe problems about personal space.

[Rogue Virus]

Well, since a child was not something I wished for my near future, i'll be sure to keep that in mind.

And thank you for the welcome as well.

[Bohemia]

You're gonna' fit in perfectly, Rogue.

Note that this is absolutely nothing to be proud of.

[Witchblade]

apparently ol' Witchy has some severe problems about personal space.

NOBODY TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!

*coughs and clears her throat*

There, now that I got that over and done with...

[Elijah_Morendale]

*glomps, the makes Witchy eat one of your own cookies*

My own personal space issues cancel out yours!

[Witchblade]

*willingly eats her own cookie, then kicked Elijah in the shin*

Bad, slave! My cookies do nothing to me, I can't enslave myself after all.

[HikariAngel]

*licks Witchy*

Hello! I'm the other other not-so-bazaar-but-rather-bizarre kitty.

*glomps newbie*

Yes, I'm terribly late. Or just terrible. It's hard to tell some times. I hope you enjoy the insanity, because it is contagious and you will become one of us.

[Red Lightning]

What are you talking about? Of course you can enslave yourself. I do it all the time!

[Witchblade]

That right there is a testiment all on it's own about you, Seth. :p

[Karuka]

This is why I love you guys.

Hi, Rogue, welcome to the forums. Beware the resident crazies, but only to a certain point, and if you have any questions, shoot 'em to your nearest mod/admin. Or your friend.

But the staff is here to help you.

[Max Dirks]

Virus, who referred you?

They deserve some GP!

[Lavinian Ambition]

Velcome to my secret underground lair.

If youz iz vishing for entertainment, you have come to ze right place.

If youz iz vishing for high brow humor, youz iz in ze wrong place.

[Rogue Virus]

Lavinian, your accent is impressive. Cheers to that :)

And again, thank you all for the welcomes :cool:

As for who referred me, Max, that was Herald. Mental, but good guy :D I can be just as mental as the next weirdo, so I suppose all will work out.