Elijah_Morendale
04-11-08, 10:58 PM
Closed, bishes.
Two sets of footsteps echoed down the staircase that led into the basement: The first, with the way the wood creaked underneath with each movement, belonged to a young man simply known as DM. The second, barely audible, belonged to his friend (in the loosest definition of word) Adrian. The two boys descended into the darkness. DM reached a sausage finger out systematically, hitting the nearby light switch with expert precision. As bright fluorescent light filled the basement, the skinnier of the two shot a hand up to protect his eyes.
"What the shit, man... You could've warned me," he shot at DM with no short amount of spite. The first kid chuckled to himself cruelly in between raspy breaths as he waddled around boxes of junk and Christmas ornaments. "Why did you drag me down here again?"
DM turned a rusty doorknob and threw the door open to his room without answering. Adrian was never really comfortable entering his friend's lair--it smelled too much like cheese, weed, pizza, and the after-effects of a hentai marathon for his tastes. Half empty soda cans and Doritos bags littered the floor like a chaotic, edible mural. A set of X-men bedsheets and a Captain America blanket were thrown haphazardly across an old, beaten sofa. Various posters of comic book heroes and anime superstars lined the walls. A lone window was covered with an old couch cushion, lest any offensive daylight were to enter DM's sacred sanctum.
The obese college dropout deftly moved amongst the mess towards a wall that was seemingly made out of video game systems, cartridges, and dvd cases with an old television crammed into the middle. As Adrian plopped himself down onto the couch, DM knelt down and rummaged through a pile of old Playstation games.
After a while, a smile cracked across his sweaty face. "This, my friend."
Adrian leaned forward, brushing aside his slick black bangs and squinting at the square jewel case. "Th' hell is that?"
DM's beady eyes narrowed behind his thick glasses in utter disbelief. "Th' hell is this? This is but only one of the greatest import-only Japanese RPG's of the Playstation One era!" He paused for a brief moment, spurred on only by the scrawny goth's silence. "Dragon Quest: The Final Fantasy, man! The last game by the geniuses at Circlesoft!" Adrian's piercing blank stare continued to bore a hole into his skull.
"Oh... Wait. Is that that dumb game you keep on yapping about every time we play some D&D?" The goth leaned back and feigned disinterest. "I thought I told you that I don't give a plague rat's ass about your stupid wacko Japo games. Especially those that have ugly graphics."
A meaty fist slammed down on the gray plastic of the system, popping open the top with an unhealthy click. "You have no taste. Go play your fucking Call of Duty and your Madden, and leave your opinions on real games out of this."
As much as Adrian would have loved to tear himself away from the mess and the horrible stench that choked him, he couldn't will himself. Silent as ever, he crossed his arms across his chest as DM delicately laid the cd into the tray and pressed the cover shut. As the game began to load, he sifted through a pile of garbage and video games, cursing to himself as he tried to find a controller.
"Ah, here we go." He threw his heavy weight on the other end of the couch, jolting Adrian somewhat. The scrawny one cringed slightly as an archaic, horribly foreign theme song filled the basement bedroom through a set of speakers that would make any home theater owner jealous.
"So, how far are you into it?"
"Oh, I've already beaten it." DM's fingers deftly moved across the controller, mashing buttons with almost machine-like efficiency. "Twice, in fact."
"Then why am I here?"
"Because," he said nasily, "this final boss is epic. Like, seriously, dude."
Adrian shook his head. "I don't care. I've got better things to do than watch you play some stupid old video game."
"Like what, go screw your fat cow of a girlfriend?"
A silence hung in the air between the two as Adrian's face turned red with anger. Of all the people he hated picking on his sex slave, DM had to have topped the list--who was the dungeon master to judge, when he tipped the scales at four hundred pounds himself? He brushed his long black bangs across his forehead as he half-focused on the television, stewing in silent anger and plotting the angry blog that would be aimed at DM for that last comment of his.
Two sets of footsteps echoed down the staircase that led into the basement: The first, with the way the wood creaked underneath with each movement, belonged to a young man simply known as DM. The second, barely audible, belonged to his friend (in the loosest definition of word) Adrian. The two boys descended into the darkness. DM reached a sausage finger out systematically, hitting the nearby light switch with expert precision. As bright fluorescent light filled the basement, the skinnier of the two shot a hand up to protect his eyes.
"What the shit, man... You could've warned me," he shot at DM with no short amount of spite. The first kid chuckled to himself cruelly in between raspy breaths as he waddled around boxes of junk and Christmas ornaments. "Why did you drag me down here again?"
DM turned a rusty doorknob and threw the door open to his room without answering. Adrian was never really comfortable entering his friend's lair--it smelled too much like cheese, weed, pizza, and the after-effects of a hentai marathon for his tastes. Half empty soda cans and Doritos bags littered the floor like a chaotic, edible mural. A set of X-men bedsheets and a Captain America blanket were thrown haphazardly across an old, beaten sofa. Various posters of comic book heroes and anime superstars lined the walls. A lone window was covered with an old couch cushion, lest any offensive daylight were to enter DM's sacred sanctum.
The obese college dropout deftly moved amongst the mess towards a wall that was seemingly made out of video game systems, cartridges, and dvd cases with an old television crammed into the middle. As Adrian plopped himself down onto the couch, DM knelt down and rummaged through a pile of old Playstation games.
After a while, a smile cracked across his sweaty face. "This, my friend."
Adrian leaned forward, brushing aside his slick black bangs and squinting at the square jewel case. "Th' hell is that?"
DM's beady eyes narrowed behind his thick glasses in utter disbelief. "Th' hell is this? This is but only one of the greatest import-only Japanese RPG's of the Playstation One era!" He paused for a brief moment, spurred on only by the scrawny goth's silence. "Dragon Quest: The Final Fantasy, man! The last game by the geniuses at Circlesoft!" Adrian's piercing blank stare continued to bore a hole into his skull.
"Oh... Wait. Is that that dumb game you keep on yapping about every time we play some D&D?" The goth leaned back and feigned disinterest. "I thought I told you that I don't give a plague rat's ass about your stupid wacko Japo games. Especially those that have ugly graphics."
A meaty fist slammed down on the gray plastic of the system, popping open the top with an unhealthy click. "You have no taste. Go play your fucking Call of Duty and your Madden, and leave your opinions on real games out of this."
As much as Adrian would have loved to tear himself away from the mess and the horrible stench that choked him, he couldn't will himself. Silent as ever, he crossed his arms across his chest as DM delicately laid the cd into the tray and pressed the cover shut. As the game began to load, he sifted through a pile of garbage and video games, cursing to himself as he tried to find a controller.
"Ah, here we go." He threw his heavy weight on the other end of the couch, jolting Adrian somewhat. The scrawny one cringed slightly as an archaic, horribly foreign theme song filled the basement bedroom through a set of speakers that would make any home theater owner jealous.
"So, how far are you into it?"
"Oh, I've already beaten it." DM's fingers deftly moved across the controller, mashing buttons with almost machine-like efficiency. "Twice, in fact."
"Then why am I here?"
"Because," he said nasily, "this final boss is epic. Like, seriously, dude."
Adrian shook his head. "I don't care. I've got better things to do than watch you play some stupid old video game."
"Like what, go screw your fat cow of a girlfriend?"
A silence hung in the air between the two as Adrian's face turned red with anger. Of all the people he hated picking on his sex slave, DM had to have topped the list--who was the dungeon master to judge, when he tipped the scales at four hundred pounds himself? He brushed his long black bangs across his forehead as he half-focused on the television, stewing in silent anger and plotting the angry blog that would be aimed at DM for that last comment of his.