Ataraxis is better than us so we wish her a happy birthday

[Crystal Suncrest]

I know I've never been in a thread with you, but every time I read one of your OOC posts I end up with only one thought: "Huh? Where'd that come from?"

Happy Birthday Ataraxis

[Tsukiko]

happy birthday Ataraxis^^ hope you really have a good one.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Happy birthday!!!

[Oneiro]

I'm taking a wild guess here, but your unmistakable writing style and talent for non-diverting embellishment makes me think of the funniest lunatic I saw writing on Tal'Vorn a long, long time ago.

So happy birthday, Necathys!

Or if I'm wrong and looking like a fool right now, happy birthday Ataraxis! And if you've never been known as Necathys somewhere else, just take this as a big compliment. :D

[HikariAngel]

Aye, happy day of birth, Neccy. You are the rotten shoe in the depths of the swamp that grants its finder every wish. On this special day, I'd better get a two-for one!

[Ataraxis]

Curses! My profile (http://www.althanas.com/world/member.php?find=lastposter&t=12836) has betrayed me by disclosing my poorly-hidden handlename!

Oneiro? Who are you? Stop calling this number! Leave me alone! For the love of God leave me alone!

Angel stud, you can get three wishes. Just remember Grindhouse and the guy who lost his balls, because that's one of the perks you get for the service of swamp-shoe genie. I also give gonorrhea to your eyes.

Damn you all. I like to think that the medication I take works, but you just couldn't let it be. Everyone who posts here must die now, it's an evolutionary imperative.

You know what else is an evolutionary imperative? ELECTRICA BANANA SWEEPSTAKES.

[Oneiro]

Yes, now I'm sure. You're Necathys.

And I actually didn't look at your profile when I posted that. :) Your posts are just very... recognizable.

Mweheh, that's one way to call it, at least. *takes out stalker costume*

[Karuka]

But...here's a fainting goat...

[Godhand]

Curses! My profile (http://www.althanas.com/world/member.php?find=lastposter&t=12836) has betrayed me by disclosing my poorly-hidden handlename!

Oneiro? Who are you? Stop calling this number! Leave me alone! For the love of God leave me alone!

Angel stud, you can get three wishes. Just remember Grindhouse and the guy who lost his balls, because that's one of the perks you get for the service of swamp-shoe genie. I also give gonorrhea to your eyes.

Damn you all. I like to think that the medication I take works, but you just couldn't let it be. Everyone who posts here must die now, it's an evolutionary imperative.

You know what else is an evolutionary imperative? ELECTRICA BANANA SWEEPSTAKES.

You know how I feel about zaniness, kid vicious...But it's you so all is forgiven.

Happy birthday, Ataraxis.

[Witchblade]

Happy birthday!

[Melancor]

Happy birthday!

[Skie and Avery]

Happy Birthday! *snuggle*

[Omni Defiance]

Oh-em-gee Ata, my favorite sex slave! Merry day-that-you-were-born!

(This is Rok the Blade if you didn't catch my return thread)

[Ataraxis]

I tone it down to once a week on this forum, so don't worry.

I'm a goat? I really didn't want to steal Bleater's thunder.

But seriously, who are you Oneiro?

And welcome back man, we've missed many a talks about all that is unseemly and unsightly.

Thanks Manda, but do you know what'd really make me happy? Do you? Here's a hint:

It costs 69 bucks.

[Call me J]

Man, this thread should have had a better title.

Fixed!

Happy Birthday

[Karuka]

Ataraxis is a he, Shyam...

[Raelyse]

happy birthday, let's write soon

[Hana]

Yeah, isn't Ataraxis a dude?

Anyway, have a sweet-ass birthday, regardless of your gender. :D

[Ataraxis]

Just so you people know, Jean Grey was a woman.

Thanks person with so many accounts I'm not sure which name to call him, thanks Shyam, thanks Rae and thanks Empy!

I've been wanting an occasion to write with you Rae, so yes, let's.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I am not wishing Ataraxis a happy birthday.

[Ataraxis]

I swear to God, Slayer, you're to this place what a flower is on a bed and breakfast wallpaper. Just wouldn't make any sense without.

[Oneiro]

But seriously, who are you Oneiro?

I RP'ed on Tal'Vorn for a while, long enough to know when you were the mastermind behind a crazy idea, but sadly, not long enough to write a decent story together.

Which I'm hoping to make up for one time on here, provided that there's time to spare sometime on both your and my side. :)

And I still did not mention my username; mystery ftw! (or ftannoyance, so I'm going to say it was Paradox, whom you will likely not remember because my stay at Tal'Vorn was - as I said - not particularly enduring, due to time constraints).

Still, here's hoping you had a great birthday. :D

[Ataraxis]

Oh, you! I think we did start a thread once, something about mercenaries and Lilith being someone's bodyguard or something. Too bad we couldn't finish it, though, but I'd be glad to start something with you whenever, I remember you were pretty amazing.

[Cyrus the virus]

Haha, you're a girl.

Happy Birthday Jeannie!

[Crystal Suncrest]

Man, this thread should have had a better title.

Fixed!

Happy Birthday

Awww. I liked my title. Yours is a bit... I dunno... Bland.

Besides, what is wrong with being a bit crazy? I've only seen a few people that are crazier than me on this board, and one is Ataraxis. He deserves to be congratulated for that. Don't get me wrong, there are quite a few people as crazy as I am, but not many are crazier than me.

Besides, the opening post doesn't go with the new title that well.

(Please don't change the opening post, I've already lost some confidence in birthday thread making thanks to you, don't make me lose the rest of it.)

[Godhand]

You suck at making birthday threads. Quit now, Mr. You-Hurt-My-Feelings.

[Karuka]

Shut up, Godhand. The original title was fine.

[Godhand]

Shut up, Godhand. The original title was fine.

It was about as accurate as your dumbass "Interview with a Monster" thing.

[Karuka]

It was about as accurate as your dumbass "Interview with a Monster" thing.

Which all the cool people absolutely loved.

[Godhand]

If all the cool people loved it then does that mean I'm...I'm...Uncool?

: (

[Karuka]

If all the cool people loved it then does that mean I'm...I'm...Uncool?

: (

Yes. Now stop spamming in Ataraxis's birthday thread. He's too cool for that.

Again, bonne anniversaire, Atar, you crazy.

[Crystal Suncrest]

I swear to God, Slayer, you're to this place what a flower is on a bed and breakfast wallpaper. Just wouldn't make any sense without.

It's quotes like this that make me confident that my title fit the thread perfectly.

Oh, and Godhand, if you are reading this, don't worry. I already know what i'm going to call your birthday thread.

[AdventWings]

Ooh, conspiracy...?

;)

Happy Birthday, Ataraxis! I intentionally call in late so your birthday comes later next year!

[Crystal Suncrest]

Ooh, conspiracy...?

;)

Sort of. I figure it's about time someone turned the tables on Godhand. He's been making people miserable long enough.

Time for somebody to take all that shit of his and throw it back in his face. I'm just crazy enough to do it.

There you go, Ataraxis, your birthday present Is a conspiracy. Have fun.

[Godhand]

There's nothing a know-nothing nobody like you could do that would even break my stride.

But enough about that. Ataraxis' birthday is over and now so is this thread.

[Raimeiken]

Hey~! I haven't said my part yet!

Happy belated Birthday, Ataraxis! ^^

[Edward Judorne]

There's nothing a know-nothing nobody like you could do that would even break my stride.

Know nothing nobody? Come on, you can do better than that. You've grown soft on me Godhand. I think you need some new material because you just broke your own stride without my help.


and by the way, just for the record, I am taping all your lame attempts at insults in order to give Ataraxis as a gift next year.

[Lucien]

Maybe as a birthday present, Imperial's army can go easy and not brutally rape you when we crush NwO.

EDIT: You know, Godhand's always going soft in his old age. In every area.

But I'm sure Necathys can explain that one.

[Ataraxis]

I don't want to be a killjoy, but I'd prefer if there wasn't any bashing in this thread.

I'm actually friends with Godhand, Ed. I don't like where this taunting is going.

Cory, I'm fine with you showing a bit of team spirit for the upcoming war, but don't drag me into your personal feuds.

[Edward Judorne]

I'm actually friends with Godhand, Ed. I don't like where this taunting is going.



Oh. Ok. Sorry Ataraxis. I just had a bit of pent up anger when I posted. Scary thing was, it wasn't because of godhand, but because I felt that J had no right messing with my title. Then Godhand posted and things went haywire. sorry again. In truth, I have nothing against you, J, or even Godhand anymore. I just don't want my titles for any more birthday threads being changed, because I am still trying to gain confidence in making creative titles.