Muffins!

[Oneiro]

Got your attention? :p

Hello everyone. Nice site you have here, the most promising I've seen in years; so I've decided to stick around here for a while, see if it's really as nice as it seems to be from what I've read so far. If anyone's interested in writing, as soon as my character is approved, just drop me a message, I'd love to. :)

In the meanwhile, muffins for everyone. :D

[Crystal Suncrest]

*Hovers over a muffin that is almost as big as she is.*

"Oooh. Chocolate chip."

*Tears off a corner of the muffin and starts eating*

"I'll quest with you."

[Witchblade]

You are approved! ^_^

Welcome to Althanas and happy writing! If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here or PM any of us mods. We're more than happy to help.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

*tightly grips baseball bat*

We're a "cookies" group here, pal.

You take your dirty muffins outta' my block before I mess you up good.

And welcome to Althanas!

[Godhand]

You seem like a promising new guy. I look forward to seeing where you go with this character.

[Oneiro]

Thanks, everyone.

*O_O at the baseball bat*

Fine, no muffins for you, missy. I do not trust cookies. They're always so flat... and... crunchy. Ew.

And Crystal, thanks for the offer, I'll take you up on it in the near future, provided that I think of a decent plot opening in that timespan. If you've any ideas, please PM. :)

[Karuka]

Maddy, no open violence against the new people. *taps B&BE with a cattle prod*

He's actually quite gentle, I promise.

But why do you bring us baked goods? Normally it's the other way around, lol.

Oh well, muffins are good. *takes one of the banana bread ones* Thanks.

[Doomsday]

hihi and welcome

*gives kitty hugs*^^

hope you have lots of fun and maybe some time in the future we can RP together sometime.

[Empyrean]

Hey thar. :)

Glad you find us all so appealing. We try.

Enjoy the forums!

[Crystal Suncrest]

*tightly grips baseball bat*


"EEK! A fairy swatter! Someone save me!"

*Fires a Crystal Shot at Madison's left eye.*

[Cyrus the virus]

I promised you nothing, you liar!

[Crystal Suncrest]

I promised you nothing, you liar!

"Who said somebody promised you something? I don't see anything anywhere that says so. I'm confused..,"

*Looks over at Madison*

"...And scared"

[Cyrus the virus]

Nice site you have here, the most promising I've seen in years

.

[Crystal Suncrest]

"Lol

I get it now.

Yo, Cy-Vi, You want the rest of this muffin? I'm way to small to finish it myself."

[MoonRunner]

Greetings and welcome to Althanas, where fun lurks in every shadow and wierdness prances throughout the streets. Mind your head and ye'll have a blast.

*bows and offeres a doggie bag*

Here are some homemade goodies in return for the muffins and as a welcome gift (since that is what we do). Don't worry, I have no need for slaves, so they are not poisoned in any form or manner.

((Don't mind these people, they delight in being odd. lol, jk!)

[Karuka]

There's no "jk" about it. We people delight in being odd.

[Crystal Suncrest]

There's no "jk" about it. We people delight in being odd.

*Flies around MoonRunner repeatedly at high speeds. Obviously ate too much sugar today*

"Yupyupyupyupthatsrightwedefinatelydelightinbeingsi llygoofyandwhatnot"

[MoonRunner]

*Flies around MoonRunner repeatedly at high speeds. Obviously ate too much sugar today*

"Yupyupyupyupthatsrightwedefinatelydelightinbeingsi llygoofyandwhatnot"

Haha, I know, I only included to jk to maje sure I didn't hurt someone's feelings...my silly and weak attempt to be politically correct.

*tries to follow the fary's flight but ending up dizy and falling down*

[Crystal Suncrest]

"Ihavethateffectonpeople?
Whosnextwhosnextwhosnext?
Yournextyournextyournextyournext."

*Starts flying circles around Cyrus*

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Wait, which "odd" are we talking about here?

Crystal Suncrest kind of odd, or "threaten to oven roast an ex girlfriend's newborn baby (that she got pregnant with after cheating on you) for thanksgiving dinner" kind of odd?

[MoonRunner]

Odd: far out, quirky, crazy, funny, wierd, eccentric, wild, unusual, dieviant, fantastic, bizarre...etc...everyone is their own type of odd here, so, you choose. :-D

[AdventWings]

Oy. You three scared him away, Nyan.

Hey, Oniero! Come back! We promise we won't do anything too crazy when you're around. :D

Process Pending

[Melancor]

Hello there. *waves violently*

[SunDancer]

*grins*

Muffins!

*grabs an apple cinnamon one and takes a large bite before mumbling around it*

Thanks, man!

*swollows loudly*

Oh, yeah, and welcome!

[Lennara]

Welcome. I know I may be a little late on this... :) This is my first character in this forum too so we're adapting to the craziness at the same time. Great isn't it?

*laughs at Crystal's flightpattern*

"Cyrus is your head spinning yet?"

[Jack Lancer]

"Crickey. We are quite lucky to have stumbled upon this one. Just look at the joy and fear in this thread. Two new people must be nearby. I've spotted one of them. Never approach those new to althanas in a threatening manner if you don't want your arm chomped off. They can be extremely dangerous, and they tend to travel in packs."

*Approaches Oneiro*

"This breed is especially rare, nowadays. The experienced new player is definately not the type you want to piss off. If they wanted to, they could outwrite you and put the less experienced of us to shame."

*Walks over to Lennara*

Crikey! Now this is something you don't see everyday. This new writer was forced out into the open by a squeeky hammer and a rolled up newspaper, but despite the fact it seems horrible, It's best not to mess with the way nature works 'er magic."

"G'day Mates, and welcome to althanas."

[Oneiro]

Oy. You three scared him away, Nyan.

Hey, Oniero! Come back! We promise we won't do anything too crazy when you're around. :D

Process Pending

Haha, you didn't scare me away, I'm just busy as heck with university. I swear, if this goes on for a few more weeks I'll be mad as a hatter...

... just like you people. :D

Thanks everyone. I'm enjoying my time here.

[MoonRunner]

I'm glad ur enjoying this crazy bunch. *crosses fingers* here's hoping that a fellow colege student's load lightens quickly.

[AdventWings]

How many university students are there on Althanas?

And you best make the most out of being mad, Oniero. It's great for inspiration. :D

[MoonRunner]

Um, not sure. Karu, Lenarra, and I all go to the same college. I think Zook's taking a break. Besides that, I have no clue.

[Crystal Suncrest]

*Falls to the ground, dizzy from flying in circles*

"Did someone mention a collage? I made one once."