Squeak, Squeak Goes The Hammer

[Lennara]

Hello everyone,
Some of you have been introduced to me before now and others haven't. My name is Amber, now Lennara; I am Karuka Tida, Moonrunner, and Zook's friend. I have been forced to join at squeaking hammer point since I have been saying that I will join for three months now. Oh and newspaper roll point. So what I am saying is: hello all I am here now! YAY.

[MoonRunner]

Greetings and welcome to Althanas, where fun lurks in every shadow, and wierdness prances throughout the streets. Mind yer head, and ye'll have a blast!

*bows and offers a doggie bag*

Here are some homemade goodies, don't worry, I have no need for slaves, so they aren't poisoned.

(I didn't threaten her, but I did noodge her pleanty.)

Now! Let the fun, wacky, and crazy 'hazing' begin! *glomps the newbie*

[Godhand]

Look, I'm going to tell you right now so nobody else has to:

You better change that Goddamn font.

Sorry sweetheart but right now it's like a grape took a shit on my monitor and just looking at it is kind of making me angry.

[Lodekai]

Welcome from a fellow newbie. And listen to Godhand.. he's scary.

[Doomsday]

oh my, getting hit by a squeaky hammer is tough. Sorry you got forced into this but i hope that you have fun and the like. And if anyone made you join just so Max dirks will pay them then tell me so I can give them a nice cat scratch for being so greedy to use a toy hammer to badger you into joining.

But still I'm sure you'll have lots of fun. *kitty hugs*

You're friends are all quite helpful but if you need a little extra I don't mind talking or Rping with new people.

[MoonRunner]

Oh! And, roomie, you are required to read at these threads and keep up with them (actually, you're required to join the one w/Karu and Kary).

http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=105291#post105291

http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=10824

[Karuka]

MoonRunner and I made her join, but for Dirks's gold? Please.

Also, welcome, finally. Get your character registered pronto, missy.

And don't mind Godhand. I think he's just cranky because he's old. :p

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Karu, may I have special permission to pester and annoy your friend?

Welcome to Althanas, btw!

[Karuka]

No. No you may not have special friend-pestering permissions. Nor may you pick on my new newbie.

Or I'll hit you with the squeaky hammer.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I see that your answer was not a "yes". I'm thoroughly disappointed. After all I've done for you, too... The least you could do is give me her AIM screen name and half an hour.

[Karuka]

If she wants to talk to you, she'll be able to get your s/n easily enough.

[MoonRunner]

I alwo will bop you quite soundly on the head if you pester my roomie anything more than the standard 'hazing' that happens in these introduction threads.

(Not that she can't handle herself, it just took a lot of pestering to get her to join and NO one is allowed to scare her away!)

[Lennara]

Godhand: I can not help it that y'all chose to have shit brown as the background color for all posts. I do control the color that I use but hey I'll pick based on my mood. What can I say, I'm a non-conformist... :)
to everyone making me welcome: Thanks much and I look forward to getting to know you better.
to the person asking special permission to pester me: I am signing on AIM now. My s/n is collegebelle2010 and if you must pester me you will have 30 minutes to do so. After said 30 minutes is up you must be civilized and refrain from pestering.

[MoonRunner]

Hey, if u go to the bottom of the page, there is a window - near the contact us link - with an arrow pointing down. Evonature is green (really nice).

[The Writing Writer]

I prefer the dark setting. Whodda thunk it?

Welcome. Here's some saliva taken from a goose. *presents*

[Zook Murnig]

Don't I get credit, Karuka, for finally getting her to register? It wasn't easy, rolling up that newspaper!

Welcome to Althanas, though I've already said similar things multiple times just within the past few hours, and to your face.

[Karuka]

No credit for you.

[Cyrus the virus]

If you post in character using a colored font I'll slap you.

Also, you can change your background under user options, the evonature skin is the best one :D

Also, post right now.

[HikariAngel]

*kitty glomps*

Hiya! Welcome! Nyan!~

*licks*

Your green font tastes like a yummy apple~

[Dallas Texas]

Squeeky hammers? The inflatable kind? I've seen those before.

*Pulls out pencil and searches for squeeky hammer to pop.*

Also, mind putting the 30 minutes of pestering in the random IM thread?

Oh, one more thing.

*Steals newspaper from Zook and makes a pirate hat from it, instantly putting it on Lennara's head.

Welcome to Althanas, kid.

[Chiroptera]

Velcome! What's with all the "glomping" going on? I thought sexual harrassment was illegal.

[Camella]

Velcome! What's with all the "glomping" going on? I thought sexual harrassment was illegal.

*Glomps on Chiroptera*

O_o

[Lennara]

The Writing Writer: Is there a story behind the goose saliva that I should know or is it just some random thing that you do?
Zook/Karu: I love you both. Now stop fighting before I pull out the squeaking hammer!!!
Cyrus the Virus: I detest being blase and that is why I use the colors. I still have to make my character. What's the rush?!
Hikari Angel: I am glad that someone likes my font. :)
Dallas Texas: I don't still have the thiry minutes of conversation but suffice it to say that I got what I asked for.
*accepting hat* wow, this is quite fashionable. I shall wear it always... well, until it falls apart.
Chiroptera: I guess I am just one of those people that everyone likes to harrass, hence the glomping.

[Cyrus the virus]

Use all the colors you like as long as you don't do it in character!

Speed up the character making :)

[Call me J]

Velcome! What's with all the "glomping" going on? I thought sexual harrassment was illegal.

Please report everyone besides me who posted in this thread to the authorities.

[Reiko]

You guys should leave her be about the fonts. I think they're pretty and it's nice to see someone try something new. It's up to her if she has them or not.

And if Cyrus hits anyone I'm throwing him into the sugar pit until he dies from cavities.

[AdventWings]

Welcome to the Board, Amber! :)

Stop by at the Bazaar and grab yourself some gears you missed out in the RoG.

I personally recommend the Weapons of the Outlanders. They got gunz.

;)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Hey, at least nobody has taken any nibbles out of her yet, amiriighorwhaa?

[Cyrus the virus]

You guys should leave her be about the fonts. I think they're pretty and it's nice to see someone try something new. It's up to her if she has them or not.

Hey, it's not like she's taking offense.

Better yet, she's not taking offense IN COLOR! Woop.

[Karuka]

*nose beeps Cyrus*

Be nice. It was hard enough work getting her to create an account.

[Cyrus the virus]

I'm very nice.

And single, ladies.

[Godhand]

Please report everyone besides me who posted in this thread to the authorities.

What?

[AdventWings]

Bad Cyrus. Down, boy. ;)

On a lighter note, you can use whatever font you want. Just make sure it's not too hard for others to read, Nyan.

And the Authorities has Spoken: Call me J has been arrested for sexual harassment.

[Camella]

COLORS are PRETTY.

But they can be hard on the eyes sometimes and hard to read at others.

(I'd go with green font to avoid too many problems. Either that or red.)

One last thing. The reason you don't want to do colors is character updates always have the new stuff in a different color.

PS. Sorry about all the colors Cyrus. I had to test them all out in order to give her and myself an idea of how they looked on the boards.

Edit:Red is the only color that shows up equally well on all board types.

[MoonRunner]

I'm very nice.

And single, ladies.

But are you elligable? lol, jk!

[Cyrus the virus]

I have a penis and a job :)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Ladies...

I have the two mentioned above AND a car.

PM me for mah cell phone number, bishes. We'll go out, have dinner, then maybe I'll cheat on you, whattayasay?

[Karuka]

*Bops B&BE on the nose*

Down boy.

[Camella]

"You forgot to bop Cyrus, Methinks."

Don't worry. I'll protect you from big bad Cyrus. If he tries anything, I'll show him colors

(What else am I supposed to do? He's a much higher level than me.)

[Karuka]

I beeped Cyrus's nose. What do you expect from me?

[Camella]

Oh yea, I forgot. Still, that was before his penis comment, but it will do.

[Cyrus the virus]

I hope you aren't denying that I have a penis. I would really hate to have to prove it to you.

Really, really hate...

[MoonRunner]

*bops cyrus on the nose*

For good measure.

[Lennara]

Down boys Down! Camella thanks for all the advice with the colors. Methinks that to keep them all quiet me will just post in the default. Call Me J, where have you been? You came in a little late on here and just to tell me to arrest the sexual deviants... tsk tsk tsk. Thanks for everyone sticking up for the colors! To be quick though it is easy to use the defaults. By the way, my character is almost done and could be posted as soon as tonight or as late as Friday. We will see. :)

[MoonRunner]

yay! she's almost done w/her character!
*dances around delightedly*

[Lavinian Pride]

Velcome to my sekret underground lair. Iz not so secret, nor underground now iz it? I must fire ze retail assistant.

If youz iz wishing for roleplayink, you have come to ze right place.

If youz is not wishing for roleplayink, zen run, very very fast!

[Karuka]

Stop telling her to run, dammit, it was hard work getting her here!