The Rubric: Remeberin Garthabel

[Skie and Avery]

i waz chillin out max and i relly liek corona beer and corone so i was like i should go to Corone! Dude! yes. and then we went to akashima an it was a vast plane. like a 747 that vast. and a big lake and i was thirsty and it was like yo where is the CORONA BEEER but thaz okay.

Sky don need no fancy shiznit. She drank up ALL the layk H2O and it waslike candy because thaz how animooz roll.

"Yippee KiYAY mutter fudders," like they sed on Dye Hard. "Lets Git This Partay Started!"

MOONWALK MIKEL JAKSEN MOONWALK

(CLOSED LIKE YOUR MOM!)

[Zook Murnig]

"im a stick and snakes." magic man crosses a plane, sees tha pretty wing lady and was lyk "OMG wana do it?" so they got in water and was all like humpin, wen he sees no fish and is all "dis water stinks."

it start rain.

cadoosh like snow. he run arond in flakes n thro robs off. i m lyk "is 2 hott hear."

[Skie and Avery]

Sky was liek "u r brung sexy back." and cried liek all the time dude when he hump n hump and nevah took off teh cloths. h e double hocky sticks has no furry like a woman scorned so she was like yo doggity and he got attacked by a wherewulf.

and then it started raining men and Sky was like OMG IM TOTALLY A LESBO!

and then she made out w/ angelina jolee and was a salted by the papparazi. she wished that akashima was interesting.

[Call me J]

OMG Teh Sex!

[Zook Murnig]

"weak"

[Skie and Avery]

"no u r!" she sed and then she was liek hello little puppy.

and then the sun rose over dethanne and she was liek i wish it wuld rain here 2 bcuz this playc is a dessert. mint chocolit chip.

and then she drew her sword and sed, "AVAST YE MATEYS!"

she poynted at the dude and sed, "ur a land, ho."

[Cyrus the virus]

anti-cloze cuz i dun play wit hos

me guy wuz bringin' da pain on st catherine reppin' him bros, burnin homies who dun kno wuts wut. nobody dun stop him cuz he make-a da fire.

den he leave.

[Call me J]

Jame got kild by badgurs, so he criyed and was sad. He didden want badgurs to eat his famuly so he criyed moar. Then he gat eyescream and was happy agen.

He sang Ryearun nashinul song in the trapicol briez of akawshima!

Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch

I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch

Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

[U Can't Touch This lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this

Jame say it not plajurizm becawse he had it befar MC hammer kthanksbai.

[Skie and Avery]

Sky wuz totlee imprezzed cuz she was all chillin out max and relaxin all cool and all shoot some bee ball outside the skuul when a cuppa o gaiz who was up to no good started makin trubble in her 'hood.

AND IT WAS CYRUS MATTCRAZYNUTNUT but thaz okay becuz this thred not relly closd

MODZ ONLEE!

Sky felt up Jame and sed that Cadoosh mayd her butthurt.

[Call me J]

Sevural jentlemen came and sid. "You teleport!"

Jame sad becuz got torchured in Concordia.

Then toald waterbarding nat torchur so happy agen.

He sanged a new song but its a secrut song he wont say.

[Zook Murnig]

cadoosh were lyk "u no it hurt, is so big. dats why yo mama get scerrd n snd u ta live wit yo anty n ungcl in alerar."

[Cyrus the virus]

breakin all de rulez he comin back 2 plai some mo'

breakin all de rulez wen we get 2gethr

mi char get jel-luss so he watch w/ sad eyes wen skie and avery touch J

'y she dont like me mor' he ask

[Zook Murnig]

den he sees beetul-man garthabel and wuz all lyk "yo garthabel, we be remeberin you!" cadoosh den did da monsta mash n kikd da devil behind

[Zook Murnig]

"no mor virus!" cadoosh say. it wer sun, den skie turn green and cry fir tree. "o noz! look out!" cadoosh say. "it rainin wood!"

[Skie and Avery]

but iz okay! Avry liek that dude too. Sky 2 butthurt to fart so she fell asleep in a curse and was like, "ZOMG where is mai purse! it was loooey vatton."

and cadoosh too sexy for his robe, to sexy for his robe.

A TAPEWORM saw that evry1 was reunited liek peeches and creem and it felt so good and then avry told luk krawfish that it was OKAY! becuz he had plenty of condoms. Magnum baby. he gave him a massage with warmin oil. SENSOOUS!

OH NOES! Sky saw she be green and was like, "I'm Verdant-licious So delicious." Yeah, u no what dey say bout dem green mnms.

[Call me J]

Jame says "hey modz he dubble post becuz its his solo part!"

Then he got ated by a whale so he was sad, but he remembered the true meenig of Halloween and so he was OK!

Akshully zook maid a mishtake but I wanted to get more points so I toald you that. You shud give me akshun points for that! Totally!

[Skie and Avery]

She was dancin in her hot pants, dancin like ants in her pants and dancin like there was no tomorrow and then her best frien call up her cell phone and said, "DUDE HUGE SALE IN RYE-AIRA." And she sed wut wut we shud invyt lorenor and then someone sed no that wud only make this quest better.

AND I WAS LIEK OMG WUTWUTWTF!?

[Cyrus the virus]

me leavin 2 ply rock band lol gl guyz

uh i mean wizard gotta go!! study books 4 spellz

[Zook Murnig]

den zook start walkin thru de forest in his open toe sandal wit socks n a rainbow headband he wan ta kik burly bear but burly bear not in da forest he in rye-ara for da sale but zook don no dat he in akshima wit sky n jame n luc n he kikn dey but he miss cuz his dik too big

[Call me J]

I got board and luft becuz I don't liek Sky and cacudus anymore.

NEVAR LIEKED CYRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skie and Avery]

O.O

TT_TT

*o*

[Zook Murnig]

noz dun leaf gaiz. u makin da skie cri n it r torndo naow. evrbdy run! da judgin mn r comin!

[Skie and Avery]

she made out w/ cadoosh an had his baby but dere was some dude from hiada who was liek dat kid iz a demonz and it was like oh noes gaiz exorscisszm and emily rose was sad.

and den intermoss came around and he was like wanna lern how to mine stuffs and she was like hell fucking yea mother fucker and she lerned how to mine teh salisburry steak from deep within the great salt flat of akashimmy and she cooked dinnerz for cadoosh becaus tey were both virgins and she wantd his tumy to be full to break thru the chassy belt that kept his giant ding dang dong from touching other mens.

[Zook Murnig]

She really liked that so she had sex with him. Yeehaw.

[Skie and Avery]

THE END


Yo gaiz! Next time lez Visit Daddykins!

[AdventWings]

I b judgn mn r comn!

...Seriously, I hope you had fun because I am ready to tear this apart.

Story

Continuity - 0!

There was absolutely no story... Well, none that actually made any sense or had any kind of tie-in to any story in the past or the future.

Setting - 1!

I'm only giving you this because you said something about how things looked around you as well as mentioning places. Otherwise, there was absolutely nothing.

Pacing - 0!

If there was any, it wasn't acknowledgable in the English language.

Writing Style

Mechanics - 0!

I can find Croatian preschoolers with better grammar and spelling than all four of you combined.

Technique - 0!

I was going to give you a 1 for having some semblance of rhythm in your writing. Then I realized it was plagarism. So no points for you.

Clarity - 0!

I have no idea what you wrote. Period.

Character

Dialogue - 0!

Nobody speaks or thinks like that. Imaginary or real.

Action - 0!

No, pointing out double-posting does not grant you any points in any category. Otherwise, very poor acting on all your parts.

Persona - 0!

All I can conclude in this category is that all of you were inconsistent. Therefore, I can't even begin to see why you think or feel that way.

Miscellaneous

Wild Card - 0!

Just because I can, plus this was a big waste of your efforts.

FINAL SCORE – 1!

((Rewards + Spoils))

Skie and Avery receives 0 EXP and 0 GP

Zook Murnig receives 0 EXP and 0 GP

Call me J receives 0 EXP and 0 GP

Cyrus the Virus receives 0 EXP and 0 GP

And this thread receives the Althanas Hall of Shame Award for being the most mindless thread I have ever read. Yes, even worse than the original.

Have fun Burning in Hell!

[Karuka]

EXP/GP NOT added!