Happy Drunkday, Dan!

[Tshael]

Happy Birthday, and you know the drill. Drink one for me. We'll all know your birthday has been a success if you come back so drunk you have no idea who you are.

[Tsukiko]

drink a glass of water for me. To prevent the hangover^^

[Sighter Tnailog]

21 shots!

[Arsène]

Oh shit. He's 21. This is where he goes from rebellious youngster to a real alcoholic.

[Witchblade]

Happy birthday, Dan!!!!

*shovers Dan in hugs and kisses*

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Happy Birthday, mang

[Karuka]

Happy birthday.

[Logan]

Happy birthday, Dan. It's about damn time you became a man...or something.

[A Nony Mouse]

Happy Birthday!

[Cyrus the virus]

I hope you die forty taliban deaths.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Oh shit. He's 21. This is where he goes from rebellious youngster to a real alcoholic.

Everybody here and around me calls me a drunk already, so whatever.

About three or four hours and I'm going to hit the bar. Then, it's titty time. Strip club to round it all off.

[Witchblade]

Ohhh, strip clubs can be fun! Enjoy yourself now that you're all legal! ^^

[A Nony Mouse]

yeah, no more milestones now...

[Ataraxis]

Strip club? God, I have to tell Cookie to get a new jukebox. Next time, I'm bringing change for a grand.

Happy birthday to Luc Besson.

[Hashi]

I remember going to a strip club on my 21st... too bad all the strippers in this area are ugly =(

[Letho]

I'd tell you to have a good one, man, but you're seem to have that covered already what will all the titties and booze. Just don't wake up married or dead.

[Witchblade]

If he dies he's not going to wake up at all, Duro. :p

[A Nony Mouse]

How do you know? Have you ever woken up dead?

[Slayer of the Rot]

How do you know? Have you ever woken up dead?

Watch Scary Movie 4.

If I wake up married I'll be dead because I'll kill myself.

Depending on the looks of the spouse because there's this redhead down there with awesome sweater meat I've been buttering up by pretending to be sensitive and polite.

[Witchblade]

Hehehehe! Go get her, Dan.

[Lavinian Ambition]

Watch Scary Movie 4.

If I wake up married I'll be dead because I'll kill myself.

Depending on the looks of the spouse because there's this redhead down there with awesome sweater meat I've been buttering up by pretending to be sensitive and polite.

Only you dan, only you...

Hippy Barthday!

[Tshael]

If you marry her, when you broke off our engagement, I'll be mad. I might go the way of Van Gogh and chop of my right tit to send to you for not being good enough sweater meat.

[Zook Murnig]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EDIT: And happy birthday, Dan.

[Melancor]

Happy Brithday.

[Saxon]

Happy Birthday. Get a Tiauna Carwash.

[Godhand]

Fuck this guy.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Now I officially know the difference between being happy drunk and being depressed drunk.

[Crystal Suncrest]

Happy, Flappy, Sappy, Anythin But Crappy, Tip Tappy Birthday!

[Skie and Avery]

I hope you were happy drunk. Did the redhead give you a lapdance?

[A Nony Mouse]

yeah, let's hear stories!