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Arsène
03-17-08, 09:42 AM
Happy Birthday to Althanas' Resident Hero - Letho!
It is told by many that Letho (who also goes by Duro for some strange reason) drove the snakes out of Croatia. The reason? Nobody knows.
It is also said that if you capture Letho's pot of gold, he'll grant you three wishes.
Then he'll kill you.
Witchblade
03-17-08, 09:48 AM
Unless of course you use the third wish to negate the death he will depart upon you. So, technially you only get two wishes. :p
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DURO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*tackle, hug, rapes, molests and generally does naughty, naughty things like leaves you in a room filled with half naked red heads*
Hope you have fuuuuunnnn! ^^
BlackAndBlueEyes
03-17-08, 09:49 AM
Happy birthday, Letho!
Unlucky
03-17-08, 09:52 AM
*tackle, hug, rapes, molests and generally does naughty, naughty things like leaves you in a room filled with half naked red heads*
Only half naked? O_o
Happy birthday Letho.
Witchblade
03-17-08, 09:57 AM
Of course, he gets the fun of either watching them strip the rest of the way, or ripping the remainder of their clothes off himself. Whichever he prefers. ^^
Zook Murnig
03-17-08, 10:26 AM
The birthday sacrifice has been delivered.
It's been a year already. The time does fly.
Happy birthday, man.
Crystal Suncrest
03-17-08, 11:21 AM
I noticed something truly evil. You never specified whether the redheads were male or female.
-_-
A Nony Mouse
03-17-08, 12:21 PM
Happy Birthday Letho!
Sighter Tnailog
03-17-08, 12:22 PM
Happy Birthday, Illuminati.
Chromanon Rockskin
03-17-08, 12:39 PM
Happy Birthday, Chief. Wouldn't you like to play THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/blindmans_buff_by_lolita_art.jpg) game? Maybe without the blindfold. Oh yeah, click fast, ten bucks says photobucket removes it.
Storm Veritas
03-17-08, 01:51 PM
Merry Christmas Letho!
Man, if all these wishes that you people mention came true, I'd have one crazy infestation of redheads at my place right now. Female redheads, of course. The only cock in the proximity of redheads should always be mine. Alas, the fate is cruel. The only cock in the proximity is still my own, but there is a severe lack of redheads in the room.
Thanks for the well-wishes, people. Another year has gone by and I'm glad that I spent it writing with you people. Althanas has become somewhat of a home for me throughout these years and most of you are like family by now. Like distant relatives family. Like second cousin type family that you can still have sex with if they are extremely hot, and that you can hate if they are really annoying. ;)
Kially Gaith
03-17-08, 02:09 PM
Happy birthday dude.
I was going to get you a hot blonde stripper for your birthday bursting out of delicious cake, but I didn't have much money, so I pooled all of it together and got you a one armed midget with herpes from Pakistan who has a fetish for custard.
Hope you enjoy it!
Max Dirks
03-17-08, 02:26 PM
Happy birthday, kid.
So does this mean that all the other characters listed down there that mysteriously turned the same age all all his alts? =p
Happy b-day, dude.
Ataraxis
03-17-08, 03:00 PM
Happy birthday, Nat King Cole.
Oh, you too, Letho!
Lavinian Pride
03-17-08, 03:35 PM
Happy Birthday Duro.
Hope you have a good one, and nail a red head for me will ya ?
Cyrus the virus
03-17-08, 04:31 PM
Happy birthday, buddy.
Nekoprincess
03-17-08, 04:32 PM
Happy birthday Duro!
Hope you have a good one and your wishes for your b-day come true! ^_^
Slayer of the Rot
03-17-08, 05:09 PM
Well, now you're one year closer to dying.
Happy Birthday! Have a good one, co-European wordwonder. :)
Godhand
03-17-08, 11:11 PM
Happy birthday, kid.
Aren't you just a college guy yourself??
Happy birthday, Letho.
Melancor
03-21-08, 12:11 AM
Happy-late Saint, Eluterian's day.
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