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HikariAngel
04-09-08, 04:19 PM
Calloused feet made barely a whisper as the body they carried walked with a casual pace toward one doorway. Above the doorway hung a simple sign that read “Warrior”. Underneath the plaque was a removable piece of wood that read “Monica”. The brown-clad monk did not hesitate in the slightest when he opened the door and stepped through the swirling, inky black vortex.

“Mistress Monica? A man has requested the pleasure of a personal performance.”

Clad in a denim jacket layered over a leather tank top, the only other being in the arena turned her head slightly so one of the large cat-like ears set atop her head could swivel around and catch the rest of the man’s words. Ears were such convenient things.

“A ‘Homun Culus’, actually. Is there anything special you would like for this match?”

Her shoulders dropped slightly as she turned to face her personal monk. He was the one who had fixed her broken ribs from the first fight. Someone else had taken care of the poor man who had been her opponent at the time. Her shoulders drooped, but she still had a small smile hidden in the corner of her mouth.

“No… just leave it be for now.”

“As you wish.”

She turned back, her tail hardly swishing as a gentle breeze picked up out of nowhere. Was every fight destined to turn into a bloody massacre? She sighed and closed her eyes, preparing for the worst that could happen.

~*~

To say it was the conjuration of a deranged mind, you would need to make two assumptions: the first of which is the idea that Monica’s mind was deranged and the second being that she actually put a significant amount of thought in her choice of fighting arena. Neither would be accurate in her case. She just didn’t think the same way “normal” people thought she should… many times she didn’t think at all before doing something.

This was one of those times, and very clearly so.

The field was rather simple for a change if you discounted the catgirl’s unique eccentricities. Standing on the floor, grass spread from a swirling black vortex—the entrance to the arena—in colors that it had no business being. Green worked its way into the kaleidoscopic palette here and there, but for the most part, pinks, yellows, and other random flavors of neon blades cast an omnipresent light on an otherwise dim space.

Yes, the grass is glowing, but it’s not trying to kill you.

What filled that requirement was the multitude of floating landmasses. Half of them looked as though they were uprooted straight from the psychedelic groundcover, the other half were strangely inverted. Each one was moving straight up or down, drifting lazily as though it had nothing better to do. Despite the multicolored grass, the dirt was quite normal and brown. Perhaps she hadn’t thought that deep about the strangeness of the arena.

Looking up, another unique sight would quickly come into view and solve the riddle of where the overhead glow was coming from. Nearly identical to the ground below, the ceiling three-stories up was coated again with the same grass to provide a second source of light. The strangest thing, however, was the fact that a girl with silver hair was standing on the ceiling as though it was no big deal. She walked quickly over to one of the floating clods and jumped atop it, crossing her legs and sitting down as it began its descent to the floor.

She drifted slowly down, past a tree in the very center between the top and bottom halves that seemed to be growing in every direction at once, up and down as well as out to the sides. She sat there until her head was about ten feet from the ground, at which point she stood up and walked to the edge of the clod and stepped off it, still upside-down. She might as well have had magnets on her feet for how she pivoted on her stationary foot and stepped back onto the “bottom” of the clot. She was now right-side-up and oriented directly at the new challenger.

Looking around, the catgirl’s silver hair glistened from the luminous grass. Her large ears twitched back and forth as she smiled innocently. Her perky, peppy attitude was back; the small bout of depression from earlier was hidden under her “typical” façade. A small hop and half-flip later, she was standing on the normal ground, the top of her head coming up a half-dozen inches short of her foe’s forehead.

“Mister Homun… Culus…?”

It really was a strange name now that she thought about it. He had a strange air about him that made her want to stay back, too. Eyes colored with rose petals glanced across his body, never lingering in one spot too long but not flitting around too quickly to assess the potential for threat he had.

“I’m Monica. It’s nice to meet you.”

Abomination
04-09-08, 08:37 PM
This wasn't Teric Bloodrose. He had come here expecting the man who wasn't even ranked last time he fought him. His previous incarnation had fought Teric so he felt he still had a score to settle. He almost felt like part of him was there back then, and all in all he seemed to have gained nothing substantial from that assimilation.

No, this was someone else! Someone small. Someone... inhuman! Rage filled the Homun's figure, but no outward appearance of it was apparent. Was this a joke? Had those damned monks played him for a fool? Not only had he heard that Teric Bloodrose occupied these halls, but that in general it was a great place to find those of power; those to assimilate. What was the worth of assimilating such a weakling?

Then, the creature talked. Common words flowed from her mouth as if she was just like everyone else. Such an agonizingly small voice, filled with the pretensions he had come to expect of those he sought to kill. A grin sprawled across his lips, revealing his sharp teeth and a wild glare formed in his eyes. He wanted to simply rip that tail off, pull out those ears, and see what else this thing had that was so different from him. Rip her skin off and carve a eulogy in her blood on the inside. He wasn't sure where this poetic interest came from, but it was very, very appealing to him for some reason.

He did not answer. Instead, he seemed to ignore her as his sight pervaded the surroundings. Landmasses floating independently of gravity and the ceiling mirroring the ground. Not much sense was to be made from them, but the Homunculus wasn't here for clarity. He was here for strength, power, and the sort of clout that high-ranking members held. Indeed, the monks almost treated him as a joke while giving all their preference to their star prizefighters. While they told him so little, what did they tell their main competitors? It was obvious to Homun that his regenerative properties were very similar to what the monks did- even the ability to bring people back from the brink of death, yet they told him nothing. He was sure that there was more to it than that, that his eternal question might have roots in The Citadel and The Pagoda: What am I?

Seeing the need to get through this obstacle as quickly as possible to get closer to the top, he decided he would be a little less direct this time.

"The pleasure's all mine, miss" he said in his best Luc Kraus voice. It was a gentle, yet commanding voice that could befit a noble. "Would you care for a handshake before we begin the festivities?"

He held out his hand, his grin became smaller, and his eyes narrowed to an appearance that almost looked like a genuine smile. It was something he learned from his alleged partner in that Conquest Trials tournament, a small naive child with a propensity for bloodshed, even if his appearance and demeanor beguiled it. If Monica obliged this request, a sword will quickly come out of Homun's hand during the grip and find its destination through the girl's arm from her palm.

HikariAngel
04-11-08, 01:28 PM
If the creature standing before her could be called a man, it was only in how he looked. His smile revealed more teeth even sharper than her own and then there was just something… unsettling about him. Like she was being weighed on invisible scales and her comparison was completely out of her league.

He hesitated, looking at quite literally everything but her before he spoke, aparently searching for the right words to say. His voice was pleasant, but it didn’t quite fit the image she had of him. It was too pleasant. She was expecting something more grating and sinister that matched a red-eyed fang-toothed pale-skinned guy. When he sounded like a noble, or at least a lesser noble, she took a step backward instinctively. Something just didn’t mesh about this guy.

Then he offered his hand to shake.

It was an eerily familiar situation. Her second Pagoda fight had begun exactly this way. She, as the challenger, offered her hand to Madison Freebird. Madison returned the favor by wrapping her arm in some sort of wire and throwing her to the ground. Not before the catgirl’s knee found the raven-haired woman’s chin, but that almost came without saying. She hadn’t offered handshakes or accepted them from fighters since then.

“No thanks… I’ve had a few bad experiences with handshakes.”

She smiled a thin, half-hearted grin that covered the nervous apprehension running through her blood. Something inside her was terribly excited to fight this man.

“But I’d be glad you shake your hand in the infirmary after the match.”

She dropped her weight down with her knees bent and shuffled her left foot back. Her fists came up covered by a pair of white gloves that extended up into the sleeves of her jacket. He didn’t need to know about the armor hidden underneath those sleeves; the steel plates molded over the back of her forearms had saved her life (and her arms) many times over. She would let him come to her this time, much like Asuka had done with her in her very first fight in these hallowed halls.

Apparently you could learn quite a bit about someone by watching them approach. The only problem was if she could actually pick up on anything useful.

Abomination
04-11-08, 09:30 PM
They always wait for me! thought the Homunculus. It wasn't a bad strategy; he just found himself limited in his ability to approach. For example, couldn't he do something from here? Well, he could stretch his limbs over but that's just asking for them to be chopped off. Was that really so bad? Yes, because he was far too limited. Why?! WHY?! WHY CAN'T I REACH OVER AND RIP HER FACE OFF?!

On the outside, his smile continued with his hand left hanging in the shape of a handshake. Even as the girl put up her fists in a fighting stance, Homun's gesture continued, as if he was still expecting her to return the favor. afteriripoutherentrailsilldevourthosedaintylittlel egsand---

He spoke in the same calm, dignified voice, "How positively rude of me. Even if you're heard of me, I find it positively rude to not introduce oneself." He put his other hand on his former, as if to place it on the imaginary hand that reciprocating his handshake. "My name is Lucwardemonbloodcrossculus Buhksidiantallionomun. It is a great honor."

..I've decided. All of the grass will be covered in blood. A piece of her will be on each piece of earth, and lo~! How they will sway to and fro. He pulled back his hand slowly, reached for his short sword with his right hand, and pulled it out. He looked over the blade like a child seeing a toy for the very first time, full of intrigue and curiosity. Will this be the blade that will carve her up? He thought, but thinking only goes so far. In fact, it wasn't exactly his strength. He threw his left arm behind his back and ran forward so that his opponent would see the blade of the sword first and his face behind it. His left arm convulsed and shook behind him, the bottom of his palm stirring and the skin cutting to reveal the tip of a sword. As he got into range, he stabbed forward and left his arm fling from behind him to the front, swinging a now-protruding blade bursting out of his left palm. He hoped the splash of blood from the sword erupting from his skin would not only disorient her, but blind her as he began his relentless attack and dismemberment. His expression, unlike before, was one of gleeful madness.

He was limited in what he could do, but not for long.