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Father Snew
06-13-06, 06:13 PM
(Reregistration of the priest...)

Valentine Bogart Snew
Male
Human
5’6”
175 lbs.
Brown Hair
Brown Eyes
23 years old
Priest

Items:

Teddy bear: Dubbed Care Bear: A teddy bear with a pull string that responds to whatever is said before it talks, speaks in a heavy Brooklyn accent; however it has one additional property. This Teddy Bear can heal anyone hit with it. He would't be able to heal huge gashes in someone or broekn bones. However if he hits someone with the bear he can heal scratches and small cuts just fine. However the bear only works three times before its powers are taxed for the day.

Abilities:

AOL Copy Ability – Valentine upon hearing about all the people that could potentially take abilities from him decided to purchase this nifty ability for the four easy payments of 19.95. Upon actually testing it he realized that like anything AOL makes it is complete and utter crap. Therefore it does the opposite of what it promises and GIVES one of HIS abilities to a person by mere touch. This isn’t permanent (no one is that lucky) the duration of this last till end of quest or battle.

Unshakable Faith – Being a priest Valentine Snew has faith in his god. This faith however is misplaced in the world of Althanas. Still, however, this faith does allow him to do some amazing things, such as stand up to bullies regardless of consequence, or believe he will get through a tough time because his lord is always with him.

Confession – Following in the vein of the Catholic Church Valentine Snew can forgive people for their confessed sins, and unless the sin is especially dangerous to the confessor, he will keep it confidential.

Inability to eat - Thats right, the walk to radasanth messed up Valentine. He no longer needs to eat or drink. It seems that at least something good happened to the poor fellow.

History:

Valentine grew up with rich parents and a caring loving family environment. Every day he would be doted upon and given anything he could possibly conceive. He was well respected in his school, and even more so in the sports he would play. Yes, Valentine was the perfect boy growing up, and living America’s dream.

As he grew up in life he had an older brother that would always be there to horse around with and play with. His brother would always be there for him in times of trouble. One day however Valentine found out that he had been betrayed, for his brother wanted him, in a sexual way. This being found out he did the only thing he thought logical, he joined the Catholic Church.

He went through the Seminary at a normal pace being only of normal intelligence. As he realized the hardship of not being under his parent’s wing he grew in his faith for the lord. It was then that his faith was shaped and he would be unshakable in that faith. Upon exiting the seminary Father Valentine Bogart Snew would be the epitome of the Catholic Church in both blind faith, and lack of for sense.

One day however, he came into the possession of a strange and wondrous object. It was his teddy bear Care Bear. It looked like Grumpy Bear from the Care Bear TV show, but it seemed to be a bit more grumpy than usual. Picking up the object he realized it had a pull string that would activate a mechanical voice box.

“I wonder why anyone would let something like you go,” He said as he pulled slowly on the draw string. When he let go he was amazed at the reply he got.

“Some bitch didn’t like the fact I gave her kid gambling advice, and to think most people would charge for it!” The bear said.

“Oh dear god, what is this thing?” Valentine said as he pulled the string.

“I’m a ****ing Care Bear doll!” It said as the string drew back into the voice box.

“You watch your language!” The priest said scolding the bear and pointing a finger at it. He then realized that the bear wasn’t talking unless he pulled the string, and he had just scolded a teddy bear.

Bracing himself the priest pulled the string yet again, “Ok, I’ll watch my language, if you buy me. Otherwise I’ll make sure to **** up the next brat that buys me!”

“Fine it’s a deal,” The priest said taking the doll to the counter. He was shocked when he got it for fifty cents and a promise to never return it to the shop. Upon walking outside the pawnshop he looked ponderously at the bear. Little did he know slowly the town of San Francisco was melting away and being replaced by the hustle and bustle of Radasanth. Upon looking up from the bear he was surprised to see that an elf was shouting at him.

“Watch where you’re going you stupid human!” The elf said before he stormed off not waiting for an apology. The priest was surprised at the outburst and checked his wrist watch.

“The anime con isn’t for another week. Why on earth is there people walking down street like it’s a convention?” He muttered to himself.

Personality:

Valentine is completely abhorrent of needless violence. As such the mere sight of blood causes him to pass out. He is extremely friendly, and has this complex that he must “Convert all non-believers”. He’s like your typical priest, easy to get along with, just don’t mention religion.

Appearance:

Coming in at 175 pounds and 5’6” he’s pretty much you light weight typical basketball player turned Priest. He is however wearing black pants made of linen with a black shirt made of linen and a white collar made of plastic. His shirt is a short sleeve shirt with a pocket over his heart

(He had 0 exp and about...110 gold)

Arawn
06-13-06, 07:17 PM
I need more detail on the... teddy bear's healing powers.

(There's a sentence I never thought I'd type. I hate you for making me do so.)

Father Snew
06-13-06, 08:29 PM
It heals light to moderate wounds for now, but one day it may even save a life.

Pretty much describes how much it heals and alludes to the fact that this may increase at later levels...

Arawn
06-13-06, 08:34 PM
If I ask for more detail, it's because I've read your profile and decided it needs more detail; plain and simple.

The description "light to moderate" is not what I'd call clear. Moreover, it leaves a lot to subjective interpretation. Give me your definition of what this bear can heal.

Father Snew
06-14-06, 02:17 AM
I'm sorry I felt it was enough...

Light wounds are scratches superficial wounds, Moderate being cuts and a bit deeper wounds. He would't be able to heal huge gashes in someone or broekn bones.

Arawn
06-14-06, 06:45 AM
No need to get sad, kid. We're getting there.


Please insert your definition of, "Light wounds are scratches superficial wounds, Moderate being cuts and a bit deeper wounds. He would't be able to heal huge gashes in someone or broekn bones," in your profile so that everyone gets your meaning.

Also, you'll need to put a limit on how many times the healing power works consecutively. Something like once per person every day or whatever you want to work with. Healing is the one thing we keep a real eye on around here. Can't have you beating yourself with your teddy every time you get cut.

Finally, someone pointed out that as your AOL ability is now, you're quite vague on what is granted to the other person. Please specify that one of your abilities are transfered there. This is what I believe you meant anyways, as a parody of Valentina Snow. Otherwise, it might be understood you can grant any ability to another for five minutes, which I can't allow. Fix it and we're good.


Get on that and I'll meet you back here. ;)

Father Snew
06-14-06, 10:10 AM
Done

Arawn
06-14-06, 10:29 AM
Now we're good to go. Your choice of capital letters for for the clarification of the AOL ability is a bit of an eye soar, but hey, it's your profile. You could've just written the edition in.

Approved.


(Second return of the parodies! Don't get mad if someone makes a Deth Sahlios this time around, hehehe.)