Master Kilon
05-13-06, 05:40 PM
Ettermire was certainly interesting, lots of strange and foreign people with strange architecture and outlandish technology. Garet was beginning to feel familiar with this feeling of displacement; he was in an entirely foreign world and hadn’t seen one gnome like himself since he got there, save his alter egos that existed in parallel dimensions that he could view through mirrors. Unfortunately his thoughts were being constantly interrupted by his argumentative hat that seemed to be far too concerned with not doing anything exciting although it claimed it was “survival”.
You can’t do this! You’re just going to get yourself and everyone who you convince to go with you killed. Although they might deserve it for going with you, that’s besides the point. You are being a selfish conceded bastard, you’re going to get ME killed and that’s a level three offense, ya know. “Levelthreeyousay? Wellthanluckymei’llbekilledtooandwon’thavetofa cedeathby…Wait, there’snowayyou’relevelthree. Stupidhat.” Thinking to himself to great satisfaction; Kilon one, hat zero, things were looking good for the traveling gnome. El’inssring was the next stop on his way to greatness, the beginning step in his plan for complete and total world domination.
El’inssring was a popular alehouse in Ettermire, renowned for its excellent entertainment that attracted crowds from far and wide as well as the ale that was known to be the best for hundreds of miles. As expected, it was filled to the brim with people, only half of which were drunk. It was time to set the stage. Rifling through his robes Garet managed to get all the ingredients he needed, only being bitten once which was quite the feat considering all the unknown and horrible things that he may have put in his pockets, arranging them in small rows and mentally checking off the things he meant to do.
By this time he had a good grip on measuring spaces between words so that lesser intellects could process the greatness that was gnome speech. “Ladies, Gentlemen, let me present to you a proposition, a chance at greatness, the opportunity to prove your mettle and face your fears, the chance to be part of something great. But for you to do this you must meet these conditions, you must strong of body and of mind, firm of constitution, and possess the essence of greatness. The select few of you brave enough to pass my tests will come into riches beyond their wildest dreams.” Pausing for dramatic effect, the spirited gnome gripped a pile of sand sitting in the first row and cast it into the air, chanting the ancient twisted spidery language of magic and bringing forth an illusion of terrifying proportions. “Begin!”
(open to whoever but they must be able to post everyday. I don’t care how many people join as along as they can post often and intend to finish, questions just PM me)
You can’t do this! You’re just going to get yourself and everyone who you convince to go with you killed. Although they might deserve it for going with you, that’s besides the point. You are being a selfish conceded bastard, you’re going to get ME killed and that’s a level three offense, ya know. “Levelthreeyousay? Wellthanluckymei’llbekilledtooandwon’thavetofa cedeathby…Wait, there’snowayyou’relevelthree. Stupidhat.” Thinking to himself to great satisfaction; Kilon one, hat zero, things were looking good for the traveling gnome. El’inssring was the next stop on his way to greatness, the beginning step in his plan for complete and total world domination.
El’inssring was a popular alehouse in Ettermire, renowned for its excellent entertainment that attracted crowds from far and wide as well as the ale that was known to be the best for hundreds of miles. As expected, it was filled to the brim with people, only half of which were drunk. It was time to set the stage. Rifling through his robes Garet managed to get all the ingredients he needed, only being bitten once which was quite the feat considering all the unknown and horrible things that he may have put in his pockets, arranging them in small rows and mentally checking off the things he meant to do.
By this time he had a good grip on measuring spaces between words so that lesser intellects could process the greatness that was gnome speech. “Ladies, Gentlemen, let me present to you a proposition, a chance at greatness, the opportunity to prove your mettle and face your fears, the chance to be part of something great. But for you to do this you must meet these conditions, you must strong of body and of mind, firm of constitution, and possess the essence of greatness. The select few of you brave enough to pass my tests will come into riches beyond their wildest dreams.” Pausing for dramatic effect, the spirited gnome gripped a pile of sand sitting in the first row and cast it into the air, chanting the ancient twisted spidery language of magic and bringing forth an illusion of terrifying proportions. “Begin!”
(open to whoever but they must be able to post everyday. I don’t care how many people join as along as they can post often and intend to finish, questions just PM me)