A prank so good, it was a work of art...

[Ithermoss]

Alright... first of all.

Mudkips. What the fuck.

Anyway.

I pranked two Taco Bell's all to hell today. I went through the Drive-Thru, humming through a kazoo at the loudspeaker thingy.

Dude: Hello, welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order?

Me (through Kazoo): HMMZZMHMZMZMZHH ZMZM HMHMHHZZZHZZZHHZMZMZMZMMZZZZ!!

Dude: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Could you repeat that?

Me: Hmmhzz ZMHMH zhmm mhmzz mmh MHHZ zmhmhm ghmzmzm?!

----PAUSE----

Dude: I'm really sorry. One more time.

Me: GHMZMZM?!!

Dude: Huh?!

Me: HMMZZM GHMZMZM!!!

Dude: I'm really sorry sir, please dr-

((Then, taking the Kazoo away from my mouth...))

Me: T - A - C - O!!!!

Dude: Wait! Did you spell Taco?!

Me: HZMMZMHM HMZMZ!

Dude: Ugh! Hold on. Just dri-

Me: C - O - K - E!!!

Dude: Coke!?

Me: HMZMZ!!

Dude: Alright. Just drive around.

(So I pull around, and look the guy in the eye. At this point, I'm DESPERATELY trying not to laugh/cry.)

Dude: All you want is a coke and a taco?

Me: Yeah man. Medium coke. That's what I kept saying the whole time! Your speaker broken?

Dude: Jeez. Must be. That'll be $2.35.

Me (after handing cash): What part did you hear so that you knew what I ordered?

Dude: The spelling part. It came through with no problem. I just heard a lot of buzzing for everything else.

Me: I guess you're in for a long day then... (chuckles)

Dude: Don't I know it. Your food's in the next window. Have a good one.

Me: You too. Take it easy.


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So i got my food, but did not eat it, just make sure I wouldn't ingest any items that didn't come standard on a Taco Bell taco. What I DID do was park my car within earshot of the loudspeaker. I ran over and duct-taped a sign to the speakerbox that said...

"SPEAKER BROKEN! PLEASE SPELL YOUR ORDERS! Sorry for the inconvenience."

So I sat back with the food that I actually was going to eat, and laughed my fool head off as people started screaming...

Person in car: Aw shit ... B - U - R - R - I - T - O... S - U - P - R - E - M - E!!!

It wasn't until people started misspelling stuff that was right there in front of them on the Drive Thru menu-sign that I decided it might be best for me to hightail it out of there before that guy ran outside to stab someone. He might go berserk if he had seen me there laughing my ass off at him.

Lucky for the people who ordered combo meals, they just had to say a number. At least I was encouraging people to buy more expensive food!! :)

[Raelyse]

You are the meanest Jew.

[Breaker]

That's brilliant Andrew.

By the way, since when are you around here? Add me on AIM to whatever your new handle is.

[Kially Gaith]

Bravo! I laughed quite hard just reading this alone.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Classic.

[Tsukiko]

I especially like how you missed missed April Fools day

[Edward Judorne]

I came in here ready to say I'd done a better practical joke, but I'm afraid his even beats mine.

This was mine, by the way.
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I was a big time troublemaker in this one program that was trying to find me a job. I got in trouble pretty much every time I went to a certain job site, and the staff there would then report to the staff back at the home site about it, who would write me up. By April first, I knew this system by heart. I went to the job site and started talking to the staff there about april fools day. turns out, none of the staff there were ever able to pull off a prank on the home site staff because he was able to see them coming, so I talked to them and convinced them to help me on the ultimate practical joke as long as I didn't make trouble at the site.

We got back and as planned the job site staff started spinning this elaborate tale about how I was cussing up a storm, refusing to do any work, punching and kicking people, Etc... I just sat there thinking it was too elaborate, and at one point I almost ruined it by cracking a smile, but I put my head down so nobody could see.

After all was said and done, Everyone started to leave, only at that point did the job site staff tell him it was an april fools joke, his reaction was priceless, he nearly banged his head on the wall from the sudden realization that he had finally been pranked.

[Yggdrasil]

That ithermoss, is what legends are made from

[Edward Judorne]

Scary thought: What if Ithermoss and I were to somehow get together to start pulling pranks?

[Sorahn]

Ithermoss, you are a god among men.

Yeah and when the hell did you get back? :p

[Taskmienster]

hahaha, Sorahn, my thoughts exactly. Haven't seen you in forever man, and that's AMAZING!

Catch me on AIM sometime if you've got the time.

[Atzar]

Scary thought: What if Ithermoss and I were to somehow get together to start pulling pranks?

No offense, man, but his beats the hell out of yours. His prank is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[hamnat]

Ithermoss, firstly...that was awesome...true comic genius. I laughed my butt off when i read that.

secondly, now that you're back, can we please proceed with my tongue getting ripped out of my head?

[Edward Judorne]

No offense, man, but his beats the hell out of yours. His prank is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.


I never said it didn't. In fact, I stated quite the opposite. See?


I came in here ready to say I'd done a better practical joke, but I'm afraid his even beats mine.

[Saxon]

Hope you're here to stay, Ith.

[Zook Murnig]

Our real jew returns! And I believe Shenjara's tongue was being cut out, not ripped out.

[Ithermoss]

Jeeez... I forgot all about that... I dunno if I'm "back" persay. I don't even have an internet connection where I am, thus no AIM, and very little e-mailing.

I've been running into some financial messes lately. Believe it or not, being a jew and all doesn't keep you from being in dept up to your gigantic nose after college.

[Skie and Avery]

You suck, Andrew.

My first day at Sonic was April Fool's. People thought it would be hilarious to pull up, order food and then speed off when the carhops came out with their order.

[Saxon]

That's why you do unspeakable things to their food... Now I get it!

Talk about a disgusting revelation.

[Ithermoss]

l will say the exact thing I said to another friend of mine, when my motives and tastes for humor were questioned.

"The day was reserved for unreserved schadenfreude. I consider the concept of "us" and "them" totally void on April 1st. I'll stick it to the Man the rest of the year - despite entirely that I work directly under the Man, and he's actually a network of she's.

I don't target anyone solely because they are the low man on the totem pole. In fact, those are the people I'm fondest of.

Accepting that you actually were drive-thru guy, the to-the-minute definition of "unsatisfactory" would be expecting concessions to your lot in life on 4/1 because you couldn't find a shred of humor in a line of impatient jackasses, who incidentally manage to be rude to you on every other day of the week, queued up for junk food that they were fated never to fully digest even orthographically."

Sometimes one must find humor in even a situation so bleak, as to admire how caught up in dramatic catharsis others must feel, when they realize that they are not you.

Being crippled, bald, jewish, and marginally attractive makes that almost every day of my life. :D

[Petra]

Wow, so you're the legendary Ithermoss everyone keeps talking about.

Now, that is an April Fool's prank worthy of a reward.

*applauds*

[Ithermoss]

Yeah. I was the one responsible for mooning the entire website, thanks to Manda posting my pale hairy butt on the internets. :P

[hamnat]

O_o...*hides eyes from Ithermoss' butt*

So about my tongue :P. It's still in my head, see?

[Ithermoss]

Mahahahaah

You hid your eyes to give me enough time to sit on your face!!

Maaahahahahahah!!!!


Trick I learned in college. I must apologize.

[Skie and Avery]

I still have that picture in my photobucket, in case anyone wants to relive the moment.