The things pets will do... (Wierdest Pet Stories)

[oren]

My friend send me this Simons Cat (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q). She was telling me about how cat's can be really wierd when they want food (if you have a cat you might know). Just watch have a laugh and come back to read everyone's wierdest pet stories.

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Oren's Pets:

The Hamsters- I used to own hamsters when I was a kid. I loved them to bits until one day I found my first one just died outside of it's cage. Wondering how it got out I buried it and went on to get a new hamster. Then after six months that one died outside of it's cage, once again I bury it and move on to the next hamster. Seven hamsters, and six little rocks for tombstones later, I found the seventh hamster out of its cage (by now I've figured that the thing needs a lock so I put a mini lock on it so I have no idea how this one got out) and climbing up my fireplace. I don't know about strange coincidences here, or if I'm not allowed to own pets or something, but that hamster was ready to just jump off and die. Really, I'm not making this up, my hamsters were suicidal little freaks.

The Fish- My mom loves little fish, alot. One day coming back from school I find a fishtank in our living room. Now what I will tell you next was just unbelievable. My mom bought forty assorted fish and just put them in the tank. This being the woman that gave me life I don't question what she does or what possessed her to buy forty fish, and I left it alone. After a few months of watching the fish cleaning the tank of the dead ones and so on, I found out several of them were stripped to the bone. There was no flesh on them at all. Creeped out I don't bring this up with my mom at all, until a few days later I come home and see her staring at the tank. Curious I walk over, and find out the fish were cannibalistic. They were eating each other! Even I couldn't believe it, I was standing there watching a tiny little goldfish eating one of the bigger ones. If I had a camera at the time I would have taken a picture. It was so freaky to see fish start eating each other.

[Tsukiko]

That cartoon fits Charlie like a glove. He did everything except the baseball bat to get me up to feed him. My other cat does the same thing except he isn't hungry, he thinks it's fun to to do that stuff.

Another thing both of them have is a thing for boxes. They want to climb into every box that they can even if there is no way they can fit.

[Karuka]

Karuka's cockatiel:

The little thing is a narcissistic attention whore. He flirts constantly with the bird in the mirror if he isn't out and being petted. If he's out and we're ignoring him, he'll fly over to my mom and whistle in her ear for all he's worth.

If I'm the only one in the room, he'll fly over, land on my chest, and rub his head over my chest so I'll scratch his neck...unless I'm playing his music, in which case he wants to "dance." By that I mean "bob head, chatter, and expect me to bob my head, too."

He's a crazy.


And my parakeets start singing for all they're worth when water's running.

[Breaker]

In the morning, my cat likes to sit on the bannister post at the bottom of the stairs. When anyone walks past, she attacks with claws out.

It's about as effective a wakeup call as a bucket of ice water.

[Veatrix]

I used to have a cat.

Well, more like a stray cat roaming the streets that consistently came around to my house.

One time, I was reading a book in my room, and I hear a mewling from downstairs. I don't think anything of it, but it persists, so I check it out. My cat apparently tried to get into my house by crawling through the window. Too bad she was stuck in the fencing the window had, so half her body was inside the house, while the other half was dangling outside.

I think she tried it again, after that, but she got in. She ate the shrimps my mom peeled to cook for dinner.

[Kially Gaith]

My pets never do anything funny, but I phoned Tom Greene once on his mobile number through a piece of software called 'Eyebeam', he put his parrot on. Seriously. I never thought one parrot could know so many vulgarities. He's even started teaching it the start of 'your mom jokes' as it says "Ya mom sar fa'" (Your mom is so fat).

It also likes to tell you f'ckoff. The 'u' seems silent as it's said rapidly.

[Green]

Poor fish.

The conure that owns me dances and sings to anything that has a solid beat to it, like some Beach Boys or even just regular noises from your mouth. He's also in love with his bell and molests it daily, and sings with the vacuum and whenever you open the oven door.

My cat (RIP, good friend) used to wrestle with our dog, let chickens sit on her, and roll around the floor hitting herself in the face with her hind feet and simultaneously attacking them. I miss her terribly...
At least I still have the scars on my arm she gave me to remember her by.