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[Iras Sarwing]

Well, hello Althanas. I was brought here by a friend and made this account a looong time ago... only now am I just getting back into here and everything. So... Hello all. Hope to have some fun with a bunch of people here. (man, i hate making threads...)

[The Writing Writer]

^^ Welcome!

[AdventWings]

Hello there, Iras! And be prepared, because there will be many threads awaiting your creation! :D

On a slightly less serious note... Have some croissant!

*Holds out a platter of fresh-baked butter croissant*

[Letho]

Ooh, a chick elf. I like chick elves. We should quest. You should also dye your hair red. :P

Also, welcome.

[Lavinian Ambition]

Ha ha ha first Tayoitha, now her, who else will you hit on with pointy ears ya bastard?

Welcome to Althanas, you just met the resident Hero. Course, the rumors are better than the reality.

[Witchblade]

It's so true, I've quested with him before. He sacrificed one of my NPC's to save his girlfriend... some hero.

Anyway, welcome to Althanas!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Dissingers/Lavinian Ambition, Letho, Karuka Tida, AdventWings, Zook Murnig, Christoph and Lucien for they may become dependent on you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies*

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Grittings.

[Iras Sarwing]

Yay, cookies and croissants!

*Eats the yummy treats.*

I can't wait to actually start with quests and what not... I just have a hard time starting things... no problem once they get going. Oh, and my hair is gonna stay blue, Blue I tell you!

*ahem*

Anyways, yay and thanks for the welcome XD

[Karuka]

Oh no...she ate the cookies.

Anyway, welcome to our insane little corner of the internet.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Don't worry, Karu. I've got this one covered.

*casts an anti-slavery field on Iras*

That should keep Witchy away until we can find a cure.

[Edward Judorne]

Actually, Witch has stopped with the poisoned cookies bit for the time being. Those are just normal cookies as far as I know.

[AdventWings]

That's what she wants you to think... ;)

Well, either way, since I've been foretold of your arrival by a reliable source, I've added antidotes to the croissant. Only works if it's eaten before Witchy's cookies, just in case she left some "live" ones in the platter... :D

[HikariAngel]

*enter reliable source*

Welcome to Althy, Iras.

[Iras Sarwing]

But... poison is a great cookie topping. Great on cake too. Especially if you're used to it, makes it so you don't have to share more then a slice or a single cookie.

[AdventWings]

Oh, yeah. Above all else, stay a good sword's length away from Letho. He's contagious.

:eek:

[Iras Sarwing]

Well... from his post i have a feeling that he would only get in close to attack, since I have blue hair not red. :p

[Letho]

I can work with blue. :D

Red is a preference, but what kind of a man would I be if I limited myself just to redheads?


Ha ha ha first Tayoitha, now her, who else will you hit on with pointy ears ya bastard?I believe it was actually Tayotihua. I miss her.

[Lucien]

I use to be the only woman in Letho's life.

Then he got his sight back.

Fuck.

[AdventWings]

And you're the one craving for interaction, Letho. :D

Oh, by the way, Murakama's waiting for Victor to post in that long-dead thread. Otherwise, we'll just give them amnesia and bury that incidience. ;)

[Iras Sarwing]

I use to be the only woman in Letho's life.

Then he got his sight back.

Fuck.

well, the answer to that is to take away his sight. I mean, that would work right?

[Witchblade]

Hmmm... blinding Letho, that would be rather interesting. He'd sleep with anything on two legs then, oh wait, he already does that.

[The Writing Writer]

Bazzing!

[MoonRunner]

Arn't Witchy's cookies ok now?

Anyway, welcome to Althanas the world were fun lurks in every shadow and wierdness prances in the streets. Mind your head and you'll have a blast. :-D

[HikariAngel]

He doesn't have to mind his head... that's his state of mind all day every day.

[Aeraul Smythe]

You're all fucked when Letho gets back.

...someone had to say it ._.