Valentine
03-22-08, 02:58 AM
Kadey poo walked into the nicest blacksmith shop he could find and threw his katana, the magical blade Valentine on the counter.
“Hello serving wench/bastard of ambiguous appearance, I wish to sell you my iron sheath and replace it with an identical one, but made of Dehlar. It must fit my blade perfectly, like the old one. My old teacher gave it to me, but not the kind of teacher that penetrates you anally. Mine thought me how to use my sword, which isn’t as dirty as it sounds.”
Kadey smiled a big mummy boy smile for the nice man/lady.
“And hurry up or I’ll cut your gut open and eat your liver.”
“Hello serving wench/bastard of ambiguous appearance, I wish to sell you my iron sheath and replace it with an identical one, but made of Dehlar. It must fit my blade perfectly, like the old one. My old teacher gave it to me, but not the kind of teacher that penetrates you anally. Mine thought me how to use my sword, which isn’t as dirty as it sounds.”
Kadey smiled a big mummy boy smile for the nice man/lady.
“And hurry up or I’ll cut your gut open and eat your liver.”