From the people that brought you the demon cupcake...

[BlueGun]

...comes a new character! Equally as useless!
Chances are none of you remember me. That's okay, I expect it.
I never got anything done anyway.
Oh, and my username was supposed to be gluegun. So when you read it, just pretend...

[Zook Murnig]

I knew that couldn't have been your first character! Who are you? Your writing style is familiar.

[Witchblade]

Ahh... well, since I don't have a 'Welcome back to Althanas' speech, I'll give you my usual speech. ^^

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Cyrus the Virus, AdventWings, Reiko, Karuka Tida, Serilliant, Letho, Slayer of the Rot and Elijah Morendale for they may become attached to you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But some of them are poisonous, which is bad...*

[BlueGun]

Zook, why couldn't it have been my first character? And you know who I am. That sketchy hobo outside your window holding a cardboard sign.

Thank you Witchblade.. >.<
>.> <.< ^.^
*takes a cookie*

[Witchblade]

OMG! Yay!

*waits for the poison to set in, watches you pass out then slips a black, leather collar around your neck with your name engraved upon it*

A new slave! ^_^

[Doomsday]

hey, glad to see you back, hope you have fun^^

[Elijah_Morendale]

Drat. I was too late to deliver my anti baked goods propaganda.

Oh well.

*bites into an apple*

[Witchblade]

*grabs Elijah and shoves a cookie down his throat*

Why don't you try spewing your anti-baked goods propaganda now, bitch!

[Elijah_Morendale]

MF WHUL!!!

*spews half-chewed cookie all over Witchy*


*runs like hell in the other direction*

[Witchblade]

*watches him run away, counting down the seconds until... he falls to the ground unconscious*

[Breaker]

*rescues Elijah's sorry ass*

I'm like an ooc ninja-hero.

Gluegun, what was your old account?

[BlueGun]

Semora's cupcake or something along those lines...

[Elijah_Morendale]

Ain't no reason to save me, man.

I'm dead.

Can't you see the purple foam coming out of my mouth?

[BlueGun]

Dead men don't talk.
*whips out a gun*

[Lucien]

Now. But they suck **** mighty good.

I'm Lucien. I'm the best thing to happen to Althanas since the invention of sliced bread.

[BlueGun]

Now. But they suck **** mighty good.

I'm Lucien. I'm the best thing to happen to Althanas since the invention of sliced bread.



necrophilia.... *runs for cover*

Hi I'm Blu, I'm the most hammered thing to happen to Althanas since the conception of your mom.

On a side note, I don't like this character anymore. i think I'll go make another one...

[AdventWings]

Hahaha. That sounds pretty much like you alright, Cupcake of Doom.

Welcome back to Althanas! Stay awhile and write up an adventure. You must grace us with your ferior hilarity!

[Edward Judorne]

Don't forget about me. right now I have around 14 different usernames on althanas. I wonder how many it would take to bring down Witchblade... Too bad only one is stupid enough to attempt it at the moment.

[Witchblade]

Heheh, It would take a lot more than your 14 to bring me down, Shell. ^_~

Oh, and Elijah, you're not dead. The poison should be wearing off right about... now! There might be some side effects but I'm sure you didn't need that part of your anatomy.

[Edward Judorne]

Do you even know all my characters? Doubtful. I don't think I have told anyone all 14 of my characters.

As for needing more, I'll make as many as I need.

Also, I take back what I said about Shell being the only one stupid enough to fight you. Camella will take up a bounty on your head,(I'm sure the poisoned cookies and slaves must have made you wanted in one way or another,) and Edward has fought far worse, (Usually with the help of Zephyriah (Who is no longer here...) and 2-in-1, but still...). Speaking of 2-in-1, that might be an interesting battle too, but they aren't ready yet.

..."Crap, that may have been pushing our luck."

You're right Edward. Run!!!

[Witchblade]

Tee hee, you forget Shell. I'm a mod, I can do an I.P. search on you and figure out every last one of your accounts without you having told me. ;)

[Edward Judorne]

I had thought of that, but the thing is it would be extremely difficult considering the fact that I usually use library computers and friend's computers since I don't have a computer of my own. I swear, if it wasn't so amusing, I'd try to take your baked goods empire to the ground.

[Witchblade]

Tee hee, it would be amusing to see you try, Shell. :p Oh, and I'm sure I could figure it out, it wouldn't be particularly hard.

[Edward Judorne]

Shell won't be trying, this requires a more tactical approach than run in, kill stuff. Edward will try.

Your poisoned good's days are numbered. LOL.

[Witchblade]

Bring it! :p

[Edward Judorne]

I've already started to bring it. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=10196)

That will cut down on your customers.

[AdventWings]

Get a room in the Citadel, you two!

:p

So, how's your adventure so far, GlueGun?

:D