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SnootchyBootchykins
02-29-08, 04:49 PM
I've been splitting my online time, mostly on Althanas and half on e-mail and looking for recipes for the gaint red recipe book I bought myself for Christmas. I can remember there being a recipe thread on here once before, but it was mostly filled with little snack favorites. Now that a while has gone by and a lot of the people like me who were in high school when they started writing on Althanas have fled the nest and have learned to cook for themselves. I think. ANYWHO. Favorite recipes? I've a few to share myself.

Nacho Casserole (World famous. XD At least into Canada, since I fed it to Shadar, and he gave it the thumbs up. AWESOME for a gaming session, or a day long Althanas posting marathon. With a decent sized cass. dish, it'll feed at least 5 people.)

Need:
1 bag tortilla chips.
1 can condensed mushroom soup (think Campbells)
1 lb ground hamburger (I've made it with 2 lbs before for someone who wanted it really meaty, and it was good too.)
Shredded cheese. I usually use half a block, or 1 bag preshredded. You can use as much as you want. Cheesiness is awesome.
Toppers - Totally optional - I usually dice up some tomatoes, sautee onions, green peppers and mushrooms together, make guacamole and set out some sour cream and salsa buffet style for people to toss onto their casserole when they go to eat it. It really makes it more like nachos. I usually set aside an avacado and eat it with salt while I wait for the hamburger to brown. Yum!

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees, in a skillet, start the hamburger meat browning.
In a saucepan, heat up the mushroom soup. Instead of adding a full can of water as the directions likely say, only add half a can. You want it a little thick. In a smaller skillet start to heat the onions, pepper and mushrooms if you want to have those as part of the toppers.
In the casserole dish, layer tortilla chips, 1/3 of the cheese. When the mushroom soup is heated up, put a thin layer of it over the chips and cheese then set back on the oven to keep warm.
When the hamburger meat is done, layer a little more than half on top of the other stuff in the casserole dish.
Repeat layers as so:chips, just enough to cover the layers you've just done, the rest of the meat, a thin layer of the mushroom soup (it's ok if you have some left over) and the rest of the cheese.
Put the casserole dish in the oven, should be warm enough by now. Keep an eye on it, and when the cheese is all melted and gooey, it's done. You can top it how you wish, but it's awesome alone too.


Dream Puffs w/ whipped cream and chocolate (A huge hit with the kids I used to watch, and pretty much anyone else with a sweet tooth. Bad for diabetics. Vrry bad. XD But I can't help myself anyway.)

Need:
1 cup of water
1/2 c (one stick) unsalted butter, cut into pieces (If you do do the sticks, pay attention that one stick is 1/2 a cup. It's rare, I think, but there are some that have more than 1/2 cup per stick.
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup all-purpose flour
4 eggs
whipped cream
chocolate syrup
strawberries and/or raspberries, washed and cut up - just optional. Small pieces of banana are really good, especially with strawberry.

Directions:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees and line baking sheets with parchment paper, and set aside.
In saucepan, combine the water, butter, sugar and salt and bring it to a boil over medium-high heat. Stir it with a wooden spoon until the butter melts. It'll take about two minutes.
Add flour, stirring CONSTANTLY, until the dough dries a little and starts to form a ball. It'll take about 3 to 5 minutes.
Remove it from the heat, and keep stirring until the dough cools down a little.
If you have an electric mixer, it'll make this so much easier. Add your eggs, one at a time, beating it on high. Or get a strong guy to beat the eggs with a whisk/rubber spatula like fucking hell as you add them. Stop beating when the mix gets glossy, and the eggs are pretty evenly distributed.
If you don't have pastry bags, use a ziplock bag with a small part of one of the bottom edges cut off, and fill it with the dough. Your going to pipe mounds of the dough, about an inch wide and an inch high, leaving 2 inches between each mound, onto your baking sheet.
Bake until puffy and golden brown, which will take about 15-20 minutes. Keep an eye on them while they're baking, they're easy to burn, and some ovens will bake faster than others. You'll know they're done not only by how they look but when you gently tap them, they'll sound hollow.
When you take them from the oven, poke a hole in them with a toothpick/skewer/small knife/rapier to let the steam escape from them, and let them cool for about 5 - 10 minutes. Basically, while the next batch is baking, leave this one alone. When you go to take that one out of the oven, that's when you can continue to mess with this one.
Slice the tops off with a serrated knife. It'll make it easier. Sawing motion, just like cutting bread. Be gentle! They'll be hollow, so fill them whipped cream and the berries, if you want the berries in it. Replace the tops and drizzle with chocolate syrup.
This recipe will make about 24 of the little suckers, and they're so yummy!



Beef potstickers w/ sweet and sour sauce (I'd say this one is for the weeaboos, but it's one of my favorite things to make, and Jenn can attest for how good it is. It take a while to make, and it's not nearly authentic asian, but a very Americanized version. Start at least an hour and a half before you plan on eating. It's fun to make with friends, and getting people to help will make it go by much faster.)

Need for Potstickers:
Wanton skins - You don't necessarily have to go to an asian market to get them. I find them pretty easily at Wal-Mart, usually by the organic food section in produce.
1 lb ground beef
1 egg
3 saltine crackers
Worchestershire Sauce
ketchup
Grey Poupon - Optional, I only add this in when I'm feeling like having a little spice
canned chicken broth - I usually load up, because not only are they uisually like 50 cents a can, if I make rice with this dish, I boil the rice in chicken broth instead of water, and add butter after it's cooked to make it really flavorful and yummy. Just for the potstickers, you might need as many as 4 cans. Also, sometimes I like to put some shredded cheese into the potsticker mix, but it's optional.

Need for sweet and sour sauce:
1/4 cup pineapple juice
1/4 cup distilled white vinegar
3 tablespoons packed brown sugar
1 1/2 tablespoons ketchup
1 teaspoon cornstarch, dissolved in 2 teaspoons water

Directions:

On this one, totally wash your hands. Get a big bowl, and dump the hamburger meat and eggs in it. Crush up the crackers and add them. Slop a bunch of W. sauce and a little bit of soy sauce in it. You want the meat to be wet, and flavorful, but not floating in sauce, so use your best judgement. Add a little bit of ketchup. You're basically making meatloaf at this point. The grey poupon if you want it in there, some shredded cheese if you want, and use your hands to mix everything together. Knead it like dough, don't be afraid of getting your hands gross.
Get the soap and wash the gunk off your hands and out from under your fingernails.
Okay, get a small glass of water and a few plates. A small plate for working wtih the wantons, a big plate to put the finished ones on. You also want a bunch of paper towels.
On the small plate, place a wanton skin, take a teaspoon and put a dollop of the meat mixture. Take your finger, dip it in water, and wet 2 side edges of the skin, in a 90 degree or ^ shape, get it? Now, fold over the two dry sides onto them. The wanton skins come coated lightly in flour, so the wet sides will use the flour to make an edible glue and stick the whole thng together. You'll have something that looks like a triangle. Wet the two points on either side, fold them to the other side. Wet that top point and fold it down. You've got meat wrapped in the skin. Set it aside on the plate.
You're going to want to keep moist paper towels, and with each layer of wantons, top with a sheet of wet paper towel. It'll keep the wantons from drying out while you're working, which makes for crunchy wanton edges, which isn't what we want on this recipe. Keep making those potstickers until you run out of wanton skins or meat mix. Depending on how many skins you have or how thick you pack the wanton skins (you don't want it so thick you can't close them), you'll end up making 50 - 80 of the little suckers. See why I say it helps to have someone making them with you?
In the middle of stuffing the wanton skins, you're going to want to take a break. When you do, start the sweet and sour sauce. Combine the juice, vinegar, brown sugar and ketchup in a saucepan, and bring it to a simmer. When you mix the cornstarch with water, you're going to want to stir it really good, and it'll need stirring again if you made it earlier before starting this whole shebang to disolve everything again. Add the cornstarch solution to the rest of the stuff in the pot after it starts simmering. Stir it. You'll want to stir it while it cooks, but once it's been cooking for about ten minutes, put it on a back burner on low heat to keep it warm.
Crack open a couple of cans of chicken broth. If you're making rice with this, now's a good time to start it, because you're about to get kind of busy. Heat a pan up on one of the front burners. Make sure you have a lid for it, or a plate big enough to use as a lid. Make sure the skillet gets HOTHOTHOT! The best way to tell if it's ready is to get your fingers wet and fling the water onto the pan. If it slides across and sizzles up, it's ready. Don't use a nice, brand new pot. It could get ruined. If you need a new pot, you can find a pot with a lid for like 2 bucks at Wal-Mart. Cheap enough that if you fuck something up, it won't be a huge ruin of your cookware.
Drop potstickers into the pot. Make sure they aren't touching, about an inch apart. Depending on how big the pot is, you can fit 5-10 of the little suckers on there. Count the seconds or watch the clock; let them sit there and cook WITHOUT YOU TOUCHING THEM for a minute and a half. It's hard. You'll thnk you're burning them, but it's okay. Don't touch.
After the minute and a half, dump some chicken broth on them, just enough so they're sitting it and toss on the lid to the pan. Watch the clock or count seconds again. Don't remove the top for anything for another two full minutes. The agony of smelling yummy food and wondering if it's burning is less awful than undercooked meat.
Remove the lid. The potstickers will look like little wrinkled testicles. I bet that's an appetizing thought, eh? Drain what broth is left, transfer the potstickers to a clean plate. Keep the plate in the microwave or oven to help keep them warm. Use a rag to wipe the moister from your pot, put it back on the burner. Wait until it's hot enough again; it should take long. Repeat the drop and wait process.
When you're waiting for the pan to get hot enough to do the last batch of potstickers, that's when you're going to want to take the sweet and sour sauce off the hot burner (it shouldn't have been hot enough to be simmering anyway) and let it stand aside to cool a little. It'll thicken up while it cools, but it'll probably still be thinner than the sweet and sour sauce you get at a chinese restaurant. It's all good, man. You just made sweet and sour sauce from scratch.
When that last batch is done, dinner is ready to be served. I usually put down rice on the plate, heap on potstickers to the rice and drizzle with the sauce, and a little bit of soy sauce too. A good side dish, if you're cooking dinner for someone important/special and you want it to be a full meal is some stir fried vegetables.



Whee. Lots of typing. I'll add more stuff on here if anyone is interested. But definately let me see your recipes too!

Nephilium
02-29-08, 10:12 PM
Not sure what to title it as it was an experiment that turned out great.

Need:

One large head of broccoli
1/2 cup of milk
1 8oz container of sourcream
1 small block of Velveeta
4 cups of water
3-5 chicken breasts

Directions:

1. Cut ALL of the stem off of the broccoli
2. Dice Velveeta into quarter inch cubes
3. Slice chicken breasts into Thin strips
4. Add all ingredients into large pot and cook over medium heat. Stir every minute or so making sure to scrape the bottom.
5. Allow to boil down until the sauce is thickened somewhat.

Serve over rice or pasta

Chili

Need:

2 TB garlic powder
2 cans tomato sauce
1/3 C flour
5 TB chili powder
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
2 1/2 tsp. Cumin
3 TB Veggie oil
Salt and Pepper
1-2 lbs. of ground meat
4 cups water
1-2 cans of precooked beans (optional) Type of beans (optional)
1 diced onion (optional)
Prep: Mix flour, chili powder, 1 tsp. of cumin, salt and pepper in a small bowl.

Directions
1. Heat oil over medium heat and brown meat.
2. While browning add a pinch of salt and cumin
3. Drain excess fat and transfer to a large pot
4. Add flour mixture the pot and stir to coat meat.
5. Add tomato sauce, water, (onion and beans, optional). ((More may be needed depending on cooking time and the consistency wanted.))
6. Add cayenne and a few dashes of cumin to taste.
7. Bring mixture to boil then reduce heat, cover and simmer for about an hour. (More time my be needed to cook out the taste of flour. Also the longer the cooking time the more the flavors intertwine and blossom.)

((If you want more of a bite to it add in extra cumin.))

Spiced Tea

Need:

1. Three bags of basic black tea
2. One apple, cored but unpeeled
3. Cinnamon, allspice, and ginger
4. One large coffee filter
5. Six inches of sewing thread.

Directions:

1. In a LARGE pot bring 6 to 10 cups of water to a steady simmer and drop the apple in.
2. Place spices in the coffee filter and tie shut with the string. (If you are using cinnamon sticks don't bother with the filters.)
3. Place spices in the water and make sure the heat is on low. DO NOT BOIL!!! Allow spices and apple to simmer for 10 to 20 minutes.
4. Turn heat off and place tea bags in the water.

Can be served hot or cold.


I would give you the recipe for my Tea Cakes but I just toss in flour, sugar, cinnamon, eggs, butter and milk then work it and add in extras until it feels correct.

When you work the dough DO NOT work for over a minute at a time. Allow to refrigerate for five minutes between each kneading session. If the butter heats up it will fuse to the flour in an undesirable manner and make the Tea Cakes hard when cooked.

Wrap and cool for an hour prior to cooking, baking sheet should be lightly buttered and bake at 325 for ten min or until just turning brown. Roll into balls before placing on the cookie sheet.

Bleater
03-01-08, 09:18 PM
Kingston Chicken
(Caribbean Chicken and Rice)

Whacha Need:

-Boneless, Skinless Chicken Tenderloins. Fresh (not frozen, ya slacker). Amount depends on how many people you're feeding. A pound or two is usually good.
-Get you some rice. I highly suggest jasmine rice for it.
-Mai Thai cocktail mix. Or hell, a mai thai itself.
-Any southwest or cajun spices. Emeril's Southwestern usually works the best, but some cajun spices can work too.
_Worchestershire sauce.
-One lemon.
-One lime.
-Minced Garlic.
-Black Pepper.

How Ya Make It:
1) First, get a plastic, sealable zipper bag and put in: Some Mai Thai mix (a good drink's worth), a little pepper, squeeze the lemon out in it, and put a small (small!) bit of the season spice in. Drop yer chicken in there. Seal it. Fridge it for at least an hour. 3-4 is ideal.

2) Once marinated, take all the ingredients. Start makin your rice.

3) Dump the chicken into a skillet on medium heat. Use a little of the marinate to form a bit of sauce in there. Add a little worchestershire, usually about 1 1/2 tsp.

4) As the "sauce" comes to a boil, flip chicken. Add a small small pinch of minced garlic, and spice seasonings (to taste).

5) The down side of the chicken should start to blacken slightly, and the sauce should begin boiling away a little by this point (usually within 5-7 min.) Flip the chicken again. Add more garlic (to taste) and squeeze half a lime over it. Reduce heat to low.

6) After about 5 minutes, the other side should start darkening. Pan toss simmer for another 2 minutes. Collect your rice and put it on a plate.

7) Place Tenderloins over a bed of rice. Any leftover "sauce" can be poured lightly over the entire thing for added flavor. Serve with sides of your choice. Steamed, fresh, whole green beans tends to go best, but steamed asparagus is great with it too.

8) Enjoy!

Skie and Avery
03-02-08, 04:09 PM
Oooo! Sounds delicious guys! Thanks for sharing. Got a recipe here that was posted on a livejournal cooking group I subscribe to, and then a bread recipe.

Potato Broccoli Gratin

Need:
1 1/2 lbs potatoes, thinly sliced.
2 large heads of broccoli, stems thinly sliced and florets cut into bite sized chunks
1 medium onion, chopped. (Personally, I'd probably just use half an onion. I like the flavor, but it can get too overpowering for me.)
2 cloves garlic, chopped. (or a dash of garlic salt, to taste)
butter
half and half
vegetable broth
About 2 cups worth of extra sharp cheddar cheese
2 tablespoons flour
salt, pepper, nutmeg, mustard powder

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees
Sautee onion and garlic lightly in butter and mix with potatoes, broccoli and some salt.
Spread in greased baking pan
In saucepan, melt butter and lightly brown flour before adding a cup of half and half and a cup of broth. Bring to a simmer and mix in most of the cheese and all of the spices.
Once cheese is melted, pour sauce over potatoes and broccoli in pan, top with remaining cheese.
Bake for an hour to an hour and a half, until vegetables are tender.


Football Day Honey Whole Wheat Bread
The directions of this recipe are timed for football games, but when I don't have one to act as a timer, I just guesstimate. I've never fucked up this recipe, so I'm pretty sure it's hard to do. *thumbs up*

Need:
1 1/2 cups milk
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 cup molasses
2 teaspoons salt
1 package active dry yeast
1 cup warm water
1 tablespoon honey
1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
3/12 to 4 cups whole wheat flour

30 minutes before kickoff:
1. In a 2-qt saucepan, scald the milk by bringing it to a simmer over medium heat and immediately remving it as soon as you see bubbles. Add the oil, molasses, and salt to the milk and let it cool to about 110 degrees Fahrenheit (a bit warmer than the inside of your mouth).
2. In a large mixing bowl, sprinkle the yeast over the warm water and add honey. Allow to proof for three minutes.
3. Add the milk-oil mix to the yeast mix. Stir in all-purpose flour and 2 cups o whole wheat flour. Add remaining whole wheat flour 1/2 cup at a time, kneading with each addition until you have made a soft dough.
4. Place dough on a lightly floured work surface and knead until it has become elastic and smooth, which will take about 10 minutes. Put the dough in a lightly greased bowl and turn it to coat. Cover and let rise until almost doubled in bulk. It'll take about an hour.

During half time:
5. Punch down the dough and let it rest for five minutes. Form into two loaves and placed in well-greased loaf pans. Using vegetable oil, lightly oil the tops of the bread dough. Cover and let them rise until they are almost doubled.
6. Preheat your oven now to 375 degrees while waiting for them to rise.

After the third quarter:
7. When the loaves have doubled in size, bake for 25 - 30 minutes, until they sound hollow when they are tapped and a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Let them cool for 5 minutes, then remove them from the loaf pans.

I like to make these on the weekend and then for the week, cut thick slices, toast them and sprinkle them with cinnamon, sugar and syrup for breakfast for me and the kiddos. This is a good recipe to get kids involved in too! They have a blast, especially when it comes to kneading and punching the dough and get a little lesson in math and science. And if you make this during a football party, don't expect it to last long! Everyone likes to dig in at bread fresh from the oven. x.x Heh heh.

Skie and Avery
03-07-08, 12:47 AM
My roomie bought a "skillet meal" from Wal-Mart (It was the Wal-Mart brand Sam's Choice) called something along the lines of Greek Style Chicken. It was absolutely delicious, and with a little bit of debate while we were eating, we came up with our own recipe for the same dish that tastes pretty comparable.

Ingredients:

1. Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts
2. Mediterranean Style Italian Dressing
3. 1 Lemon
4. 2 ripe tomatoes
5. Olives, rinsed and cut up
6. Salt and Pepper to Taste
7. Crumbled Feta cheese
8. Bell peppers
9. Mushrooms
10. Yellow onion

Directions:

1. In a skillet, heat some oil, about three tablespoons is fine. Just eyeball it.
2. Chop up thawed chicken breasts into bite-sized pieces. Place them in a bowl and cover with dressing to marinate while the oil is heating. Squeeze the juice of the lemon into the marinade as well.
3. Chop up 1 bell pepper, mushrooms and onion (as much as you want and anything can be left out of these three ingredients).
4. When the oil is hot, toss the onion, pepper and mushroom in and saute until onion is tender and slightly transparent. Mushrooms and peppers should be hot and your kitchen should smell really yummy! :)
5. Remove the sauteed vegetables onto a plate and put aside, toss in the marinated chicken and enough "sauce" that it was marinated in to have the chicken chunks sitting in liquid, but not by more than half, or covered in it.
6. Chop the tomatoes up.
7. It should take about ten minutes for the chicken to cook through, when the biggest pieces are pierced and no longer pink inside. Most of the liquid should have cooked down by now, but if there's still a lot, drain the chicken. You want a little bit of the sauce, but not much.
8. Toss in the tomatoes, olives and sauteed vegetables, and sit around on the heat a couple of minutes to bring the vegetables back up to heat. Remove from the burner, turn your oven off.
9. Top in the pan with as much crumbled feta cheese as your heart desires, and serve.

We stuffed this into pita bread pouches to eat it and it was SO yummy!

Zook Murnig
03-26-08, 04:28 PM
This is Manda; here's a rich little recipe that's fun to share with a friend.

Mint Chocolate Banana Slices

Ingredients
1 banana per 2 servings.
Hershey's chocolate sauce
Bailey's Irish Cream
chopped up Andes mints.

A few hours before you intend to serve, slice bananas thinly, and in a small bowl drizzle chocolate sauce and a little (or a lot, depending on the alcoholic tastes of your guests) of the Bailey's. Toss the bowl into the freezer. Chop the mints and put those in the fridge. Just before serving, sprinkle the mint pieces on top of the chocolate and cream covered bananas and divide into separate bowls. It's cool and rich. Perfect for summer.

Tshael
04-12-08, 03:48 AM
I just made Lemonberry Butter Braids tonight, and thought I'd give you guys the recipe. Of course, I have to include pix....or it didn't happen.

First, start off with a willing accomplice you can blame crap on. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316002.jpg) I chose the three year old in Batman underwear. Also, a few notes on cooking with kids: it's awesome. It's a great way to help teach math and reading skills, and picky eaters are more apt to try something new if they helped to make it. Just keep in mind to assign them tasks that are age appropriate and make it fun. The three year old has trouble with colors, so we worked on finding certain colors on food labels, in food itself, and on utensils (my mixing cups are a different color for each size). Don't get pissed if they make a little mess. What's the point in making bread if flour doesn't get everywhere?

Next, your ingredient list.

For Butter Braids, you'll need:
1 cup milk
1/2 cup butter (one stick) cut into pieces
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 envelope of dry active yeast
1/4 cup of warm water
1 large egg, beaten and room temperature
About 4 cups of unbleached all purpose flour
1 large egg, beaten and mixed with 2 tablespoons of water

For the Lemon Berry filling, you'll need:
Jar of strawberry preserves
5 egg yolks (yes, yolks. No whites. It's not that hard to do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm4U-kQhQ7s&NR=1).)
1 cup of sugar
4 lemons, zested (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtIvzVYgbuo).
The juice of two lemons
1/2 cup or one stick of butter, cut into small pats.

By the way, you don't have to use this filling. Where I got the recipe, it called for raspberry jam, and someone suggested cream cheese and blueberry. Have fun with it, and try herbs and cheese or whatever you're craving! The Lemon Berry filling is one I like. It wasn't too sweet or too tart.

Alright, here goes! Gather the kids, it's time to get cooking!

Scald one cup of milk in a medium saucepan. Basically, I just heated it until it was simmering and hot and you could smell cooking milk. Add sugar and salt, stir well. Remove from the heat and add the butter, leaving it alone until the butter has melted. Pour it into a medium bowl and stir until well mixed. In another bowl, pour 1/4 cup of warm water and sprinkle one envelope of active dry yeast. Stir until dissolved and let it sit for ten minutes. Once it's sat, you'll probably have to give it a good stir again and add it and one beaten egg to the milk mixture. Stir (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316003-1.jpg) in flour 1/2 cup at a time until soft, slightly sticky dough forms. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316005-1.jpg) Lightly grease a large bowl and add the dough, turning it until it's coated all around. Cover it with a kitchen towel and leave it in a warm, undrafty place to rise until it's doubled. It'll take about two hours.

Now, you start the filling. Add enough water to the inside of a medium saucepan to fill it up about an inch. Put the heat on medium and in a bowl, zest four lemons or get someone who will gladly do it for you. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316006-1.jpg) Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a measuring cup and add enough water so that you have 1/3 of a cup of liquid. You may not need to add water. Add the juice to the bowl of zest, and stir in sugar and egg yolks. Whisk until smooth. When the water in the pot is simmering, turn down the heat, put a metal bowl on top of the pan, and continually whisk for seven minutes. (You have to do it continually or you'll end up cooking the yolks. You want a custard, not scrambled eggs.) I didn't have a metal bowl, but I did have a little steamer basket for veggies, which I covered in tin foil and used in lieu of said metal bowl. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316009-1.jpg) Work in butter one or two pieces at a time. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316011.jpg) Don't add more until the one or two you drop in have melted. When they've all melted, you can toss this stuff in a container and refridgerate. It will last a month in the fridge, by the way. Mine came out more runny than a custard consistency, which was why I decided to add the strawberry. Spoon about a third of the strawberry preserve into a bowl. Add a few tablespoons of the lemon curd you just whipped up, sprinkle some sugar onto it and stir it up really well.

When your dough has risen (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316012.jpg), lightly grease your cookie sheets. I did this by rubbing a stick of butter across it. Turn your dough out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead it for a couple of minutes, until it's smooth. Divide it in half and then divide each half into three parts (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316013.jpg). Roll each piece between your hand to make a rope, just under 18 inches long. Then roll them flat, so that they are a couple inches wide and roughly the same length. Spoon filling along the length of each, and then roll them over to close the filling inside the dough. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316014-1.jpg) Brushing the edges of the dough with water will help to seal them. Braid the ropes, pinching the ends closed and tucking them neatly under/around each other. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316015-1.jpg) Cover them with a kitchen towel and let them rise for an hour. When they've risen, preheat your oven to 350 degrees and brush the braids with an egg wash (one beaten egg mixed in two tablespoons of water.) Bake them for about 25 minutes or until golden brown (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316017.jpg) and when you lift them up with a spatula and tap the bottom, it sounds hollow. Transfer to wire racks (I just set the baking sheet on top of a skillet that was on the stove. It works, it cooled quickly and the bread wasn't overdone.) and let cool.

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Trying out the first piece. I put some honey on top:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/0316020-1.jpg

It was great. Not too sweet, not too tart.

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RumpleGrumblePuss
04-20-08, 09:13 PM
Rosemary and Fennel Potato soup

1 8oz container of heavy cream
10 – 15 potatoes peeled (I use a mix of red and russet potatoes)
1TB dried rosemary ground into a powder
½ - 1 TB dried fennel ground into a powder (Fennel has a strong black liquorice taste)
¼ stick of butter
4-6 cups of water
Salt and pepper to taste

1. Peel, wash and cube potatoes
2. In a large pot toss in potatoes, heavy cream, butter, dry ingredients and enough water to barely cover the potatoes. Med. heat. Do not boil.
3. Stir often. Let cook until potatoes are done then wait another 10 min. You want the potatoes to be very soft.
4. Remove around 1 cup of potatoes only and place in a separate bowl. Mash into oblivion and return to soup.

If you prefer a thicker soup. Take 1 cup of the liquid and place in a bowl then add 2 TB of corn starch and mix VERY WELL, then add back into soup and stir well.

This is a very basic version. I normally add corn, peas and carrots into the soup and serve with crackers and shredded cheese. Chicken would also be a good idea to add, shredded not cubed.

Tshael
04-20-08, 09:32 PM
Psychedelic Cheesecake

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/l_c474493ecd3a300d070c0c930918b34d.jpg

I made this for my little sister's birthday. It's really rich, and pretty damn easy.

First, I made a brownie base. I got a store mix for fudge brownies to save time. Two boxes of mix was enough to make three cheesecake bases. You could get a premade graham cracker or oreo crust, or do something homemade. If you do the brownie crust (which I heartily recommend), make sure you only pour the batter 1/2 inch thick in the bottom of a pie tin. Guesstimating is fine. Bake the brownie as you normally would, until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out mostly clean and take it out, letting it cool completely.

Cheesecake ingredients:
16 oz of cream cheese, room temperature.
1/2 cup of sugar
2 or 3 tsp vanilla extract. Add almond extract if you like.
2 large eggs
1/4 cup sour cream
Lots of food coloring. =P

1.Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
2.In a large bowl, beat cream cheese, sugar, vanilla and almond extract until smooth. You'll want an electric mixer for this. I tried to hand beat it for all of five minutes until I just fucking gave up and started calling aunts until I found someone with an electric handheld mixer I could borrow.
3.Beat in eggs one at a time, then add in sour cream.
4.Divide mixture into 6 (or however many colors you'd like) small bowls and add a different color to each one.
5. Drizzle, speckle, spatter, pour the batters on top of the brownie. Get creative, make patterns or just get Jackson Pollock with it.
6. Bake about 35 minutes, until the center is pretty much set when you jiggle the pie tin a bit. Allow to cool completely and toss it in the refrigerator. Run a knife around the edges of the tin to release it before you take it out.

For some reason, people who smoke pot seem to really appreciate this cheesecake. I'm not trying to stereotype....just saying. XD

The side view (through some Tupperware), showing the thickness of the brownie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/cupcakes002.jpg

Godhand
04-20-08, 09:36 PM
A drink.

Step one: Buy a good German potato vodka.

Step two: Pour it into a glass.

Step three: Drink it, you stupid fuck.

Step four: Yeahhh....

Time For Future Girl!
09-24-08, 12:32 PM
Buttermilk biscuits:

Ingredients:
2 c all purpose flour
4 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
2 heaping tablespoons butter
2 heaping tablespoons shortening
1 c chilled buttermilk

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 450 degrees (oven temps vary. Mine does best at 425 with this recipe). In a large mixing bowl, combine flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Using your fingertips, rub butter and shortening into dry ingredients until mixture looks like crumbs. (The faster the better, you don't want the fats to melt.) Make a well in the center and pour in the chilled buttermilk. Stir just until the dough comes together. The dough will be very sticky.
Turn dough onto floured surface, dust top with flour and gently fold dough over on itself 5 or 6 times. Press into a 1-inch thick round. Cut out biscuits with a 2-inch cutter, being sure to push straight down through the dough. Place biscuits on baking sheet so that they just touch. Reform scrap dough, working it as little as possible and continue cutting.

Bake until biscuits are tall and light gold on top, 15 to 20 minutes. (My oven only takes about 17 minutes.)

Visla Eraclaire
09-24-08, 12:52 PM
A drink.

Step one: Buy a good German potato vodka.

Step two: Pour it into a glass.

Step three: Drink it, you stupid fuck.

Step four: Yeahhh....

An alternative drink for many Althanians.

Ingredients:
1 gal Bleach

1) Drink bleach.
2) Die.

Valanthe
09-24-08, 04:50 PM
Stuffed Grilled Cheese Burgers:

This Recipe is for those who LOVE their cheese.

You will need:

Enough hamburger/turkey burger/ Buffalo Burger/ favorite ground meat for all the people your serving. This could be as little as a small one pound roll, or as great as you need. We'll assume you only need a single pound.

A large block of Velveeta

One loaf of bread in the style of your choice.

Butter/margarine.

Directions:
Step 1:However you like mixing up your burger with whatever spices and such, go ahead and do that, but do not yet shape it into burger patties.

Step 2: Using approximately a fourth of the block of Velveeta cheese, or as much as needed, slice, dice, and otherwise cube it into little half inch cubes.

step 3: Form the burger meat into patties, stuffing a cube of cheese into the center.

step 4: Cook that burger. Repeat steps 3 and 4 as needed for all your burgers, and then move onto step five.

Step 5: Using the same already heated pan you cooked the burgers in, butter up two slices of bread.

Step 6: put the bottom in the pan butter face down.

step 7: Cut yourself a slice of velveeta, and put it on the bread in the pan.

Step 8: put a cooked burger on top of that cheese.

Step 9: Cut another slice of Velveeta and put that on top of the burger.

Step 10: Put the remaining slice of buttered bread on top of all that butter side up.

Step 11: Cook that stuffed grilled cheese burger, making sure to flip the sandwich as necessary until golden brown on both sides, or preferred level of doneness.

Step 12: Repeat steps 6 - 11 as neccessary.

Step 13: Enjoy!

Step 14: Clean up yo mess.


Substitutions: Velveeta is just my cooking cheese of choice because it melts so nicely, but it's possible to make these using any variety of cheeses. Mix a core of Munster with a slice of pepperjack. Put some cheddar with some Mozzarella. The possibilities are endless. Heck, it might even be possible to use Cream Cheese.