Kind of Short Notice...

[Zook Murnig]

But I'm leaving for Oklahoma tomorrow night. I'll have no access to the interwebs all through Thursday, but from Friday this week to Thursday next week I'll have limited access.

I'm going to visit Manda. A lot of you that talk to me probably already know.

Kyo and Lavinian Ambition, I'm working on your judgment, and I'll try to have it up before I leave tomorrow. Some problems with my internet connection have come up, but I'm working around it right now.

Anyone got any suggested snacks for the bus ride? I've got a day and a half to sit and read.

[Shotgun Opera]

The chocolate chex mix is delicious! And definitely keep away from soda and other things that will dry out your mouth. You don't want to have to use the bathrooms in the back of the bus. They're gross.

[Witchblade]

Haha! Yeah, those bathrooms can be scary. Just drink water, but not galons of it. And umm, I like munching on things that aren't necessarily bad for you on bus rides. Like frosted mini-wheats and shreddies.

Oh, and try not to wear Manda out.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Animal crackers.

Get a two pound bag at your local Wal-Mart for a buck and a half.

[Cyrus the virus]

I'll take care of that character profile you ignored (jerk).

[Karuka]

Drink limited amounts of water, enough to keep your mouth moist but not enough to keep you well hydrated. It'll make you a little sick, but so will contact with the nasty bus station germs.

As far as food goes, avoid grease. Pop tarts are good, as are fig newtons.

[A Nony Mouse]

Combos... but nothing too salted.

[Lodekai]

Circus peanuts.

Oh, and avoid energy drinks. I swear to god those things are as bad as beer about making you have to hit to restroom.

[A Nony Mouse]

yeah, they'll mess you up. water's the way to go.

[Tshael]

Oh, and try not to wear Manda out.

Wear ME out? Srsly, I'm going to fuck him in half.

[Witchblade]

Hahaha!

You two are going wear each other out.

[Tshael]

Well, send a message to songs4drowning@hotmail.com for my paypal information and I'll arrange a video. ^_~

[Witchblade]

Woohoo! I hope you take Canadian. ^^

[Zook Murnig]

I want a copy of that video! Even though I'll be in it, I want to experience it over and over again.

[Saxon]

You might think its a good idea at the time, but trust me.. watching your own sex videos isn't worth the money. :rolleyes:

[Witchblade]

I'm... not sure if I want to know about your personal experience there, Saxon.

[Melancor]

Beware of the windows, you open them, it gets cold, and then you can't close the damn things.

[Zook Murnig]

In OTHER news, I'm bringing plenty of the special gloves that will contain my powers of impregnation. No worries there!

[Karuka]

They ARE the right size this time?

[Lavinian Ambition]

/snicker

[Witchblade]

Manda, you ARE on the pill, right?

[Zook Murnig]

No, they will not rip from the pressure, because yes, I bought magnums this time. I didn't want to have to broadcast that. >.<;;

[Witchblade]

Well, we don't need any other mini Matt's running around, not right now anyway. :p

[A Nony Mouse]

Wear ME out? Srsly, I'm going to fuck him in half.

Awww, that's so romantic! /sarcasm

[Skie and Avery]

Awww, that's so romantic! /sarcasm

You don't know me very well, do you?

ANYWAY, Yes, I am on birth control. I got the shot this time, so no need to fuck around with pills. I'm good for another four months. And yeah, don't expect us on AIM very much. We've been "dating" for five and a half months, so we have a lot of dates to catch up on. And on Saturday, he's going with me, my nephew, my sister and her baby daddy to Gotebo, Oklahoma, where I grew up, to chillax with my youngest sister. Also, he's going to help me do some maintainence on the dreads I have on the back of my head where I can't seeeeeeee. But I know that there are some fatties back there that need streamlining because they're getting loopy, and a couple of them are starting to use the strategic loose hairs between each other to start cannibalizing.

[Witchblade]

lmao!

I'm sorry, I just pictured your hair cannibalizing itself and it was very humurous. ^^

But, I do hope you two get along as well in person as you have been over the net.

[Cyrus the virus]

When I have plans to fuck it's like, an hour in advance. Don't you feel the pressure, Matty? Don't you? The nervous pressure that destroys erections?

[Zook Murnig]

restitutionspork (11:46:53 PM): Okay now go answer Cyrus' question about performance anxiety.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:06 PM): It makes me hard.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:20 PM): The challenge.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:30 PM): I live for it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:34 PM): I fuck for it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:54 PM): My penis will not die for it.

[A Nony Mouse]

Don't you feel the pressure, Matty? Don't you? The nervous pressure that destroys erections?

Yeah, poor guy.

[Zook Murnig]

You're five minutes too late, kid. I already answered the question. With gusto.

[A Nony Mouse]

meh, it still holds.

[Cyrus the virus]

Unlike Matty's erections.

[A Nony Mouse]

ouch.

[Skie and Avery]

Just wait until I post pictures in the Pic thread. You guys are just asking for it.

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

Beef jerky is the best thing to take with you; after all you'll want to store a lot of energy for that first night. =p If Manda starts humming the Indiana Jones theme song you might wanna toss on some clothes and run. Oh, and Matt? We so did not need to know about your purchases. I'm happy you guys are thinking ahead and all that stuff.

One last thing, if by some messed up twist of Fate, Manda winds up preggers I'll come down from the frozen hell hole of a country I live in just to castrate you. Everyone will be invited to the shotgun wedding afterwards.

[Skie and Avery]

Nothing's going to happen the first night. I have to pick him up from the bus stop at 2 am, boogy back to my place and sleep until 7 so that we can take my dad to work.

[Karuka]

That's the first morning. Not the first night.

[A Nony Mouse]

That's the first morning. Not the first night.

very good point. that means the first night is going to be -crazy-. Have fun you kids :-P

[Skie and Avery]

He got in last night at 2am, and is now safely in my bed. <3 So....we're going to have minimal activity going on for a while... Peace, y'all!