Rumors

[Max Dirks]

This is a fun little forum game I found.

Post a rumor about the person above you!

I'll start. Althanas enjoys eating lamb and drinking peppermint schnapps.

[Doomsday]

Max's Guns shoot "Bang" flags instead of bullets^^

[Karuka]

Doomsday is not a kitty, she is a froggie.

[Christoph]

Karuka is not a natural redhead.

[Lavinian Ambition]

Christoph failed the culinary arts academy.

[Karuka]

^ is really a Russian.

[Zephyriah]

^ is really Zephyriah's concubine.

[AdventWings]

Zephyriah lost to a red-head in the Serenti?

No, wait. Is it true? :rolleyes:

[Ataraxis]

^^ seeks to rival Raelyse in the size of his harem
^ Sold his starfighter for catnip and his body for a ball of string

[Karuka]

^ is a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl.

[Viola Darkstalker]

^ is jealous of Ataraxis' linguistic chaos.

[Empyrean]

^ Viola's mother was a hamster and her father smelled of elderberries.

[Unlucky]

^ stole my second choice for a theme song and put it in his sig.

[Nekoprincess]

Maybe he is lucky instead of Unlucky? Hehe who knows that could be true!

[Tshael]

Rainee Miyami is the porn star name of Rainy Miami, Corone's resident crime boss.

[Doomsday]

Tshael burned down her own tavern when patrons were being ungrateful.

[Lucien]

Doomsday hates the Jews almost as much as Dan.

Almost.

[Zook Murnig]

Lucien's a closet straight. Shh, don't tell anyone.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Caduceus astral projects himself into an S&M club every night to "unwind"

[AdventWings]

Elijah's real name is Nadia. The guy just lives in her head. ;)

[Lucien]

He loves drawing me gay pr0n.

[Storm Veritas]

Cory is actually forty five, married (to a chick, no less), and drives an ice cream truck on the weekends.

[Zephyriah]

^^And also runs the late Jerry Fallwell's evangelical movement with his main preaching theme being how all homosexuals are destined to take up permanent residency in hell.

^is actually forty five, married (to a guy, no less), and drives the hearts of sweet, cupcake, puddingpop, toaster strudel San Franciscan gay boys wild on the weekends.

[Godhand]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Are all a bunch of Goddamn queers! Never do this again!

[grim137]

^^^^^
Can't please Cory.

[Karuka]

^^ is jealous he didn't think of the idea first.

^ does not really like vampire characters.

[Nekoprincess]

Karuka doesn't know a thing about runes! Karuka just thinks she does!

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Those kitty ears and her tail were bought at a costume shop.

[Karuka]

Madison is actually a hard-core pacifist.

[Zook Murnig]

Karuka does not do "all her own stunts."

[Edward Judorne]

Zook would know too. Why? She is Karuka's stunt double

[Corvus MacCallum]

Has a terrible grasp of Genders.

[Edward Judorne]

Has a terrible grasp of Genders.

Is right for the first time in her life. Well... half-right... and it's actually the 7th time, but she is half-right, nonetheless.

[Lucien]

Edward denies the holocaust, that sick fuck.

[Zook Murnig]

Cory believes the Holocaust was good for the German economy. That sick fuck.

[Gem]

Lucien is not a natural blonde.

Ugh, posted a second too late. Um.....

Zook is extremely flammable.

[AdventWings]

Gem is an oldbie.

Really? Ya sure?

[Karuka]

Raven doesn't have a bunch of girls running around in his head.


They're space aliens.

[Dallas Texas]

Karuka's birthday isn't really today. She just picked a random date when asked her birthday.

[Skie and Avery]

Zook is totally non-kosher.

[Edward Judorne]

^ never reads the instructions.

(you were supposed to post about the person directly above you.)

[AdventWings]

Confused Dallas Texas for a State.

Or was it a city...?

And probably gave himself away in the process. :rolleyes:

[Dallas Texas]

Adventwings isn't invisible, He never existed in the first place. He is just a figment of our imaginations.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I hear that there's a shrine dedicated to Witchblade in Dallas' closet. Half of the pictures are nudies.

[Gem]

I hear that there's a shrine dedicated to Witchblade in Dallas' closet. Half of the pictures are nudies.

From what I hear, you've more than heard about it, you've seen it. Yup, this just in.

Breaking news: BlackAndBlueEyes visits said shrine every day.

[Molotov]

Gem isn't actually truly outrageous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLhrIuAZak).

[Nekoprincess]

Molotov really isn't a mutant! He's just a human wearing an EXTREMELY flammable trenchcoat!

[Edward Judorne]

^'s avatar is not a picture of herself, but a picture of her Lesbian Lover.

[Doomsday]

Edward's other half is dwarf^^

[Edward Judorne]

^ is a thieving kitty, thus making her a Felon Felin

[AdventWings]

^^^

Had something stolen by Doomsday... but what could it be? ;)

[Letho]

AdventWings never actually finished flight school. He dropped out because he had problems with alcohol.

[Karuka]

Letho actually prefers blondes, he just doesn't like to say so.

[Lavinian Ambition]

^--- Only use for a mop is to clean my kitchen floor.

[Zook Murnig]

Lavinian Ambition's only use for a kitchen is to cook my meals.

[Edward Judorne]

Zook's only use for Lavinian Ambition's cooking is as a hockey puck.

[Crimson Rose]

That isn't a sword in Edward's avatar, thats actually a very thin walking cane!

[Lucien]

That cross in the avatar is actually a sex toy.

[Edward Judorne]

Lucian isn't laying down in his avatar, he's falling head first towards the ground. Lucian rotated the avatar to avoid embarassment.

[matthewkuch]

Edward wears purple pants because he is afraid of the sun

[grim137]

Matthew secretly idolizes Robert Pattinson.

[hoytti]

Grim is actually the grim reaper

[Lye]

I heard that Hoytti actually has a crush on Astarelle, but has to keep it hush-hush from his family.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I hear Lye keeps an extensive collection of stuffed animals under his bed to cuddle with during the cold Skavian nights.

[Cards of Fate]

I heardAndy secretly loves Raisin Bran

[Skie and Avery]

Fred is really Shia Labeouf.

[Cards of Fate]

Manda is shia trying to throw us off his trail

[Rayleigh]

Fred is the guy who always shouts when it is quiet at golf matches.

[Alydia Ettermire]

Rayleigh really wants a fluffy pink dress.

[hoytti]

Alydia is the creator of Doge.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I heard Hoytti was conducting a study in that found that Utah has the largest consumption of cooked hamster, per capita, in the US.

[matthewkuch]

Shinsou is secretly fangirling over Star Wars and was the first one to book tickets to the new movie in avance. Shinsou's house is a small scale model of the Death Star and it is filled with Star Wars merchandise. All of the butlers are dressed up as Droids and Storm Troopers, and the gardener is forced to wear a Han Solo Costume.

[redford]

I heard that matthew keeps a lock of hair from each of his exes.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I heard a rumor that John isn't as floofy of a bunny as his avatar makes him out to be.

[Storm Veritas]

Andy's entire character is a thinly veiled cry for help as he struggles to deal with his rampant tentacle porn addiction.

[Tobias Stalt]

Storm is MANtastic, and therefore MANscapes on a daily basis. Excess hair? Not here!

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Tobias is actually the missing Lord Lucan, who has filled his time in exile from Britain mostly by slapping biscuits out of orphans mouths and gardening with his pet lobster Esteban.

[Morus]

Shin isn't actually British, but a masterful troll who has realized the secret to throwing together random words and jumbled phrases is to class is up with a awkwardly adorable Hugh Grant impersonation.

[Karuka]

Now, I'm not saying it's true or anything, but I heard that Morus doesn't actually like Cabernet Sauvignon. He just says he does because he thinks it makes him sound sophisticated. This effect is completely ruined by a Boston accent so thick you could cut it with a knife.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

The word on the street is that Karuka knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong.

[Antheruin]

I've heard that Shin used to be a happy fun loving guy, but living too long in north England has slowly eaten his soul.

Can't say if this is true or not.

[Hawl]

I'm not going to really weigh in on one side or another, but I've heard a few things about Antherurin that they were once a drifter in america, going from one side of the country to the other on the rails. They lived each day drinking moonshine and seeking the fabled Candy Mountain (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ).

[Philomel]

I heard that once Hawl stopped an entire army in her tracks just by being too adorable.

[redford]

Well, I heard that Phi killed a man once because she was literally 'drop dead gorgeous'

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I heard Red is taking illegal supplements in an attempt to increase his floofiness, but they aren't working.

[Logan]

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but rumor on the street is Andy sleeps in a ceramic plant pot to get into Madison's mindset for writing.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I don't want to be one to shit stir, but I heard that Logan's nipples are shaped exactly like the Mona Lisa, and that if he could actually be bothered he could crack the Di Vinci code in thirty two seconds.

[redford]

I heard it through the grape vine that Shinsou was valedictorian at his home school.

[redford]

Allegedly. Important word.

[loves.blessing.]

Not sure how accurate this is but I heard that John is actually Reds pet bunny name hence his character being "fluffy".

[Rosie]

I'm not normally one to spread gossip but I heard that McKinley doesn't speak due to the fact her natural speaking voice is super duper manly, like grunts and stuff.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I know a guy who knows a guy who saw the notebook stashed in the garbage. He said that in her spare time, Rosie ships her fellow librarians.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

There are whisperings amongst a secret convention of retired dentists that Andy's power stems from an invisible wizard beard consisting entirely of grey candy floss.

[Storm Veritas]

I hate to be the one to spill this, but Shin has been faking his British accent this whole time. He's actually a swarthy Italian kid from the Bronx, and also wears glasses with non-prescription lenses to look more intellectual.

I'm sorry, the truth had to come out.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Following that shocking revelation that I am a British fraud, the rumour mill is in full swing about Storm Veritas's identity. Now, I don't want to add fuel to the fire, but I heard that he was last seen in a black suit of armour and commanding an invasion of a snow covered planet.

#js

[Karuka]

I heard Shin is jealous that Storm made Sith Lord and he barely made the cut as a Sand Trooper.

[Cards of Fate]

A little birdy told me that her cousin's freind said that Karuka was actually a copy of the program Hemmingway that gained sentience.

[Alyssa Snow]

So, the other day, I heard that Cards has a set of long johns with an otter pattern all over them. And, on the butt flap is the phrase "Wet n' Wild". Which both describes the otters themselves and his tenancy to wet the bed.

Shh, don't tell anyone.

[Ioder]

Alyssa Alyssa Alyssa... I hate to be the one who let's this slip but its time the secret comes out... I can't hold back any longer... I heard she is pregnant!

[Cards of Fate]

Man I heard that Ioder like to shift into a toddler and have Leona change his diapers.

[Ioder]

Oh Vinny, I'm sorry about this but... Rumor has it that you are the father.

[Tobias Stalt]

That's funny... I heard you two were an item. Got something to confess beneath all this male posturing and bravado? ;)

[Cards of Fate]

ManI heard that Toby really loves magicbut cant cast any so he has a bad case of sour grapes

[Ioder]

Speaking of sour grapes, I hear that Vinny is secretly an alcoholic. Well I guess 4 bottles of wine with breakfast isn't that bad I guess...

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Some say, that on Thursdays he becomes incredibly bulbous. And that recently, pigs in Mexico started to die of something called Ioder Flu. All we know is, he's highly contagious!

[Morus]

I heard it through the grapevine that Shin had a stroke a few years back.

And thrice a day since.

[K-Zu-Ziro]

morus does car commercials.

in japan.

[Antheruin]

I have been told that K-Z actually got his name from off a country music radio station.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

It's been leaked through local press that Antheruin likes to clone small burrowing animals.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I heard that Shinsou has been involved in some sort of strange fishing experiment involving a Giant Enemy Crab and a powerful electromagnet. There's no smoke without fire.

#js

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I heard a rumor that Shin's the one who told the suits at Konami to be complete shitheads to Hideo Kojima these past two years.

[Cards of Fate]

I vaguely recall hearing that Andy was quite fond of bear hugs

[Karuka]

I heard that Fred's head is full of pizza sauce.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I hear that Michelle doesn't quite get the point of this game, which is to make up funny little lies about the people who post before you.

[Rosie]

Not sure bout this but I heard that Andy is actually a cat behind a screen and a mic. I mean I'm impressed.

[loves.blessing.]

Not sure if it is true but seems legit, I heard that Billy likes to put his stick where it doesn't belong...

[redford]

I heard that McKinley isn't a natural redhead, she just dyes it.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I heard that McKinley isn't a natural redhead, she just dyes it.

I heard there is nothing red about redford. Could be a nasty rumour...

[orphans]

I've heard Shinsou prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky...

[Cards of Fate]

I heard that Orphans actually has parents

[Star Strike]

Rumor has it if you say Vincent's name three times, not only will he Magically appear but you'll pull the tower card on your next tarot reading.

[Cards of Fate]

I once saw Stella eat a balanced breakfast

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I heard Fred once suplexed a boulder just because he could.

[Bard]

I heard that Maddy once canon balled into a pit of gravel.

[redford]

Bard doesn't want anyone to know it, but he can't dance.....

[Morus]

Redford doesn't want Bard to know, but he watches him as he attempts to dance.

[Bard]

I've heard that Morous and Redford put cameras in Bard's old apartment.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I heard that Bard's apartment has gallons of LSD.

[Bard]

I hear Shin gets his rumors from Analog

[Karuka]

I heard that Bard puts jam on his peanut butter cookies.

[Cards of Fate]

I heard Karuka doesnt like lettuce in her nachos

[Star Strike]

I heard Cards wears pink unicorn footsie pjs to bed

[Storm Veritas]

StarStrike's avatar was painted with baby seal blood to make the reds.

[loves.blessing.]

I heard storm is afraid of all types of storms, lightening storms, thunder storms you name it and he curls up like a small child crying... So I heard any way...

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I heard LB gets excited by Mark Hamil's tremendous beard.

[redrout]

There are whispers in the dark of a plot by Shinsou to steal the tremendous beard of Mark Hamil.

[Cards of Fate]

I heard the Red posted starwars spoilers online maliciously

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I heard the Red posted starwars spoilers online maliciously

I don't want to spread malicious rumours myself, but I believe that Cards of Fate is planning to steal Mark Hamil's tremendous beard and put it on Ebay.

[black shadow]

I heard Shin killed a man... with this thumb! ---> 3785

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Somebody told me that BS stole Shin's severed, murderous thumb, enshrined it, and often whispers to it, "I will finish what you started".

[Karuka]

I heard Andy carries hantavirus.

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

There's a rumour flying round that Karuka's tears are adhesive, and that if she was set on fire she would burn for a thousand days.