Schrodinger's Nirvana
02-12-08, 10:01 PM
It was Pombinger’s lucky day, or so he thought. The small-time thief had woken early to try and make the best of the day to actually find someone this time he could rough up and steal gold from. It was hard when you were a small-time dealer, with nobody to back you up when some idiot put up a fight. Of course, with him, any kind of fight would be enough, he was bone-thin, reeking slightly of alcohol and body odor and followed by a contingent of lice and flies so common with those that slept anywhere and any how. Pombinger's only gift was his tenacity to live on even when life had kicked him over and over again, and that gift was applied liberally to the world in general and anyone he might come across.
So here he was, in a convenient dark alleyway just behind Blorgsson's Rat Deli, getting high off the smell of deep-fried rat nuggets and potato shavings, having stalked his latest hit for the last hour or so (and seen the gold! The gold! And nobody else had tried anything!) and a woman appeared at his side. Stark naked. Not a stitch.
His jaw dropped into a crude grin; because the local molls wouldn't even let him have a peek, even if he actually had money or booze in which to bribe them with; arrogant bitches that they were. Of course, his appearance and smell didn't help, Pombinger’s skin was flaky, the remnants of a curse from a job gone horribly wrong, crawling with things that made him even itchier (but were at least tasty if they hatched out and he caught them in time). No, a moll wouldn't flash herself at him for a cheap thrill, not for anything. The big guys'd chase him away.
And here was a naked woman looking very worried, flustered and flat against the wall. Scared. Just like he liked them. This was his lucky day. The gods were smiling on him to be sure.
But Pombinger’s survival instinct still remained, and it screamed that he should follow the merchant and take everything he owned; because the body couldn’t go for too much longer without food. Of course gin was cheap, but gin also rotted your teeth and your vitals, like. And Pombinger’s higher survival skills weren’t sure if he had much left to…you know, survive with.
Still. Libido won out. It was a deranged, twisted thing, but there it was, giggling like a child and pointing, talking dirty and hot wiring his brain to ignore the rest of his brain throwing out warnings of how this wasn't normal.
“’Ello luv.” He drawled, putting away the dagger in his hand. Didn’t want her to take fright now…that'd come later...
“Oh for the love of me.” The woman muttered, coming out of her trance. Her plump face was marred by a look of disgust. “What hole did you crawl from, toad?”
This wasn’t on. Frowning, he decided that putting the knife away was a stupid idea and pulled it out for the world to see. “Oi.”
“Where am I?” She demanded. Her voice was unusual; probably from the upperclasses. The wife of a nobleman frittered away on gambling perhaps? “Look at me and answer, peon.”
Pombinger stopped. “E’what?”
“Never mind. Is there any where in this place where I might get some answers to…” Her voice trailed off. “Oh me, no. I’m naked.”
“Took yer long enough.”
“Shut up.”
He jerked forward, long spindly fingers wrapping around her wrist and holding her tight. “Don’t tell old Pom what to do, yer not the one with the knife here…”
"Unhand me." Her mouth was pulled into an ugly sneer, and for a moment, Pombinger thought he saw fangs. Not unusual, vampires were fairly normal. He just smiled and squeezed tighter. "Regardless of current events, I am advising you to take your hand off me now."
"Why?"
"Because I am not a nice person."
"Think I care?"
“No. But you should.” Her free hand came up, holding a queer lantern. "And wasting this on you hardly seems worth it. Have a nice reincarnation.” She said tiredly.
There was a brilliant white light and the shade of Pombinger faded, wandering briefly what in hell had just happened. He wouldn’t receive an answer either.
The magic - or at least what was left of it - was sucked back into the protective shell, and sighing, the woman straightened. The brief spatter of energy had marked her too; becoming a simple dress to mask her nakedness, but now she looked worn and tired. Picking up the lantern she walked out into the bright street and looked around the people going about their lives as if nothing happened.
It was a lucky day. Just not for some.
A hand ruffled long dark hair. "...Where am I?"
So here he was, in a convenient dark alleyway just behind Blorgsson's Rat Deli, getting high off the smell of deep-fried rat nuggets and potato shavings, having stalked his latest hit for the last hour or so (and seen the gold! The gold! And nobody else had tried anything!) and a woman appeared at his side. Stark naked. Not a stitch.
His jaw dropped into a crude grin; because the local molls wouldn't even let him have a peek, even if he actually had money or booze in which to bribe them with; arrogant bitches that they were. Of course, his appearance and smell didn't help, Pombinger’s skin was flaky, the remnants of a curse from a job gone horribly wrong, crawling with things that made him even itchier (but were at least tasty if they hatched out and he caught them in time). No, a moll wouldn't flash herself at him for a cheap thrill, not for anything. The big guys'd chase him away.
And here was a naked woman looking very worried, flustered and flat against the wall. Scared. Just like he liked them. This was his lucky day. The gods were smiling on him to be sure.
But Pombinger’s survival instinct still remained, and it screamed that he should follow the merchant and take everything he owned; because the body couldn’t go for too much longer without food. Of course gin was cheap, but gin also rotted your teeth and your vitals, like. And Pombinger’s higher survival skills weren’t sure if he had much left to…you know, survive with.
Still. Libido won out. It was a deranged, twisted thing, but there it was, giggling like a child and pointing, talking dirty and hot wiring his brain to ignore the rest of his brain throwing out warnings of how this wasn't normal.
“’Ello luv.” He drawled, putting away the dagger in his hand. Didn’t want her to take fright now…that'd come later...
“Oh for the love of me.” The woman muttered, coming out of her trance. Her plump face was marred by a look of disgust. “What hole did you crawl from, toad?”
This wasn’t on. Frowning, he decided that putting the knife away was a stupid idea and pulled it out for the world to see. “Oi.”
“Where am I?” She demanded. Her voice was unusual; probably from the upperclasses. The wife of a nobleman frittered away on gambling perhaps? “Look at me and answer, peon.”
Pombinger stopped. “E’what?”
“Never mind. Is there any where in this place where I might get some answers to…” Her voice trailed off. “Oh me, no. I’m naked.”
“Took yer long enough.”
“Shut up.”
He jerked forward, long spindly fingers wrapping around her wrist and holding her tight. “Don’t tell old Pom what to do, yer not the one with the knife here…”
"Unhand me." Her mouth was pulled into an ugly sneer, and for a moment, Pombinger thought he saw fangs. Not unusual, vampires were fairly normal. He just smiled and squeezed tighter. "Regardless of current events, I am advising you to take your hand off me now."
"Why?"
"Because I am not a nice person."
"Think I care?"
“No. But you should.” Her free hand came up, holding a queer lantern. "And wasting this on you hardly seems worth it. Have a nice reincarnation.” She said tiredly.
There was a brilliant white light and the shade of Pombinger faded, wandering briefly what in hell had just happened. He wouldn’t receive an answer either.
The magic - or at least what was left of it - was sucked back into the protective shell, and sighing, the woman straightened. The brief spatter of energy had marked her too; becoming a simple dress to mask her nakedness, but now she looked worn and tired. Picking up the lantern she walked out into the bright street and looked around the people going about their lives as if nothing happened.
It was a lucky day. Just not for some.
A hand ruffled long dark hair. "...Where am I?"