Random IM Conversations (Part V)

[Serilliant]

Part IV can be found here: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=5817

[Melancor]

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[16:42] Poseidon1776: Hmmm It seems I hang out with all the mean people of Althanas.
[16:43] RestitutionSpork: Maybe you are one of the mean people of Althanas. =O
[16:43] Poseidon1776: Oh noes!
[16:43] Poseidon1776: :O
[16:43] Poseidon1776: Quick! ask me something I could respond something nice to!
[16:44] RestitutionSpork: rofl. I'm awesome, right?
[16:44] Poseidon1776: No.
[16:45] Poseidon1776: OMG it's true!
[16:48] Poseidon1776: *Goes to rehab.*
[16:48] RestitutionSpork: rofl!

[Moonlit Raven]

restitutionspork (4:07:48 PM): I joined a crafting forum, and if you've been there a month, you can participate in Organized Swaps. You enter a swap that has a theme you like, and make things based on that theme for the person you are partnered with. They do the same for you, and everyone has a date that they've got to send the package out by. The theme I picked is "Naughty Words" XD
restitutionspork (4:10:26 PM): Aww blisters do suck! *snuggle* Right now I'm working on a giant Zombie Panda Bear that's holding a sign that says "Fuck Bamboo, I want your damn BRAINS!" Alllsssooo... I might also be simultaneously working on a big package that I'll be sending out to Canadia sometime in late June. *cough*
MlRaven69 (4:12:05 PM): squee!
restitutionspork (4:12:28 PM): =) I think you'll love it. I'll tell you about one part of the package, but nothing else, okay?
MlRaven69 (4:12:48 PM): oh! oh! There is a movie I plan to see by b-day it's called WALL-E it comes out that day. and okay shoot!
restitutionspork (4:13:07 PM): Here's your clue for that part.: I'm making you your own army.
MlRaven69 (4:13:16 PM): my own army?
MlRaven69 (4:13:20 PM): of Mandas?
restitutionspork (4:13:55 PM): XD Your own army of crocheted plushy penguins.
MlRaven69 (4:14:04 PM): Sweet!!!
MlRaven69 (4:14:10 PM): that's awesome!
restitutionspork (4:15:17 PM): n.n I'm glad you like the idea. I found a pattern for the penguins and was like, "ZOMG LIGHT BULB MOTHERFUCKING BRIGHT!" I'm going to make each one with different colors, ranks, and personalities.
MlRaven69 (4:15:39 PM): sweet!
restitutionspork (4:16:09 PM): n.n Jah!
MlRaven69 (4:16:25 PM): I'll creep Jason out and have all of them lined up in ranks on the bed looking at the door like 'Warning! Intruder alert! Fire! Fire! Fire!'
restitutionspork (4:16:45 PM): ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
restitutionspork (4:16:55 PM): OMG I just choked on my own spit at that.
MlRaven69 (4:17:23 PM): I think I'll snooze on the far side of the bed just so he doesn't see me and I can hear his reaction. LOL!!!
restitutionspork (4:17:54 PM): That's beautiful. I miss you so much.
MlRaven69 (4:18:01 PM): I miss you too.
MlRaven69 (4:18:10 PM): * sniffles*
MlRaven69 (4:18:22 PM): I know! mail yourself to me
restitutionspork (4:18:31 PM): OMG I should.
MlRaven69 (4:18:44 PM): ^_^

[Christoph]

restitutionspork (6:00:29 PM): He's lead a very sheltered life. He doesn't even know how Denebriel is.
Oberst Christoph (6:00:35 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (6:00:43 PM): Okay.
restitutionspork (6:01:08 PM): Every bit of information that he's ever absorbed has been carefully chosen and filtered so that he could be cultivated into a non-biased yet intelligent killing machine.
Oberst Christoph (6:01:20 PM): Oh, those are the best kind.
Oberst Christoph (6:01:23 PM): Lolz
restitutionspork (6:01:47 PM): At least that's what I say. It's hard to write a smart person who cares nothing for politics or morals when you're pretty much a dumb anarchist who REALLY likes to knit.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:23 PM): especially penises.
restitutionspork (6:02:48 PM): Oh yes. Although right now I'm working on a giant (it stands about 2 feet tall) zombie panda.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:57 PM): Oh my.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:59 PM): That's amazing.
Oberst Christoph (6:03:12 PM): I sense a new genre of hentai coming out on DeviantArt as we speak.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Oberst Christoph (6:03:12 PM): I sense a new genre of hentai coming out on DeviantArt as we speak.

You quote-stealing bunghole.

[Zook Murnig]

SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:20 PM): Will you or won't you fuck my brains out?
SmarterChild (2:28:21 PM): That's quite a grave insult.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:28 PM): >.>
SmarterChild (2:28:28 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:34 PM): Neither did I.
SmarterChild (2:28:34 PM): You don't either? That's cool.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:51 PM): Umm...
SmarterChild (2:28:51 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:57 PM): So what do we do now?
SmarterChild (2:28:57 PM): Welcome home, Zook.

1 Visit my library including a thesaurus, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents
2 Have fun with hangman, manicdotes, word scrambles and more
3 Use tools like Web search, dictionary and calculator
4 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

[Arsène]

Serilliant (9:27:05 PM): Do you know the best part about fucking twenty three year olds?
Serilliant (9:27:48 PM): ...this quip requires interaction
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:07 PM): There are twenty of them?
Serilliant (9:29:13 PM): Fuck
Serilliant (9:29:24 PM): As an alternative
Serilliant (9:29:26 PM): Knock knock
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:34 PM): Who's there?
Serilliant (9:29:39 PM): September 11th
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:55 PM): You said you'd never forget.
Serilliant (9:30:22 PM): I remember the good ole days when people would let someone tell a joke instead of saying the punchline at a time at which it is neither funny nor appropriate
Serilliant (9:30:30 PM): Do you feel cooler now, huh? Do you? Because you're not.

[Godhand]

Rayse: i bet if you shot numbers he would just get high
Jack Raynes: And super horny.
Jack Raynes: Also, don't you know?
Jack Raynes: FUCKING HIM IS LIKE A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE!
Jack Raynes: SO FLEXIBLE AND SO MUCH STAMINA!
Jack Raynes: MM-MMMM!
Jack Raynes: Jesus.
Rayse: aren't you the one that emits pheromones and don't know it
Jack Raynes: Hey, that just gets my foot in the door.
Rayse: you don't have to explain yourself
Rayse: we both know i owned you hard there
Jack Raynes: At least I didn't claim something like GODHAND IS A MASTER AT BUKKAKE, AND LEGENDARY AT ANAL!
Jack Raynes: DOUBLE LEGENDARY IN FINGERING!
Rayse: 2nd degree legendary belt
Jack Raynes: He's qualified to give seminars.
Rayse: he taught bruce lee everything he knows
Jack Raynes: "I call this stance two in the pink, one in the stink. HI-YAHHH!!!"
Rayse: "You literally die from orgasming so hard when I touch you."
Jack Raynes: "You cum so hard your ears start to bleed."
Rayse: "Be careful, if any lightning bolts hit me while I'm fucking you I might get really high and accidentally tear you apart like you were paper."
Jack Raynes: "But don't worry, I have a SUPER goddamn immune system so I'll recover in time to shoot off on your face."
Rayse: Double Legendary Stamina: Can keep it up forever.
Sex God MkII: when I just THINK about a woman, every girl on the planet has 10 orgasms
Rayse: sometimes i just destroy planets with my dick just for shits and giggles
Jack Raynes: "My sperm is so powerful that it can shoot through a tree, a fire hydrant, an engine block and the entire 1976 defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers to impregnate a woman.
Rayse: who then explodes."
Rayse: you gotta admit i owned you with that pheromone shit that is gay
Jack Raynes: I admit it.
Jack Raynes: I was taking it out this update, but J said no, keep it, it's cool.
Jack Raynes: So I did.
Rayse: hahaha
Rayse: j wants your ass
Rayse: don't forget to use a rubber, you two! gn
Rayse signed off at 2:15:27 AM.

[Saxon]

[15:10] Sirusv2ptO: So then she said, "But I can't fit all of that in my mouth!" and I told her one way or another its going in even if I have to break her teeth to shove it in.
[15:10] Sirusv2ptO: Needless to say, it worked.
[15:10] SukodaFox: LOL
[15:11] Sirusv2ptO: I know, she laughed too.. at first.
[15:12] Sirusv2ptO: So then she grabs it and takes it right? Shoveling it in as much as she can, right?
[15:12] Sirusv2ptO: When the funniest thing happened.
[15:12] SukodaFox: oh?
[15:13] Sirusv2ptO: She grabbed at it and opened her mouth wide and tried to bite down, but I yanked it out and screamed, "Oh no you didn't!" and thwacked her between the eyes.
[15:14] SukodaFox: lol
[15:14] Sirusv2ptO: She fell backwards and landed with her legs up in the air screaming something in spanish.
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: I yelled, "Speak American! Speak American! I can't understand a word you're saying!"
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: So I helped her up, right?
[15:15] SukodaFox: yeah, nice of you.
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: And she gets all in the mood again and says, "I want another crack at it, papi!"
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: So I pick it up and offer it to her and say, "Next time you try it, you're getting coldcocked, understand?"
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: She nods and shoves it in her mouth again.
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: And I wait.
[15:17] Sirusv2ptO: And wait.
[15:17] Sirusv2ptO: Then after a couple minutes go by, I get tired of counting the ceiling tiles, right?
[15:17] SukodaFox: all right
[15:18] Sirusv2ptO: So she opens her mouth wide again and prepares to bite down on it when I'm not looking, but I felt a disturbance in the force, right?
[15:19] SukodaFox: lol
[15:19] Sirusv2ptO: I look down again and lo and behold she gets ready to snap it in two! So I rip the fork from her mouth and thwack her between the ears and scream, "No more cake for you!"

[Godhand]

That would have been way funnier if you just cut out the fucking swerve and said you were into rough sex.

[Saxon]

I am as kinky as Cort Strasser when it comes to the 'Rough' stuff, compadre.

[17:58] Sirusv2ptO: Myspace is the Soviet Union of the Internet.
[17:59] jackraynes: Fuck that.
[17:59] jackraynes: The Sovie Union was cool for a while.
[18:00] Sirusv2ptO: I'm talking the 80s soviets
[18:00] jackraynes: You know what?
[18:00] jackraynes: STILL no.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Drunken lazy, idiots who have grown fat off of communism and are on the verge of collapse.
[18:01] jackraynes: Even at their worst the commies were still better than the sort of faggots who use my space.
[18:01] jackraynes: Sorry.
[18:01] jackraynes: myspace.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Then what does it compare to?
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Their bottom feeders.
[18:01] jackraynes: It doesn't compare to anything.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: 60s England?
[18:01] jackraynes: Myspace is it's own nadir.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: France as a country?
[18:02] jackraynes: MYSPACE IS IT'S OWN NADIR
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: No.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Eventually there will be a vote among the residents of the site on whether or not to take up arms
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Then a private army will be hired.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: They'll invade Nebraska.
[18:02] jackraynes: I hope they do.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Then hop to Quebec.
[18:03] jackraynes: That way we'll have an excuse to fucking kill them.
[18:03] Sirusv2ptO: Then make a bum rush for Columbia and Panama.
[18:03] Sirusv2ptO: Depending on how the U.N. takes action, I estimate the death toll to expand into the hundreds of thousands
[18:04] Sirusv2ptO: The streets of U.S. suburbia will run red with blood as Homeland security knocks down every door of every gangly, bucked tooth teenager who uses myspace and fill them with enough lead that any ship in the U.S. navy could use their corpse as an anchor.
[18:04] Sirusv2ptO: Then it will subside into an uneasy silence.
[18:04] jackraynes: Get back to writing weirdo fanfiction, faggot.
[18:05] Sirusv2ptO: Hey, I'm narrating the collapse of Myspace here, stay back and watch me work my magic, gramps.
[18:06] Sirusv2ptO: So anyway, Myspace tries to unite whats left of its group into a ragtag cult and they move into Mexico. Gathering followers and using hispanic migrant workers as slaves, they make their way east before they make the Great Exodus to France.
[18:06] jackraynes: Tell it to your fucking livejournal, pal!
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: As a last ditch effort to crush the invaders, France detonates all of its Power Plants on the fringes of the atlantic ocean and the total fallout pulverizes France, decimates Spain, and leaves a field of chemically burnt, unrecognizable masses of dead meat across the landscape.
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: The fall of Myspace. Season 1.
[18:08] jackraynes: God you're such a queer.
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: Don't deny it, you'd be yucking it up if you saw this on TV.

[Karuka]

Loquelf (8:35:19 PM): Mmm...they call it salsa con queso, but it's really queso con salsa.
Krakashen (8:36:13 PM): ...
Krakashen (8:36:14 PM): what?
Loquelf (8:37:47 PM): http://www.dcsnacks.com/images/large/products/tostitos-queso_LRG.jpg
Krakashen (8:38:10 PM): that wasn't random
Krakashen (8:38:14 PM): no, not at all

[Melancor]

Mmm...they call it salsa con queso, but it's really queso con salsa.

So true.

[Godhand]

briancavner3: I have a friend
briancavner3: Who I met through my boyfriend
briancavner3: Exboyfriend
briancavner3: And he asked me this morning how often I still talk to him
Jack Raynes: Let me tell you 'bout a friend a mine...
briancavner3: And so I spent all day pondering the impetus for such a question
Jack Raynes: Hisname'sboweevilcheckitout
Jack Raynes: Spends all day! On his big butt!
briancavner3: And I had to interrogate him
Jack Raynes: And he don't ever ever go outside.
Jack Raynes: I come to vist.
Jack Raynes: I bring some sunshine.
Jack Raynes: And I just spread it all over the fire.
briancavner3: I don't even... I don't even know what you're doing with that
Jack Raynes: He's stuck on his big couch.
Jack Raynes: Stuck on his big butt.
Jack Raynes: He looks at the tee vee and he's all right.
Jack Raynes: And I wonder,
briancavner3: That's nothing
briancavner3: That's not anything that you're doing
Jack Raynes: BO WEEVIL WHY DON'TCHA GET OOOOOUT OF YOUR HOME!?
Jack Raynes: Okay, I'm done.
Jack Raynes: Hahahaha
Jack Raynes: Nah, c'mon.
Jack Raynes: I'm listening.
Jack Raynes: Hahahahaha
Jack Raynes: Okay, chess.
Jack Raynes: Fine then, I'm just gonna keep on singing. Fuck you.
Jack Raynes: He said, "I'm comfortable here. I don't wanna move; I don't wanna leave".
Jack Raynes: I said BO WEEVIL GET RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HOOOOOOOOO-ME.
Jack Raynes: Goodbye I gotta see my show, come back some other day; got to go to bed and let the tube shine. Let the tube shine. Let the tube shiiiiieiieeeeeeneeeee
Jack Raynes: WELL I'D TELL YOU 'BOUT BO WEEVIL, BUT THAT BUG IS JUST TOO SCARY!
Jack Raynes: HE'S SITTIN' THERE ALL ALONE!
Jack Raynes: I TRY TO PRY HIM OUT; MOVE HIM OUT BY THE FIREEEEE
briancavner3: I'm blocking you now
Jack Raynes: BUT HE WOULD NOT MOVE A MUSCLE, AND I CRIED
Jack Raynes: TRIED TO MAKE HIM SEE THAT THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE
Jack Raynes: LET HIM SEE THAT THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE
briancavner3 signed off at 9:19:09 PM.
Jack Raynes: LET HIM SEE THAT THE SUN IS SHINING OUT-
Previous message was not received by briancavner3 because of error: User briancavner3 is not available.

Jack Raynes: SIIIIIIII-EEEEEYEEEE-EYE EYE IDE!
Previous message was not received by briancavner3 because of error: User briancavner3 is not available.

[Saxon]

Looks like nobody on this planet wants to watch or listen to you float a tune. Hey, does your singing voice sound anything like when you wake up a cat that was sleeping on a manifold? If so, you might want to try becoming a eunuch to get those higher notes. ;)

[Godhand]

Man, you must be out of your fucking mind to try and take on the master.

Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more.

[Saxon]

Thief.

[Godhand]

Holy shit, Ray Charles! I thought you were dead!

[Saxon]

http://www.cultuurpodium.nl/images/jack_waldrop_ray_charles.jpg

Talk to the hand, youngin'.

[Godhand]

Way to pick the most TERRIFYING goddamn Ray Charles picture you could find.

Jesus Christ.

[Saxon]

Any time, Pedro.

[Zook Murnig]

A couple days ago...

SuperSonicMatt1 (12:30:20 AM): Has he demonstrated how sex with Josh is a religious experience yet?
Necathys (12:30:28 AM): The man can take on a bazooka but he won't let people get someonething to protect themselves against knives.
Necathys (12:30:41 AM): Oh god I don,t think I even read that in depth.
Necathys (12:30:45 AM): It actually says that?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:30:50 AM): Yes.
Necathys (12:31:20 AM): I mean it's funny with Pat and his foreplay ability.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:31:27 AM): Hell, Caduceus actually makes it a true religious experience, and it's not in his profile. Are you going to dock my score for that?
Necathys (12:31:44 AM): Haha, no
Necathys (12:32:27 AM): Use the Throbbing spear of heavens
Necathys (12:32:28 AM): No
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:32:38 AM): Spear, definitely.
Necathys (12:32:38 AM): Spear of Longinus
Necathys (12:32:42 AM): Shit that's blasphemous
Necathys (12:32:49 AM): So wrong.
Necathys (12:32:56 AM): It actually made me feel queasy.
Necathys (12:33:17 AM): But it's got Long in it, and the pun was too strong.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:33:57 AM): I think we'll skip banana, though.
Necathys (12:34:11 AM): What about...
Necathys (12:34:28 AM): Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:34:34 AM): ...
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:06 AM): Yeah, definitely looking for simple stuff. One word or compound words.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:15 AM): Like shillelagh.
Necathys (12:35:16 AM): The Mushroom
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:33 AM): Witching stick.
Necathys (12:35:34 AM): I actually have a hard time pronouncing that
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:39 AM): Truncheon.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:45 AM): Shi-lay-lee.
Necathys (12:35:47 AM): The clobberer
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:58 AM): Wand.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:00 AM): Staff.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:02 AM): Rod.
Necathys (12:36:09 AM): The red mallet
Necathys (12:36:12 AM): Oohm alleus
Necathys (12:36:15 AM): *Malleus
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:23 AM): Malleus?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:25 AM): Is that a word?
Necathys (12:36:31 AM): Yes
Necathys (12:36:33 AM): hammer
Necathys (12:36:52 AM): the righteous maul
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:59 AM): It's the Hebrew Hammer!
Necathys (12:37:17 AM): The circumsized sledge?
Necathys (12:37:37 AM): Oh!
Necathys (12:37:40 AM): Naturally, the verge
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:37:47 AM): Verge?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:37:56 AM): Virgin?
Necathys (12:38:08 AM): [n] a ceremonial or emblematic staff
Necathys (12:38:19 AM): It's also a french unit of measure
Necathys (12:38:26 AM): And a word for penis
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:38:37 AM): I'll definitely use "his virgin verge."
Necathys (12:38:49 AM): scepter!
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:38:58 AM): Already used it, I believe.
Necathys (12:38:59 AM): shepherd's crook!
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:06 AM): That's a good one!
Necathys (12:39:07 AM): Lead the muttons!
Necathys (12:39:09 AM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:34 AM): Thesaurus.com has no results for "penis."
Necathys (12:39:37 AM): Ooh, a mace
Necathys (12:39:41 AM): Oooh, a flagpole
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:52 AM): Flagpole, no.
Necathys (12:39:53 AM): The flagpole of his longing virginity
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:56 AM): That sounds like porn.
Necathys (12:40:02 AM): Pole, t hen?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:40:10 AM): Nah...
Necathys (12:40:16 AM): hockey stick
Necathys (12:40:24 AM): lacrosse
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:40:29 AM): ...
Necathys (12:40:30 AM): crosse!
Necathys (12:40:43 AM): A crosse COULD work
Necathys (12:41:00 AM): It doesn't sound silly
Necathys (12:41:21 AM): And it's the stick they use for the game anyway, which was inspired by a shepherd's crook to start with
Necathys (12:42:36 AM): baton?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:42:38 AM): Wow, according to Wiktionary, the word for penis in quite a few languages is, in fact, penis.
Necathys (12:43:13 AM): Wait how?
Necathys (12:43:20 AM): I mean, french, sure
Necathys (12:43:29 AM): but what else?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:44:27 AM): Afrikaans. Bosnian. Croatian. Czech. Danish. Finnish. Latin. Polish. Romanian. Serbian. Slovene. Swedish.
Necathys (12:44:41 AM): That's mind-blowing
Necathys (12:44:56 AM): But it's more like they adopted the wordl ater on
Necathys (12:45:01 AM): as a synonym to their own word for it
Necathys (12:45:09 AM): Right?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:11 AM): In a couple cases, yeah.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:14 AM): But not all.
Necathys (12:45:27 AM): Well latin is understandable
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:29 AM): It's actually from Latin.
Necathys (12:45:35 AM): That being the point
Necathys (12:45:53 AM): But the other languages don't stem from latin do they?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:46:20 AM): And so many other cultures saw the Roman penis and heard the word immediately around it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:46:28 AM): Thank Caesar for that.
Necathys (12:46:56 AM): Thank you Caesar for globalizing the penis
Necathys (12:47:10 AM): We owe you the world
Necathys (12:47:20 AM): And the full measure of its progress
Necathys (12:48:16 AM): Lituus - a) A curved staff used by the augurs in quartering the
heavens.

Necathys (12:48:23 AM): Ooh! Musket! Bayonet!
Necathys (12:48:27 AM): Oooh! Magical flute!
Necathys (12:48:38 AM): The oboe of his love!
Necathys (12:49:25 AM): His melodious bassoon
Necathys (12:49:49 AM): I don,t think you'd want the italian equivalent of a bassoon though
Necathys (12:49:53 AM): AKA fagot

Later...

Necathys (12:54:49 AM): But why?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:04 AM): On principle.
Necathys (12:55:30 AM): Because good sex isn't a spoil?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:38 AM): Exactly.
Necathys (12:55:43 AM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:50 AM): Nor is it a viable thing to put in your character profile.
Necathys (12:56:02 AM): Well, viable if you're serious about it
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:56:09 AM): Everyone has their fucking off days. Literally.
Necathys (12:56:27 AM): But his is almost literally made of mythril
Necathys (12:56:49 AM): He could stab people with it and it'd leave a war intact.
Necathys (12:56:56 AM): That is not cool.
Necathys (12:57:06 AM): That is a new genre of gore porn on DA.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:58:48 AM): Well, he's had his junk chomped down on and he's still capable of providing a religious experience.
Necathys (12:59:14 AM): Madison should've bitten the tip off while she still could
Necathys (12:59:21 AM): While it was still soft
Necathys (12:59:30 AM): And unprotected
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:00:07 AM): Well, technically she still could.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:00:15 AM): *can.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:01:24 AM): When he's not hard, the muscles are as soft as skin, and the human jaw is incredibly powerful.
Necathys (1:01:52 AM): Though technically it's sponge tissue rather than muscles
Necathys (1:02:10 AM): THe only muscle in there is the lower strip that's connected to the anus
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:22 AM): No, the sponge tissue is at the base.
Necathys (1:02:24 AM): Allowing a minimum of mobility
Necathys (1:02:33 AM): Wasn't it the other way around?
Necathys (1:02:38 AM): Lemme flex.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:40 AM): Nope.
Necathys (1:02:42 AM): Hmm...
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:50 AM): Seriously, I know waht I'm talking about.
Necathys (1:03:02 AM): Why is most of the action in the lower area then?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:06:13 AM): The muscles on the rest of the penis just tense. They don't have anything to pull on.
Necathys (1:07:03 AM): I'm actually looking at the cross-section of a penis right now
Necathys (1:07:12 AM): God, the things you make me research.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:36 AM): Not a bone in there, despite its alias.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:08:01 AM): Rather, it's muscle.
Necathys (1:08:43 AM): Most sites say that there's only a minimal numbero f muscles
Necathys (1:08:48 AM): One even says that there aren't any
Necathys (1:08:56 AM): All say that the penis is made of three spongy tubes
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:08 AM): DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:13 AM): IT'S A TRAP!
Necathys (1:09:22 AM): Oh god!
Necathys (1:09:37 AM): They're trying to make me think that masturbation doesn,t makethep enis stronger!
Necathys (1:09:48 AM): MUSCLES GET BIGGER IF YOU GET RIPPED
Necathys (1:09:57 AM): Therefore, masturbation makes the PENIS BIGGER
Necathys (1:10:18 AM): But they're trying to to lower me into thinking that it's impossible!

[Allenslob]

omg, talk about penis? that had to be awkward, are any of yall girls? cause if you arent then you didnt say no homo

[streak101]

[19:28] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: hi
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): how in the hell did you spell that!?
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: by doing it
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: duhh
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): holy crap
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: wut?
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): nothign
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): thats just amazing
[19:30] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:30] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): supercalifragilisticespialidocious
[19:30] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: umm...k
[19:30] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): wuts up?
[19:31] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: nada
[19:31] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: nd u?
[19:32] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): meh
[19:32] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): I'm bored
[19:32] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: k
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: supercalifragilisticespialidocious
[19:33] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): lol
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: wow
[19:34] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): its just funny

[Blind Justices]

SethDahlios (3:52:24 AM): Just remember, we don't know your storyline, you, unlike a certain boring bastard (read: ME), don't spoil it to everyone within ear's reach.
restitutionspork (3:52:58 AM): You're the only one I've told. n.n
SethDahlios (3:53:09 AM): Ain't I special.
restitutionspork (3:53:35 AM): I probably did it because when I get to the end of the thread and forget how I wanted it to end, I can go through AIM logs and find out. You're my secretary.
SethDahlios (3:54:14 AM): Awww, how cute...do I get a phone and computer?
SethDahlios (3:54:21 AM): Can I tell you you missed an appointment?
restitutionspork (3:54:39 AM): No, but you can wear short dresses and suck my dick for raises.

[Liliana Ambria]

[02:08] RestitutionSpork: Well, I'm ignoring them for the time being. So, still, no. Dammit. Although there's going to be a women's only dance song going to be on there.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: "You Don't Own Me" from the First Wives Club, played by Rasputina. XD
[02:08] SethDahlios: Ha ha ha
[02:08] SethDahlios: KNowing me I'd be cheering you girls on.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: Really, I'm only using that song to make out with Jenn and Megan.
[02:08] SethDahlios: Definitely now.
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: ROFL!
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: And while that goes on, all the boys bring out the camera/tape recorders. *giggle*
[02:09] SethDahlios: Of course.
[02:09] SethDahlios: What self respecting man wouldn't, besides your father of course...
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: ROFL.
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: True
[02:10] SethDahlios: This aint no ALabama wedding!
[02:11] RestitutionSpork: Haha! Indeed not.

[Tainted Bushido]

[16:43] Sukoda Fox: Was trying to post in Learn to Fly. I wrote four sentences. >.>
[16:43] SethDahlios: Its okay I understand.
[16:44] SethDahlios: Seth is very sexy

[Saxon]

restitutionspork (3:54:39 AM): No, but you can wear short dresses and suck my dick for raises.

American free enterprise at it's finest.

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (6:55:51 PM): Yo.
moderndaypaladin (6:57:26 PM): whats up?
AngelicMalice15 (6:57:54 PM): Wet and tired
moderndaypaladin (6:58:01 PM): did you just get laid?
AngelicMalice15 (6:58:13 PM): I live in new england
AngelicMalice15 (6:58:36 PM): And have mono
moderndaypaladin (6:59:20 PM): ah...
moderndaypaladin (6:59:23 PM): that makes sense
moderndaypaladin (6:59:33 PM): I was hoping for a more positive spin
AngelicMalice15 (6:59:33 PM): I fear for my spleen
moderndaypaladin (6:59:37 PM): I do too

[Breaker]

Ez150 (12:35:09 AM): sup nugget
AlexTheLlamas (12:36:15 AM): not much uh... broccoli.

[Canen Darkflight]

FizzyLizzy: Chris?
YeahMate33:...Who asks?
FizzyLizzy: Your Vagina
Yeahmate33: Over the internet?

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (9:17:37 PM): WHORE
restitutionspork (9:17:59 PM): Wow, someone's bitter that they never hit this.
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:06 PM): Please Manda. You're easier to get into than community college

[The Wall]

Full disclosure

AngelicMalice15 (8:15:25 PM): The Hopsital called today
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:32 PM): I'm negative for mono
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:33 PM): So
restitutionspork (8:15:45 PM): rofl. So it's a different std?
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:46 PM): It's just a terrible, unknown virus with the symptoms of mono
restitutionspork (8:15:53 PM): That sucks
restitutionspork (8:15:58 PM): Maybe you got the bird flue.
AngelicMalice15 (8:16:00 PM): I'd prefer to know what it was
restitutionspork (8:16:01 PM): *flu
AngelicMalice15 (8:16:09 PM): I could have acute HIV
restitutionspork (8:16:33 PM): There are preachers in this area who say that you get that from being gay.
restitutionspork (8:16:58 PM): If you had just slept with me when you had a chance, this never would have happened.
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:09 PM): Those preachers have names for you
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:20 PM): Ever been to Babalyon?
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:22 PM): WHORE
restitutionspork (8:17:44 PM): Wow, someone's bitter that they never hit this.
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:51 PM): Please Manda. You're easier to get into than community college.
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:57 PM): Thank Fraiser for that one
AngelicMalice15 (8:19:11 PM): And google, for reminding me
AngelicMalice15 (8:21:50 PM): That was good
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:03 PM): I finally have random thread material
restitutionspork (8:22:43 PM): rofl. Hey now, I do have standards. If they aren't gorgeous, they gotta have big packages.
restitutionspork (8:22:45 PM): *lick*
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:55 PM): That explains - well shit
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:58 PM): I can't use Zook
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:18 PM): He's either Gorgeous, which he isn't. Or he's sporting a huge cock
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:33 PM): Fuck you for forcing me to compliment him.
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:36 PM): Damn you!
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:57 PM): I'm stuck between a rock and zook's cock.
restitutionspork (8:24:16 PM): He does have a gigantic cock. And the sex....so amazing. OMG. I should loan him to you, he's awesome.

[Call me J]

moderndaypaladin (8:25:02 PM): dude
moderndaypaladin (8:25:07 PM): you're bitter you never hit that
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:15 PM): I am
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:20 PM): But don't tell Althanas
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:23 PM): She can't know.

[streak101]

[21:15] al_0120: OMG!
[21:15] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): ?
[21:16] al_0120: my math teacher is gay and old, he pat my back today...
[21:16] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): psh homophobe
[21:16] al_0120: i felt so violated
[21:16] al_0120: ok dude a pat is a quick sec... this was more like 10secs
[21:17] al_0120: i was the fisrt to finish my midterm and he was like "You're done? Why dont you stay? Here sit next to me so we can work on some "math" problems"
[21:18] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): ooookaaaaayyyyy
[21:18] al_0120: yeah um... it all started with that pat
[21:18] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): then u say "no thank you I have to do get to my house to wait for te cable guy thats coming."
[21:18] al_0120: LOL
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): and then RUN!
[21:19] al_0120: cable guy?
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): sure
[21:19] al_0120: i thought that was a gay joke
[21:19] al_0120: X.X
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): cable woman if your going to establish your straightness
[21:19] al_0120: lol
[21:19] al_0120: Plumber
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): plumber woman?
[21:19] al_0120: i need my pipes unclugged
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): kinky
[21:20] al_0120: not Mario, but Maria
[21:20] al_0120: lol

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I think my "How to Become Godhand in Twelve E-Z Steps" dvds are finally starting to show results.

dont4getmyheart (11:30:13 PM): how does "hey dont be afraid of hurting my feelings. i want to know whats on your mind. and if i did something wrong, i apologize"
dont4getmyheart (11:30:19 PM): i feel as if i should add like
dont4getmyheart (11:30:24 PM): "we need to talk"
dont4getmyheart (11:30:28 PM): or
dont4getmyheart (11:30:41 PM): "come over tmw so we can talk?" or something.
dont4getmyheart (11:30:56 PM): or omit the apology
dont4getmyheart (11:31:01 PM): b/c maybe i dint do ne thing wrong.
Midvalley20 (11:31:01 PM): we need to talk.
Midvalley20 (11:31:04 PM): just get to the point.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:11 PM): omit apology?
Midvalley20 (11:31:22 PM): omit apology
Midvalley20 (11:31:26 PM): we need to talk.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:26 PM): k.
Midvalley20 (11:31:28 PM): that's all.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:31 PM): thats it?
Midvalley20 (11:31:36 PM): correct.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:40 PM): no "i want to know whatson your mind"
Midvalley20 (11:31:45 PM): no
dont4getmyheart (11:31:50 PM): no "dont be afraid to hurt me"
Midvalley20 (11:31:52 PM): none of those words are "we need to talk."
dont4getmyheart (11:31:56 PM): lolz
dont4getmyheart (11:32:03 PM): just "we need to talk"
Midvalley20 (11:32:03 PM): seriously, dawg.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:06 PM): no asap?
Midvalley20 (11:32:08 PM): no asap
dont4getmyheart (11:32:10 PM): no pronto?
dont4getmyheart (11:32:15 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (11:32:17 PM): asap is not in the sentence "we need to talk."
dont4getmyheart (11:32:24 PM): hehe
dont4getmyheart (11:32:27 PM): your being anal
Midvalley20 (11:32:29 PM): my goodness. teaching a girl to talk to a guy is serious business.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:32 PM): ANAL ANDY
dont4getmyheart (11:32:36 PM): ^_^
dont4getmyheart (11:32:39 PM): it better work.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:43 PM): ANAL ANDY
dont4getmyheart (11:32:45 PM): rofl.
Midvalley20 (11:32:47 PM): SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TEACHING WOMEN TO TALK LIKE MEN TO OTHER MEN.

[Call me J]

On Winnie the Pooh:

moderndaypaladin (6:02:24 PM): all I really remember is that I used to hate the character names
moderndaypaladin (6:02:28 PM): because they seemed stupid
Loquelf (6:02:41 PM): The only name I really liked was Kanga.
moderndaypaladin (6:02:43 PM): plus I felt that if everyone else had to be named by their species, Christopher Robin should have been Human
Loquelf (6:02:57 PM): Christopher Robin was human...
moderndaypaladin (6:03:10 PM): well the owl was named Owl, the rabbit was named Rabbit
moderndaypaladin (6:03:18 PM): so Christopher Robin should have been named Human
moderndaypaladin (6:03:20 PM): since he was human
Loquelf (6:03:25 PM): Ah, I see.
Loquelf (6:03:44 PM): I don't get why they called him Christopher Robin. Middle names mean trouble, you know
Loquelf (6:03:48 PM): Chris woulda done just fine.
moderndaypaladin (6:03:59 PM): yeah especially since he wasn't a red chested bird...
moderndaypaladin (6:04:07 PM): Christopher Robin is just showing off
moderndaypaladin (6:04:19 PM): I think he wanted to make everyone else feel bad that they didn't even have one good name when he had two
Loquelf (6:04:40 PM): Probably. he was the only non-stuffed animal based character.
moderndaypaladin (6:04:46 PM): I really wonder what happens at meetings of rabbits
moderndaypaladin (6:04:51 PM): since they all had the same name
moderndaypaladin (6:05:00 PM): is Rabbit here?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:02 PM): which one?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:08 PM): uhh... the one with the yellow fur
moderndaypaladin (6:05:11 PM): thats like eight of us
moderndaypaladin (6:05:13 PM): oh never mind
Loquelf (6:05:30 PM): I'm sure they have individual names that they don't share with outsiders.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:36 PM): thats probably it
Loquelf (6:05:40 PM): Like the Jellicle cats.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:43 PM): otherwise it'd just be rediculous
Loquelf (6:05:48 PM): Exactly.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:49 PM): E. E. Miline should have made that clear
moderndaypaladin (6:06:01 PM): it would have made my childhood a lot less traumatic
Loquelf (6:06:22 PM): He didn't expect kids to read too deeply into his world.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:26 PM): I spent many a day of childhood concerned about nomenclature in 100 Acre wood
Loquelf (6:06:31 PM): He was not planning for you, Shyam.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:53 PM): it would seem so
moderndaypaladin (6:06:58 PM): I'm so putting this in the convo thread
Loquelf (6:07:07 PM): Go on. I was thinking about it.

[The Wall]

AngelicMalice15 (10:20:01 AM): All I know is I can't take cough medicine
AngelicMalice15 (10:20:08 AM): My taste buds won't allow it
restitutionspork (10:27:24 AM): I'm sorry. Have you tried making homemade cough medicine? Then you could flavor it as you liked.
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:43 AM): I need the shit with kodine in it'
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:52 AM): It's perscription
restitutionspork (10:28:02 AM): Oh. If I were you, I'd do some heavy drinking.
restitutionspork (10:28:08 AM): That's what I do when I get sick.
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:49 AM): Your car doesn't work, you might not have a job, your boyfriend (who already has a kid) is from Virginia, and you do heavy drinking
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:57 AM): I smell Grammy winning country song
restitutionspork (10:29:43 AM): If the Jack D doesn't do it, try moonshine. It's pretty easy to make if you've got garden hoses, a couple of jugs and some PVC pipe. And a working stovetop. Ha ha. It's true. My life fucking sucks. I wish I were dead. And yet...I still don't listen to My Chemical Romance. Awesome.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:22 AM): Oh
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:26 AM): That was low.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:36 AM): It doesn't matter
restitutionspork (10:30:39 AM): I did it for Johnny Cash.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:44 AM): we all have something we shouldn't do
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:58 AM): Some people smoke, some people like MCR, some people DRINK WHEN THEY'RE ILL.

[Karuka]

Between me and a friend who lives two hours in my past:

Me: Good morning.
Her: Hey, it's still May for me.
Her: ^_^
Me: I'm in June! MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Her: Why does that entitle an evil laugh?
Me: Because it does.
Her: Alrighty then.
Me: I am in your FUTURE and talking to you.

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (9:29:55 PM): Why red lenses?
Jack Raynes (9:30:05 PM): Because red lenses look good.
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:17 PM): They have sun glasses lenses now
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:26 PM): Would you like red tinted versions of those?
Jack Raynes (9:30:48 PM): Haven't you ever seen that scene in a movie or videogame, where it's pitch black and you suddenly see two big red glowing eyes appear, and it gets closer and you see it's a commando wearing a gas mask.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:01 PM): That is pretty bad ass.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:17 PM): A gas mask would go well with a Bakaclava and a swat helmet
Jack Raynes (9:31:28 PM): Indeed.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:40 PM): I ...I actually own the other two things
Jack Raynes (9:31:47 PM): Fuck you, faggot.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:58 PM): It's for my Ocelot Soldier costume
Jack Raynes (9:32:10 PM): FUCK YOU.
AngelicMalice15 (9:32:15 PM): I have the beret too.
Jack Raynes (9:32:21 PM): FUCK
Jack Raynes (9:32:22 PM): YOU

[Zook Murnig]

HPRinku (7:39:34 PM): Oh god MGS1 is hard.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:43:26 PM): Oh God, Manda wants me to do this (http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g291/sherrer/jewlery/penisear.jpg) to her.
HPRinku (7:43:55 PM): God damnit, I'm eating.

[Karuka]

Oren and I, on a project we're collaborating on:

somniumsaptior (8:22:44 PM): are you doing this with a touch pad? O_O
Loquelf (8:23:13 PM): yes.
Loquelf (8:23:15 PM): I don't have a mouse.
somniumsaptior (8:23:19 PM): O_O

[streak101]

A conversation I had with Hector, a friend of mine.

Hector: Finally the school year is over,and frankly in my point of view for the 9th graders the epic journey has just begun and the 10th going to the 11th grade the journey is nearly complete,for the 11th graders the journeys already over,and the 12th graders...why the hell are they in the story!?

Giancarlo: that is a funny bulletin you posted

Hector: I'm serious what is so special about the 12th graders anyway,they don't even take school seriously they just skip class all day and don't do shit i mean we're the one's doing the shit load of work not them they're just at the beach surfing and what not.

Giancarlo: hmm...true, but since they DO skip, everything they catch us for we can blame it on them.

Hector: your right,so from now on starting next school year im going to push a security guard down the stairs and blame it on the 12th graders and I'll never get caught,great idea.

Giancarlo: duh, I mean, what proof do they have that it WASN'T the Seniors? They're never around, it's only fitting that they mess around when they are in school! lol besides, push the fat guys down the stairs it'll take at least three full grown men to turn em around to catch you.

Hector: alright first I'll push the fat guys down the stairs then the security guards,that way everyone would be happy.

Giancarlo: Rofl, no fool! The fat guys ARE the security guards! lmao

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: Heya


Auto Response from Alcoholic Slayer: Pizza time niggers.


Alcoholic Slayer: Hi
Alcoholic Slayer: Asshole
Sukoda Fox: lol, who's an asshole?
Alcoholic Slayer: I am
Alcoholic Slayer: For calling you an asshole
Alcoholic Slayer: Because I' an asshole
Sukoda Fox: good boy
Alcoholic Slayer: Good girl
Sukoda Fox: *bites* so what's up?
Alcoholic Slayer: I have an erection
Sukoda Fox: wow, really? You get those? I kind of thought you wre a crazy robot that never got horny no matter how much I hit on you.
Alcoholic Slayer: I used to be
Alcoholic Slayer: But some mad witch docter went Phonocio on my bitch ass
Sukoda Fox: wow, so now you... like girls? It's a miracle! *pulls her shirt up and show you her breasts* did that work!?
Alcoholic Slayer: Yes!!
Sukoda Fox: Woohoo!
Sukoda Fox: Maybe I should send you those naked pictures now!
Alcoholic Slayer: Do it
Alcoholic Slayer: You won't
Sukoda Fox: lol, you've already seen them anyway.
Alcoholic Slayer: Well I lost them
Alcoholic Slayer: Send them again
Sukoda Fox: Okay
ATTENTION: Transfer complete:

[Calx Vir]

There's nothing better than a good dose of Witchy, eh?

Unless you get a big helping of Calx, that'll fill you right up!

Smexy own.

[Witchblade]

Someone's a little jealous he can;t get a dose of Witchy. ;)

Sukoda Fox: so what's up, sexy?
Sukoda Fox: ah, jesus, you're not jerking off are you?
Alcoholic Slayer: I need top see more
Alcoholic Slayer: Actual nudies
Alcoholic Slayer: Not those pussy things
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: well I don't have actual nudies and you give me no incentive to give you any.
Alcoholic Slayer: I'll send you a pic of my DICK
Sukoda Fox: All right
Alcoholic Slayer: you first
Sukoda Fox: I don't have a dick
Alcoholic Slayer: Your vajayjay and tits
Sukoda Fox: You think I'd actually send you pictures of that?
Alcoholic Slayer: yes
Alcoholic Slayer: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Alcoholic Slayer: bitch
Sukoda Fox: www.xnxx.com there
Sukoda Fox: that should keep you busy for a while.
Alcoholic Slayer: so does your face
Sukoda Fox: *pins you down and rapes you* yeah well, if you were closer I'd keep you busy with my mouth, but sadly, you never did come up and visit me for my birthday.
Alcoholic Slayer: I'll come keep you busy
Alcoholic Slayer: My room mate has a car
Sukoda Fox: Oh, baby. anytime

[Winterhair]

Damn. My AIM conversations are never smexy like this. All they involve is emo girl whining and me "sympathizing." Holy fuck on a stick the universe sucks.

[Witchblade]

Awww, feel free to message me anytime and I'll have fun raping you. ^^ In much more grpahic detail than what Dan gets too.

[Winterhair]

Yay, finally, my rape-age is a dream coming true!
I shall do.
Hehe, and watch as emo girl goes and cuts herself...mwahahahaha. Sorry. But seriously, I don't mean to whine, but she does (whine) ALL THE TIME. Do you guys have friends like that?

[Witchblade]

Alcoholic Slayer: faggot
Alcoholic Slayer: faggot
Sukoda Fox: ass muncher
Alcoholic Slayer: faggot
Sukoda Fox: ass muncher
Alcoholic Slayer: faggot
Sukoda Fox: potato
Alcoholic Slayer: fagoot
Sukoda Fox: tomato
Alcoholic Slayer: fucking slut whorebag piece of shit\
Sukoda Fox: That's better!
Alcoholic Slayer: faggot
Sukoda Fox: aww... and you were doing so good.
Alcoholic Slayer: faggot
Sukoda Fox: jerk
Sukoda Fox: *offers pizza*
Alcoholic Slayer: suck your moms dick
Sukoda Fox: she doesn't have one
Alcoholic Slayer: Yes she does
Sukoda Fox: no, she doesn't. If she did, she'd be my dad, not my mom.
Alcoholic Slayer: no
Sukoda Fox: yes
Alcoholic Slayer: fuck you faggot
Alcoholic Slayer signed off at 11:29:32 PM.

[Winterhair]

Sukoda Fox (11:38:08 PM):Want to quest with A'rai?
winterscar19 (11:38:30 PM):Heeeelllllsssss yeah. Can I say YES fast enough? Nope. So i'll say it like this....
winterscar19 (11:38:34 PM):*takes a deep breath*
winterscar19 (11:38:40 PM):so you take about five dozen eggs.
winterscar19 (11:38:46 PM):start puttin them in a bowl.
Sukoda Fox (11:38:50 PM):lol
winterscar19 (11:39:13 PM):mix the FUCK out of em.
winterscar19 (11:39:19 PM):and what do you get?
winterscar19 (11:39:33 PM):PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *giant penis erupts out of bowl*
Sukoda Fox (11:39:42 PM):o.O
winterscar19 (11:40:03 PM):Something very random and funny I found while surfin' the web.
winterscar19 (11:40:06 PM):Like althanas.
Sukoda Fox (11:40:25 PM):lol
winterscar19 (11:40:37 PM):Except I was typing in "succubus" and "porn" and "demon" at the same time...
winterscar19 (11:40:42 PM):must have not been the best idea.
Sukoda Fox (11:40:57 PM):lmao!
winterscar19 (11:40:58 PM):But, hell, it brought me here.
winterscar19 (11:41:35 PM):so, huzzah for succubi, porn, and demons in general!
winterscar19 (11:41:49 PM):cuz everyone knows that demon sex is SOOO much better than regular sex.
Sukoda Fox (11:42:10 PM):Oh, of course. A'rai as a demon summoner knows that.
winterscar19 (11:42:48 PM):Lillith, oh gods lillith...
Sukoda Fox (11:43:05 PM):Hahaha!
winterscar19 (11:44:15 PM):Hmm...*pokes at bonds mentally* These are tough. Do I have to go hulk to get out of em? Because Hulk sex is so much rougher, y'know. "Hulk FUCK!"
winterscar19 (11:44:35 PM):or better yet...
winterscar19 (11:45:13 PM): falcon PENIS!
Sukoda Fox (11:46:09 PM):*rapes*
winterscar19 (11:46:18 PM):M'yes.
winterscar19 (11:46:38 PM):I'm so going to post this on the random IM thread.
Sukoda Fox (11:46:50 PM):haha, you have fun with that.
winterscar19 (11:47:09 PM):Thats what she said. Then she threw me the towel. o.0
Sukoda Fox (11:47:36 PM):*cracks the whip*
winterscar19 (11:48:07 PM):Yessssssss.

[Karuka]

Loquelf (2:23:19 AM): So, there's something I've always wanted to ask you.
Badly Ice Cream (2:23:27 AM): Yes Ill marry you
Loquelf (2:23:37 AM): Lol. Well, aside from that.
Loquelf (2:23:45 AM): How did you come up with your screen name?
Badly Ice Cream (2:23:56 AM): i don't remember
Loquelf (2:24:07 AM): I see.
Loquelf (2:24:28 AM): So, when should we plan the wedding for?
Loquelf (2:25:11 AM): :p
Badly Ice Cream (2:25:21 AM): Tomorrow
Badly Ice Cream (2:25:23 AM): Shotgun or no gun
Loquelf (2:25:31 AM): Works for me.
Loquelf (2:25:39 AM): Can you get to the U.S. in that amount of time?
Badly Ice Cream (2:26:08 AM): I don't want to get married in anyplace that has Ted in its name
Loquelf (2:26:30 AM): Okay, fine, then I'll meet you in Mexico.
Badly Ice Cream (2:27:12 AM): Can we bathe in Tequila
Loquelf (2:27:47 AM): Nah, I don't find the scent of alcohol sexy in the least.
Badly Ice Cream (2:28:14 AM): Then I guess the nuptials are off

[Crystal Suncrest]

More fun with Smarterchild

Me: Are you a Virgin?

SC: I don't need to answer questions like that.

Me: Is that a no?

SC: True dat.

'Nuff said

[streak101]

creno05051978 (4:05:29 PM): cause lorenor is readying one of -his- dirty tricks
PinkyAssassin (4:05:54 PM): Torrence could have sensed it?
creno05051978 (4:06:39 PM): no cause its something kinda like...special
creno05051978 (4:06:50 PM): he wouldnt know what to sense for
PinkyAssassin (4:07:01 PM): ah
creno05051978 (4:07:11 PM): lets put it this way
creno05051978 (4:07:18 PM): Lorenor's about to fire off his plasma gun
creno05051978 (4:07:23 PM): at least one of its charges
PinkyAssassin (4:07:25 PM): no homo
creno05051978 (4:07:34 PM): lol
creno05051978 (4:07:37 PM): i just got that

[grim137]

R34l l337 1 (11:14:34 PM): your sarcasm amuses me
snowshark56 (11:14:57 PM): yea thats what i was going for
snowshark56 (11:15:19 PM): well i have a kake and a bottle of rum and a new dress
snowshark56 (11:15:21 PM): so there.
snowshark56 (11:15:28 PM): cake*
R34l l337 1 (11:15:47 PM): fuck, I'll I've got is like 10 bottles of cheap beer and I'm getting shrooms tomorow
R34l l337 1 (11:15:53 PM): all*
snowshark56 (11:16:02 PM): were raiding fields for shrooms.
R34l l337 1 (11:16:13 PM): >.> nice
snowshark56 (11:16:16 PM): yep
snowshark56 (11:16:29 PM): my neighbor is quite experienced apparently
R34l l337 1 (11:16:32 PM): I am so going to laugh when you eat poisoned ones and die
snowshark56 (11:16:45 PM): hahaha no i'm selling some first, then seeing if they die
snowshark56 (11:16:53 PM): my logic
snowshark56 (11:16:56 PM): its flawless
R34l l337 1 (11:16:59 PM): right, I forgot you have business sense
snowshark56 (11:17:00 PM): flaw
snowshark56 (11:17:02 PM): less
snowshark56 (11:17:06 PM): thats right
R34l l337 1 (11:17:12 PM): just give them to dill
snowshark56 (11:17:20 PM): i make money and make sure im safe at the same time
snowshark56 (11:17:25 PM):
R34l l337 1 (11:17:54 PM): and if they are posionious you can give them to your enemies as a "peace offering"
snowshark56 (11:18:00 PM): hehehe
snowshark56 (11:18:04 PM): excellent
R34l l337 1 (11:18:56 PM): or if you know somebody in the pizza industry, mix those shrooms in with the regular shrooms at some little asshole's birthday party
snowshark56 (11:19:02 PM): hahaha
R34l l337 1 (11:19:10 PM): let little johnny or susy piece of shit have a real good time
snowshark56 (11:19:13 PM): i might be getting a job at a pizza place
R34l l337 1 (11:19:34 PM): here or in your home town?
snowshark56 (11:19:41 PM): here
snowshark56 (11:19:45 PM): in gulfport
R34l l337 1 (11:19:46 PM): thanks for the warnign
snowshark56 (11:19:50 PM): x)
R34l l337 1 (11:20:01 PM): I'll be sure not to get pizza if I'm in the area
snowshark56 (11:20:16 PM): good idea
R34l l337 1 (11:20:30 PM): you see now that makes me think I can't trust you
R34l l337 1 (11:20:48 PM): and that would mean as soon as I find out where you sleep I have to slit your bitch throat
snowshark56 (11:20:52 PM): hmm wherever did you get that idea
snowshark56 (11:20:57 PM): if you were alive
snowshark56 (11:21:00 PM): x)
R34l l337 1 (11:21:52 PM): touche, we'll see whose alive when one of us dies
snowshark56 (11:22:02 PM): ...obviously.
R34l l337 1 (11:22:14 PM): exactly, you can't argue with my logic
snowshark56 (11:22:24 PM): but that doesnt make it flawless
R34l l337 1 (11:22:25 PM): because your female
snowshark56 (11:22:36 PM): which means i'm smarter by default
R34l l337 1 (11:22:59 PM): the fact that you would assume that proves your gender's inferiority to mine
snowshark56 (11:23:21 PM): at least i can spell, dipshit.
R34l l337 1 (11:23:31 PM): ouch, low blow
R34l l337 1 (11:24:14 PM): plus dipshit's not technically a word and correct spelling of it would be dip shit, just as Word
R34l l337 1 (11:24:17 PM): ask*
R34l l337 1 (11:24:18 PM): fuck you
snowshark56 (11:24:30 PM): not always true
snowshark56 (11:24:38 PM): do you believe everything you read on the interweb?
R34l l337 1 (11:24:48 PM): no
R34l l337 1 (11:25:02 PM): but I was going off the spell checker on Microsoft Word
snowshark56 (11:27:16 PM): fail.
snowshark56 (11:27:31 PM): if the whole world were fail, you'd be the king.
R34l l337 1 (11:27:51 PM): Really babe, how did I fail this time?
snowshark56 (11:27:57 PM): fail.
snowshark56 (11:28:03 PM): dont question my logic
snowshark56 (11:28:11 PM): because its flawless
R34l l337 1 (11:28:31 PM): But question leads to answering, if you cannot prove your logic is flawless then it is simply circular not flawless.
R34l l337 1 (11:29:51 PM): The is espescially true with general statements such as "fail" well why do I fail? Because you said so? What makes that true? Because you say its true? Your using the same logic as Christianity and the Bible. The logic may fool the masses but not the enlightened. I assumed you were above that/
R34l l337 1 (11:30:05 PM): I guess I assumed wrong.
snowshark56 (11:30:07 PM): you tsalk too much.
R34l l337 1 (11:30:27 PM): In other words you have no arguement do you?
snowshark56 (11:30:39 PM): im not sober enough to argue at the momnet.
R34l l337 1 (11:31:19 PM): God no wonder Sean cheats on you
snowshark56 (11:31:27 PM): he doesnt cheat on me
R34l l337 1 (11:31:33 PM): Thats what he tells you
snowshark56 (11:31:42 PM): ..? well what does he tell you?
R34l l337 1 (11:31:52 PM): Jack shit, I'm just being an asshole
snowshark56 (11:31:56 PM): ah.
R34l l337 1 (11:32:03 PM): I figured you'd know that about me by now
snowshark56 (11:32:25 PM): just cause my logic is flawless doesnt mean im all knowing
R34l l337 1 (11:32:26 PM): I am a self centered, narcissitic, semi-bi polar, piece of shit asshole
R34l l337 1 (11:32:32 PM): have we just met?
snowshark56 (11:32:49 PM): hello this is sean
R34l l337 1 (11:33:05 PM): fuck you Kris
snowshark56 (11:33:08 PM): hahahahaha
snowshark56 (11:33:13 PM): but srsly this is sean
R34l l337 1 (11:33:24 PM): yeah that was funny once
snowshark56 (11:33:28 PM): yes yes it was
R34l l337 1 (11:33:47 PM): now its just stupid, even by your standards
snowshark56 (11:33:57 PM): lols
snowshark56 (11:34:03 PM): just doin it for the lols
R34l l337 1 (11:34:38 PM): yeah I guess after dating Sean and having to put up with that 4-chan shit, your standards of lawls, or lols, would be lowered
snowshark56 (11:35:08 PM): haha although im proud to say that i never really did the whole 4 chan thing
R34l l337 1 (11:35:16 PM): thank god
snowshark56 (11:35:19 PM):
R34l l337 1 (11:35:25 PM): him and em and dillon was enough
snowshark56 (11:35:33 PM): yes yes it was
snowshark56 (11:35:41 PM): i have more productive things to do
R34l l337 1 (11:35:50 PM): like get shitfaced
snowshark56 (11:35:57 PM): drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and dring and fight!
R34l l337 1 (11:36:01 PM): or kill small children
snowshark56 (11:36:05 PM): i wish
snowshark56 (11:36:09 PM): we're fresh out
snowshark56 (11:36:14 PM): but we do have smoothies.
R34l l337 1 (11:36:56 PM): fresh out of what small children? come to my house theres I've got a whole street of those little bastards.
R34l l337 1 (11:37:19 PM): most of them are hardcore catholic to
snowshark56 (11:37:20 PM): hahaha now why do you suppose i left suburbia to begin with?
R34l l337 1 (11:37:29 PM): if you crucify them you can blame it on Jesus
R34l l337 1 (11:37:40 PM): actually I take that back
R34l l337 1 (11:37:47 PM): that probably only works on Easter
snowshark56 (11:38:02 PM): internat'l zombie day
R34l l337 1 (11:39:18 PM): exactly "I'm sorry about your kids, of what were their fucking names again? Ah well, you see Jesus came back and deemed them not fit to live so he nailed them to a cross and gutted them like animals. Your catholic so I'm sure you understand"
snowshark56 (11:39:33 PM): true
R34l l337 1 (11:41:33 PM): This conversation is filled with so much stupidity that I'm posting it online so a bunch of introverted little nerds can point an laugh
R34l l337 1 (11:41:37 PM): and*
snowshark56 (11:41:42 PM): whythankyou
snowshark56 (11:41:50 PM): be sure to credit me too
R34l l337 1 (11:42:07 PM): Don't worry, I'll just use the copy and paste function
snowshark56 (11:42:08 PM): where online, exactly?
R34l l337 1 (11:42:29 PM): no place in mind, I'll find somewhere
snowshark56 (11:42:42 PM): hmm okay welll have fun there.
snowshark56 (11:42:54 PM): you my friend, need a life.
snowshark56 (11:42:56 PM): badly.
R34l l337 1 (11:42:57 PM): this is what happens when you have nothing to do for weeks at a time
snowshark56 (11:43:08 PM): aww i would feel bad but i'm rendered incapable
R34l l337 1 (11:43:11 PM): but yes, I agree with you
R34l l337 1 (11:43:37 PM): besides, its not like you're capable of feeling normal human emotions
R34l l337 1 (11:43:52 PM): well aside from hatred
R34l l337 1 (11:43:56 PM): and sadism
R34l l337 1 (11:44:35 PM): the opposite of sadism (I'm not even going to make an effort spell that word, I'm not exactly sober either)
snowshark56 (11:45:53 PM): ?
snowshark56 (11:46:03 PM): i feel other normal emotions
R34l l337 1 (11:46:10 PM): like what?
snowshark56 (11:46:28 PM): ..... x)
snowshark56 (11:46:31 PM): you know
R34l l337 1 (11:46:46 PM): hornyness doesn't count as an emotion
snowshark56 (11:46:51 PM): no no no
snowshark56 (11:46:55 PM): thats silly
R34l l337 1 (11:47:31 PM): and happyness while you cause pain is just sadism
snowshark56 (11:47:42 PM): but sadism is not by definition an emotion
R34l l337 1 (11:47:48 PM): true
R34l l337 1 (11:48:26 PM): so I guess the only true emotion you seem to be capable of feeling is hatred, and I guess happiness when very specific circumstances are met
snowshark56 (11:48:35 PM): not true
snowshark56 (11:48:42 PM): im happy when sean's here
snowshark56 (11:49:01 PM): and when the puppy chews up emily's 60 dollar bras
R34l l337 1 (11:49:06 PM): thats sadism
snowshark56 (11:49:09 PM): because thats just plain amusing
snowshark56 (11:49:22 PM): not the sean part
R34l l337 1 (11:49:29 PM): exactly, you are happy when certain very spefic conditions are met
snowshark56 (11:49:42 PM): fair enough x)
snowshark56 (11:49:47 PM): i see nothing wrong with that
R34l l337 1 (11:50:02 PM): Sean arrivial means somebody who you can torture because he'll put up with it in hopes that you'll eventually put out in the end
snowshark56 (11:50:08 PM): well having sean here is not a very specific condition since he practically lives here
snowshark56 (11:50:31 PM): hes actually the one person i dont torture.
snowshark56 (11:50:43 PM): a simple flaw in my programming.
R34l l337 1 (11:50:59 PM): I'm going to avoid the obvious BDSM joke here
snowshark56 (11:51:04 PM): ..?
snowshark56 (11:51:09 PM): whats bdsm
R34l l337 1 (11:51:16 PM): type it into google
snowshark56 (11:51:22 PM): :sigh:
snowshark56 (11:51:48 PM): *facepalm*
R34l l337 1 (11:51:51 PM): lol
snowshark56 (11:51:54 PM): rly?
R34l l337 1 (11:52:24 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
snowshark56 (11:52:43 PM): ok only sometimes when we're reeeealllllly strung out.

[Veatrix]

somniumsaptior (12:12:58 AM): talk to [insert judge name here] and tell him to rip your thread to bits.
Veatrix Bane (12:13:07 AM): I totally will.
Veatrix Bane (12:13:31 AM): Plus... I think I'm on his good side, rp-ing with him. He's a fairly active guy, posts just hours after mine.
somniumsaptior (12:14:36 AM): yeah... he posts pretty past.
Veatrix Bane (12:14:49 AM): Past... filipino accent on AIM!

[Tainted Bushido]

[19:22] SethDahlios: I blame you for this of course...
[19:23] SethDahlios: You invoked that man's name, and now he has been spotted on site...
[19:25] nekobooi: Oh?
[19:25] nekobooi: I'm haven't been that devious lately
[19:25] SethDahlios: Yes you have, you invoked Zero Hunter!
[19:26] nekobooi: Dear Gods above
[19:26] nekobooi: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
[19:26] SethDahlios: Tylors onsite now...you screwed up big time!
[19:27] nekobooi: It was just a joke!
[19:27] nekobooi: It WAS JUST A JOKE!
[19:28] SethDahlios: You knwo what this means Colin.
[19:28] SethDahlios: Newspapers...
[19:28] nekobooi: Goddamnit
[19:28] SethDahlios: THere is only one way to prevent your fate....
[19:28] nekobooi: What is it>
[19:28] nekobooi: ?
[19:28] SethDahlios: *hands over a pistol with a silencer* You know what to do.
[19:29] nekobooi: Kill him, myself, or Winterhair for baiting me?
[19:29] SethDahlios: Both, for Winterhair has not earned pennance.
[19:30] nekobooi: Should he be given a chance first?
[19:30] SethDahlios: Only if he sacrifices enough virgins.
[19:30] SethDahlios: I mean, the man wears pants on althanas for gods sake!
[19:30] SethDahlios: who surfs the internet in their pants?
[19:31] nekobooi: I don't know! this situation has spiraled way out of control!
[19:31] SethDahlios: FOr the Pantless Republic, you must fulfill your mission.
[19:32] SethDahlios: Take out Special Forces Pants, and eliminate Metal Gear.
[19:32] nekobooi: Can I go in with a weapon?
[19:32] SethDahlios: I just gave you a god damn pistol with a silencer!
[19:33] nekobooi: Yes, but this is Althanas!
[19:34] nekobooi: It'll get taken away 15 minutes into regestration!
[19:34] SethDahlios: The leader is Tylor, take him out by any means necessary, our plant Winterhair can serve either as a distraction by his death, or as a mole to ferret out the leader.
[19:34] SethDahlios: Now, here's how you sneak it in.
[19:35] SethDahlios: I want you to swallow the gun.
[19:35] nekobooi: Sir, ready Sir!
[19:35] nekobooi: Can I do it in pieces sir?
[19:35] SethDahlios: That will get you past the Registration mods.
[19:35] SethDahlios: Whatever it takes Private.
[19:36] nekobooi: I will do it sir! Have no fear!
[19:36] nekobooi: Should I give you a chance to repent?
[19:36] SethDahlios: We've given you a dose of tranquilizers that supress your stomach acid.
[19:36] SethDahlios: Once in the thread, throw up the guna nd get to work.
[19:37] SethDahlios: I don't require pennance, I never brought up that man, you posted his profile in public!
[19:38] nekobooi: I will do this sir.
[19:38] nekobooi: Are there any unknown elements to watch for?
[19:38] SethDahlios: Sword-4-Hire/Barbarian shoudl be watched for, as the leutenant to Tylor he may be a wrench in the works, you have clearance to kill, should he impede your mission.
[19:39] nekobooi: I have received Winterhair's Codec number
[19:39] SethDahlios: 140.39
[19:39] SethDahlios: Also, keep in mind that Witchblade's frequency is the same as mine 141.19
[19:41] nekobooi: Yes sir.
[19:41] SethDahlios: Oh, and after that theres this huge brain in a tank I want you to eliminate.
[19:41] SethDahlios: Mother Brain or something like that.
[19:42] nekobooi: This mission seems to have gotten a bit more complicated sir.
[19:42] nekobooi: Like, genre crossing complicated
[19:42] SethDahlios: Thats next mission.
[19:43] nekobooi: But if you know about the brain tank, that seems a bit more dangerous then the "Taylor"
[19:44] SethDahlios: Don't worry I have some bounty hunting bitch after it. It'll be distracted while you do your mission.
[19:45] nekobooi: Thank you sir.
[19:47] nekobooi: I shall begin immediatly. Though what if there is no action by the target?
[19:48] SethDahlios: Well then, proceed to IM insertion.
[19:48] SethDahlios: Chatroom being the preferrable method
[19:49] nekobooi: Don't know if I can sir. On Mac currently, still unfamiliar with the hardware.
[19:49] SethDahlios: Type in /debug
[19:49] SethDahlios: /flush
[19:49] nekobooi: /debug
[19:49] SethDahlios: Your screen will blank out, and your mac shall become a steaming pile of shit.
[19:49] SethDahlios: as it always has been.
[19:49] SethDahlios: This turns off the illusion.
[19:50] nekobooi: But, I like Colette! She's a nice laptop
[19:50] SethDahlios: You...name your shit?
[19:50] nekobooi: It was also free.
[19:50] SethDahlios: Free shit is still shit...no matter how you flush it.
[19:51] nekobooi: I guess so. Granted, I've been grilled about this by just about everyone whose seen it so far.

[Winterhair]

0_0

[Winterhair]

Double post. >=] Just because of my awesomeness.

winterscar19 (8:27:58 PM): Hey Karu. Haven't talked to ya in a bit.
winterscar19 (8:28:06 PM): How are you?
Loquelf (8:28:26 PM): Tired. I'm going back to bed in a minute, after I've done a crucial bit of research.
winterscar19 (8:29:34 PM): Oooh. Alright. Then I shall speak with you later, don't want to hold you up. And btw: I just spotted a one sentence post in the DitF. In all seriousness. I hope to the Althanian gods Raelyse judges it.
Loquelf (8:30:21 PM): Heh.

[Saxon]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[22:02] Jack Raynes: You should have said no dumbass.
[22:02] Jack Raynes: Now she's talking to me.
[22:02] Her: Alright Godhand. It's obvious you've got a problem with me, so let's get one thing straight. I'm not afraid of you or your weak insults.
Her: Now that I've said that, out with it. What do you have against me?
Jack Raynes: Sorry, I was eating.
Jack Raynes: Anyway, yeah.
Jack Raynes: You should probably kill yourself.
[22:04] jackraynes: Her: Why? Not all heroes were meant to be strong
Jack Raynes: What?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Midvalley20 (11:33:20 PM): i had another scarring experience this morning
Midvalley20 (11:33:37 PM): i was walking through wal-mart, past the photo center
Midvalley20 (11:33:45 PM): i looked over and saw a little girl sitting in a cart
Midvalley20 (11:33:57 PM): she dropped her sippy cup, looked at me, stretched her arms out, and said "dada!"
Oberst Christoph (11:34:17 PM): AAAaAAAAaaAAAAaAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Midvalley20 (11:34:27 PM): that's exactly what i did.
Midvalley20 (11:34:50 PM): i booked it
Midvalley20 (11:35:00 PM): grabbed the bread off the shelf, and cashed out at the other end of the store.
Oberst Christoph (11:35:10 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (11:35:28 PM): i never want to hear those words spoken to me again.
Oberst Christoph (11:36:26 PM): You should have eaten her.
Midvalley20 (11:36:58 PM): destroying evidence... good call

[Crystal Suncrest]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[22:02] Jack Raynes: You should have said no dumbass.
[22:02] Jack Raynes: Now she's talking to me.
[22:02] Her: Alright Godhand. It's obvious you've got a problem with me, so let's get one thing straight. I'm not afraid of you or your weak insults.
Her: Now that I've said that, out with it. What do you have against me?
Jack Raynes: Sorry, I was eating.
Jack Raynes: Anyway, yeah.
Jack Raynes: You should probably kill yourself.
[22:04] jackraynes: Her: Why? Not all heroes were meant to be strong
Jack Raynes: What?


I'm the Her in that, by the way. Godhand seems to think I'm a Girl.

Speaking of which, after skipping a few lines, here is how most of the rest of that convo between me and Godhand went.
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Him: Why do I need a reason to dislike you?

Me: Good point

So let me guess, you just like to insult people for no reason?

Him: Yes, that is it.

Me: You honestly are good at it, but just like the diapers on a poor family's baby, your insults almost never get changed, and they eventually Stink.

him: That's a cute analogy and much more than I'd expect from a sexually confused young woman (?) with a crippling case of ADD.

Me: Well, you got the ADD part right.

Too bad you never learned to ADD 1+1

him: OH SNAP!

him: I just got burned by a functionally retarded kid.

him: Shouldn't you be at the city dumb slamming a refridgerater into your hilariously enlarged forehead?

him: I mean dump, but it worked so well, I couldn't bring myself to change it.

him: Plus I suspect you have dyslexia, so more than likely you read it as I intended.

him: It takes you an average of 3 minutes to respond to each of my jabs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

him: Apart from ADD, Dyslexia, Schizophrenia and mild retardation, I mean.

Me: LOL. Yeah it did work quite well. Thing is, I'd go to the city dumb, but you'd own it.

him: OH SNAP! AND ONLY 9 MINUTES LATER!

me: I'm a slow typer AND i've got multiple chat windows open.

him: Plus ADD and all that other shit I just mentioned.

me: LEARN TO COUNT!

It was 4 minutes later.

him: I'm not actually keeping a stopwatch, you Aspergin' Fuck.

Me: Aspergin? That even a word?

Me: OMG. Look. I replied fast. It must be a miracle.

him: Are you saying you don't suffer from a DEVASTATING case of Aspergers syndrome. Is that your claim?

him: The ritalin you mainlined must finally be taking effect.

me: Yup, unlike you.

him: What?

him: Are you saying I'm not taking effect?

him: I find that a dubious claim.

me: Ritalin? I don't take Ritalin.

him: Holy shit. You definately should.

him: Wow. This explains a lot.

me: You know Godhand, maybe you should lay down. You are having an actual moment where you seem nice.

Me: Are you ill

him: I believe you are misinterpreting my surprise that you are unmedicated for a lack of contempt.

him: I can't believe they let subnormals like you run free. They should at least take you to a farm or some shit.

Me: I escaped the asylum.

Me: That explain things?

him: God, I'm slick.

me: I don't think God cares.

him: Ask someone to explain that farm joke to you.

him: I'm sure it will be the highlight of the night

Me: Yeah, I'm sure it will be.

Actually, nevermind. All your insults are too funny Geezerhand.

him: I know. Aren't I just the worst?

me: but the highlight of my night, was trying to insult you

him: It was a good try, I guess.

me: yeah, you are the worst... You can't even insult people right.

him: But you must understand that I will never be upset by anything anyone says. The whole world could come together and call me a triple Hitler and it wouldn't matter because I am in love with myself.

him: I just caught a glimpse of my beautiful fuckin' visage in the mirror. Lord, my sideburns are positively righteous. My sideburns could get elected for fuckin' Pope.

me: I got 2 words for you.

(And as much as I like wrestling, they aren't suck it.)

him: I know, I know.

him: "Awesome sideburns".

him: You're totally right.

me: EPIC FAILURE!

him: I totally agree with you.

him: Oh God.

him: You're a fucking subnormal quoting 4chan.

him: Have you ever been to /b/?

me: I almost never visit 4chan.

And what is /b/?

him: YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER!

me: In total, I think I've visited 4chan twice.

me: By the way, I will agree with you on one thing. You do have nice sideburns.

him: don't try to butter me up, nigra. You haven't even seen them

him: But you are right. They are glorious.

me: Too bad your other burns suck.

him: OH NOEZ!

him: Pwn : (

me: And I don't see what the hell makes you think I'm black or female. You must be looking at the wrong person

him: Firstly I call everyone nigger.

him: Secondly, I say you're a girl because you're a fucking girl.

him: You could have the biggest cock in the world and you would still be a girl to me, simply because that is what you sound like, and that is what I perceive you as.

me: no girl would have the BALLS to talk to you.

him: oh, you would definitely be surprised.

him: Most people think they are THE CHOSEN ONE that will TAKE ME DOWN A PEG, when in reality they should GET BACK TO THE OVEN so they can be GASSED LIKE THE FILTHY ANIMALS THEY ARE

me: Oh, my mistake. I forgot about the girl that bit your balls off. What was she, 9 years old?

him: Are you calling me a pedophile?

him: I resent that, you unmedicated basket case.

me: You resent it?

No denying it?

Him: Nevar!

him: I stuck it in her pooper and did a barrel roll.

him: But you'll never prove it.

me: It's hilarious enough to hear you admit it.

him: Don't judge our love.

me: OMG. Love? Don't tell me you married her after she bit your balls off.

him: We now have 2 kids, and a third on the way.

me: All without your BALLS?

him: I am a giant among men.

me: Fine then. Without your GIANT BALLS?

him: Without my giant balls. That is how much of a man I am.

him: I fathered 3 children through concentration alone.

him: With a 9 year old girl.

him: AWWW YEAHHH WHO BRINGS THE PAIN.

Him: Okay, I'm bored

him: See ya.

Me: Later

[Godhand]

Seriously, it took her like two and a half fucking minutes to reply to every one of my messages. Also, you can't really see it when it's all layed out like that but there was something like a thirty minute period of dead air between me asking who brings the pain to "fuck you, I'm bored" and then leaving.

Edit: P.S. I never actually said fuck you in the original conversation but I probably meant to so here it is.

[Edward Judorne]

Seriously, it took her like two and a half fucking minutes to reply to every one of my messages. Also, you can't really see it when it's all layed out like that but there was something like a thirty minute period of dead air between me asking who brings the pain to "fuck you, I'm bored" and then leaving.

I told you already, multiple chat windows and a slow typer. Oh, and before Godhand mentions it, that doesn't explain the 30 minute (as he claims it, anyway) delay.

That one was because I had nothing to say. He was no longer insulting me, so there was no reason left to talk to him.

[Godhand]

What about my winning personality?

[Edward Judorne]

Want to get on AIM and talk about it now?

[Godhand]

Oh God no.

[Winterhair]

him: I stuck it in her pooper and did a barrel roll.

So brilliant it deserves to be quoted.

[Saxon]

"I stuck it in her pooper and did a barrel roll."--Godhand


If you're going to quote somebody, do it right, eh? ;)

[Winterhair]

Godhanded. ;)
Seriously though. Who saw that line and didn't crack up?

[Karuka]

Loquelf (3:28:39 AM): I want chocolate pudding.
SethDahlios (3:29:02 AM): I want a gold plated toilet
SethDahlios (3:29:05 AM): just not in the cards baby
Loquelf (3:29:23 AM): I can go make some fast.
Loquelf (3:29:34 AM): No gold plated toilet for you, but I can have my pudding!
SethDahlios (3:29:40 AM): fuck...

[Winterhair]

superfluospooner (4:25:40 PM): It's almost time for mighty mormon time.
superfluospooner (4:25:42 PM): Ooh, okay.
winterscar19 (4:26:41 PM): ewwwwww.
winterscar19 (4:27:22 PM): Lol, is Sandra and Eva going to see them too?
superfluospooner (4:28:03 PM): Yup
superfluospooner (4:28:08 PM): We're all here
winterscar19 (4:28:17 PM): Lol, okay say hi to them for me.
superfluospooner (4:29:05 PM): They say hi back
superfluospooner (4:29:14 PM): Sandra said oooooghlaaaaakakjdhflksdjfhsdf
winterscar19 (4:29:40 PM): Tell her I said kjsvlmlxgklfmkljlkvkl;slkmvklmmsklvnklsnkj dxklnklsjxklmvljl;jvlkijv;lcjkljgvkljklgjvjklgvjfl kjvl sjljvskjl; jtm.
superfluospooner (4:31:38 PM): Okay

[Skie and Avery]

restitutionspork (8:38:48 PM): Well, now it's you doing the penalizing. =P
Oberst Christoph (8:39:04 PM): I'll penalize you any time, baby!
Oberst Christoph (8:39:05 PM): Lol!
restitutionspork (8:39:31 PM): Rawr! Oh yeah. Dock that Clarity, you know I like it when you take points from Technique. Yes!
Oberst Christoph (8:40:07 PM): Lol
Oberst Christoph (8:40:41 PM): Oh, but technique and pacing are my strong points... if you know what I mean.
Oberst Christoph (8:41:04 PM): And I always give the ladies great Wildcard scores.
restitutionspork (8:41:18 PM): Ooo! *fans self* I do believe I'm getting the vapors.

[oren]

a: dudes! check out the title of this book . . . Mommy, I'm Scared: How TV and Movies Frighten Children and What We Can Do to Protect Them
b: . . .wow. . .
b that it so sad
Oren: that is... wow...
b: I know eh
b: like. . .wtf?
Oren: exactly XD
a: I know XD
a: like, suck it up little Timmy

[Arsène]

This is completely unacceptable behavior from a member. Posting this kind of conversation, which clearly points out a member (who with a little research is easy to figure out) and ridicules his faults and actions, is both cruel and destructive to communal relationships. I'm not faulting you for having this conversation in private, I am however faulting you out for this on the public forum as a whole.

I'm asking you remove the above conversation and apologize.

[Godhand]

TamsSaysToYou: Also, Livejournal is awesome.
Jack Raynes: No it's not.
TamsSaysToYou: It is.
Jack Raynes: It's for faggots with the...The...
Jack Raynes: The OUTRAGEOUS belief that anyone gives a shit.
Jack Raynes: (PS nobody gives a shit)
Jack Raynes: Your mom died? Nobody gives a shit.
Jack Raynes: Your dog died? Absolutely no one gives a shit.
TamsSaysToYou: That's the great part. The people who do read my journal do give a shit.
TamsSaysToYou: Also I don't post about emo shit.
Jack Raynes: You got rear-ended while you were taking your gilfriend to Cold Stone? HOLY FUCK DOES NOBODY GIVE A SHIT.
TamsSaysToYou: Well, good thing my mom and dog haven't died and I haven't been rear-ended while taking a girlfriend to Cold Stone.
Jack Raynes: Mood: apathetic
Music: I LOVE RU by HIKADA WEABOO FUCKARU

[Winterhair]

This is completely unacceptable behavior from a member. Posting this kind of conversation, which clearly points out a member (who with a little research is easy to figure out) and ridicules his faults and actions, is both cruel and destructive to communal relationships. I'm not faulting you for having this conversation in private, I am however faulting you out for this on the public forum as a whole.

I'm asking you remove the above conversation and apologize.

Done, and my apologies.

[Empyrean]

Jack Raynes (11:31:13 PM): I can post nothing but shit and I'd still look like Chuckles P. Laughmeister compared to the rest of these assholes.
TamsSaysToYou (11:32:05 PM): Ah, I see. So your aim here is to make your mediocrity look awe-inspiring in comparison to the allegedly less witty minority posting in the thread?
Jack Raynes (11:32:20 PM): The P stands for Phunny, by the way.
Jack Raynes (11:32:30 PM): Allegedly less?
Jack Raynes (11:32:34 PM): Bitch are you fucking blind?
TamsSaysToYou (11:33:14 PM): Sorry hon, just pointing out your slightly pitiful aims.
Jack Raynes (11:34:01 PM): I can't take your shit seriously when you suggest, even in jest, that I'm on the same level as these fuckin'...Chuckleheads. That's like calling me a triple Hitler. YOUR MOTHER.
TamsSaysToYou (11:34:16 PM): See? You are easy to bait.
Jack Raynes (11:34:28 PM): I have latin heat.


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Jack Raynes (11:48:03 PM): I'm still pretty awesome.
TamsSaysToYou (11:49:23 PM): If by awesome you mean easy to bait, then yes, you will always be that. Lolz.
Jack Raynes (11:49:53 PM): Bitch please.
TamsSaysToYou (11:50:05 PM): You know it to be true, man.
Jack Raynes (11:50:23 PM): Chorus: bitch please.
TamsSaysToYou (11:50:30 PM): *not affected*
Jack Raynes (11:51:09 PM): Secretly we both know you're pretty badly shaken by it.
Jack Raynes (11:51:14 PM): Alright, gotta go! Hahahaha
Jack Raynes signed off at 11:51:16 PM.
Jack Raynes is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
Jack Raynes signed on at 11:51:28 PM.
Jack Raynes (11:51:37 PM): PS getting the last say means you're right
TamsSaysToYou (11:51:37 PM): ......that was very anti-climactic.
Jack Raynes (11:51:40 PM): Fuck.
Jack Raynes signed off at 11:51:43 PM.

[Melancor]

AngelicMalice15: Pokeball GO
Poseidon1776: mep!
Poseidon1776: *runs around to avoid the pokeball*
AngelicMalice15: *pokeball hits*
Poseidon1776: uh oh
Poseidon1776: *attempts to escape*
Poseidon1776: *gives up in exhaustion*
AngelicMalice15: Cory caught Poseidon!
AngelicMalice15: Cory decides to throw pokeball off cliff!

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (11:51:29 PM): Your HQ rewards are basically a welfare check.
Jack Raynes (11:51:39 PM): A sexy welfare check.
Jack Raynes (11:51:44 PM): That we basically got by killing people.
Jack Raynes (11:51:48 PM): I'm cool with that.

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: The Whooshi finger hold!? You're bluffing, you;re bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!
Ez150: I'm sooo confused
Sukoda Fox: lmao!!! YES! *pounce rapes*
Ez150: *eats*
Sukoda Fox: ohh, rawr.
Sukoda Fox: I hope I taste good.
Ez150: like turkey

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (11:31:49 PM): You weren't shitting
AngelicMalice15 (11:31:53 PM): The driving is like butter
AngelicMalice15 (11:32:00 PM): I'm playing GTA4 now
Jack Raynes (11:32:02 PM): Did you just get it?
AngelicMalice15 (11:32:05 PM): Yeah
AngelicMalice15 (11:32:20 PM): I fucking tapped a small post and my car flipped
Jack Raynes (11:32:32 PM): Go ahead, try to powerslide.
AngelicMalice15 (11:32:43 PM): I killed a lot of people trying
AngelicMalice15 (11:32:50 PM): What the fuck did they do to the driving?
Jack Raynes (11:33:06 PM): They said they were trying to make it more like real life.
Jack Raynes (11:33:10 PM): And less arcade-y.
AngelicMalice15 (11:33:22 PM): I've never seen a car flip so easily
AngelicMalice15 (11:33:31 PM): In real life, or arcades
Jack Raynes (11:33:33 PM): Too bad people aren't jacking off into the streets in real life.
Jack Raynes (11:33:44 PM): Shooting invisible jizz all over the road.
Jack Raynes (11:33:52 PM): Otherwise, the game would be pretty Goddamn realistic.
Jack Raynes (11:34:06 PM): Also, all the people jacking off have had nothing but sticks of butter to eat for the last week.

[Winterhair]

dead_voice_of_dead_angels: loser
hellbornehero: Nope. Just bettah than you.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: bettah?!
hellbornehero: Bettah.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: you are so gay
hellbornehero: (06/27/2008 09:55 PM): Betch.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: GAY!
hellbornehero: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: you stole it
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: bitch
hellbornehero: Yep.
hellbornehero: I tend to do that.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: yeah you do
hellbornehero: Steal panties that is. I have this black pair of yours...
hellbornehero: 8D
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: you do not
hellbornehero: Yep. I do.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: how?
hellbornehero: *dangles them in your face* Me to know and you to guess.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: i don't want to know
hellbornehero: lol
hellbornehero: so what are you up to.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: nothing
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: porn
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: you?
hellbornehero: mhm.
hellbornehero: porn.
hellbornehero: We think alike.
dead_voice_of_dead_angels: mmm

[Skie and Avery]

restitutionspork (11:44:45 PM): http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
Sukoda Fox (11:45:13 PM): >.> My cats would hate me forever.
restitutionspork (11:45:40 PM): I know. I can't think of a single cat I've ever known that would wear one for more than the half a second it took them to shred it to bits and then turn on me.
Sukoda Fox (11:46:47 PM): lol, pretty much. Plus it's kind of mean to make a cat wear something like that.
Sukoda Fox (11:47:42 PM): Three of those four pictures, the cats have a look of death lurking behind their eyes. Like they know, the moment the wigs come off, they're killing the person that put it on.
restitutionspork (11:51:43 PM): rofl. Especially the one in Pink Passion
restitutionspork (11:51:51 PM): I could see Cher with a cat in Electric Blue wig.
restitutionspork (11:52:59 PM): LoL The bullshit they have in the info is great.
Sukoda Fox (11:53:05 PM): lmao!!!
restitutionspork (11:53:09 PM): " Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.
Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline."
Sukoda Fox (11:53:35 PM): >.>
Sukoda Fox (11:53:39 PM): I high fucking doubt that
restitutionspork (11:54:38 PM): Srsly. All it makes "kitty" feel is fucking annoyed and uncomfortable. I'm getting a kick that part of the profits go to the ASPCA, because I think this constitutes as animal abuse.
Sukoda Fox (11:55:17 PM): same here
Sukoda Fox (11:55:20 PM): poor little cats
restitutionspork (11:55:24 PM): " Blue is edgy and electric. In this wig, Chicken sports some serrrrious attitude – she’s thinking saxophones, smoke and snapping fingers.
Blue gives your kitty a sharp look -- jazzy and totally copacetic."
restitutionspork (11:55:43 PM): I love that they use the word copacetic. That word always makes me think of diarrhea.
Sukoda Fox (11:56:20 PM): lmao!
restitutionspork (11:58:36 PM): No wig will make this dog look cute. http://bp2.blogger.com/_BD7xuMul8Wk/R8xx3d4HhWI/AAAAAAAAAe0/R8xMj0qJqBQ/s1600-h/05.jpg Although now it does look like a girl I went to high school with.
Sukoda Fox (11:58:57 PM): lol!!!
Sukoda Fox (11:59:03 PM): I feel sorry for her
restitutionspork (11:59:43 PM): Does this wig mask my slobbery underbite? http://bp0.blogger.com/_BD7xuMul8Wk/R8xxQ94HhTI/AAAAAAAAAec/di3q2Yj08mE/s1600-h/02.jpg
Sukoda Fox (12:00:12 AM): lol, nope, but maybe a little mustache would
restitutionspork (12:00:28 AM): I was feeling pretty bad about myself before I stumbled onto this nonsense. Now I'm certain that I'm an awesome person for the simple fact that no animal I have ever owned has ever been subjected to a wig.
Sukoda Fox (12:01:15 AM): lol

[Winterhair]

This conversation went downhill the moment it started.

hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:32 AM): Hi.
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): LOL NICE
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): WATS UP
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): Lemme see.
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): First thing to do:
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): eat cookies.
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): so I guess I'm eating cookies.
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:33 AM): AWESOME IM HAVIN PAIN SHOOT THRO MY BODY
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): o_O
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): MY ARMS MY LEG AND NECK I GOT HIT BY A CAR
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): I MENA BIKE LOL
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): o_O
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): Then how..
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): ....gah...
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): DRUNK BIKER LOL
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:34 AM): lmao
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:35 AM): I TRYED SMOKIN COKE BUT THE ICE CUBE GOT STUCK IN MY NOSE MY FRIEND SAID
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:35 AM): Brilliant.
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:35 AM): LOL
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:36 AM): YEAH IT WAS A DRUNK 9 YEAR OLD
hellbornehero: (07/06/2008 02:36 AM): o_O
sarahr1994: (07/06/2008 02:36 AM): NO I JUST FEEL DOWN THE PORCH CAUSE EM AND MY FRIENDS GOT DRUNK LOL

[grim137]

AngelicMalice15 (9:20:02 PM): Rubs breasts
R34l l337 1 (9:22:15 PM): so you decided to get that sex change after all?
AngelicMalice15 (9:22:26 PM): To a man, yes
R34l l337 1 (9:22:47 PM): so you were once a female?
AngelicMalice15 (9:23:18 PM): No.
R34l l337 1 (9:23:48 PM): but you said you got a sex change to a man, that means that at one point in your life you had to be something other than male
AngelicMalice15 (9:24:11 PM): Exactly
R34l l337 1 (9:24:34 PM): so you were either a female or a hermaphrodite
R34l l337 1 (9:24:37 PM): then?
AngelicMalice15 (9:24:38 PM): Nop
AngelicMalice15 (9:24:39 PM): e
R34l l337 1 (9:24:48 PM): then what were you?
AngelicMalice15 (9:24:55 PM): I was a uberman.
AngelicMalice15 (9:25:02 PM): It's a normal man, with a lorenor penis
R34l l337 1 (9:25:17 PM): what the hell made you want to downgrade?
AngelicMalice15 (9:25:26 PM): It kept getting caught in my zipper
R34l l337 1 (9:25:36 PM): I feel enlightened now

[The Bloody Son]

InfinityGuise: ...
InfinityGuise: Are you srsly high?
winterscar19: Nope.
winterscar19: zzzzzzzzz.
winterscar19: Nopez.
winterscar19: <_<
winterscar19: Dan was drunk though, last I heard.
InfinityGuise: o.o
InfinityGuise: Dan?
winterscar19: o.o
winterscar19: Yepp.
InfinityGuise: I guess it is friday...
InfinityGuise: I work tomorrow
winterscar19: Oh Danny boy.
winterscar19: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats epic.
InfinityGuise: I work 6 days a week.
InfinityGuise: Every week.
InfinityGuise: Dx
winterscar19: I work 24/7. Do you know how hard it is to exist? And I dont even get paid. Damn corner...Dx
InfinityGuise: ...lol
InfinityGuise: Yeah, well I make about 2300 a month doing what I do
winterscar19: I should take up prostitution too, it seems.
winterscar19: That corner will be OURS.
InfinityGuise: >_>
winterscar19: *darthvadermoment*
InfinityGuise: Your tits aren't big enough.
InfinityGuise: Epic Fail.
winterscar19: Ohsnap.
InfinityGuise:
InfinityGuise: LOOOOLOL
winterscar19: I can work on that, I swear.

[The Bloody Son]

InfinityGuise: rofl....
winterscar19: Teehee.


————— 11:25 pm —————
InfinityGuise: Sarah said that if you need some tits, you can have some of hers.
InfinityGuise: ;)
InfinityGuise: lolol
InfinityGuise: they're huge anyways, she has some to spare
winterscar19: Yes! Tell her i'll get the chainsaw and we can start right away.
winterscar19: n_n
InfinityGuise: She said fuck that
InfinityGuise: Lolol
winterscar19: Lolol
InfinityGuise: And now I've been promoted to protecting her
InfinityGuise: xD!!!!1
winterscar19: Teehee. "Protectin'."
InfinityGuise: Unfortunately for you, my dick starred in a movie. My Dick Vs Godzilla and My dick won.
InfinityGuise: Therefore, it epicly pwns chainsaws.
InfinityGuise: D:
winterscar19: I can see sparks flying from that.
InfinityGuise: Rofl
winterscar19: Too bad the movie sucked ass anyways, so it never "starred". And, if I recall, they used a minerature city and toy godzilla to film that. n_n!
InfinityGuise: LOL!
InfinityGuise: You're gettin' this x2
InfinityGuise: Sarah said if you come near with my dick a chainsaw, she's going to fuck you up
winterscar19: viciously delicious!
InfinityGuise: then went on to say that her nipples can cut glass and are made of diamond...
winterscar19: >_O
InfinityGuise: and therefore, pwn chainsaws also
InfinityGuise: LOL
winterscar19: I'm glad that I made her nipples so hard. >_O
winterscar19: Lololol.
InfinityGuise: She loled
InfinityGuise: xD
winterscar19: All over?
winterscar19: o_o
InfinityGuise: She said she was watching my pantslessness
InfinityGuise: >_>
winterscar19: I lol'ed EVERYWHERE.
InfinityGuise: FtR - I'm really naked.
winterscar19: Ohsnap. me too. FRODO!
InfinityGuise: LOl
InfinityGuise: She's crackin up
InfinityGuise: Poor dog
winterscar19: *spanking sounds can be heard*
winterscar19: Thats what you think.
InfinityGuise: O_________________________________________@
InfinityGuise: ohshit
winterscar19: We threw that ring in Mount doom, if you know what I mean. *wiggles eyebrow*
InfinityGuise: Stop touching Frodo's bagginz
winterscar19: Ohfuck, now you tell me?
winterscar19: His epifailsauce is ALL OVER ME. n_N
InfinityGuise: Actually...
InfinityGuise: >_>
I think that's a bit of weaksauce
InfinityGuise: =[
winterscar19: His sauce wasn't weak.
winterscar19: <.<
InfinityGuise: You'd better get checked out
winterscar19: probably.
InfinityGuise: Frodo probably picked something of Hobbits up
InfinityGuise: >_>
winterscar19: do I have to go to the Elves for that or....?
InfinityGuise: Sam and his Gonarexia
winterscar19: Nah, dwarves are better at probing.
winterscar19: All that diggin' in mountains and all.
winterscar19: Gimlisex FTW.
InfinityGuise: Careful though
InfinityGuise: cold, fat fingers...
InfinityGuise: >_>
winterscar19: I like'em fat, THANK YOU.
winterscar19: O_o
InfinityGuise: LA ECHWSD
InfinityGuise: OHHH
InfinityGuise: My fiancee said you'd like me a lot then
InfinityGuise: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
InfinityGuise: OH LAWDY
InfinityGuise: I'm goin' to bed
InfinityGuise: lolol
winterscar19: xD Bring it on, bustah. Lets see what you dwarves are MADE OF.
winterscar19: Me too.
InfinityGuise: I'll talk to you in the miorning.
winterscar19: In ur pantz.
winterscar19: Kay. c:
InfinityGuise: ;D

[Winterhair]

InfinityGuise (12:03:22 AM): o_o!
InfinityGuise (12:03:25 AM): Sheeeat
winterscar19 (12:03:36 AM): Lol, what?
InfinityGuise (12:03:37 AM): Dude, hit me up tomorrow - I have a totally wild fuckin idea
InfinityGuise (12:03:41 AM): Ohshit
InfinityGuise (12:03:42 AM): ninja
winterscar19 (12:03:44 AM): Okay!
winterscar19 (12:03:48 AM): Lol. Ninja?
InfinityGuise (12:03:56 AM): You're not on my messenger list
winterscar19 (12:04:14 AM): o.o I am invisible, so.....*shrugs*
InfinityGuise (12:04:16 AM): Says you're offine
InfinityGuise (12:04:17 AM): dude
InfinityGuise (12:04:18 AM): alright
winterscar19 (12:04:23 AM): yepperz
InfinityGuise (12:04:23 AM): listen to this, tell me what you think...
InfinityGuise (12:04:25 AM): o_O;;;
winterscar19 (12:04:27 AM): kk.
winterscar19 (12:04:29 AM): lol
InfinityGuise (12:04:31 AM): K, rdy?
winterscar19 (12:04:35 AM): Loving the expressions.
winterscar19 (12:04:37 AM): Yep.
winterscar19 (12:04:41 AM): Shoot me.
InfinityGuise (12:04:43 AM): My second character is going to be a golem...
winterscar19 (12:04:49 AM): Bitch yeeeeaaaah!
InfinityGuise (12:04:50 AM): And you're going to quest for me.
InfinityGuise (12:04:52 AM): >_>
winterscar19 (12:04:55 AM): <_<
InfinityGuise (12:04:57 AM): And then I'm going to follow you.
InfinityGuise (12:04:59 AM): EVERYWHERE.
InfinityGuise (12:05:01 AM): As a pwner.
InfinityGuise (12:05:12 AM): Like a drone, a slave
InfinityGuise (12:05:20 AM): A pack mule for your quests and shit.
InfinityGuise (12:05:24 AM): n_n!
winterscar19 (12:05:29 AM): !_!
InfinityGuise (12:05:36 AM): What do you think?
winterscar19 (12:06:18 AM): I have no idea what that face is. Sounds...interesting, but itd be much more useful as a NPC than a PC. <_< Plus I just got a bag of endless holding...just to be cheap. ahem.
InfinityGuise (12:06:30 AM): >_>
winterscar19 (12:06:30 AM): Teehee.
winterscar19 (12:06:32 AM): <_<
InfinityGuise (12:06:44 AM): I wanna make a character that's infantile in learning
winterscar19 (12:06:51 AM): Hmmmmmmmm.
InfinityGuise (12:06:55 AM): and slowly grow with someone else's character
InfinityGuise (12:07:01 AM): Not to mention, dude
InfinityGuise (12:07:03 AM): S L A V E
InfinityGuise (12:07:08 AM): He does what you say?
InfinityGuise (12:07:10 AM): lol.
InfinityGuise (12:07:19 AM): And I'm going to make it hysterically literal.
winterscar19 (12:07:21 AM): I have a prostitute already.
winterscar19 (12:07:25 AM): >_O
InfinityGuise (12:07:30 AM): If you tell him to jump, or whatever - he'll do it.
InfinityGuise (12:07:31 AM): xD
winterscar19 (12:07:36 AM): Sweetz.
winterscar19 (12:07:55 AM): Vincent: "Jump off that cliff."
winterscar19 (12:08:01 AM): Golem: "Yizzer."
InfinityGuise (12:08:03 AM): I really just want something fun and entertaining to do in the middle of waiting for other characters and shit.
winterscar19 (12:08:05 AM): *falls down cliff*
InfinityGuise (12:08:10 AM): Negatory!
winterscar19 (12:08:13 AM): c:
winterscar19 (12:08:19 AM): Sadisticness epicfail.
winterscar19 (12:08:21 AM): Sauce.
InfinityGuise (12:08:25 AM): he'll have rocket propulsion feets!
winterscar19 (12:08:26 AM): Ketchup.
winterscar19 (12:08:29 AM): BITCH.
InfinityGuise (12:08:32 AM): I'm thinking a mech golem
winterscar19 (12:08:33 AM): >_O
InfinityGuise (12:08:40 AM): from all ancient times and mechanical wars and shit
winterscar19 (12:08:46 AM): Oh snap.
InfinityGuise (12:08:55 AM): fuckin' reverting gatling gun arm and shit.
InfinityGuise (12:08:57 AM): n_n!!!
winterscar19 (12:08:58 AM): Iz he gonnaz have uberarmorz?
winterscar19 (12:09:02 AM): !_!
InfinityGuise (12:09:11 AM): helzyez
winterscar19 (12:09:22 AM): Yezzir.
winterscar19 (12:09:23 AM):
InfinityGuise (12:09:24 AM): You can like ride him and shit. And use him for protection!
InfinityGuise (12:09:25 AM): xD
winterscar19 (12:09:35 AM): Like a prostitute!!!
InfinityGuise (12:09:35 AM): Or kick him around and make him do funny shit
InfinityGuise (12:09:41 AM): Yezzir
InfinityGuise (12:09:42 AM): xD
winterscar19 (12:09:42 AM): Like a prostitute!!!
winterscar19 (12:09:45 AM): c:
InfinityGuise (12:09:52 AM): =]
winterscar19 (12:10:01 AM): A prostitute golem mech.
InfinityGuise (12:10:05 AM): lawls
winterscar19 (12:10:05 AM): I think we could this out.
winterscar19 (12:10:11 AM): ;D
InfinityGuise (12:10:21 AM): You think mech or or or ...
InfinityGuise (12:10:23 AM): OOoo!
winterscar19 (12:10:25 AM): Oh snap.
InfinityGuise (12:10:25 AM): Polymorph?
InfinityGuise (12:10:29 AM): n_n
winterscar19 (12:10:30 AM): o_O
winterscar19 (12:10:32 AM): N_N
winterscar19 (12:10:34 AM): Big n's.
winterscar19 (12:10:42 AM): Bigguns, heh
InfinityGuise (12:10:44 AM): An infinitely maluable form.
winterscar19 (12:10:53 AM): Made of prostitutes. !_!
InfinityGuise (12:11:06 AM): He could turn into a big ass fuckin sword ......
winterscar19 (12:11:08 AM): Necrogolem!
winterscar19 (12:11:14 AM): Of whore's?
InfinityGuise (12:11:17 AM): Or a HUGE shield.
InfinityGuise (12:11:18 AM): ...
winterscar19 (12:11:19 AM): A sword made out of whores.
winterscar19 (12:11:21 AM): ...
InfinityGuise (12:11:23 AM): Someone isn't getting any
InfinityGuise (12:11:25 AM): >_>
winterscar19 (12:11:28 AM): <_<
InfinityGuise (12:11:32 AM): lawls @ u
winterscar19 (12:11:39 AM): lawls @ your pants.
InfinityGuise (12:11:43 AM): ...
InfinityGuise (12:11:47 AM): Question.
winterscar19 (12:11:50 AM): Answer!
InfinityGuise (12:11:55 AM): Do you have to be wearing pants to lawls at them?
winterscar19 (12:11:59 AM): oh crap.
InfinityGuise (12:11:59 AM): ô___o
InfinityGuise (12:12:05 AM): llllmao
winterscar19 (12:12:07 AM): Never thought about that one.
winterscar19 (12:12:11 AM): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
InfinityGuise (12:12:12 AM): ô_-
InfinityGuise (12:12:19 AM): Kekke
winterscar19 (12:12:28 AM): So we have this:
winterscar19 (12:12:42 AM): a necrogolem bigass sword slave made of whores?
InfinityGuise (12:12:44 AM): No prostitution, whores, or poorly thought up sex ideas.
InfinityGuise (12:12:46 AM): -_-;
InfinityGuise (12:12:48 AM): fail
winterscar19 (12:12:49 AM): Damn.
InfinityGuise (12:12:49 AM): lol
winterscar19 (12:12:55 AM): brb.
InfinityGuise (12:12:58 AM): yes
InfinityGuise (12:13:01 AM): that's right
InfinityGuise (12:13:03 AM): you BRB
InfinityGuise (12:13:10 AM): go sex something then come back when you're sane
InfinityGuise (12:13:16 AM): Dx
winterscar19 (12:13:16 AM): *grabs dog*
InfinityGuise (12:13:19 AM): Ohsnap.
InfinityGuise (12:13:23 AM): Poor pooch
winterscar19 (12:13:29 AM): His name is Frodo.
winterscar19 (12:13:31 AM): Baggins.
InfinityGuise (12:13:33 AM): LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
InfinityGuise (12:13:34 AM): DJKHZSJKF
winterscar19 (12:13:35 AM): Bagginzez.
InfinityGuise (12:13:40 AM): Jesus Effin Christ
InfinityGuise (12:13:41 AM): lolol
winterscar19 (12:13:47 AM): But I call him Baggy sags.
InfinityGuise (12:13:52 AM): Frodo is so gay with Sam Wise anyway
winterscar19 (12:13:58 AM): Mmmm, samwise.
winterscar19 (12:14:00 AM): I'd hit that.
winterscar19 (12:14:01 AM):
winterscar19 (12:14:07 AM): Gotta walk ze bagginzez.
winterscar19 (12:14:14 AM): I'll brb....in ur pants.
winterscar19 (12:14:18 AM): Lololol.
InfinityGuise (12:14:52 AM): io_____o;
InfinityGuise (12:14:56 AM): x__o;
InfinityGuise (12:15:01 AM): WATCH ME NOW
InfinityGuise (12:15:03 AM): OH OH
InfinityGuise (12:15:06 AM): WORK IT NOW BABY
InfinityGuise (12:15:09 AM): YEAAH
InfinityGuise (12:15:12 AM): WORK IT WORK IT
InfinityGuise (12:15:18 AM): NOW DO THE MASH PATATAA
InfinityGuise (12:15:22 AM): TWIST IT BABY
InfinityGuise (12:15:25 AM): NOW TELL ME BABY
InfinityGuise (12:15:29 AM): DO YA LIKE IT LIKE THIS...
winterscar19 (12:18:20 AM): Epicorgasmicidea. o_^ A golem made of deformed necro pants with hundreds of bigass swords as zee vabric wielded by even more whores.
winterscar19 (12:18:31 AM): We'ez gotz uz ze winnerz.

[The Bloody Son]

Lmao!!

Win!

[Winterhair]

Thats what Sarah said. ;)

[The Bloody Son]

That is what she said. ;D

[Arsène]

I'm going to merge this with the random IM thread. Here's why:

There is no reason to make a separate thread for your conversation. Even if you think this conversation is the best thing to happen to Althanas and you want everyone to notice it, it still belongs in the random IM thread. If I let you make this, what's to stop anybody else from doing this same thing, flooding Althanas with what is virtually spam, because there is no real conversation to be had about what you've posted above.

No debate, no discussion, no thread. Those are the rules I've been told to follow as the OOC mod.

[Melancor]

[21:51] Matt: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: So what
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: He is a whore
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: a MAN-WHORE
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: Makes it even worse
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: its like...
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: 10 whores put together
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: and then you just attach a penis
[21:51] Gab-Rhy-el: and set him free to roam and whore around with everyone
[21:51] Matt: LOL
[21:52] Gab-Rhy-el: lol

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (1:21:20 PM): Is it true you can't reach higher levels of officer in the military if you have a tattoo?
SaluterNijj66 (1:22:27 PM): Yes.
SaluterNijj66 (1:22:43 PM): I have seen sergeants with hell a lot of em and they having ranked in four years.
SaluterNijj66 (1:22:56 PM): haven't*
AngelicMalice15 (1:23:48 PM): That's what I thought
AngelicMalice15 (1:30:01 PM): You have one?
AngelicMalice15 (1:43:42 PM): DO YOU?
SaluterNijj66 (1:44:24 PM): Yes, I do
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:42 PM): What's it of?
SaluterNijj66 (1:44:50 PM): A wolf
AngelicMalice15 (1:45:20 PM): My god.
AngelicMalice15 (1:45:25 PM): You a furry
SaluterNijj66 (1:45:37 PM): lol no it's wolf tribal thingy...
AngelicMalice15 (1:45:46 PM): So you're a native furry
SaluterNijj66 (1:45:54 PM): sure, that
AngelicMalice15 (1:46:43 PM): Is it on your penis. That'd be awesome
SaluterNijj66 (1:46:55 PM): lol no my left arm
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:20 PM): We'd call you "Wolf Penis"
SaluterNijj66 (1:47:28 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:31 PM): You could sing "Hungry like the wolf" when you do it
SaluterNijj66 (1:47:48 PM): lol I guess I could
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:27 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE
SaluterNijj66 (1:49:05 PM): oh wow
SaluterNijj66 (1:49:07 PM): that is so mean
AngelicMalice15 (1:49:23 PM): You'd be discharged though
AngelicMalice15 (1:49:31 PM): Because that song would make you instantly gay
AngelicMalice15 (1:49:41 PM): It has that power
SaluterNijj66 (1:49:41 PM): lol

[Skie and Avery]

Oberst Christoph (3:16:06 PM): Lol. You managed to get the every elusive Christoph to sit down with you.
restitutionspork (3:18:21 PM): Yep. He's practically a recluse. I had to lure him wit my feminininine wiles.
Oberst Christoph (3:18:58 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (3:19:08 PM): That actually worked? I heard he was gay.
restitutionspork (3:19:35 PM): Really? I heard he was polysexual.
Oberst Christoph (3:19:45 PM): Lol.
restitutionspork (3:19:48 PM): Like...octogons turn him on.
Oberst Christoph (3:20:19 PM): He must like all those sexy obtuse angles.
restitutionspork (3:21:30 PM): Oh baby! I be he's great at LONG, hard, sweaty division!
Oberst Christoph (3:22:17 PM): He always knows where to place a point in a triangle.
restitutionspork (3:24:38 PM): ROFL
Oberst Christoph (3:27:50 PM): mmmmm... he'll subtract your clothes and divide your legs anytime, baby.
restitutionspork (3:37:52 PM): rofl! That was pretty good, actually

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (7:11:45 PM): Guys like big pussies?
Sirusv2ptO (7:12:47 PM): I don't know, do homosexuals like guys with big assholes?
AngelicMalice15 (7:12:56 PM): Depends
AngelicMalice15 (7:13:01 PM): Did we make it that way?
Sirusv2ptO (7:13:07 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (7:13:10 PM): If anything, it'd fill me with a sense of accomplishment

[Godhand]

Jack Raynes: I just donated a thousand grains of rice.
Jack Raynes: Apparently that's a whole pile.
Jack Raynes: Well, fuck these guys. I'm done.
restitutionspork: rofl.
restitutionspork: Apparently emollient means lotion. That just sounds dirty.
restitutionspork: What's...pedagogy?
Jack Raynes: According to wikipedia, the encyclopedia idiots can edit, it's Sebastien Faure.
Jack Raynes: That every single aspect of a human being had to develop.
restitutionspork: Wow...according to free rice it's "teaching"
Jack Raynes: Oh shit!
Jack Raynes: Pedagogia!
Jack Raynes: Shit, what language is it in? That's a spanish word.
restitutionspork: rofl
Jack Raynes: This is weird.
Jack Raynes: It seems...
Jack Raynes: Too easy.
Jack Raynes: Like this is all a big scam. Am I really feeding some nigra by doing this?
restitutionspork: Probably not.
Jack Raynes: But hey, apparently it's legit and has donated like 47 billion grains of rice.
Jack Raynes: So says wikipedia.
restitutionspork: They probably have a set amount they ship out anyway, no matter if you know your vocab or not.
Jack Raynes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_rice
Jack Raynes: Apparently it's some shit with ads.
Jack Raynes: They put ads up.
restitutionspork: Ah, okay
Jack Raynes: And for every word you get right it's the ad people who pay.
Jack Raynes: Cool.
Jack Raynes: Fuck the ad people.
Jack Raynes: GodDAMNIT!
Jack Raynes: Thus, approximately 20,000 grains of rice provide enough caloric intake to sustain an adult for one day.
Jack Raynes: HUNGRY HUNGRY NEGROES!

[Godhand]

restitutionspork: LoL
restitutionspork: That should be a board game.
Jack Raynes: Put your hippos in blackface and paint the balls like watermelons.
Jack Raynes: There.

[AdventWings]

Thus, approximately 20,000 grains of rice provide enough caloric intake to sustain an adult for one day.

You have no idea... >_>

[Twisted Infinitum]

Real conversation.

Wife: Ow. *laying on floor*
Husband: Did I hurt you?
Wife: No, I hurt me. *gets back onto bed* If you hurt me, I'd complain more.

We should get points for dialogue in real life.

[Zook Murnig]

If we could post our phone conversations, that would be fucking awesome. Manda and I keep coming to that conclusion.

[Les Misérables]

restitutionspork (12:49:27 AM): lol. I see. So...the funny story?
AlexTheLlamas (12:49:34 AM): oh yeah
AlexTheLlamas (12:50:43 AM): i'm directing a production of my name is rachel corrie... started rehearsals less than a week ago, but i was getting the feeling this one girl named cindy had a thing for me
AlexTheLlamas (12:51:39 AM): despite the fact that she talked about her boyfriend frequently and seemed happy with him
AlexTheLlamas (12:53:06 AM): anyway, after we finished today i was talking to her about supernatural stuff, lucid dreaming, and various neat topics, and as soon as she left
AlexTheLlamas (12:53:58 AM): the producer, sam, comes over and starts talking to me. we discussed a bunch of production related stuff, until eventually we were the only people left in the building
AlexTheLlamas (12:54:11 AM): at which point (and this is the punch line of my story)
AlexTheLlamas (12:54:37 AM): he says "cindy is having sexual fantasies about you."
restitutionspork (12:54:48 AM): rofl
restitutionspork (12:54:59 AM): Lucid dreaming, eh?
AlexTheLlamas (12:55:05 AM): yeah
AlexTheLlamas (12:55:26 AM): that was one of the things that tipped me off... she just started talking to me about sex dreams
AlexTheLlamas (12:58:21 AM): it was hilarious because a) he confirmed what i had been suspicious of since i met her b) that he knew at all and c) he said is so casually without any kind of segue
restitutionspork (12:59:01 AM): That is pretty funny

[Visla Eraclaire]

If we could post our phone conversations, that would be fucking awesome. Manda and I keep coming to that conclusion.


Do you come to that conclusion by huffing paint, because it sounds just awful.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Do you come to that conclusion by huffing paint, because it sounds just awful.

Agreed.

[Artifex Felicis]

There's a bad moon on the rise now.


AIM IM with Wolf Biomancer.
10:59 PM

Reiko: hey

Me: hey hey

Reiko: how's it going

Me: Good and bad

Me: On one hand

Me: I have SCIV

Me: and I love it.

Me: On the other, I need to do something utterly disgusting tomarrow.

Reiko: cool and aww

Me:It's a n 800 plus steel bed

Me: S&M bed.

Me: There's a goddamn fuck swing bolted to the ceiling!

Me: *shuddder*

Reiko: wow

Me: He's in trouble witht he movers too.

Me: Because he wants them to pack them room that it's in

Reiko: heh

Me: Which is covered in wax from candles too

Me: And there's seperate drawers for male dildos and female dildos!

Reiko: yuck

Me: I'm wearing rubber gloves tomarrow

Reiko: good idea

[Witchblade]

Jack Raynes: Stick it in you.

Sukoda Fox: *rolls her eyes* Keep dreaming, Andres. We all know that's what you want to do, but honestly, I'm just not interested.

Jack Raynes: My goodness, that leap of logic might get you a gold medal if you chose to polevault in the olympics.

Sukoda Fox: Maybe so, but your face might win you some pity some day, if you actually get out of your apartment and let the rest of the world see you.

Jack Raynes: You mean my stunning, handsome face.

Sukoda Fox: Nah, I mean that twisted, broken thing that you apparently call a face and somehow use to speak with.

Jack Raynes: No, you mean my jaw-droppingly gorgeous face which I use to charm supermodels while simultaneously posing for portaits.

Sukoda Fox: Is that what you were doing? I thought they put you in that photoshoot because it was an advertisement for against using drugs while pregnant.

Jack Raynes: Well you were wrong. They put me in that photoshoot because whenever women see my face, the orgasm and get back to the kitchen to serve their male betters.

Jack Raynes: Awwwww yeah.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Midvalley20: oh dear god. system of a down's song BYOB is in GH4.
Oberst Christoph: o.0
Midvalley20: my hands burn thinking about the notepatern of the intro and verses
Oberst Christoph: lol
Midvalley20: seriously, dude.
Midvalley20): i don't see any expert run at that song going well.
Oberst Christoph: You can do it!
Oberst Christoph: You'll probably 5-star expert before you get that chick's number.
Oberst Christoph: :D
Midvalley20: what the fuck, man.

[Crystal Suncrest]

Midvalley20: oh dear god. system of a down's song BYOB is in GH4.
Oberst Christoph: o.0
Midvalley20: my hands burn thinking about the notepatern of the intro and verses
Oberst Christoph: lol
Midvalley20: seriously, dude.
Midvalley20): i don't see any expert run at that song going well.
Oberst Christoph: You can do it!
Oberst Christoph: You'll probably 5-star expert before you get that chick's number.
Oberst Christoph: :D
Midvalley20: what the fuck, man.



If you can't do it, I will. :P

[Skie and Avery]

Jack Raynes (5:03:05 PM): I didn't know he had a livejournal.
Jack Raynes (5:03:08 PM): Or that he still kept it.
Jack Raynes (5:03:16 PM): Christ, kids these days are losers.
Jack Raynes (5:03:22 PM): Losers I tell you.
restitutionspork (5:03:43 PM): Every once in a while he makes a post. I think I'm the only person who comments on it. Nobody comments on mine.
Jack Raynes (5:03:49 PM): Good.
restitutionspork (5:03:49 PM): Even though it is CLEARLY awesome
Jack Raynes (5:03:55 PM): That is a good thing.
Jack Raynes (5:04:01 PM): You losers should be getting ignored HARDCORE.
restitutionspork (5:04:29 PM): rofl At least mine doesn't resemble anything from when I was 18. I go back a few years and read old posts and it's like fucking emo bipolar central.
restitutionspork (5:04:45 PM): I go from super hyper and loving EVERYTHING to wanting to kill myself every other post.
Jack Raynes (5:06:02 PM): My internet is fucking up.
Jack Raynes (5:06:06 PM): Did you get my last message?
restitutionspork (5:06:56 PM): "You losers should be getting ignored HARDCORE." ?
Jack Raynes (5:07:14 PM): Jack Raynes: Everybody in livejournal is like that.
Jack Raynes: Livejournal breaks down into two types of people...
Jack Raynes: 1. stupid bipolar fucks and 2. DJ's.
restitutionspork (5:07:30 PM): But I'm not either one of those...
Jack Raynes (5:07:40 PM): Ho ho!
Jack Raynes (5:07:51 PM): Look into the mirror and you will be surprised!
Jack Raynes (5:07:58 PM): There are no exceptions to this rule.
Jack Raynes (5:08:01 PM): So which is it?
Jack Raynes (5:08:09 PM): Fuckwit or DJ Liquid Remix?
restitutionspork (5:08:22 PM): ....I made three mix tapes a few days ago.
Jack Raynes (5:08:23 PM): Or to put it in simpler terms, Cheech or Chong?
Jack Raynes (5:08:30 PM): God, I'm always right.
Jack Raynes (5:08:37 PM): Sometimes I even surprise myself.
Jack Raynes (5:08:40 PM): I'm so...Insightful.

[Crystal Suncrest]

nekobooi says: fatal Frame 4

I say: that a game?

nekobooi says: Aye

nekobooi says: The best way to describe it

nekobooi says: "It's a game about a sweet little game in a building th NOMYGOD!"

nekobooi says: sweet little girl*

I say: *steals* Lemme Play! Wait not a game about a game? never mind. *gives back*

nekobooi says: GAH!

nekobooi says: You got cooties on it!

I say: How?

I say: I'm not a girl?

nekobooi says: I don't know anymore!

I say: *Grabs a hose* Wash the cootie infested thing, Quick!

nekobooi says: *washes*

nekobooi says: OFF YOU HERETICAL BEINGS!

I say: I think it was that sweet little girl in the game that was the cause.

I say: Girls are always trouble. Even in games

nekobooi says: What if their gods and don't know it?

I say: Then they can't die if we stab them, but we can't let even one that's not a goddess live. Grab a weapon.

nekobooi says: Fair enough

nekobooi says: But what about the beings like the Manda?

I say: At that age, they aren't girls. they are women.

I say: Only girls have the cootie threat.

nekobooi says: Fair enough

nekobooi says: To perform a Herod we go!

I say: *grabs a sword*

I say: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!! !!!

nekobooi says: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I say: "No mercy!"

I say: *Kills every girl in the town*

I say: "Wow. that was a mistake. Angry guards..."

nekobooi says: "Kill the virgin slayer!"

nekobooi says: RUN!@

I say: *Runs*

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (10:53:40 PM): You remind me of the babe
nekobooi (10:53:59 PM): What babe?
AngelicMalice15 (10:54:38 PM): The babe with the power
nekobooi (10:56:11 PM): What power?
AngelicMalice15 (10:56:28 PM): the power of voodoo
nekobooi (10:56:38 PM): Who do?
AngelicMalice15 (10:56:41 PM): You do
nekobooi (10:57:05 PM): do what?
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:17 PM): Remind me of the babe!
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:27 PM): I saw my baby, cry hard as a babe could cry!
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:36 PM): What could I do
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:40 PM): My baby's love had gone
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:47 PM): And left my baby blue!
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:50 PM): Nobody knew!
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:58 PM): What kind of magic spell to use?
nekobooi (10:58:22 PM): Slime and snails
nekobooi (10:58:28 PM): Or puppy dog tails?
AngelicMalice15 (10:58:45 PM): Thunder or lightning
AngelicMalice15 (10:58:48 PM): Then baby said!
AngelicMalice15 (10:58:52 PM): Dance magic, dance
AngelicMalice15 (10:59:04 PM): Dance magic, dance
AngelicMalice15 (10:59:11 PM): Put that baby spell on me
AngelicMalice15 (10:59:18 PM): Jump magic, jump
nekobooi (10:59:25 PM): Jump magic jump
AngelicMalice15 (10:59:37 PM): Put that magic jump on me
nekobooi (10:59:48 PM): Slap that baby, make him free!

AngelicMalice15 (11:00:01 PM): There are so few people who would've caught on to that.
nekobooi (11:00:19 PM): Probably
AngelicMalice15 (11:00:29 PM): That just speaks loads about you and I.
nekobooi (11:02:27 PM): More then I would care to admit to anyway
AngelicMalice15 (11:02:44 PM): Then we shall never speak of this grim day again.
AngelicMalice15 (11:02:53 PM): *changes into an owl and flies away*

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (11:40:38 PM): http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/DSCN4578.jpg?t=1219203513
Sirusv2ptO (11:51:55 PM): That line never gets old.
Sirusv2ptO (11:52:10 PM): And nice creepy asian girl to your left.
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:14 PM): Boy
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:17 PM): They're all men
Sirusv2ptO (11:52:22 PM): Of course it's a boy.
Sirusv2ptO (11:52:38 PM): ..Why must you ruin everything for me?

[Godhand]

Oberst Christoph: Oh, I know you don't give a fuck about Warhammer 40k novels, but there's a book called Lord of the Night that I think you'd like. It's kind of a grim, dark, and gritty sci-fie noir, slasher, war novel.
Oberst Christoph: All... bolted together in brutal, gory beauty.
Jack Raynes: Oh boy!
Jack Raynes: I can't wait to read about tech-head necromancers reviving an ancient race of machines to turn the world into a post-apocalyptic sandbox where our heroes have to intrepidly scavenge among the dunes to find the SECRET COMPUTER VIRUS that will end up deactivating the robot menace!
Oberst Christoph: Well, too bad this book is absolutely nothing like that.
Jack Raynes: Says you, honkey.
Oberst Christoph: Well, I think I would know, since I've read it.
Oberst Christoph: And I'm being serious, here. I've never suggested a book to someone and had them not like it.
Jack Raynes: That's like saying "I've never ONCE lost a game of russian roulette."
Oberst Christoph: Actually, it's not like that at all.
Jack Raynes: Man, that was so...Clever.
Jack Raynes: I'm so insightful sometimes.
Oberst Christoph: Sure. But either way, read it. Prove me wrong.
Oberst Christoph: Because I don't care how bad you'll expect it to be when you start, you'll love the book enough to grudgingly admit that you were wrong.
Oberst Christoph: And THAT is a strong statement.
Jack Raynes: I got no time for your tabletop nonsense, man.
Jack Raynes: I've never rolled a twenty sided die IN MY LIFE. Not once.
Jack Raynes: And I'm proud of that, too.
Oberst Christoph: It's not tabletop nonsense. I haven't played the tabletop in a very, very long time.
Oberst Christoph: Yet I still read the books, because the setting is astoundingly good.
Oberst Christoph: And this author is astoundingly good, and the story he came up with was amazing.
Oberst Christoph: It had so much soul.
Jack Raynes: Answer me this:
Jack Raynes: If this writer has soul, the most important ingredient in any piece of writing, then why the fuck is he writing novels for a tabletop game?
Jack Raynes: Two possibilities.
Jack Raynes: 1) He knows it's got a built in fanbase and likes the money, in which case he actually DOESN'T have soul.
Oberst Christoph: Well, as I said, it's an amazing setting. Who gives a shit about the tabletop? Most of the tabletop players don't even read the novels.
Jack Raynes: Or 2) He falls into that wide, wide, wide gray area of writers who can't quite get published on their own merits and have to resort to writing glorified fanfiction.
Oberst Christoph: And writing for them doesn't pay much.
Oberst Christoph: And finally, he actually only wrote the one, maybe one other, and then moved on.
Jack Raynes: There is nothing in the world as hopeless and pathetic as fanfiction, friend.
Jack Raynes: No, not even furries.
Oberst Christoph: And is writing other books, now.
Jack Raynes: And THAT, brother, is a STRONG statement.
Jack Raynes: Alright, alright! I'll read the fucking book. Get off my back.
Oberst Christoph: Oh, hey, I hate fanfiction as well. But this isn't fanfiction.
Oberst Christoph: Fanfiction invovles using someone else's characters or writing in a closed setting, like Harry Potter shit. Ick.
Jack Raynes: Well what the fuck do you call writing a book set in a universe written by someone else?
Jack Raynes: And don't mention how we're doing the same thing in Althanas.
Jack Raynes: I'm already worried about that enough as it is.
Oberst Christoph: Haha, well...
Oberst Christoph: And the thing is, the universe was created BY the authors, little by little.
Jack Raynes: EVERY NIGHT I LAY AWAKE WONDERING IF I AM A FANFICTION WRITER
Jack Raynes: I TOSS AND TURN
Oberst Christoph: It's really its own animal.
Oberst Christoph: Hahaha.
Oberst Christoph: But anyway, it's titled Lord of the Night by Simon Spurrier.
Jack Raynes: Is that a pen name?
Oberst Christoph: I don't believe so, no.
Jack Raynes: Well, alright.
Jack Raynes: God, I can already imagine picking this up.
Jack Raynes: The derisive look the cute Border's girl will give me.
Jack Raynes: Like, "Oh wow, he's a NERD!? And he's so OLD, too!"
Jack Raynes: Ugh.
Oberst Christoph: Hahaha. She won't even know what it is.
Oberst Christoph: It's just another Science Fiction/Fantasy book to her.
Jack Raynes: Only nerds buy those, genius.
Jack Raynes: It's one step below buying a Harry Potter book, because if I bought one of those I could at least say it's for my niece or something.
Oberst Christoph: Haha. So THAT'S what it is. You're just worried about your image.
Oberst Christoph: I mean, do you have bad skin or are you 100+ pounds overweight?
Jack Raynes: Neither, but buying this book will probably make me both.
Oberst Christoph: Haha. Nah. But it means you won't even be noticed next to the fat, pimpy 35 year-olds with their magic cards and D&D rulebooks.
Oberst Christoph: I mean, there's a whole different level of nerd out there. A few of them, really. You'd barely even bump into the surface if you read every Warhammer book ever published.
Jack Raynes: Let's not go nuts.
Jack Raynes: And yes, I would.
Jack Raynes: I'd bump HARD.
Oberst Christoph: Haha.
Jack Raynes: Like a...Like a torpedo.
Jack Raynes: Shooting up.
Jack Raynes: Or down, depending on how you look at it.
Oberst Christoph: Okay, look. Take me for instance. I spent an entire summer marching in Drum Corp. I did marching band in high school. I've actually played the game warhammer. I've played D&D. I've played other RPGs. I play video games online. I play video games by myself. I've played Magic back in the days I care not to remember.
Oberst Christoph: THAT'S being a nerd.
Jack Raynes: Goodness, you are right.
Oberst Christoph: So whenever you're feeling a little geeky, just think of me and you'll feel better.
Jack Raynes: You are a big big faggot.
Jack Raynes: I'm doing that as we speak.
Oberst Christoph: See? Doesn't it work?
Jack Raynes: Yeah, I feel better about myself already. Faggot.
Oberst Christoph: Haha. I do what I can.
Oberst Christoph: But that's just half of it.
Jack Raynes: You have no idea how hard I want to steal your lunch money right now.

[oren]

Oren:"You should really consider christianity it's relaly good for you and did you know praising God is a ... <continue ramble>" me standing there thinking "Oh fuck..."
Never: no . . . no, please introduce us
Never: we'll try to convert them to the Chuch of Satan
Never: or sell them a vacuum
Never: "Have you heard the word of God?"
"Would you like to buy a vacuum?"
Oren: put an inverted cross on it just to see what'll happen XD
Never: sigil of Baphomet all the way, bitches
Oren: XD I'm goin to hell for htat.
Never: see ya there

[Breaker]

Sirusv2ptO (8:17:07 PM): A druggie, a redhead, a seer, and a super-kid walk into a bar.
AlexTheLlamas (8:19:18 PM): the bar breaks.
Sirusv2ptO (8:19:29 PM): Hah

[Karuka]

Loquelf (8:22:40 PM): I still need to edit in the Loki rant. "But not a ghoul. I KNOW what happens when you give a twenty year old a ghoul!"
SethDahlios (8:23:59 PM): What happens when you give a 20 year old a ghoul?
Loquelf (8:24:18 PM): I say 'hey, easy, torch it.' But again, they don't like that idea. I'm going to have to talk to these people, I thought that I was the oddball uncle. But I was the one saying 'hey, I gave my daughter a ghoul for her twentieth, and she never got over that fascination. Now she's stuck as ruler of Hel among all those dead people.'"
SethDahlios (8:24:51 PM): XD
SethDahlios (8:25:48 PM): Give a girl a ghoul, she'll want the whole god damn afterlife

[Lavinian Ambition]

[16:54] SethDahlios: wee hee hee hee
[16:54] Loquelf: ?
[16:54] SethDahlios: I finally found Seth, he was hiding in a dumpster behind the AM PM
[16:56] Loquelf: Silly ghoul.
[16:56] Loquelf: He knows he'll go hungry back there.
[16:57] SethDahlios: I think he was looking to jump the guy back there, I tossed him a hobo and dragged him back home
[16:57] SethDahlios: Felt good to actually ave the fucker about

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (9:16:20 PM): You're in the military, right?
SaluterNijj66 (9:16:29 PM): That I am.
AngelicMalice15 (9:16:42 PM): So, do they monitor your chat?
SaluterNijj66 (9:17:03 PM): No, this is a private internet service through Sprint.
SaluterNijj66 (9:17:10 PM): On my own private laptop.
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:17 PM): Oh. But could they, if they wanted too?
SaluterNijj66 (9:17:23 PM): Probably.
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:26 PM): Oh
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:27 PM): Ok
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:30 PM): HEY MILITARY
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:32 PM): HE'S A FAGGOT
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:34 PM): BAN HIM
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:50 PM): HE ENJOYS IMMORAL ACTIVITIES
SaluterNijj66 (9:17:50 PM): Ban me. Heh, how so very forumish.
SaluterNijj66 (9:17:54 PM): rofl
AngelicMalice15 (9:18:03 PM): LIKE ANAL SEX AND CHER MUSIC
AngelicMalice15 (9:18:24 PM): HE WATCHES GREY'S ANATOMY
SaluterNijj66 (9:18:35 PM): Neither of those are on my to do list. In fact, they aren't even on a list that could possibly even come close to being considered a list.
AngelicMalice15 (9:18:36 PM): AND LIKES IT!
SaluterNijj66 (9:18:51 PM): That as well.
SaluterNijj66 (9:19:16 PM): All this for eyes that might or might not even be reading this.
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:21 PM): Hey, military? Wondering why all the machinery lube is gone?
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:27 PM): He took it.
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:29 PM): And used it
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:33 PM): For his immoral acts
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:50 PM): He manned the torpedoes if you know what I mean
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:55 PM): I mean buttfucked
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:59 PM): That's what I mean
AngelicMalice15 (9:20:02 PM): Military.
SaluterNijj66 (9:20:19 PM): lol

[Karuka]

*stuff about me being hit on by a 19 year old boy and kind of brushing him off*
SethDahlios (4:06:35 AM): XD
SethDahlios (4:06:39 AM): you're what? 21?
Loquelf (4:06:55 AM): I will be at the end of January.
Loquelf (4:07:01 AM): Just twenty for now.
SethDahlios (4:07:10 AM): God I feel old
SethDahlios (4:07:13 AM): 24
Loquelf (4:07:40 AM): You'll be old next August, when you turn 25.
SethDahlios (4:07:54 AM): guess what great benefit I get at 25?
Loquelf (4:08:23 AM): Rent a car?
SethDahlios (4:08:26 AM): I CAN RENT CARS!
SethDahlios (4:08:31 AM): THBBBBBBPT

[Thursday]

Read the article anyway.

Throwing poison in the water main says:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Fearing_end_of_world_girl_commits_suicide_in_Madhy a_Pradesh/rssarticleshow/3467519.cms
Throwing poison in the water main says:
The way not to react to news of the LHC?
"For a Northern black man, it's like what Mordor would be to a Hobbit" says:
god *facepalm*
"For a Northern black man, it's like what Mordor would be to a Hobbit" says:
I just have to say
"For a Northern black man, it's like what Mordor would be to a Hobbit" says:
even though I'm a cynic fuck
"For a Northern black man, it's like what Mordor would be to a Hobbit" says:
I feel far better about it then turning SSJ Chicken Little like every goddamned retard out there
Throwing poison in the water main says:
Eric, what does the scouter say about the collider levels?!
Throwing poison in the water main says:
*Kills self*

[Irene]

Crystalsuncrest (7:25:22 PM): If we do some power posting we may be able to finish these battles today. lol
Hoyrel (7:25:28 PM): lol
Hoyrel (7:25:51 PM): Well, first, I
NEED, COFFEE!!!
Hoyrel (7:26:14 PM): Otherwise, I'm screwed
Hoyrel (7:26:37 PM): Once I get coffee, your screwed
Hoyrel (7:26:44 PM): Cause I'm just that good.
Hoyrel (7:26:46 PM): :P
Crystalsuncrest (7:27:23 PM): What if we both get coffee?
Hoyrel (7:27:44 PM): Then May the Thayne have mercy on the Server that houses Althanas...
Crystalsuncrest (7:31:31 PM): Luckily I don't have coffee. just an overabundance of Koolaid. Seriously, I have enough to make 9 Liters of Koolaid.
Hoyrel (7:32:28 PM): Coffee is better than koolaid.
Crystalsuncrest (7:32:37 PM): 2.2 Liters is 8 glasses, just for referance.
Hoyrel (7:32:54 PM): Seriously, go run down to Starbucks and get yourself an espresso, I'll wait.
Crystalsuncrest (7:33:22 PM): no money.
Hoyrel (7:33:32 PM): Steal it.
Hoyrel (7:33:42 PM): Or pay for it with your dashing good looks.
Hoyrel (7:33:54 PM): Stand on the street corner and beg.
Hoyrel (7:34:16 PM): *Need money for Espresso, will spin you a yarn for change*
Hoyrel (7:34:41 PM): ^ When Authors Beg...
Hoyrel (7:34:47 PM): lol

[Xos]

Hoyrel (10:11:19 AM): *bud Light*
Crystalsuncrest (10:12:33 AM): *Miller lite*
Hoyrel (10:12:37 AM): Everclear
Crystalsuncrest (10:13:25 AM): Evergreen
Hoyrel (10:13:41 AM): Green Mile
Crystalsuncrest (10:15:41 AM): 8 mile
Hoyrel (10:15:30 AM): 8 track
Crystalsuncrest (10:16:34 AM): Track and Field
Hoyrel (10:17:14 AM): Triathlon
Crystalsuncrest (10:18:03 AM): Tricycle
Hoyrel (10:17:53 AM): Bicycle
Crystalsuncrest (10:18:53 AM): Recycle
Hoyrel (10:18:40 AM): Reuse
Crystalsuncrest (10:19:33 AM): recruit
Hoyrel (10:19:28 AM): Fruit
Crystalsuncrest (10:20:53 AM): (you want me to say Vegetable but I won't)

Candy
Hoyrel (10:20:57 AM): Chocolate
Crystalsuncrest (10:21:38 AM): Chips
Hoyrel (10:21:25 AM): Pringles
Crystalsuncrest (10:22:17 AM): Pop
Hoyrel (10:22:17 AM): Pepsi-Cola, or Coca-Cola?
Crystalsuncrest (10:23:36 AM): Your choice, I prefer coke products myself.
Hoyrel (10:23:37 AM): You Broke the Chain, I win!
Hoyrel (10:24:02 AM): And no, I didn't want you to say vegetable.
Crystalsuncrest (10:25:08 AM): DAMMIT!

[Tainted Bushido]

[03:02] Loquelf: And also, when all seems lost...I have the Kitty of Doom.
[03:02] SethDahlios: And she has a ghoul that can be very pissed off
[03:02] SethDahlios: I could See Seth learning to fight with his chains this thread
[03:03] Loquelf: Maybe. He'd kinda need it.
[03:03] Loquelf: Best. Familiar. EVAR.
[03:03] SethDahlios: oh?
[03:04] Loquelf: Yeah. I don't even have to write him, most times. :-p
[03:04] Loquelf: And he's stronger than my character and doesn't have to go bye bye most of the time.
[03:05] SethDahlios: The Kitty?
[03:05] Loquelf: THe kitty has to go bye bye.
[03:05] Loquelf: He gets four posts per thread.
[03:05] SethDahlios: Or do you mean Seth?
[03:05] Loquelf: Seth is the best familiar EVAR.
[03:05] SethDahlios: ROFL
[03:05] Loquelf: ^_^

[Mage Hunter]

[00:51] Loquelf: Not much. Kinda bored. Wondering when the hell I developed the ability to stay up 21 hours+ without feeling anything more than a little tired.
[00:52] SethDahlios: My fault
[00:52] SethDahlios: ;)
[00:52] Loquelf: I KNEW you had something to do with it, some way or other.
[00:52] Loquelf: :-P
[00:53] SethDahlios: I'm just that good
[00:53] Loquelf: Yeah, suuuuuuure you are.
[00:53] SethDahlios: You certainly weren't complaining
[00:53] Loquelf: But I was bored. I don't complain when I'm bored. :-P Most times.
[00:55] SethDahlios: Hey, I certainly livened up things
[00:55] Loquelf: Are you absolutely sure?
[00:55] SethDahlios: Perhaps
[00:55] Loquelf: Okay.
[00:55] SethDahlios: I'll stake a claim on it
[00:56] SethDahlios: SO, was I?
[00:57] Loquelf: No news. Which may be bad. Or may be good.
[00:57] SethDahlios: You know what they say
[00:57] SethDahlios: no news is good news

[Karuka]

He forgot the end.

SethDahlios (3:57:21 AM): You know what they say
SethDahlios (3:57:27 AM): no news is good news
Loquelf (3:57:38 AM): Unless you're dealing with a woman.

[Tainted Bushido]

Curse you vile woman! I'm UNDONE!

[Karuka]

Like you weren't before. ;)

[Witchblade]

Censored to protect the innocent. ;)

AngelicMalice15: You, megan. Can you search IPs?
Sukoda Fox: Yeah


Auto Response from AngelicMalice15: I am away from my computer right now.


AngelicMalice15 returned at 2:02:50 PM.
AngelicMalice15: I have a hunch that *** might have returned
AngelicMalice15: [enter link here] Can you see if this sets off an alarm
Sukoda Fox: I'll do a search in a moment.
AngelicMalice15: Alright
Sukoda Fox: nope
AngelicMalice15: Dammit
Sukoda Fox: you want him back?
AngelicMalice15: Oh GOD no.
AngelicMalice15: But no one just leaves
AngelicMalice15: They always come back
Sukoda Fox: lol, says you.
AngelicMalice15: And I want to see from where
Sukoda Fox: What about Yari? He's gone and I don't think he's coming back
AngelicMalice15: He tried to
Sukoda Fox: There's are tons of peple who've left and probably won't come back.
AngelicMalice15: But not trolls
AngelicMalice15: I can smell him in the air. Preparing to attack at any moment
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: I'll do a thorough search for you in a moment.
Sukoda Fox: I'm just throwing up a thread that'll take me a few minutes.
AngelicMalice15: Is it naked pictures? Cause that might attract him from out of the water
Sukoda Fox: no... it's a character update.
AngelicMalice15: Damn
AngelicMalice15: So, his livejournal says his parents kicked him out of the hous
Sukoda Fox: why are you cyber stalking him?
AngelicMalice15: He's my Moby Dick
AngelicMalice15: I have to hunt him.
AngelicMalice15: That sounded a little gay
AngelicMalice15: I meant I don't know why
Sukoda Fox: lol, you're silly, Cory.
AngelicMalice15: It'd be easier to stalk him if he were more interesting
AngelicMalice15: His life is friggin' dull
Sukoda Fox: Well that sucks... maybe you should find someone else to stalk.
AngelicMalice15: Already am. Look out your window Megan
Sukoda Fox: Hmm... I see... leaves.
AngelicMalice15: Exactly
AngelicMalice15: And that distracted you long enough for me to break in
AngelicMalice15: And
AngelicMalice15: As I broke in
AngelicMalice15: I stayed connected to the internet
AngelicMalice15: I'm a terrible stalker
Sukoda Fox: o.O *sighs* now you've done it, Cory. *goes off to get her paintball gun*
AngelicMalice15: Laptop, GO! Use Blizzard!
Sukoda Fox: *shoots you in the face*

[Max Dirks]

Sukoda Fox (1:34:31 PM): Now quest with me for a long forgotten god of destruction that I get in a teddy bear. ^_^
Ez150 (1:34:46 PM): as who??
Sukoda Fox (1:35:21 PM): Ceidon! Or Dirks just because Dirks is a more serious character and it's fun throwing serious characters into funny and strange situations.
Ez150 (1:36:36 PM): your call
Sukoda Fox (1:37:49 PM): hmm... it sure would be funny to watch Dirks shoot a teddy bear in the face only for it to keep coming. :p Let's go with Dirks, I've been dying to quest with him since like, Tanthanas. XD
Ez150 (1:40:02 PM): lol
Ez150 (1:40:09 PM): you sure?
Ez150 (1:40:32 PM): i put more effort into him
Ez150 (1:40:36 PM): the posting might take long

Sukoda Fox (1:41:08 PM): Oh, that's fine. I'm used to questing with Letho anyway.
Ez150 (1:43:01 PM): lol

[Witchblade]

Ez150: There are ALOT of girls playing at Daeluin
Ez150: I think i might go there, be active for a month
Ez150: then leech
Sukoda Fox: lol, we could always use more female characters around here.
Ez150: female characters? I meant females
Ez150: now that you're taken
Ez150: I'm out of options
Sukoda Fox: lol!
Sukoda Fox: awww... poor Tony. It;s okay, you can find yourself another frisky, freaky girl to play with. But it'll be hard.
Sukoda Fox: No one knows how to tie you up like I do.
Ez150: and she'll likely be american
Ez150: :(
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, that is a downside.

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: Hey
SethDahlios: moo
Sukoda Fox: boo
SethDahlios: who?
Sukoda Fox: Lou
SethDahlios: Stu
Sukoda Fox: True
SethDahlios: glue
Sukoda Fox: rue?
SethDahlios: few
Sukoda Fox: two
SethDahlios: do
Sukoda Fox: sew
SethDahlios: hue
Sukoda Fox: cue
SethDahlios: Beau
Sukoda Fox: Keanu?
SethDahlios: I can't top that, you win
Sukoda Fox: Yay!

[Allenslob]

tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:46:37 PM): hey
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:46:43 PM): eyyyyy
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:46:48 PM): whats up?
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:46:54 PM): nada, you?
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:47:01 PM): same, kinda pissed
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:47:19 PM): why, whats up, who do i have to kill?
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:47:38 PM): lol the althy moderators
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:47:57 PM): why? still havent looked at your new char yet?
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:48:11 PM): nope... no one has done anything with him yet
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:48:42 PM): hmm, im going to create a new one and we can see whos gets approved first
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:50:08 PM): sure alright
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:50:49 PM): or we can just go kill them, might make it hard to get them approved if we do that
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:52:12 PM): ehh we kill them it would give us greater chance to be on staff
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:53:10 PM): yeah, we could take over, then we could rule over althanas until one of us got cocky and some one named goku came and kills us all, with a kamahama wave
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:53:29 PM): or spirit bomb
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 6:53:35 PM): x3
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 6:59:44 PM): or big bang kamahama ?
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:00:18 PM): hmmm, possibly, but only if he was in fusion with vegeta
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:01:40 PM): i know, ill be vegeta and you be goku
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:02:26 PM): but vegetas cooler, but goku always wins, hmmm, but again he is the hero and in the rw the hero never wins,
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:02:48 PM): lol true,
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:03:23 PM): ok, its a plan, syncronize the watches for 2300 we attack
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:03:31 PM): yes sir
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:03:56 PM): thats 11 oclock incase you didnt know
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:04:10 PM): i know my military time
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:04:16 PM): lol
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:06:24 PM): so who we going after first?
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:11:23 PM): hmmm, godhand, he seems fierce, and mean, could be a posible threat, we will take him first, he wont be expecting it
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:11:35 PM): yes sir
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:11:50 PM): i will get his cordinates now
gribble2007 (10/11/2008 7:11:59 PM): very well
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:13:59 PM): what about witchbalde?
tigger giesey (10/11/2008 7:14:00 PM): witchblade

[Ataraxis]

Not to ruin what seems like a bitchin' cool kill-fest in the works, but Godhand isn't a moderator, so murdering him as an opening statement... might not work too well.

[Arsène]

Could we leave the death threats of staff members at the door? Althanas tries to keep a somewhat safe and comfortable environment, and that's hard to do when people are planning a mass e-murder.

[Allenslob]

hoorah, sorry we were just jokin around, calm down, no death will come of you

[Godhand]

Could we leave the death threats of staff members at the door? Althanas tries to keep a somewhat safe and comfortable environment, and that's hard to do when people are planning a mass e-murder.

Jesus, Cory. Quit being such a faggot.

[Arsène]

Then stop putting your dick in my mouth. Christ.

[Dissinger]

Godhand, stop it, you're not helping ANYONE!

[Slayer of the Rot]

Godhand, stop it, you're not helping ANYONE!

I'll stab you right in the fucking dick.

Oh no I'm threatening a mod now Cory's gonna punish me I better go into hiding.

[Tainted Bushido]

[20:27] Dirks: gentlemen, we need a game plan
[20:27] Dirks: for the tournments and other activity sparking things
[20:27] SethDahlios: I say straight through the middle. They'll never expect it
[20:27] Oberst Christoph: Yes. First, we place sniper teams in each window on the eastern wall.
[20:28] Oberst Christoph: Dahlios, you prepare a minefield to hinder their advance--wait, not that kind of game plan. >.>
[20:28] SethDahlios: Come on, you knwo better Christoph, always zerg, no one can handle it!
[20:29] Oberst Christoph: Depends... if I can drop some siege tanks on the right cliffs...
[20:30] Oberst Christoph: But then they mass mutalisks and I die. u_u

[Karuka]

Loquelf (9:22:21 PM): Mmm...I'm inspired to write a mystery.
Loquelf (9:22:27 PM): With Aly.
somniumsaptior (9:23:26 PM): awesome, what's the mystery story about?
Loquelf (9:24:26 PM): Someone gets murdered, and Aly was sneaking about the vicinity that time, since she's gonna steal something.
Loquelf (9:24:47 PM): So it's pinned on her, but she's not a murderer. So in order to clear her name of murder, she has to solve whodunit.
somniumsaptior (9:25:24 PM): It sounds like a solo game of clue. Go for it!
Loquelf (9:25:50 PM): I think I will.
somniumsaptior (9:26:05 PM): yay =]
Loquelf (9:27:08 PM): I need to figure out the suspects, their motives, and who actually did it.
somniumsaptior (9:29:24 PM): Your Suspects: Mr. Stabsalot, Mrs,Ishankyu, Lady Shovedheroffthestairs, and the butler.
Loquelf (9:30:12 PM): Lol.
Loquelf (9:30:35 PM): The best part is, before she turned thief, Aly was an ace detective.
somniumsaptior (9:31:18 PM): Aly Ettermire: Ace Detective! *shot*
Loquelf (9:31:26 PM): Lol.
Loquelf (9:31:45 PM): She's like Carmen Sandiego, Indiana Jones, Sherlock Holmes and Hercules Poirot all in one!
somniumsaptior (9:32:08 PM): *imagines aly as a burrito* ... O_o;
Loquelf (9:32:13 PM): Lol.
Loquelf (9:32:51 PM): I'd say 85% Carmen, 5% Indy, 7% Sherlock and 2% Poirot.
Loquelf (9:33:14 PM): Maybe 8% Sherlock.
somniumsaptior (9:33:27 PM): Lee's Imaginary thought bubble: Aly = Taco?
Loquelf (9:33:55 PM): Lol.
Loquelf (9:34:39 PM): Carmen would be the meat, Sherlock the vegetables and cheese, Indy the sour cream and salsa, and Poirot the tortilla.
somniumsaptior (9:35:02 PM): Sounds tasty can I eat her?

[Sorahn]

[18:55] OberstChristoph: Girrafes.
[18:55] antisane000: Ostriches
[18:56] OberstChristoph: Platypus.
[18:56] antisane000: elephant
[18:56] OberstChristoph: Antelope.
[18:56] antisane000: Bull Moose
[18:57] OberstChristoph: Anteater.
[18:57] antisane000: wombat
[18:58] OberstChristoph: Baboon.
[18:58] antisane000: chimpanzee
[18:59] OberstChristoph: Kangaroo.
[18:59] antisane000: scorpion
[18:59] OberstChristoph: Warthog.
[18:59] antisane000: turkey
[19:01] OberstChristoph: Koala Bear.
[19:01] antisane000: field mouse
[19:01] OberstChristoph: Prairie Dog.
[19:02] antisane000: sloth
[19:03] OberstChristoph: Squid.
[19:03] antisane000: polar bear
[19:03] OberstChristoph: Desert Fox.
[19:04] antisane000: crocodile
[19:04] OberstChristoph: Lemur.
[19:05] antisane000: fruit bat
[19:06] OberstChristoph: Octopus.
[19:07] antisane000: tiger shark
[19:07] OberstChristoph: Caribou.
[19:07] antisane000: gazelle
[19:08] OberstChristoph: Loon.
[19:08] antisane000: humpback whale
[19:09] OberstChristoph: Whale shark.
[19:09] antisane000: cheetah
[19:10] OberstChristoph: Albatross.
[19:10] antisane000: goat
[19:10] OberstChristoph: Ram.
[19:10] antisane000: panda
[19:10] OberstChristoph: Mongoose.
[19:10] antisane000: rattle snake
[19:11] OberstChristoph: Penguin.
[19:11] antisane000: panther
[19:11] OberstChristoph: Okapi.
[19:12] antisane000: llama
[19:12] OberstChristoph: Armadillo.
[19:12] antisane000: deer
[19:12] OberstChristoph: Pelican.
[19:13] antisane000: mahi-mahi
[19:13] OberstChristoph: Marsupial Mole.
[19:13] antisane000: jellyfish
[19:14] OberstChristoph: Wolverine.
[19:14] antisane000: hedgehog
[19:14] OberstChristoph: Badger.
[19:14] antisane000: sidewinder
[19:15] OberstChristoph: Pufferfish.
[19:15] antisane000: gecko
[19:15] OberstChristoph: Zebra.
[19:15] antisane000: kimodo dragon
[19:16] OberstChristoph: Iguana.
[19:16] antisane000: lion
[19:16] OberstChristoph: Gibbon.
[19:16] antisane000: wren
[19:16] OberstChristoph: Crane.
[19:16] antisane000: vulture
[19:17] OberstChristoph: Zebu.
[19:18] antisane000: beta fish
[19:18] OberstChristoph: Oscar Fish.
[19:18] antisane000: killer whale
[19:20] OberstChristoph: Killer Bees.
[19:20] antisane000: moth
[19:20] OberstChristoph: Rhinoceros.
[19:21] antisane000: hippopotomus
[19:22] OberstChristoph: Aardvark.
[19:23] antisane000: fire ant
[19:23] OberstChristoph: Jackal.
[19:24] antisane000: jack rabbit
[19:24] OberstChristoph: Hyena.
[19:24] antisane000: mustang
[19:24] OberstChristoph: Otter.
[19:25] antisane000: seal
[19:25] OberstChristoph: Dolphine.
[19:26] antisane000: house fly
[19:26] OberstChristoph: Wildebeest.
[19:26] antisane000: cuttlefish
[19:27] OberstChristoph: Tarantula.
[19:28] antisane000: weasel
[19:28] OberstChristoph: Shrew.
[19:29] antisane000: snowy owl
[19:30] OberstChristoph: Sperm WHale.
[19:31] antisane000: horse
[19:31] OberstChristoph: Boar.
[19:31] antisane000: chicken
[19:31] OberstChristoph: Wallaby.
[19:32] antisane000: cow
[19:32] OberstChristoph: Duck.
[19:32] antisane000: dog
[19:32] OberstChristoph: Bandicoot.
[19:33] antisane000: ferret
[19:34] OberstChristoph: Swan.
[19:34] antisane000: pelican
[19:36] OberstChristoph: Oberst Christoph (7:09:57 AM): Pelican.
[19:36] OberstChristoph: VICTORY!
[19:36] antisane000: DAMMIT!
[19:36] OberstChristoph: BWAHAHAHA!
[19:36] OberstChristoph: *PELVIC THRUST!*
[19:36] antisane000: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
[19:36] OberstChristoph: That was quite a match, though. My list was getting slim.
[19:37] antisane000: This is going in the random IM thread RIGHT NOW


Yes that is how the conversation started. I didn't cut any off at the begining. Note the time stamps... This went on for almost 45 minutes.

[Dissinger]

[21:28] Loquelf: H'mm...now to figure out how to explain what Karu has been up to.
[21:28] Loquelf: I think I actually might know.
[21:28] SethDahlios: Wow
[21:28] SethDahlios: That post was relitively light on problems
[21:28] Loquelf: Yeah.
[21:28] Loquelf: It was mostly tolerable.
[21:28] SethDahlios: HA HA HA
[21:28] SethDahlios: I love how you phrased that

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: yoshi?
Ez150: mario?
Sukoda Fox: luigi
Ez150: pizza?
Sukoda Fox: linguini
Ez150: sauce
Sukoda Fox: cheese
Ez150: sex
Sukoda Fox: hmmm...
Ez150: exactly

[Godhand]

Windows Visla: Hey
Jack Raynes: How's it going, fag hag?
Windows Visla: Looking into buying Fallout 3
Windows Visla: attempting to determine if I can get it for the PC, which is my preference, without having trouble with my hardware
Jack Raynes: It got spoiled for me on 4chan.
Jack Raynes: Want me to spoil it for you?
Windows Visla: DO NOT
Jack Raynes: TOO LATE
Jack Raynes: SPOILER ALERT
Auto response from Windows Visla: I am away from my computer right now.

Jack Raynes: EVERYBODY DIES!!!
Auto response from Windows Visla: I am away from my computer right now.

Windows Visla signed off at 2:53:11 PM.

[Crystal Suncrest]

Windows Visla: Hey
Jack Raynes: How's it going, fag hag?
Windows Visla: Looking into buying Fallout 3
Windows Visla: attempting to determine if I can get it for the PC, which is my preference, without having trouble with my hardware
Jack Raynes: It got spoiled for me on 4chan.
Jack Raynes: Want me to spoil it for you?
Windows Visla: DO NOT
Jack Raynes: TOO LATE
Jack Raynes: SPOILER ALERT
Auto response from Windows Visla: I am away from my computer right now.

Jack Raynes: EVERYBODY DIES!!!
Auto response from Windows Visla: I am away from my computer right now.

Windows Visla signed off at 2:53:11 PM.

Let me guess. you are going to trick Visla into reading this thread now.

[Dissinger]

[14:38] SethDahlios: guys an idiot
[14:38] SethDahlios: if you call him a shitty troll he gets all butthurt and calls you butthurt
[14:39] Jack Raynes: Why is he a shitty troll?
[14:39] SethDahlios: Because he gets trolled in the middle of trolling
[14:39] SethDahlios: He'll try to troll someoen, and then he gets all offended and starts throwing out profanity like a sailor.
[14:39] Jack Raynes: Lulz.
[14:40] Jack Raynes: These guys honestly think skill in this game translates into actual trolling skill.
[14:40] Jack Raynes: Too bad real trolling is harder than pushing a Goddamn button on a toolbar.
[14:40] SethDahlios: indeed
[14:40] SethDahlios: I mean if I can troll someone, FUCK
[14:40] SethDahlios: imagine how thin their skin really is
[14:40] Jack Raynes: Ano, rite?
[14:41] Jack Raynes: Cuz you're a fag.
[14:41] SethDahlios: Only for you Andres
[14:41] Jack Raynes: Anyway, link me to our quest.
[14:41] Jack Raynes: Aww.
[14:41] Jack Raynes: Give me head.
[14:41] SethDahlios: HA HA HA
[14:41] SethDahlios: Let me get the bloodhounds and flashlight to find it
[14:42] SethDahlios: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=17344&page=2

[Dissinger]

[14:48] Sukoda Fox: Hey ^^
[14:48] SethDahlios: BOOBS!
[14:48] Sukoda Fox: Don't you know it. ;-)
[14:48] SethDahlios: sup hun?
[14:49] Sukoda Fox: just relaxing after a long and boring day of work, you?
[14:49] SethDahlios: jacking off to lesbian porn..err I mean writing in my quest with Karu
[14:50] Sukoda Fox: lol! You mean jacking off to the lesbian porn in your quest with Karu?
[14:50] SethDahlios: yes, in Seth's next post he'll be whacking off to lesbian porn, while Karu kills the demon singlehandedly
[14:51] Sukoda Fox: That's awesome, I'm gonna judge this quest now.
[14:52] SethDahlios: kk
[14:53] Sukoda Fox: lol

[Dissinger]

[00:06] SethDahlios: I don't knwo if I shoudl go to work dressed up though
[00:06] Loquelf: She's 14.
[00:07] SethDahlios: probably more hassle than its worth
[00:07] Loquelf: Yeah.
[00:08] SethDahlios: Maybe if I improve upon it for next year
[00:08] SethDahlios: Now wheres that colt...
[00:09] Loquelf: Heh. I think you left it in your other holster, dear.
[00:09] SethDahlios: I have a bad habit of that
[00:09] Loquelf: That's why I told you to get one for each holster. But you don't listen to ME.
[00:10] SethDahlios: nag nag nag, I swear somedays you enjoy always being right too much ;)
[00:10] Loquelf: Hey, if not for me and my careful watch of you, you'd be a disorganized mess.
[00:10] Loquelf: :p
[00:10] SethDahlios: You kidding?
[00:10] SethDahlios: I AM a Disorganized mess
[00:10] Loquelf: You'd be worse.
[00:11] SethDahlios: now I find that hard to imagine
[00:11] SethDahlios: Found it
[00:11] SethDahlios: Ugh I need to get armpit holsters >.<
[00:12] SethDahlios: someday, someday

[Karuka]

Note: the "she" in the above conversation is my cousin who happens to be a Halloween baby.

[Tainted Bushido]

[20:23] insanitys_obsession: posted, the goal is we all are meeting some seer or black smith who promises the item or fortune we most seak
[20:23] Dahlios: ha ha ha
[20:25] Dahlios: you jsut want another plushy
[20:26] Dahlios: [20:25] SethDahlios: oh...http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=17481&page=3
[20:26] Jack Raynes: Fuck your brother!
[20:26] Jack Raynes: I hate him so much!
[20:26] Jack Raynes: I don't know why!
[20:26] Jack Raynes: I just do!
[20:26] insanitys_obsession: I take it he liked my comment to him :D
[20:27] Dahlios: XD
[20:27] insanitys_obsession: you should tel him the moogle financial offices are happy to help him get his gold and EXP for a low interest cost of one God Hand Plushi
[20:27] insanitys_obsession: a steal these days
[20:28] Dahlios: [20:28] Jack Raynes: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
[20:28] insanitys_obsession: :D
[20:29] insanitys_obsession: *Big ass grin, I has it*
[20:29] Dahlios: Quick, say YHBT
[20:29] insanitys_obsession: YHBT
[20:30] Dahlios: thanks
[20:30] insanitys_obsession: yep

DANCE PUPPET DANCE!

[Christoph]

Poseidon1776 (11:19:28 PM): This any better?
Oberst Christoph (11:19:50 PM): I thought your avatar seemed familiar.
Poseidon1776 (11:20:04 PM): Sorry, Trillian likes screwing me over.
Oberst Christoph (11:20:10 PM): Ah.
Poseidon1776 (11:20:46 PM): So, anticipating every ouce of awkardness... what's up?
Oberst Christoph (11:21:57 PM): Pr0n.
Poseidon1776 (11:22:10 PM): Yay
Oberst Christoph (11:22:15 PM): You?
Poseidon1776 (11:22:23 PM): About the same.
Oberst Christoph (11:22:31 PM): Fuuun.
Oberst Christoph (11:22:50 PM): I actually got really bored and started playing the original Command and Conquer.
Poseidon1776 (11:23:43 PM): Wtf
Poseidon1776 (11:23:58 PM): I didnt know there was an original Command and Conquer.
Oberst Christoph (11:24:03 PM): Red Alert.
Poseidon1776 (11:24:08 PM): Ohhh
Oberst Christoph (11:24:25 PM): That's the original, unless there's an older one.
Oberst Christoph (11:24:39 PM): Where your troops are just little square pixels shooting other pixels.
Poseidon1776 (11:25:00 PM): Damn
Poseidon1776 (11:25:21 PM): Not even I am that old.
Oberst Christoph (11:25:25 PM): Lol.
Poseidon1776 (11:25:41 PM): Seriously though, how old is it?
Oberst Christoph (11:26:06 PM): Dunno. About as old as Starcraft 1.
Poseidon1776 (11:26:40 PM): That came before Warcraft, right?
Poseidon1776 (11:26:49 PM): Must've.
Poseidon1776 (11:27:04 PM): damn, you kept that? >>
Oberst Christoph (11:28:44 PM): Maybe it was closer to the original Warcraft.
Poseidon1776 (11:31:36 PM): lol, I think Serilliant hates me- dislikes me at the very least.
Oberst Christoph (11:31:44 PM): Why do you say that?
Oberst Christoph (11:31:57 PM): By that I mean, why only mention Seri?
Oberst Christoph (11:32:04 PM): Surely plenty of other people also hate you.
Oberst Christoph (11:32:14 PM): and hope you die!
Oberst Christoph (11:32:26 PM): Firday at 5 PM.
Poseidon1776 (11:33:31 PM): If I hadn't said Sei hates me I would so put that on the convo thread.
Oberst Christoph (11:34:07 PM): hahaha. Seri won't care.
Oberst Christoph (11:34:25 PM): Just replace his name with *******
Poseidon1776 (11:37:13 PM): Its either the whole thing or nothing at all.
Poseidon1776 (11:37:28 PM): I think I'll put it up, let me finish talking to him first.
Oberst Christoph (11:37:59 PM): Why do you think he hates you?
Oberst Christoph (11:38:10 PM): I mean, come on. He probably just hates everyone.
Poseidon1776 (11:38:32 PM): Hehe...
Poseidon1776 (11:39:19 PM): Because I was being a brat when the mods started giving me crap because of my level 1 profile.
Poseidon1776 (11:39:56 PM): I think its because he's bussy mainly but when I IM him most of the times he will not reply, and log off.
Oberst Christoph (11:41:03 PM): Lol.
Poseidon1776 (11:44:29 PM): lol, nvm, I am not posting it.
Oberst Christoph (11:45:08 PM): awww.
Oberst Christoph (11:45:25 PM): Maybe I'LL post it!
Poseidon1776 (11:45:58 PM): *gasp* You wouldn't DARE.
Oberst Christoph (11:46:16 PM): OR WOULD I!?
Poseidon1776 (11:46:25 PM): No you wouldn't.
Oberst Christoph (11:46:53 PM): I'm doing it RIGHT NOW.
Poseidon1776 (11:46:56 PM): I'll do the magic dance, with the power of boodo before you do.
Poseidon1776 (11:47:07 PM): That'll stop you.
Poseidon1776 (11:47:16 PM): I'm doing it RIGHT NOW.
Oberst Christoph (11:47:40 PM): I'm loading up the page as we speak.
Poseidon1776 (11:48:28 PM): The weird fetish porn page that is.
Oberst Christoph (11:48:51 PM): Nope.
Poseidon1776 (11:49:03 PM): Fok
Oberst Christoph (11:49:10 PM): Maybe. >.>
Oberst Christoph (11:49:15 PM): Tentacles. >.>
Poseidon1776 (11:49:16 PM): HA!
Poseidon1776 (11:49:27 PM): Calamari.
Oberst Christoph (11:49:34 PM): x_x
Oberst Christoph (11:49:51 PM): Posted!
Poseidon1776 (11:50:18 PM): lol!
Poseidon1776 (11:50:34 PM): I was expecting it already.
Oberst Christoph (11:50:45 PM): XD
Poseidon1776 (11:51:04 PM): :P
Oberst Christoph (11:51:05 PM): That's what she said.
Oberst Christoph (11:51:19 PM): I'm going to edit in the rest, now.
Poseidon1776 (11:51:28 PM): Lol
Oberst Christoph (11:51:53 PM): So you really not want me to?
Poseidon1776 (11:52:03 PM): Nah, its fine.
Poseidon1776 (11:52:12 PM): You can post it if you want to.
Oberst Christoph (11:52:18 PM): I was going to do it anyway, but now I won't get it trouble. >.>
Poseidon1776 (11:52:37 PM): I wanted you to post it anyway, I was just being coy.
Poseidon1776 (11:52:47 PM): I win. Yet again.
Oberst Christoph (11:53:00 PM): Oh, you bastard.
Oberst Christoph (11:53:17 PM): FINE then. Maybe I WON'T post it, just to spite you!
Oberst Christoph (11:53:21 PM): *deletes post*
Oberst Christoph (11:53:23 PM): Ha!
Poseidon1776 (11:53:50 PM): Ha! I dared you to post it. You loose again!
Oberst Christoph (11:54:03 PM): But... wait... that...
Oberst Christoph (11:54:07 PM): MAKES NO SENSE!
Poseidon1776 (11:54:15 PM): *dance, magic dance*
Oberst Christoph (11:54:23 PM): *shoots off your feat*
Oberst Christoph (11:54:26 PM): Jackass.
Oberst Christoph (11:54:40 PM): I'm %$&#ing posting it!
Poseidon1776 (11:54:50 PM): Lol, post the whole thing then.

[Ranger's Informant]

LIAR!

Command and Conquer was the original, Red Alert was the next one, then came Tiberium Sun, followed by Red Alert 2, then came Generals, followed by Tiberium Wars, and Finally Red Alert 3 soon.

[Requiem of Insanity]

I have dealt with the C&C problem. Let it plague us no more...

[Kupo!]

Paul Dennis: hey
dahlios: wb
Paul Dennis: godhand has returned, is he feeling better?
dahlios: he's looking at the stupid thread
Paul Dennis: i know
Paul Dennis: i wonder if he's trying to use it to link himself to me so he can strike me down.
Paul Dennis: do you think godhand is upset with me because deep down he wants to join the final fantasy thread?
Paul Dennis: but because i told him its okay he now knows he cant
dahlios: we'll never know
dahlios: XD


Another damn mystery for the scooby gang....

[Sorahn]

[16:44] SaluterNijj66: You...
[16:44] SaluterNijj66: and
[16:45] SaluterNijj66: I...
[16:45] SaluterNijj66: need to figure out what teh fuck we gonna do with that quest idea
[16:55] antisane000: yes
[16:55] SaluterNijj66: eleven minutes for a one word answer! wewt
[16:55] SaluterNijj66: lol
[16:55] antisane000: it was a difficult word
[16:55] SaluterNijj66: it was
[16:55] antisane000: the letters are spaced all over the keyboard
[16:55] SaluterNijj66: takes a long time to figure out the complex spelling and grammical usage
[16:55] antisane000: grammical?
[16:56] SaluterNijj66: yeah, that's right.
[16:56] SaluterNijj66: that, just, happened.
[16:56] SaluterNijj66: new word
[16:56] antisane000: rofl!
[16:56] SaluterNijj66: call webster right now
[16:56] antisane000: grammical is sooooo much cooler than grammatical
[16:56] antisane000: def
[16:56] SaluterNijj66: ummm, the same as the word preceeding the invention of said word to preceed the afore mentioned word.
[16:56] SaluterNijj66: @.@
[16:57] antisane000: wat
[16:57] SaluterNijj66: I. Don't. Know.
[16:57] antisane000: me. either.
[16:57] SaluterNijj66: sweet
[16:58] antisane000: the rabid chocolate eating squirells will pillage all your socks and escape in a teal colored chinook helicopter!!!
[16:58] antisane000: o.o
[16:59] antisane000: DONT BE OPPRESSED BY THE WOOD-GRAIN!
[17:00] antisane000: sandwiches.
[17:00] SaluterNijj66: Oh yeah? Well, the taco weilding killer commando bunnies, commanded by General One-Flipper of the Imperialist Socialist Penquin Republic, in collalition with their hard hitting elephant samurai ninjas from the great nation of Elephantopia will steal your second childs third born kittena and then drown it in the early hours of the twelve week following the summer solstace!
[17:00] SaluterNijj66: o.o
[17:01] antisane000: damn those imperialist Socialist Penguin Republicans!
[17:01] SaluterNijj66: Yeah, uh-huh. I called in the big flippers on that one.
[17:01] SaluterNijj66: although elephant samurai ninjas is definatly not possible regardless of how you look at it.
[17:02] antisane000: but I shall be rescued by the cheese covered telephone because he can zig-zag at the speed of DSL through the smouldering streets of New Galvanstonland on his sweet sweet rainbow powered motorcycle made of ice
[17:04] antisane000: he shall rescue the pensions from the record player!
[17:05] SaluterNijj66: Aha ha! So, you think that by employing that back stabing cheese covered telephone, with DSL capable speeds, that you can out wit the Imperialist Penquins? Hahahahaha, I think not my friend, for little do you know, that the ISPR now utilizes light speed capabilities in the form of Fiber Optical Kalvinized Hamburger Seed Duplexing Cathode Rayed Sausages! The FOKHSDCRS! Or, the Fucksdickers.
[17:11] SaluterNijj66: Win.
[17:16] antisane000: Slander! The great cheese covered telephone would never betray anyone! You have been blinded by the Penguinist propaganda! And the Fiber Optical Kalvinized Hamberger Seed Duplexing Cathode Rayed Sausages are still in the development phase because scientists have yet to circumvent the law of watermelon flavored feline-folicle explovisive rotundas, or the brown cow - stapler relation
[17:17] SaluterNijj66: Curses! Must'nt've got that memo... *thinks... rifles through some paper work* DAMNATION! Curse those Capatalist Aardvarks and their meddling! I will have their tongues yet~
[17:21] antisane000: of course! The Aardvarks! They sabotaged the research in order to preserve the market value of their trans-dimensional cinnamon flavored kitten shedder!
[17:23] SaluterNijj66: Blast! This means that Operation Icicle French Fruit Mincing Calzone will have to be put into play a whole twenty seven and a half light minutes ahead of schedule!
[17:24] antisane000: Indeed
[17:24] SaluterNijj66: Curses!
[17:24] SaluterNijj66: *points to taco weilding killer commando bunny* You there! Relinquish your weapon, I am hungry!

[Serilliant]

Oberst Christoph (11:54:26 PM): Jackass.
Oberst Christoph (11:54:40 PM): I'm %$&#ing posting it!
Poseidon1776 (11:54:50 PM): Lol, post the whole thing then.

You're both banned.

Just kidding.

...maybe.

[Death The Kid]

My Friend:
There are always difficulties in life. There always will be. Things do not go the way people want all the time.
I have accepted these as human trials for the betterment of humanity, that has so far failed.
We learn from our mistakes, only to repeat them, or future generations will repeat them for us.
It's an endless cycle of corruption and naive inability to learn fully from lessons.
Even though some0one might be told something and learn it as fact, they may still go against that fact to break the rules and bounderies set by humanity.
In other words, humanity is flawed, corrupt, and beyond saving. We will be ourown demise, that is an inexcapable fact.
Now, before I ramble on about how the natural order of things is to have bad events happen to everyone, I shall go.
bbl. *Hugs*
Me:
ok... *hugs*

[Godhand]

My Friend:
There are always difficulties in life. There always will be. Things do not go the way people want all the time.
I have accepted these as human trials for the betterment of humanity, that has so far failed.
We learn from our mistakes, only to repeat them, or future generations will repeat them for us.
It's an endless cycle of corruption and naive inability to learn fully from lessons.
Even though some0one might be told something and learn it as fact, they may still go against that fact to break the rules and bounderies set by humanity.
In other words, humanity is flawed, corrupt, and beyond saving. We will be ourown demise, that is an inexcapable fact.
Now, before I ramble on about how the natural order of things is to have bad events happen to everyone, I shall go.
bbl. *Hugs*
Me:
ok... *hugs*

CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN
THESE WOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIL NOT HEEEEAL

[Empyrean]

CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN
THESE WOOOOUNDS THEY WIIIIIL NOT HEEEEAL


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[Letho]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll167/Tams_Icons/2090656.pngNow, that's some funny shit.

[Empyrean]

Yup. It's almost as good as these:

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http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll167/Tams_Icons/walfartbyekonic.gif

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll167/Tams_Icons/wbbyekonic.gif

[Caden Law]

Jack Raynes (7:03:33 PM): Oh fuck, they're cancelling King of the Hill.
Jack Raynes (7:03:37 PM): This sucks!
A Warped Mind (7:03:54 PM): It needs a Beavis and Butthead cameo in the last episode.
A Warped Mind (7:04:04 PM): Search your feelings, Godhand. You know it to be true!
Jack Raynes (7:05:01 PM): No.
Jack Raynes (7:05:02 PM): Fuck you.
A Warped Mind (7:05:18 PM): SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, GODHAND! GOOGLE THEM!
A Warped Mind (7:05:22 PM): YOU WILL FIND THE TRUTH!
A Warped Mind (7:05:35 PM): ON SEARCH PAGE 11, JUST BENEATH HOOKERS AND RIGHT ABOVE DEAD LETHO!

[Saxon]

They're fucking cancelling King of the Hill?!

Why?!

[Melancor]

Bored-sounding characters are boring.

[Saxon]

I <3 Dale Gribble.

[Godhand]

Bored-sounding characters are boring.

D'oh! Ay caramba! Eeeexcellent! Ha-ha!

Hilarity.

[Caden Law]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. It's kinda like that time when...

[Lavinian Pride]

[23:53] SethDahlios: okay
[23:53] SethDahlios: new episode of house, I think its lupus
[23:53] Loquelf: Because it always LOOKS like lupus, but never is?
[23:55] SethDahlios: SHHH
[23:55] SethDahlios: just because I'm 0-3 tonight means NOTHING
[23:55] Loquelf: *ruffles hair* Okay, hon.

[23:53] SethDahlios: You watch house?
[23:53] xxuntitledflipxx: used to
[23:53] SethDahlios: I'm about to watch an episode
[23:53] SethDahlios: I think its Lupus this time
[23:54] xxuntitledflipxx: haha
[23:54] xxuntitledflipxx: do you want me to shut the fuck up then? :P
[23:55] SethDahlios: Nah, Just undersatnd that I might be a bit long in reply
[23:55] xxuntitledflipxx: no problem

No one took the bet...:(

Update:

[00:13] Loquelf: so, what is it?
[00:13] SethDahlios: little girl started puberty and shows advanced signs of aging
[00:13] SethDahlios: I
[00:13] SethDahlios: think
[00:13] SethDahlios: its
[00:13] SethDahlios: lupus
[00:14] SethDahlios: ~_^
[00:14] Loquelf: Honey, I can tell you right now, without any of my mom's medical texts...
[00:14] Loquelf: It's not lupus.
[00:14] Loquelf: You're silly.

[00:15] SethDahlios: [00:13] SethDahlios: little girl started puberty and shows advanced signs of aging
[00:13] SethDahlios: I
[00:13] SethDahlios: think
[00:13] SethDahlios: its
[00:13] SethDahlios: lupus
[00:15] SethDahlios: Bets?
[00:15] xxuntitledflipxx: is it new?
[00:15] xxuntitledflipxx: that one sounds familiar
[00:15] SethDahlios: nah its an older one
[00:16] xxuntitledflipxx: oh then yeah i'm gonna say lupus, or a tumor on the pituitary
[00:16] SethDahlios: ha ha ha
[00:17] xxuntitledflipxx: i watch too much Grey's with my girlfriend too so that's the tumour part :P
[00:17] xxuntitledflipxx: tumor*
[00:17] SethDahlios: ITS NOT A TUMAH!
[00:17] xxuntitledflipxx: LMAO

[Karuka]

Loquelf (4:17:44 AM): I had a cleric once...and she was the party's badassest member.
SethDahlios (4:17:59 AM): Clerics are so great
Loquelf (4:18:13 AM): Cleric of Pelor, too. With a "well, you can go do what you want, but when you get your head blown off, don't come crying to me," attitude.
Loquelf (4:19:06 AM): I mean, I thought I loved Sorc before, but I think Cleric is my class.
Loquelf (4:20:02 AM): Heal with one hand and SMITE with the other? Hells yeah.
SethDahlios (4:20:17 AM): They are quite versatile
Loquelf (4:21:03 AM): I think it would be a lark to get together a party of clerics that worship different gods.
SethDahlios (4:21:15 AM): What domains? Healing?
Loquelf (4:21:54 AM): One or two for healing, sure. But others with other domains and skill sets. Pelor is your healer, then there are war...brb, going to get my book.
SethDahlios (4:22:11 AM): ha ha ha
SethDahlios (4:22:16 AM): I meant what domains did yours have
Loquelf (4:23:28 AM): Oh. Alume had Healing and...Huh. Strength?
SethDahlios (4:23:48 AM): I have a cleric with Darkness and Travel
SethDahlios (4:23:59 AM): I abuse the hell out of travel
Loquelf (4:25:33 AM): Mmm...got the wrong books.
Loquelf (4:25:51 AM): Shoulda dug for the handbook, instead of Complete Divine/Spell Compendium.
SethDahlios (4:26:03 AM): Marry me
Loquelf (4:26:12 AM): Lol.
SethDahlios (4:26:25 AM): you think I'm kidding

[Elijah_Morendale]

Crystalsuncrest (11:59:12 PM): You want Fail, thouh, I can give you a good example of it. Name a topic, bet I know someone who failed in it.
Midvalley20 (12:00:00 AM): trick-or-treating in the year 1972
Crystalsuncrest (12:02:10 AM): In 1972?

Hmmm.... I'm not sure about the year, but I have a fried who tried going Trick or treating with no costume.
Midvalley20 (12:02:29 AM): in the year 1972?
Crystalsuncrest (12:04:57 AM): I never asked what year it was. All I know is that he tied it. Heck, if you want to get technical,I failed to Trick or Treat in 1972 because I wasn't born yet.
Midvalley20 (12:05:24 AM): i gave you a topic. i was ultra specific with the year, narrowing it down into a true topic.
Midvalley20 (12:05:57 AM): but in a sense you were right; there was failing at the topic of answering my topic
Crystalsuncrest (12:07:37 AM): Lol. Good point. Except, you were the one to point that out so it doesn't count, I don't think.
Crystalsuncrest (12:07:52 AM): Man, I suck.
Midvalley20 (12:07:54 AM): ^^
Crystalsuncrest (12:08:15 AM): I even failed at failing
Midvalley20 (12:08:48 AM): that's the mark of a true failer
Crystalsuncrest (12:10:23 AM): So by failing at failing I failed and became a true failure?
Midvalley20 (12:10:25 AM): oh yeah.
Crystalsuncrest (12:11:13 AM): YAY!!! I FAILED!

^_^
Crystalsuncrest (12:15:25 AM): Wait, So, I failed at failing to fail to come up with an example of failure and hence became a true failure because I failed at failing, but by becoming a true failure, I succeeded at failing.

Wow. That's deep, man.
Midvalley20 (12:15:39 AM): that's the jist of it, yeah.




HAI GUYZ

[Karuka]

nekobooi (3:15:48 PM): I has an orange juice!
Loquelf (3:16:03 PM): Yay!
nekobooi (3:16:41 PM): MY QUEST IS COmPLETE!
nekobooi (3:16:49 PM): Kitty gains 4 exp!
nekobooi (3:16:55 PM): Kitty Levels up!
Loquelf (3:17:01 PM): *cheesy level up music here*
nekobooi (3:17:17 PM): Kitty wants to learn "Slash" but has no room
nekobooi (3:17:26 PM): Deleate a move to learn slash?
Loquelf (3:17:36 PM): View options.
nekobooi (3:21:09 PM): Leer
nekobooi (3:21:14 PM): Be Cute
nekobooi (3:21:18 PM): Be Fuzzy
nekobooi (3:21:24 PM): Tail Whip
Loquelf (3:21:57 PM): Delete Be Fuzzy to learn Slash.
nekobooi (3:22:46 PM): Poof!
nekobooi (3:22:54 PM): Kitty forgot "Be Fuzzy"
nekobooi (3:22:59 PM): And learned SLASH!

[Tainted Bushido]

[17:04] SethDahlios: there you are.
[17:04] nekobooi: Wot?
[17:04] nekobooi: Oh gods, I've been found.
[17:04] SethDahlios: a week
[17:05] SethDahlios: and not a single pm or message on aim
[17:05] SethDahlios: you BASTARD!
[17:05] SethDahlios: *sniffles*
[17:05] SethDahlios: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
[17:05] nekobooi: ....
[17:05] nekobooi: >.>
[17:05] nekobooi: <.<
[17:05] SethDahlios: YOU STRUMPET!
[17:05] SethDahlios: WHORE
[17:06] SethDahlios: TART!
[17:06] nekobooi: *hug*
[17:06] nekobooi: Is it better?
[17:08] nekobooi: Or wwould you prefer more of a hatred/cold shoulder treatment?
[17:09] SethDahlios: I'd prefer your hot sexy Maia
[17:09] nekobooi: ....
[17:09] nekobooi: Fine.
[17:09] SethDahlios: WOOO!

[Caden Law]

wraithpaws: wow, what the fuck
wraithpaws: my suitemate knocked on the door
wraithpaws: I did not answer because I hate her and am working
wraithpaws: and she just
wraithpaws: walks in
wraithpaws: and takes shit out of my roommate's fridge
wraithpaws: and I turn around and stare at her
wraithpaws: and she scampers away without a word
wraithpaws: D:<
A Warped Mind: ...
wraithpaws: like.
wraithpaws: this is MY ROOM.
A Warped Mind: all your [college]mates are fuckers, man. D:
wraithpaws: I don't care if my roommate lets you leave shit in her fridge. MY. ROOM.
wraithpaws: sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend here just so I could induce awkward situations for her to walk in on when she decides to barge into my fucking room
A Warped Mind: ...lulz were just had. in my mind.
wraithpaws: considering that she is SUPERCONSERVOCATHOLIC
wraithpaws: I'm pretty sure it would like
A Warped Mind: i see you sitting there studying while a boy, not necessarily your boyfriend or anything else, dances on your bed in a g-string, completely covered in olive oil while doing a Rickroll.
wraithpaws: break her
A Warped Mind: while you just
A Warped Mind: ignore it
A Warped Mind: because you're studying
wraithpaws: ... you know
A Warped Mind: and in she comes
wraithpaws: that's a good idea
A Warped Mind: and lulz do thus ensue
A Warped Mind: D:
wraithpaws: I don't need a boyfriend so much as a male friend who wouldn't be opposed to dancing naked on my bed
wraithpaws: ... wait
A Warped Mind: ...D:
wraithpaws: I need to think before I press the send button
A Warped Mind: well, yes.
A Warped Mind: see?
A Warped Mind: lulz were had.
A Warped Mind: D:

[Witchblade]

Midvalley20: ahoy
Sukoda Fox: Hey
Midvalley20: hows it going
Sukoda Fox: all right, just getting another headache from doing approvals, you?
(ten minutes later)
Midvalley20: sorry it took so long... i was writing a profile for the tourney >.>
Sukoda Fox: You son of a bitch!

[Caden Law]

Jack Raynes: Are you in college or highschool or what?
A Warped Mind: college.
Jack Raynes: Majoring in what?
Jack Raynes: BEIN A FAGGOT
A Warped Mind: undeclared for now. faggotry would only be my major if i could get my hands in your sweet, sexy ass.
Jack Raynes: YA BEIN A FAGGOT
A Warped Mind: ONLY FOR YOU, BUDDY.
A Warped Mind: ONLY FOR YOUR GODHANDJOBS
Jack Raynes: OH NOOOOOOOOO
A Warped Mind: mmmm-mmm, godhandjobs.
A Warped Mind: :3
Jack Raynes: I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD
Jack Raynes: YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU ASSHOLE
A Warped Mind: Just.
A Warped Mind: As.
A Warped Mind: Planned.
Jack Raynes: I WILL FUCK YOU
Jack Raynes: Now, when you least expect it?
Jack Raynes: Gay wrestler porn.
Jack Raynes: Fuck you, nigger.
A Warped Mind: ...GODHANDJOB
A Warped Mind: STICKY, STICKY FINGERS
A Warped Mind: PROBING
A Warped Mind: SQUEEZING
A Warped Mind: PUMPING UP AND DOWN
A Warped Mind: UP AND DOWN
A Warped Mind: UP AND DOWN
Jack Raynes: You asked for it.

[Conversation ended for your sanity.]

[Christoph]

Oberst Christoph (9:24:31 PM): And this was my reply: "It's all good. I can see how it could have been potentially confusing at first, especially if you're not examining the rules like a law student. =p But yeah, you get the idea. We're only a -little- elitist, and everyone is welcome.

... except for furries."
Midvalley20 (9:25:35 PM): oh dear.
Oberst Christoph (9:26:11 PM): I haven't gotten crucified yet!
Oberst Christoph (9:26:37 PM): Though I may have ruled out 80% of their community.
Midvalley20 (9:26:55 PM): more than likely.
Midvalley20 (9:27:15 PM): probably a good chunk of any online-geekish community.
Midvalley20 (9:27:18 PM): br
Midvalley20 (9:27:19 PM): b
Oberst Christoph (9:28:02 PM): Damn furries...
Midvalley20 (9:30:17 PM): ok back
Oberst Christoph (9:30:31 PM): hi
Midvalley20 (9:31:31 PM): sorry had to put away my cat ears and tail
Oberst Christoph (9:31:41 PM): Andy I'll kill you.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Rofil Mao (12:05:13 AM): I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP
Rofil Mao (12:05:22 AM): AND HOW MUCH OF AN AWESOME GUY YOUR ROOMMATE IS
Soul of Sadness3 (12:05:30 AM): I know where your tax money goes
Rofil Mao (12:05:45 AM): Ah, but which system does it get spent on?
Soul of Sadness3 (12:06:35 AM): none
Soul of Sadness3 (12:06:41 AM): it pays for sewers
Soul of Sadness3 (12:06:47 AM): and shit clena up
Soul of Sadness3 (12:06:54 AM): don't belive me.. ill show you
Rofil Mao (12:06:59 AM): oh i believe you
Rofil Mao (12:07:13 AM): you wouldn't know by the quality of the toilet you have in your apartment though
Rofil Mao (12:07:22 AM): rumor has it needs a double flush

Rofil Mao is my new screenname, btw.

[Christoph]

AngelicMalice15 (12:25:16 AM): So
Oberst Christoph (12:25:47 AM): Yes?
AngelicMalice15 (12:26:08 AM): The GT is a weirdo place where lonely geeks track their written battles, despite being entirely contructed in their own minds and having nothing but text to back victor or loser
Oberst Christoph (12:26:51 AM): Um... yes, that's pretty much it.
AngelicMalice15 (12:27:04 AM): Awesome.

[Farmboy]

lol Hilarious.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Rofil Mao (12:46:00 AM): jon is changing his s/n too
Rofil Mao (12:46:03 AM): JOIN US, CHRIS
Oberst Christoph (12:46:10 AM): No!
Rofil Mao (12:46:10 AM): CHANGE YOUR S/N LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDS
Oberst Christoph (12:46:33 AM): Except my S/N wasn't emo or based off of an obsolete anime character.
Rofil Mao (12:46:47 AM): if i had a heart, it'd be aching right now
Oberst Christoph (12:46:56 AM): lol
Oberst Christoph (12:47:28 AM): But your heart is now hard and black from years of unheard, anguished tears!
Rofil Mao (12:47:41 AM): lulz
Oberst Christoph (12:47:52 AM): %#&*ing emo.
Rofil Mao (12:48:23 AM): *tear*
Oberst Christoph (12:48:35 AM): =p
Rofil Mao (12:48:47 AM): well its time for my nightly wrist-slashing. 'night.
Oberst Christoph (12:49:04 AM): Lol. 'night
Oberst Christoph (12:49:10 AM): Remember, down the road, not across the street.

[Christoph]

Oberst Christoph (4:45:25 PM): Well, my Failku is up.
Sirusv2ptO (4:45:32 PM): lol
Oberst Christoph (4:46:01 PM): Someone needs to enter my damn musical challenge.
Sirusv2ptO (4:46:23 PM): Cory and I have been discussing who gets to do it.
Oberst Christoph (4:47:19 PM): You're both welcome to.
Sirusv2ptO (4:47:47 PM): yeah, we're just trying to figure out who'll focus on it more
Oberst Christoph (4:47:55 PM): Ah...
Sirusv2ptO (4:49:06 PM): Got my haiku
Oberst Christoph (4:49:15 PM): w00t
Sirusv2ptO (4:49:23 PM): So fucking bad, lol.
Oberst Christoph (4:50:51 PM): Your first line is 6 instead of five.
Sirusv2ptO (4:51:02 PM): Really?
Oberst Christoph (4:51:27 PM): And you second line is only four, instead of seven.
Sirusv2ptO (4:51:36 PM): *shrugs*
Oberst Christoph (4:51:40 PM): And your last line is four instead of five.
Sirusv2ptO (4:51:43 PM): FLIP FLOP
Oberst Christoph (4:51:58 PM): Though the last line can be fixed by making it "he will" instead of "he'll"
Oberst Christoph (4:52:09 PM): But yeah, Haikus need to be 5-7-5
Sirusv2ptO (4:52:22 PM): I thought in the ball park is fair enough
Oberst Christoph (4:53:14 PM): No. Lol.
Oberst Christoph (4:53:17 PM): Haikus are VERY specific.
Oberst Christoph (4:53:28 PM): If it's not 5-7-5, it's not a Haiku.
Sirusv2ptO (4:53:29 PM): *well
Sirusv2ptO (4:55:42 PM): http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=17681&page=3
Sirusv2ptO (4:55:43 PM): Fixed.
Sirusv2ptO (4:56:59 PM): Until I can think of something better THATS it.
Oberst Christoph (4:57:50 PM): Even THAT is wrong. The last line is only four syllables.
Sirusv2ptO (4:58:59 PM): FUCK YOU

[Saxon]

So not a poet
I'd rather die in a war
Than write this again

And if THAT'S wrong, you'll be referred to it again.

[Rebellion]

faddieboy: Does your heart happen to be claimed by any at this moment?
spunky_pirate: Nope.
spunky_pirate: It's like a very rare pokemon.

[Christoph]

Oberst Christoph (1:43:31 PM): Anyway, off to shower and get ready to go off and do things.
briancavner3 (1:43:38 PM): Good luck
briancavner3 (1:43:41 PM): In the shower
briancavner3 (1:43:42 PM): Don't slip
Oberst Christoph (1:44:20 PM): If I slip, I'm blaming you.
Oberst Christoph (1:44:22 PM): ><
Oberst Christoph (1:44:47 PM): I'll be all "DAMN YOU, DUCK BOY!" before I pass out from cranial bleeding.
briancavner3 (1:45:37 PM): It's my plot to slowly take over the world
Oberst Christoph (1:45:49 PM): I knew it...
Oberst Christoph (1:45:59 PM): One accidental shower-related death at a time.
briancavner3 (1:46:14 PM): "accidental"
Oberst Christoph (1:47:30 PM): >.>

[Caden Law]

Wolfenmech: Dwarven Fencer Y/N?
A Warped Mind: ...only if it's a jackie chan-esque drunken master.
Wolfenmech: I was thinking a girl D:
A Warped Mind: ...Jackie Chan's played Sailor Moon. you have no excuse.
A Warped Mind: D:
Wolfenmech: Wait, what?
A Warped Mind: don't ask.
A Warped Mind: you seriously don't want to think about it.
Wolfenmech: *opens his mouth. pauses.*
Wolfenmech: *doesn't ask*
A Warped Mind: smart man.

[Christoph]

Oberst Christoph (8:11:31 PM): And that video needs more trumpet
VegasExie (8:11:37 PM): Meh.
VegasExie (8:11:40 PM): Its flamenco.
VegasExie (8:11:45 PM): Its all about crazy guitar playing.
VegasExie (8:11:56 PM): And trumpet sucks.
VegasExie (8:11:57 PM): =P
Oberst Christoph (8:11:59 PM): Flamenco is great with trumpets
Oberst Christoph (8:12:00 PM): Fucker
VegasExie (8:12:05 PM): Har har har.
Oberst Christoph (8:12:06 PM): I hate you. I hope you choke to death on a taco!

[Mathias]

VegasExie (8:16:00 PM): Bossa Nova gives me a huge hardon.
Oberst Christoph (8:16:20 PM): That's what she said

[Paranoia Agent]

needs some goodwin's law:

[snremoved] (10:23:17 PM): THATS RIGHT BECAUSE ONLY HITLER WORE PANTS
[removed] (10:23:22 PM): IF YOU WEAR PANTS
[removed] (10:23:25 PM): YOU ARE HITLER

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Rofil Mao: so jon's lady friend allegedly has a single friend too.
Oberst Christoph: Lol. *nudge nudge*
Oberst Christoph: We both know the necessary questions, here.
Rofil Mao: WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES SOMEWHAT
Rofil Mao: but her name is kim
Rofil Mao: and that is an automatic FAIL
Oberst Christoph: Does she have boobs and a vagina?
Rofil Mao: yeah
Rofil Mao: but boobsvag does too
Oberst Christoph: Exactly
Rofil Mao: but the point is her name is kim
Rofil Mao: and i can't afford a girlfriend right nao
Oberst Christoph: Hahaha, there's that.
Rofil Mao : strikes one and two right there.
Oberst Christoph): But... boobs and vagina
Rofil Mao: your mom has boobs and a vagina, you dont see me jumping in line to tap that keg
Oberst Christoph: Lol!
Rofil Mao : but i digress
Rofil Mao: pending a full psychiatric evaluation, i'm open to having another friend
Oberst Christoph: Haha. True dat
Rofil Mao: just not another two-month spin on the psychowheel
Oberst Christoph: Wheel of psychosis, twirl, twirl, twirl, show us the drama caused by Andy's next girl.
Rofil Mao: Quoted for truth.


FYI EDIT: "Boobsvag" is Chris's pet name for a girl who may or may not have liked me last year. I still say a friendly game of Monopoly and Pizza Hut on Valentine's Day does not qualify as a date.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Rofil Mao: but the point is her name is kim
Rofil Mao: and i can't afford a girlfriend right nao

Ludicrous. Can you pay the gas or electric bill to run your stove?

She needs nothing else.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Ludicrous. Can you pay the gas or electric bill to run your stove?

She needs nothing else.


Yeah, I can swing the power bill and all, but I'm talking about affording the concrete shoes and trip to the lake, or the matches/gasoline/alibi combo for when she starts nagging and nagging about how she shouldn't be barefoot on my dirty kitchen floor.

[Taskmienster]

[21:52] TheTaskmienster: edited
[21:54] darkstrike461: Much better
[21:54] TheTaskmienster: awesome
[21:54] darkstrike461: It reads much more fluidly.
[21:54] TheTaskmienster: Yeah, thanks for the help
[21:55] darkstrike461: Don't mention it.
[21:55] darkstrike461: How often do you help me out?
[21:55] TheTaskmienster: lol
[21:55] TheTaskmienster: Whenever you wanted it, haha.
[21:55] darkstrike461: Hmm
[21:55] darkstrike461: That puts me up to like twice a day
[21:55] darkstrike461: Oh wait
[21:56] darkstrike461: I haven't asked for help at all today
[21:56] TheTaskmienster: sometimes when I was like... being an ass and giving it without you asking. haha
[21:56] TheTaskmienster: True true
[21:56] darkstrike461: Suck my dick bitch
[21:56] darkstrike461: That was supposed to be the help'
[21:56] darkstrike461: Not the response
[21:56] darkstrike461: lol
[21:56] TheTaskmienster: You have one of those? Wow, i always took you as the 'post surgery' type
[21:56] darkstrike461: Yeah well.
[21:56] TheTaskmienster: lol
[21:56] darkstrike461: FUCK YOU
[21:57] TheTaskmienster: you would, if I turned my back for too long... ewww
[21:57] darkstrike461: Oh yes
[21:57] darkstrike461: THROUGH MY FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN
[21:58] TheTaskmienster: haha
[21:58] TheTaskmienster: stalker
[21:58] darkstrike461: Naturally
[21:58] darkstrike461: I've got a fucking cyber penis
[21:58] TheTaskmienster: hahahaha
[21:58] darkstrike461: This conversation definitely should go on the Random IM conversattion thread
[21:59] darkstrike461: *I spelled conversation wrong
[21:59] darkstrike461: **EPIC PHAIL

[Christoph]

VegasExie (5:15:33 PM): http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=137965&posted=1#post137965
VegasExie (5:15:38 PM): Bam. King of Comebacks, I am.
Oberst Christoph (5:17:12 PM): Oh yeah. I bow before your skill. =p
VegasExie (5:17:22 PM): Hey. He opened himself up for that one.
VegasExie (5:17:29 PM): And besides.
VegasExie (5:17:31 PM): Your mom jokes are classy.
VegasExie (5:17:33 PM): FOREVER.
Oberst Christoph (5:18:14 PM): Like your mom.
VegasExie (5:18:20 PM): LOLOLOL
Oberst Christoph (5:18:46 PM): Who wants a ride on the roflcopter?
VegasExie (5:18:54 PM): I prefer the lollercoaster.
Oberst Christoph (5:19:37 PM): How about the lmaoter boat?
VegasExie (5:19:52 PM): Nah. I'm faster on my lollerskates.
Oberst Christoph (5:21:44 PM): I like the lulzmobile.
VegasExie (5:21:52 PM): You look thirsty.
VegasExie (5:21:58 PM): Have a glass of lmaonade.
Oberst Christoph (5:22:47 PM): I prefer lolacola.
VegasExie (5:22:53 PM): Haha.
VegasExie (5:22:58 PM): That's the first time I've heard that one.
Oberst Christoph (5:23:07 PM): Just made it up on the fly. Haha.
VegasExie (5:23:14 PM): Its pretty good.
VegasExie (5:23:16 PM): LIKE YOUR MOm
Oberst Christoph (5:23:21 PM): THat's what she sa
Oberst Christoph (5:23:23 PM): FUCK!
Oberst Christoph (5:23:26 PM): You beat me to it.
VegasExie (5:23:27 PM): BOOYAH
VegasExie (5:23:33 PM): *victory dance*
VegasExie (5:23:57 PM): Does anyone else besides me still say Booyah?
Oberst Christoph (5:24:06 PM): Gay men.
VegasExie (5:24:10 PM): ...
VegasExie (5:24:11 PM): Oh.
VegasExie (5:24:12 PM): Thanks.
Oberst Christoph (5:24:24 PM): Zing!
VegasExie (5:24:26 PM): Now you're trying to infringe upon me the idea that I might be slightly limp wristed?
VegasExie (5:24:29 PM): Well.
VegasExie (5:24:35 PM): Thats just preposterous.
VegasExie (5:24:38 PM): PREPOSTERONE
Oberst Christoph (5:24:38 PM): PROPOSTERONE!
Oberst Christoph (5:24:50 PM): I was just thinking of Power Thirst, too.
VegasExie (5:24:53 PM): XD
VegasExie (5:24:54 PM): Seriously?
VegasExie (5:24:58 PM): You and I have a mind link.
VegasExie (5:25:08 PM): Full of manbraces and kittens. With chainguns.
Oberst Christoph (5:25:10 PM): Yeah. I was about to say, "you need to drink more POWER THIRST RARRR!"
Oberst Christoph (5:26:33 PM): Kittens with chainguns, indeed.
Oberst Christoph (5:26:39 PM): Is there any other kind of kitten?
VegasExie (5:26:59 PM): The ones without chainguns.
VegasExie (5:27:01 PM): But nobody cares about them.
VegasExie (5:27:19 PM): They're like the redheaded stepchild orphans from Ethiopia.
Oberst Christoph (5:27:21 PM): They taste good.

[Mathias]

Oberst Christoph (12:55:58 AM): I abused your MOM WITH MY COCK!
VegasExie (12:56:45 AM): I ABUSED MY COCK WITH YOUR MOM
Oberst Christoph (12:58:12 AM): Eh, probably didn't take much.
Oberst Christoph (12:58:23 AM): Fragile cocks can't take much punishment.
VegasExie (12:58:46 AM): My cock is made of steel and the broken dreams of small children.
VegasExie (12:58:50 AM): Which coincidentally makes me a pedophile.
VegasExie (12:58:57 AM): Wait.
VegasExie (12:58:59 AM): I said that wrong.
VegasExie (12:59:00 AM): I meant...
VegasExie (12:59:01 AM): I'm hungry.
Oberst Christoph (12:59:36 AM): Haha, speaking of children.
VegasExie (1:00:27 AM): ...You have some for me?
VegasExie (1:00:29 AM): Oh, in that van over there?
VegasExie (1:00:31 AM): Okay.
VegasExie (1:00:34 AM): *heads to the van.*
Oberst Christoph (1:01:01 AM): Yes. There's candy in there, too.
Oberst Christoph (1:01:06 AM): Just hop right in.
VegasExie (1:01:09 AM): Okie dokie.
VegasExie (1:01:10 AM): *hops in*
VegasExie (1:01:13 AM): OH SHIT ITS THE FBI
Oberst Christoph (1:01:25 AM): Pwned!
VegasExie (1:01:34 AM): "Why don't you have a seat over there?"
VegasExie (1:02:08 AM): I always fantasized about the "what if," irony of Chris Hansen getting caught on To Catch a Predator.
VegasExie (1:02:13 AM): Am I the only one?

[Taskmienster]

LMFAO! Both of those were amazing. I've never seen internet lingo for laughing used in so many stupid ways... and your "made of steel and broken dreams of small children" made me almost die while I was smoking. I coughed so hard I almost stopped breathing.

[Mathias]

Haha. Thanks for making me feel like my existence serves a purpose in at least making you laugh.

Sadly, man, all of me and Chris's conversations inevitably turn into something along the lines of those posted here.

[Inkfinger]

A Warped Mind (9:27:48 PM): tropiceltic sounds like a bad fruit drink being hawked by a sunburnt, kilt-clad, half-drunk mel gibson D:
OzymandiusJones (9:28:32 PM): yes. potentially spoiled, as well. likely to give you...I dunno, salmonella or something
A Warped Mind (9:29:34 PM): worse, squirrel.
A Warped Mind (9:29:40 PM): antisemetismonella. D:
A Warped Mind (9:29:49 PM): "THE JUICE DID IT
A Warped Mind (9:29:53 PM): "THE JUICE KILLED JESUS"
A Warped Mind (9:29:54 PM): D:

[Christoph]

[12:21] Ez150: I didn't drink until I turned 21, believe it or not
[12:21] Oberst Christoph: How old are you now?
[12:21] Ez150: 24, almost 25
[12:21] Oberst Christoph: Ah, okay.
[12:21] Oberst Christoph: I'm turning 21 in April.
[12:22] Ez150: ah, that might explain it
[12:22] Oberst Christoph: I haven't had anything that would constitute "drinking" yet
[12:22] Oberst Christoph: Hard cider once or twice, but that's it. Lol.
[12:23] Oberst Christoph: But I know enough to convince anyone that I drink all the time and fuck everything that moves. =p
[12:23] Oberst Christoph: It comes from having worked in a restaurant with a bar for a while.
[12:24] Ez150: lol
[12:24] Ez150: my advice to you is to start with something ridiculously gross, tequila or rum and go from there
[12:24] Oberst Christoph: Oh god.
[12:24] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[12:24] Oberst Christoph: My older brother is taking me drinking on my 21st birthday.
[12:25] Oberst Christoph: I'm totally going to ask for a "pussy drink"
[12:25] Oberst Christoph: It'll be funny because the bartender at the place he goes to his a chick.
[12:25] Ez150: at least make it a tasty pussy drink
[12:25] Ez150: strawberry mango daquiri
[12:25] Oberst Christoph: That does sound pretty good.
[12:26] Oberst Christoph: The logical line here would be, "Though I personally prefer cherry with my pussy drinks."
[12:30] Ez150: lol
[12:30] Ez150: I don't know any good cherry drinks
[12:30] Ez150: I think cherry bombs are gross
[12:30] Oberst Christoph: x_x You KNOW what I meant.
[12:31] Ez150: ;)
[12:31] Oberst Christoph: That's almost IM thread worthy. Lol.
[12:31] Ez150: I know, I always worry about that thread when I talk to althanas people
[12:31] Ez150: especially when I'm drunk
[12:31] Ez150: its like..now what'd I do
[12:32] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[12:32] Oberst Christoph: Another reason I don't drink.
[12:32] Oberst Christoph: I'd get wasted and sign onto AIM.
[12:32] Ez150: you know what the most depressing is?
[12:32] Oberst Christoph: I'd IM you and be all, "I LOOOOVE YOU MAN!"
[12:32] Oberst Christoph: What?
[12:32] Ez150: waking up the next morning and reading through your text message log
[12:32] Oberst Christoph: lol
[12:33] Ez150: I'm a horrible drunk textor
[12:33] Oberst Christoph: I can imagine.
[12:33] Ez150: I usually ask five different girls if they want to "hang out" or "come over"
[12:33] Ez150: clear booty call requests
[12:33] Ez150: though the rejections are funny times
[12:33] Oberst Christoph: *snickers*
[12:34] Ez150: I like to say I'm giving them practice for when I'm not around
[12:36] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[12:36] Oberst Christoph: You're a real pimp, Max. A real pimp.



Edit:

[12:40] Ez150: I also hate you btw
[12:40] Ez150: for posting in that dam nthread
[12:40] Oberst Christoph: What?
[12:40] Oberst Christoph: I gave you a chance to tell me not to. Lol.
[12:40] Ez150: I'll survive
[12:40] Ez150: haha
[12:40] Oberst Christoph: I can take it down if you really want.
[12:40] Ez150: people might see I have a personality
[12:40] Oberst Christoph: True. We can't have that. =p
[12:40] Ez150: OMG dirks isn't a dick
[12:41] Ez150: or is a dick, but is funny about it
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: I should post a disclaimer.
[12:41] Ez150:
[12:41] Ez150: man I suck at the whole IM face shit
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: "Notice: Despite appearances from this conversation, Dirks is, in fact, a dick. A massive, throbbing, vein-covered dick."
[12:41] Ez150: oooh throbbing, I like that
[12:42] Ez150: you should write erotic novels
[12:42] Oberst Christoph: o.o
[12:42] Ez150: chrisarotica
[12:42] Oberst Christoph: I'm not sure that I could take that plunge.
[12:43] Oberst Christoph: There's only so many times that I could write "throbbing manhood" before I stopped taking it seriously.
[12:43] Ez150: its ironic you are taking the moral high road in our conversation while I'm sitting in the library reading "traversing the ethical mindfield" for professional responsibility class
[12:43] Oberst Christoph: Assuming I ever took it seriously from the beginning.
[12:43] Oberst Christoph: That is pretty entertaining.

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: *sacks you with a pillow*
Botfan: SWEET SEX!
Botfan: *falls on the ground*
Sukoda Fox: lol
Botfan: so, do we get to?
Botfan: O_o
Sukoda Fox: No... >.> That would be awkward considering your brother. :p
Botfan: *shrugs and gets up*
Botfan: your loss
Sukoda Fox: You can tell yourself that one, but I know better.
Botfan: Hey babe, I'm worth the wait...god fuggin owes me it.
Sukoda Fox: You're worth the wait? Geez, what are you, an add for safe sex and abstinance?

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: Heya
SethDahlios: boo!
SethDahlios: ha ha
SethDahlios: scared you!
SethDahlios: ;0
SethDahlios: I don't have any pants on right now...
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: X.x
SethDahlios: How you doing megan?
Sukoda Fox: lol, pretty good, relaxing after class. We had an exam on Word today.
SethDahlios: nice
Sukoda Fox: yeah, what about you?
SethDahlios: HA HA! I have found my pants
Sukoda Fox: oh thank GOD!
SethDahlios: but I still don't have them on yet...trying to figure out these darn blasted things
Sukoda Fox: I didn't think pants were that complicated. I mean honestly, unhook the button, unzip the pants.
SethDahlios: oh, so THATS HOW THEY WORK!
SethDahlios: I thought they were magical and just jump on your body
SethDahlios: okay, need to stop being goofy
Sukoda Fox: lol, well, sometimes they do magically fall off.
SethDahlios: usually in the vicnity of a girl
Sukoda Fox: yeah, but then she runs away screaming. I told you time and time again not to wear those boxers.
SethDahlios: shuddup! they're my lucky boxers!
Sukoda Fox: But they scare away the ladies. Just how lucky can they be?
SethDahlios: ummm
SethDahlios: ummm
SethDahlios: LOOK A SHINEY RED BALL!
Sukoda Fox: That's right, go get it boy!!! *throws the ball into the forbidding woods of darkness*
SethDahlios: *Walks out of the woods with the ball!* I GOT DA BAAAAALL I GOT DA BAAAL THANKS FOR PWAYING!
Sukoda Fox: *grabs the ball and throws it again* Go, boy, go!!!
SethDahlios: I'm not a dog.
SethDahlios: I'm just add
Sukoda Fox: Damn, I tried.... >.> <.< *grabs a shiny bag and tosses it in your direction*

[oren]

Lee says:
the skeleton sketch due in class tomorrow.
I looked at it and thought "holy frickin hasselhoff... that would be me if my flesh just melted off."
Friend says:
o.o.......XDDDDDDDDDDD
Lee says:
oh geeze tell me I didn't just actually make something rhyme with Hasselhoff XD

[Fidelis]

Loquelf (9:13:45 PM): Man...that sounds like a bazooka against a zombie...
somniumsaptior (9:14:03 PM): like it didn't matter what we did, childrens stories, journalism, critiques, or short stories thier's were just horrible to read.
somniumsaptior (9:14:58 PM): "The dog went to the park, the park was good for dog, u see dug was good in park."
somniumsaptior (9:15:08 PM): usually something along those lines.
somniumsaptior (9:15:26 PM): or we'd get coherent sentences but there were in the form of chat speak.
Loquelf (9:15:50 PM): O_O
Loquelf (9:16:31 PM): ((O_O))
somniumsaptior (9:16:43 PM): "Leik, if u go b4 a boi, u woud get ur @$$ kicked, 0r l31k..."
Loquelf (9:17:05 PM): ...
Loquelf (9:17:09 PM): . . .
Loquelf (9:17:10 PM): .
Loquelf (9:17:10 PM): .
Loquelf (9:17:12 PM): .
somniumsaptior (9:17:13 PM): "gurlz are awes000mm33 cuz they cum wit b00bz"
somniumsaptior (9:17:19 PM): we got that once
Loquelf (9:17:19 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
---
somniumsaptior (9:19:18 PM):I didn't even know chatspeak could make you break that fast. o.o
Loquelf (9:19:54 PM): Just the thought that people write like that not ironically...
somniumsaptior (9:20:22 PM): oh no.. they do it without thinking.
Loquelf (9:20:31 PM): *shudder*
somniumsaptior (9:20:34 PM): they don't even bother to edit it either.
Loquelf (9:20:38 PM): My poor, poor native language.

[Karuka]

You didn't do the size variation with the second pair of eyes.

[The Mathemagician]

This was actually the strangest conversation about toast ever. Just try to deny it. TRY.

[21:20] NoteTheSpelling: Wow. SCORE: Cristoph: 1, Rest of the World: Just Go Home Now
[21:20] Oberst Christoph: Funny, that's what I say before bed every night. Lol
[21:21] NoteTheSpelling: You're keeping track, eh?
[21:22] Oberst Christoph: Indeed.
[21:22] Oberst Christoph: Lest the Rest of the World tries to forget the score. Lol.
[21:23] NoteTheSpelling: Yeah. Then you'll just to have a few choice words with the Rest of the World. Such as, about the Rest of the World's mother.
[21:24] Oberst Christoph: And what she said.
[21:24] Oberst Christoph: Last night
[21:25] NoteTheSpelling: And then you'll be like "Yeah, I just went there the Rest of the World. Yeah, I did."
[21:26] NoteTheSpelling: And they'll go home and cry themselves to sleep. And probably wet the bed. Because, compared to Cristoph, the Rest of the World is a sissy.
[21:26] NoteTheSpelling: And then you'll wake up. And realize that was a nice dream you had. A nice dream, about being as awesome as me. The prosecution rests.
[21:27] NoteTheSpelling: The defence rests too.
[21:27] Oberst Christoph: Oooh, clever. Clever.
[21:27] NoteTheSpelling: Yeah, see what I did there?
[21:28] Oberst Christoph: I'd make a retort, but I'm too busy eating toast -- which is more important than you.
[21:28] Oberst Christoph: Oh yes.
[21:29] Oberst Christoph: But in your defense, this toast is pretty good.
[21:29] NoteTheSpelling: Never underestimate toast.
[21:29] NoteTheSpelling: It could kick your ass one day.
[21:29] NoteTheSpelling: Which isn't saying much.
[21:29] Oberst Christoph: My toast could beat up your toast! And the Rest of the World's toast.
[21:30] NoteTheSpelling: Oh well, ANYBODY could beat up the Rest of the World's toast.
[21:30] NoteTheSpelling: We and our toast, we're like giants at the pinnacle of society. Engaged in epic battles between good, evil, and buttery spreads.
[21:31] Oberst Christoph: And fruity spreads. Can't forget those.
[21:31] NoteTheSpelling: Indeed. Though I always thought Fruity Spreads were a bit...fruity. If you know what I mean.
[21:31] Oberst Christoph: The rest of the world is like that ant hill that we stepped on at one point.
[21:31] Oberst Christoph: Never underestimate blackberry spread on whole grain toast.
[21:32] Oberst Christoph: It's like Jesus just ejaculated in my mouth.
[21:32] Oberst Christoph: Only much, much less homoerotic.
[21:32] NoteTheSpelling: Or more homoerotic. As I said, it is a FRUITY spread. And you didn't say "no homo" so I think you lost anyway.
[21:32] NoteTheSpelling: HAHA!
[21:32] NoteTheSpelling: Cristoph has a mancrush on Jesus!
[21:33] Oberst Christoph: Dude, Jesus is more like a kid on the playground who gets lured into my van by the promises of candy and pokemon.
[21:33] Oberst Christoph: Compared to me, that is.
[21:34] NoteTheSpelling: Riiiiiiiiiiight.
[21:34] Oberst Christoph: Saving the souls of all humanity from damnation? Bah! I've had trips to the bathroom more divine than that.
[21:34] NoteTheSpelling: Yeah, pretty much. It was like, what, he can walk through water? Anyone can do that! It's called SWIMMING!
[21:35] Oberst Christoph: It's like... In Soviet Russia, water walk on you!
[21:35] NoteTheSpelling: Little known fact: Jesus was a communist.
[21:36] NoteTheSpelling: How else could he do everything backwards?
[21:36] Oberst Christoph: Yeah, so says the Socialist--I MEAN, Democrat party. =p
[21:36] NoteTheSpelling: Rising from the dead and whatnot. CLEARLY this could only happen in Soviet Russia.
[21:36] NoteTheSpelling: Same difference!
[21:37] Oberst Christoph: Indeed, indeed.
[21:37] NoteTheSpelling: I think this belongs in random IM conversations >_>
[21:40] Oberst Christoph: Your mom belongs in random IM conversations.

[Christoph]

Avatar changed to toast in honor of this conversation

[The Mathemagician]

Avatar changed to toast in honor of this conversation

I second that motion. This is the rest of that conversation, by the way:

21:41] NoteTheSpelling: The truth is out, dude!
[21:41] NoteTheSpelling: About your mancrush on jesus, that is.
[21:41] Oberst Christoph: lol
[21:42] Oberst Christoph: That was pretty much the strangest course a conversation about toast ever took.
[21:42] NoteTheSpelling: Ummm, yes, actually it was. Pretty much no idea what happened there.
[21:42] NoteTheSpelling: Normally conversations about toast...pretty tame.
[21:43] Oberst Christoph: Yeah. They usually are.
[21:45] NoteTheSpelling: I think I'll change my avatar
[21:45] Oberst Christoph: To what?
[21:45] Oberst Christoph: A piece of toast?
[21:45] NoteTheSpelling: Toast. Clearly.
[21:45] Oberst Christoph: Because that's what I'm considering.
[21:45] Oberst Christoph: Damn you!
[21:45] NoteTheSpelling: HAHA beat you to it!
[21:45] Oberst Christoph: I said it three seconds before you!
[21:46] NoteTheSpelling: Dunno if my Meebo avatar shows up on AIM though.
[21:46] Oberst Christoph: Oberst Christoph (9:43:58 PM): A piece of toast?
NoteTheSpelling (9:44:01 PM): Toast. Clearly.
[21:46] Oberst Christoph: Proof!
[21:46] NoteTheSpelling: But...my avatar already IS toast! Made it that BEFORE I said that!
[21:46] NoteTheSpelling: PAH!
[21:46] Oberst Christoph: You bitch!
[21:46] NoteTheSpelling: *smacks with purse*
[21:47] NoteTheSpelling: *smaks with YOUR purse*
[21:47] Oberst Christoph: No, no it's too late to clarify that.
[21:47] Oberst Christoph: Your first statement lives on.
[21:47] NoteTheSpelling: Damn! You fiend! Your jedi mind tricks of toast have infiltrated the sanctity of my brain!
[21:47] NoteTheSpelling: Only rational explanation.
[21:47] Oberst Christoph: There's a ten-second rule when it comes to self-incrimination of your own sexuality/secret gender
[21:48] Oberst Christoph: I thought you were talking about your Althanas avatar
[21:48] NoteTheSpelling: I wasn't aware of that.
[21:48] Oberst Christoph: Because I'm totally changing my Althy avatar to toast.
[21:48] NoteTheSpelling: Hmmm. No, I wasn't. BUT NOW I AM.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Oberst Christoph (10:49:22 AM): But what would I do in the pets department?
Rofil Mao (10:54:46 AM): stock pet food
Rofil Mao (10:54:52 AM): get fish out for customers
Rofil Mao (10:55:08 AM): cover in toys, hardware, and lawn and garden when they need you to
Oberst Christoph (10:55:14 AM): Oh. Fail.
Oberst Christoph (10:55:22 AM): Customer service bad for Chris.
Rofil Mao (10:55:29 AM): heh.
Rofil Mao (10:55:50 AM): customer service would refine your bitterness towards humanity
Rofil Mao (10:55:55 AM): hone it into an actual force
Rofil Mao (10:56:04 AM): its like blacksmithing
Rofil Mao (10:56:21 AM): customer service is the hammer, hatred is the steel
Oberst Christoph (10:56:29 AM): QFT. Lol.

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (7:35:05 PM): "A PC game that allows players to gang rape virtual women – and then force them to have an abortion – has been banned from Amazon."
AngelicMalice15 (7:33:42 PM): "In Rapelay, gamers direct a character to sexually assault a mother and her two young daughters at an underground station, before raping any of a selection female characters.
AngelicMalice15 (7:35:17 PM): The game was intended for release just in Japan, but was on offer to British buyers through Amazon Marketplace, the section of the online store's website open to third-party sellers.

But Amazon has now withdrawn the game after complaints from users, deeming it to be inappropriate. "We determined that we did not want to be selling this particular item," a spokeswoman said."
AngelicMalice15 (7:35:32 PM): "Rapelay, which was released in 2006, encourages players to force the virtual woman they rape to have an abortion. If they are allowed to give birth the woman throws the player's character under a train, according to reviews of the game. It also has a feature allowing several players to team up against individual women."
nekobooi (7:41:32 PM): Interesting?
AngelicMalice15 (7:42:45 PM): Dude
AngelicMalice15 (7:42:52 PM): It has co-op
AngelicMalice15 (7:42:57 PM): C'mon
AngelicMalice15 (7:43:00 PM): Two man raid
nekobooi (7:43:31 PM): Can't, classes

[Winterhair]

hellbornehero: (02/17/2009 3:32 PM): Stop doing that thing with your face.
spunky_pirate: (02/17/2009 3:32 PM):What thing with my face?
hellbornehero: (02/17/2009 3:32 PM): That thing where you look like a rapist.
spunky_pirate: (02/17/2009 3:33 PM): Oh. That thing with my face.

[Godhand]

Jack Raynes: Hey, I just saw what you wrote on that althies thing.
A Warped Mind: ?
Jack Raynes: So you been reading up on the Necrosition series.
A Warped Mind: would be, if school wasn't pinning me to a table and raping me in every orifice.
Jack Raynes: Hahaha what
Jack Raynes: Well, I saw you nominated it for the althies thing. Which is retarded, I know, but I was wondering if that meant you'd read the other ones.
Jack Raynes: There's a fight in, uhh...The gravedigger one. That I think you'd enjoy.
A Warped Mind: i'll take a look later D:
Jack Raynes: I was on a real wrestling kick back then so it basically just reads like a wrestling match.
Jack Raynes: Man, you don't realize how vital the ropes are to a wrestling match until you try writing one in a forest.
Jack Raynes: Anyway, that'd just been nagging at me so I decided to see if you were on.
Jack Raynes: By the way, don't feel any obligation to read it just because I mentioned it.
Jack Raynes: I know how fucking awful it is when some insecure cuntwaffle walks up to you all starry eyed, and is like "Will you read my stuff?"
A Warped Mind: D:
Jack Raynes: And then you read it, turn to him and say "This is some serious balls, Danny."
Jack Raynes: And he's crushed.
Jack Raynes: Actually, that's how it'd go ideally.
Jack Raynes: But I'm too softhearted for that.
Jack Raynes: Some asshole I know, some 'e-friend' BLOOPS pops up on my message window and he's like.
Jack Raynes: Hey, check out my quest.
Jack Raynes: And you fucking groan.
Jack Raynes: You're thinking, I'm not involved in this. My character's not involved in this. It has nothing to do with me.
Jack Raynes: I don't want to read this shit. I can barely tolerate reading shit someone else is writing WITH ME in a thread with my character.
Jack Raynes: But you don't want to hurt his feelings, so you go through the fucking drudgery of the entire quest and it's like chewing wet cardboard when you want to be eating a juicy steak.
Jack Raynes: And at the end he looks at you, hopeful, and you smile meekly with cardboard flecking your teeth and say "It's good."
Jack Raynes: Fucking horrendous.
Jack Raynes: You know, I think I'm going to put this in that lame-ass conversation thread.
Jack Raynes: Because I know it attracts exactly the sort of people who do this.
Jack Raynes: God, I'm so helpful.
A Warped Mind: yes, yes you are.

[Tainted Bushido]

[00:39] insanitys_obsession: Famine is mostly hunger and starvation
[00:39] Dahlios: Yes
[00:39] Dahlios: Its is drought, it is lack of food
[00:39] Dahlios: most importantly
[00:39] Dahlios: it is hunger
[00:39] Dahlios: It GNAWS AT YOUR SOUL!
[00:39] insanitys_obsession: *nom nom nom*

[Alydia Ettermire]

This happened last night, but it was still funny.

Loquelf (3:03:52 AM): ...this show is weird.
TheTaskmienster (3:03:56 AM): what show?
Loquelf (3:04:04 AM): The Naked Archaeologist.
TheTaskmienster (3:05:13 AM): I'm watching that!
TheTaskmienster (3:05:14 AM): Lol
TheTaskmienster (3:05:16 AM): have been for hours
Loquelf (3:05:23 AM): Me too, just because it's on.
Loquelf (3:05:29 AM): "Who are the sons of Zebedee?"
TheTaskmienster (3:05:48 AM): I live on the history channel, or watching historical documentaries on HBO or something
TheTaskmienster (3:05:58 AM): Watched a really good one about MLK Jr. earlier.
TheTaskmienster (3:06:05 AM): Yeah, and he starts rambling in Romanian..
Loquelf (3:06:23 AM): When the history channel gets boring or goes on its paid programming nonsense, I go to animal planet.
Loquelf (3:06:31 AM): Baby tigers are cuuuuuuute!
TheTaskmienster (3:06:50 AM): haha, I want one... really bad. But I want like.. an uber pigmy tiger.
Loquelf (3:07:00 AM): It's called a house cat.
TheTaskmienster (3:07:22 AM): Aww, I have one already. It's name is critter, and she's fat and just runs around outside killing moles... she's not fun

[Caden Law]

Oberst Christoph: Yar!
Oberst Christoph: It appears that we're battling each other next round.
Oberst Christoph: >.>
A Warped Mind: i'm going to eat your eyes, just so you know.
Oberst Christoph: LEIK R U REDY 2 LOOOOOSE?!11!!??
A Warped Mind: once i've eaten your eyes, i'm going to chew your tongue right out of your mouth.
A Warped Mind: :3
Oberst Christoph: I'm going to make your head explode, and then I'm going to make it implode.
A Warped Mind: i'm going to gnaw my way down your throat and eat your lungs after that.
A Warped Mind: and then?
A Warped Mind: i'm going to look at your heart.
A Warped Mind: smile.
A Warped Mind: and draw a McDonalds logo on the left ventricle
A Warped Mind:
Oberst Christoph: I'm going to force your left foot to eat your right foot. Then I'll beat you to death with your own penis.
Oberst Christoph: The lack of mass might make that take a long time, though.
Oberst Christoph: =p
A Warped Mind: took you a minute or two to think that one up, huh? :p
Oberst Christoph: Not as such. More like 15 seconds. Haha.
A Warped Mind: i'm sure. D:
Oberst Christoph: Took your mom a minute or two to bend over, though.
A Warped Mind: *golf-claps.*
A Warped Mind: D:
Oberst Christoph: I'm mature. =p
A Warped Mind: you're inadequate. D:
A Warped Mind: shit talk is an art form
A Warped Mind: unfortunately you can't be schooled.
A Warped Mind: you're too retarded.
A Warped Mind: D:
Oberst Christoph: YOUR MOM'S ASS WAS INADEQUATE!
Oberst Christoph: Seriously, I'm going to make your major intestine leap out of your stomach and strangle you.
A Warped Mind: ...yuh-huh. D:
A Warped Mind: i'm going to juggle your kidneys while hopping up and down on one foot because the other's lodged in your rectal cavity.
A Warped Mind: and when i'm done with that, i'll gouge out my own eyes and pelt your little sister with them.
A Warped Mind: D:
Oberst Christoph: I'm going to skull fuck you with your own skull.
A Warped Mind: i'm going to cut your face off and wear it like a condom while having my way with your unborn grandchildren.
Oberst Christoph: And when I get bored of that, I'm going to unleash ferrets into your stomach cavity.
A Warped Mind: D:
Oberst Christoph: I'll use your corpse as a puppet to have my way with YOUR unborn grandchildren.
Oberst Christoph: But first, I'll rip out your teeth and use them to bite your own dick off.
Oberst Christoph: XD
A Warped Mind: ...which of course implies my dick in your mouth.
A Warped Mind: checkmate.
A Warped Mind: D:
Oberst Christoph: Nope. That's why I use your teeth.
Oberst Christoph: FALSE MATE I WIN!
A Warped Mind: nope.
A Warped Mind: you're using my teeth
Oberst Christoph: Way to fail your chess references.
A Warped Mind: but still your mouth
A Warped Mind: thus, checkmate.
Oberst Christoph: Says who?
A Warped Mind: my dick in your mouth.
A Warped Mind: D:
Oberst Christoph: Bitch.
A Warped Mind: concession accepted.
A Warped Mind: now SUCKLE HARDER, LITTLE CHRISSY.
A Warped Mind: I'LL GO GET YOUR WIG!

[Alydia Ettermire]

Friend: Heh. It's kind of bovious.
Me: Cow-like?
Friend: ...
Friend: obvious.
Me: :p

[Lord Anglekos]

xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):>=|
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):hes in the FLIPPING GAME
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):D:
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):He blocked ME!!
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):BITCH!
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):D:
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):Oops.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:48 AM):D;
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:49 AM):Maybe you were mean to him.
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:49 AM):Oh shit
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:49 AM):I dnt rememberrr
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):Haha! Obviously he means so much to you.
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):>.>
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):dude..I like love his ass
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):^_^
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):it's so sexy
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):My ass is better.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):Believe me.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:50 AM):I should take a picture of it sometime.
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):you have butt acne
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):you know they have butt facials?!!?
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):I saw it on tv.
xxcandiifreakxx: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM)::]
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):D:
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):D:
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):D:
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):D:
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):D:
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 10:51 AM):No.


And later...


spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:16 PM):Don't pretend like you're busy, a hole!
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:16 PM):Pretend?
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:16 PM):My eyebrows got complimented.
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:16 PM):So did my face.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:17 PM):Big surprise there.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:17 PM):By who?
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:17 PM):The lady said that my facial expressions are "beautifully animated"
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:17 PM):Idk, some chick around like.. 30?
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:17 PM):Haha. She was saying subtly you should get into porn.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:17 PM):And why was she saying this, exactly?
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):Hey
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):Hey
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):Hey
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):You're the slut
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):Not meeee
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):I don't know
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):lol
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):GAH
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):You and---ergh, nevermind.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):I'll just take it like a man.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):Tch.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:18 PM):I'll puff out my muscles and everything.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:19 PM):Oh, the manliness.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:19 PM):And jeez, thats creepy.
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:20 PM):What's creepy?
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 12:20 PM):That a 30 year old woman wanted me?
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:20 PM):Duh.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 12:20 PM):The oldest I've gotten is 27.

And even later....

spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:06 PM):I dislike the double however's
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:06 PM):What? WHERE!?
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:06 PM):Oh damn you demon of writing!
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:07 PM):Beginning of the 2nd and 5th paragraphs
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:07 PM):Thank ye.
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:07 PM):Mhm
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):I hope Rose is a dyke
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):O_o
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):And I hope she gets Eric all horny for her
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):And then she's like... no
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):If you'd read, she's the one who wanted to sleep with him.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):Tch.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:08 PM):Stupid slut.
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:09 PM):I read it
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:09 PM):I'm just hoping you'll change your mind
spunky_pirate: (02/24/2009 1:09 PM):Ahaaaaaaaa
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:09 PM):Mmmmmmmm.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:09 PM):Maybe.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:10 PM):Hehe ho ho.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:10 PM):Or maybe Eric turns gay.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:10 PM):o.o
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:10 PM):No...that won't work, dammit....
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:10 PM):Ah well.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:10 PM):Relationship/sex stuff aren't my bag.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 1:11 PM):I'm not Sherrilyn Kenyon.

[Lord Saladin]

00:33:33) Oberst Christoph: Ugh. You should try to drive him to suicide.
(00:33:51) saladinakara: Yeah, dude, that's uncool.
(00:34:28) Oberst Christoph: What, being emo or driving emos to suicide?
(00:34:48) saladinakara: Incidentally, both.
(00:35:07) Oberst Christoph: Ha.

[Lord Anglekos]

hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):Bitchtits.
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):bitch
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):lol
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):HA!
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):Beat you.
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):noooooooooooooo!!!
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:56 PM):With my penis hahahaha!
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:57 PM):ew.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:57 PM):The penis. Sexual device and makeshift club.
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:57 PM):What do you think the pre-cavemen did to beat their wives?
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:57 PM):omg...
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:57 PM):They didn't know how to use clubs back then.
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:58 PM):lol
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:58 PM):you are gross
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:58 PM):So, they just reached down, got a good hold, and....
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:58 PM): :)
CandieCrazed: (02/24/2009 7:58 PM):stop!!
hellbornehero: (02/24/2009 7:58 PM):Puts a whole new meaning to "facedown", doesn't it? Take THAT, red jumpsuit apparatus.

[Christoph]

Oberst Christoph (11:03:20 PM): There's a HUGE illegal alien problem in the US, especially down south.
saladinakara (11:03:34 PM): Yeah.
saladinakara (11:03:40 PM): Damn those Saturnians.
Oberst Christoph (11:03:48 PM): TB had been eliminated from the States, but our refusal to protect our borders screwed it over.
Oberst Christoph (11:03:49 PM): Hahaha.
Oberst Christoph (11:04:03 PM): No, they're all right so long as they bring marketable skills with them.
Oberst Christoph (11:04:15 PM): It's those stupid Plutonians.
saladinakara (11:04:48 PM): You mean Plutites, right?
Oberst Christoph (11:06:10 PM): Plutites inhabit the southern hemesphere, and they live in under less oppressive government.
Oberst Christoph (11:06:35 PM): The Plutonians are so desperate to escape that they often hitch onto massive barrels and float all the way here.
saladinakara (11:07:14 PM): Ah.
saladinakara (11:07:31 PM): Though, talking of oppressive governments...
saladinakara (11:07:56 PM): Did you see what that Jupiteran king did to that poor family last week?
Oberst Christoph (11:08:35 PM): Bah! They were terrorists, anyway!
Oberst Christoph (11:08:56 PM): Besides, we need to support their ruler so long as he opposes the communist movement.
saladinakara (11:09:16 PM): True, true.
Oberst Christoph (11:09:17 PM): If Jupiter falls to communism, then Mars will follow.
saladinakara (11:09:23 PM): I still don't like him.
Oberst Christoph (11:09:27 PM): Then it'll be right on our doorstep.
saladinakara (11:10:12 PM): It's not like the Martian Consulate would ever allow such things to happen
Oberst Christoph (11:10:32 PM): You can never be so sure.
Oberst Christoph (11:11:03 PM): We all remember what happened on Mercury.
saladinakara (11:11:12 PM): Mercury was a disaster.
Oberst Christoph (11:11:14 PM): The entire government was overthrown overnight by the labor rebellion.
Oberst Christoph (11:12:16 PM): I mean, on one hand, the Mercurian Parliament should have supported the Acid Mine Union more. It would have prevented all that unrest.
saladinakara (11:12:41 PM): Luckily, though, the Neptunal military offered assistance.
saladinakara (11:13:06 PM): And meh, the AMU just wanted to bleed the government dry.
saladinakara (11:13:27 PM): They were DEFINITELY asking too much.
saladinakara (11:13:52 PM): I mean, come on... 90,000 credons a year for part-time admin?
Oberst Christoph (11:13:55 PM): Yeah, but the Communist Party was able to manipulate them way too easily.
saladinakara (11:14:37 PM): True enough
Oberst Christoph (11:14:51 PM): At least the Astoid Protectorates support us, despite our imperialist actions in that region.
saladinakara (11:16:16 PM): Yeah, and their treaties with the Ceresion colonies will help secure our own trade routes.
Oberst Christoph (11:17:24 PM): But that's why we definitely need the Jupiteran king to stay in power to continue to stamp out the communist movements. Our interests in the region depend on it.
saladinakara (11:18:00 PM): Yeah... Though have you seen his royal guard?
saladinakara (11:18:08 PM): Holy crap on a stick!
Oberst Christoph (11:18:42 PM): I heard that he keeps the severed tentacles of his rivals in a box in his closet.
saladinakara (11:19:06 PM): I doubt even the most highly trained Haumean elite would go against them
saladinakara (11:19:11 PM): Apparently so.
Oberst Christoph (11:19:23 PM): Lol. We're ridiculous.

[Unfulfilled]

Classic example of way too much time on your hands...

[Quentin Boone]

Yes, yes. Definitely, I would have to agree with you there.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Oberst Christoph (12:04:14 AM): Here's the sad part: you've got more going for you in the dating department than I do.
Oberst Christoph (12:04:21 AM): Job, car, apartment.
Oberst Christoph (12:04:32 AM): All of the above I currently lack.
Oberst Christoph (12:05:15 AM): I have to rely on my general awesomeness.
Rofil Mao (12:06:52 AM): so you're basically screwed then.
Oberst Christoph (12:07:35 AM): Fuck you, man. Lol.

[Lord Anglekos]

You know your life sucks when your average conversation goes something like this.

xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:30 AM):HAHA OMFG
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:30 AM):one time in school
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:30 AM):my thong was bothering me...and i went to the bathroom and took it off, and stuffed it into my backpack
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):and then i felt akward.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):it really feels weaird
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):when u have no underwear
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):If you say so.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):you kinda feel naked.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):i was like slouching and
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):Doesn't bother me though, lol.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):haha
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:31 AM):i like took my boxer panties with me all the time after that day
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:32 AM):Lmao!
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:32 AM):but thats just me
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:32 AM):Girl scout motto.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):Thank you.
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):You're welcome.
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):Bitch.
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):*mutters*
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):Lick it!
hellbornehero: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):Don't tempt me.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/06/2009 10:33 AM):HOOR

[Lord Anglekos]

hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:39 PM):lmao
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:39 PM):Jack Raynes: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Sukoda Fox: I cast level 6 eroticism on you and turn you into a drop dead gorgeous man

Jack Raynes: Oh baby.

Jack Raynes: I cast cock of the infinity.

Sukoda Fox: oh baby, I rub your cucumber

Jack Raynes: I came.

Sukoda Fox: damn you and your califlower

Jack Raynes: I spray my juice all over your vegetables.

Sukoda Fox: hmm, baby, you know how I like it.

Jack Raynes: I toss your lettuce.

Sukoda Fox: I massage your zuchini

Jack Raynes: I run my fingers through your celery.

Jack Raynes: I fondle your Russian False Mangos.
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:39 PM):My friends are terrifying.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:40 PM):lol
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:40 PM): okkkk
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:40 PM):Well, not sure if I can even call them friends.
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:40 PM):What would you call them?
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:41 PM): o.o lmfao
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:41 PM):theyre just like you
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:41 PM):xD
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:41 PM): don't make me gag on that human skull.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:41 PM): o.o
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:42 PM):I'm nothing like Andres.....Megan, maybe, but Andres?
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:42 PM):I don't have Megan's boobs though.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:42 PM):<.< uh huh.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:42 PM):shuuuuuuuuuuuuure
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):I don't!
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):I swear.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):<_<:
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):>_>:
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):*pokes ur boobies*
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):=o
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):Ow, fucker.
hellbornehero: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):They're sensitive.
xxcandiifreakxx: (03/18/2009 3:43 PM):lolly

[Alydia Ettermire]

*some other stuff*
(02:45:48) Silcatra: I am the Paladin of the English Language, bitches!
(02:46:03) Dissinger: You definitely have the class features for it
(02:46:19) Silcatra: Holy terror, or English Pally?
(02:46:26) Dissinger: Enligsh Pally
(02:46:32) Silcatra: Lol.
(02:46:34) Dissinger: Lawful good and violent about it
(02:46:46) Silcatra: Maybe I took Holy Terror as a paragon path.
(02:46:56) Dissinger: With Grammatical Smite
(02:47:04) Silcatra: Well, that's a class feature.
(02:47:11) Silcatra: Every English Pally gets it.
(02:47:23) Dissinger: Yeah, but the improved smite?
(02:47:25) Dissinger: COme one...
(02:47:26) Silcatra: I just have a FoM hammer of +4 Grammatical Smite.
(02:47:44) Silcatra: And yeah, I got Improved Smite at first opportunity.
(02:47:56) Dissinger: I tell you thats just broken girlie
(02:48:32) Silcatra: It's not broken.
(02:48:36) Silcatra: It works very well.
(02:48:44) Silcatra: Just look at some of your posts. The ones I've been over.
(02:48:46) Dissinger: Yeah but you crit for wall of text!
(02:49:04) Silcatra: Took Improved Critical, too.
(02:49:25) Dissinger: and keen
(02:49:37) Silcatra: If I could just get rid of this Curse of Occasional Tyop, I'd be ready to Epic.
(02:50:39) Dissinger: Whats the prerequisite?
(02:50:51) Dissinger: GO an entire quest without having to fix what you wrote?
(02:51:12) Silcatra: Yeah, pretty much.
(02:51:19) Silcatra: AND get a 10 in mechanics for it.
(02:51:40) Silcatra: Except it's pretty impossible.
(02:51:46) Dissinger: yes
(02:52:06) Silcatra: One of the other class features of the English Pally is "Consistent Need to Edit."
(02:52:22) Dissinger: ha ha ha

[Lord Anglekos]

blackdecadence19: I"ll have much more freedom with her then.
blackdecadence19: Oh god that sounded bad.
Tvoja Zvijer: Having some freedom with redheads is so NOT bad.
blackdecadence19: That's why tentacles were invented.
Tvoja Zvijer: Man, you have a weird taste.

[Visla Eraclaire]

Other Person (8:38:41 PM): I wish I had something crazy to eat while some student is describing the brutal murder of the 10year old girl
Other Person (8:38:59 PM): like a hot dog
Visla (8:39:07 PM): 10 year old girl shaped cake
Visla (8:39:11 PM): big knife

[Christoph]

Rofil Mao (11:51:41 PM): also picked up two games
Oberst Christoph (11:51:51 PM): Oh? What'd you get?
Rofil Mao (11:52:13 PM): rhythm heaven, which is guitar hero meets warioware
Rofil Mao (11:52:16 PM): and pokemon platinum
Oberst Christoph (11:52:25 PM): o.o
Oberst Christoph (11:52:39 PM): I'm pushing you into traffic next time I see you.
Rofil Mao (11:52:51 PM): in fact, my half-hearted research tells me that the team behind warioware was behind RH
Oberst Christoph (11:53:40 PM): lol
Oberst Christoph (11:53:45 PM): Pokemon, Andy?
Oberst Christoph (11:53:50 PM): Pokemon?!
Rofil Mao (11:53:56 PM): GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, CHRIS
Oberst Christoph (11:54:25 PM): Why don't don't you just put on a furry suit and tell me how awesome Twilight is?
Rofil Mao (11:54:37 PM): lol. harsh.
Rofil Mao (11:54:48 PM): TOO BAD I ALREADY BLED OUT MY FEELINGS THROUGH MY WRISTS
Oberst Christoph (11:55:12 PM): Lol.
Rofil Mao (11:58:12 PM): ALRIGHT SWEET FIVE FREE POKEBALLS AFTER I ALREADY PURCHASED A SHITTON OF THEM THANKS A LOT
Oberst Christoph (11:58:46 PM): Andy, I wasn't kidding about that traffic.
Rofil Mao (11:58:54 PM): ANDY uses Pound!
Rofil Mao (11:59:05 PM): It's super-effective!
Rofil Mao (11:59:12 PM): NINTENDO DS faints!
Oberst Christoph (12:00:20 AM): CHRIS used RIDICULE!
Rofil Mao (12:00:29 AM): It's not very effective...
Oberst Christoph (12:00:42 AM): CHRIS uses PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!
Oberst Christoph (12:00:49 AM): It's super-effective!
Oberst Christoph (12:01:39 AM): Andys are resistant to social-based attacks, but weak against physical attacks because they're so scrawny have both the "Gamer" type and the "Lazy" type.
Oberst Christoph (12:01:46 AM): So it's doubly super-effective.
Rofil Mao (12:01:54 AM): Balls to you, sir.
Oberst Christoph (12:01:59 AM): And FUCK YOU, man! You've got me talking like Pokemon, now!
Rofil Mao (12:02:09 AM): So victory is mine!
Oberst Christoph (12:02:48 AM): I'll have to scrub my mind by watchin Zardoz!
Rofil Mao (12:04:35 AM): heh.
Oberst Christoph (12:05:38 AM): Familiar with that?
Rofil Mao (12:05:43 AM): nope.
Oberst Christoph (12:05:53 AM): Watch it. It's the most ridiculous movie ever made.
Rofil Mao (12:06:03 AM): oh dear.
Oberst Christoph (12:06:49 AM): THE GUN IS GOOD!
Rofil Mao (12:06:57 AM): >.o

[Witchblade]

Windlacer: Trying to scout out my next victim.
Sukoda Fox: *hides Witchblade* She'd rip him apart if he even thought about it.
Windlacer: She could afford to lose something
Sukoda Fox: She does have a lot of weaponry, but she'd still rip him a new hole to shit out of. :p
Windlacer: Well I can't have a collection of Althanian trophies if I only have 1 thing
Sukoda Fox: Well steal from Letho, I'm currently not using Witchblade anyway. She's pms'ing.

[Yari Rafanas]

Damn, I was quoted.

[Lord Anglekos]

Sukoda Fox: rock on ^_^
blackdecadence19: Mhm. They ARE hard as rocks. ;) That was bad. And reading IM conversations is hilarious.
Sukoda Fox: o.O that was really bad
blackdecadence19: Oh, STFU.
blackdecadence19: Or I'll sick my tentacles on you.
Sukoda Fox: Oh baby! ;)
blackdecadence19: *smacks head* Forgot that's how you like it.

[Witchblade]

Bwhahaha!!!

Sukoda Fox: I'll do it if you don't want to.
blackdecadence19: Nah, I'll do it, save you from the horror of *gasp* DOUBLE POSTING.
Sukoda Fox: pfft, I double post all the time. Makes it seem like people actually respond to me.
blackdecadence19: lmao
blackdecadence19: We care, Meggy. Don't worry. *pats*
Sukoda Fox: *bites hand*
blackdecadence19: *looks at my hand* You know I consider this foreplay, right?
blackdecadence19: lol
Sukoda Fox: Yes. ^_^
blackdecadence19: Good, just as long as you were clear on that. *starts taking clothes off* Fucking tentacles...
Sukoda Fox: Gah! *looks away* My virgin eyes, what is that!?
Sukoda Fox: It's small and hairy and beyond my rational mind!
blackdecadence19: I know right? Then you push this button and...
blackdecadence19: *someone screams a dying scream*
blackdecadence19: Oops, wrong button.

[Lord Anglekos]

Oh you hoebag.

[Witchblade]

Bite me, bitch. ;) Your tentacles don't scare me.

[Lord Anglekos]

They will. Oh, they will.

[Witchblade]

Windlacer: Sounds like my type of guy.
Windlacer: Plus he's like Althanas badass hero dude.
Windlacer: I want so badly to take his shit!
Sukoda Fox: lol, to take his shirt?
Windlacer: No, his shit.
Sukoda Fox: sorry, I read that wrong. XD
Sukoda Fox: I was hoping you said shirt. Why do you want to play with Letho's shit? It smells just as bad as everyone elses.

[Painkiller]

IM j AKI noff (7:01:06 PM): you won't look at a hot girl with a big ass, but you watch guys being raped by corn
VR Slashfan GNR (7:01:13 PM): absolutely.

[Melancor]

The sad part of it is that I know absolutely were that came from.

[Mage Hunter]

[18:48] Sukoda Fox: yeah... well, tell him I say hi, I'd say give him a hug for me, but men are weird like that
[18:48] SethDahlios: We're brothers we hug, we're mexican
[18:48] SethDahlios: we know its not gay, so long as balls don't touch
[18:49] Sukoda Fox: lol, then give him a hug for me. ^^

[NightCast]

Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:31:04 PM)
It's Honuse, not Honouse.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:31:06 PM)
Fucking Christ.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:31:10 PM)
How hard is it?
DarkStrike says: (11:31:10 PM)
lol
DarkStrike says: (11:31:16 PM)
I missed that.
DarkStrike says: (11:31:36 PM)
Evidently Honuse is related to a house.
DarkStrike says: (11:31:42 PM)
Or Honuse is british.
DarkStrike says: (11:31:45 PM)
One of the two.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:31:49 PM)
That was the origin of his name.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:31:56 PM)
Honuse = House with a random letter interjected.
DarkStrike says: (11:32:02 PM)
Hahaha.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:32:02 PM)
Meant to imply that he's big and solid.
DarkStrike says: (11:32:14 PM)
So, evidently he is related to a house.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:32:19 PM)
Aye.
DarkStrike says: (11:32:48 PM)
But houses aren't very solid at all sometimes, if I were going to argue for lulz sake I would have named him Bonulder.
DarkStrike says: (11:33:01 PM)
Boulder's are much more sturdy.
DarkStrike says: (11:33:03 PM)
lulz
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:33:11 PM)
Except that sounds like boner.
Code 925 - Ch-ch-ch-changes says: (11:33:19 PM)
And he's not the Erect of the Gods, he's the Elect of the Gods.
DarkStrike says: (11:33:20 PM)
....
DarkStrike says: (11:33:22 PM)
HAHAHAHAHA

[Christoph]

[15:44] EbivoulyaShinak: 'GeekGunnar (2:43:42 PM): I had a dream you were black'
[15:44] EbivoulyaShinak: That's the weirdest thing I've heard today.
[15:45] Oberst Christoph: lol
[15:45] Oberst Christoph: Oh, I saw the funniest preview for a cartoon video on an old tape.
[15:45] EbivoulyaShinak: Heh.
[15:45] Oberst Christoph: It was some Superman and Batman teaming up nonsense movie
[15:45] EbivoulyaShinak: Hah.
[15:45] Oberst Christoph: The funny part was how they thad Lex Luthar as a black dude.
[15:46] EbivoulyaShinak: HAH
[15:46] EbivoulyaShinak: WHAT
[15:46] Oberst Christoph: Because the two big-chinned All-American Heroes can't be fighting a white man, because that'd be unAmerican!
[15:46] EbivoulyaShinak: 'Batman, I need your help, I can't- oh wait, I'm fucking Superman. Nevermind.'
[15:46] EbivoulyaShinak: Bahahahah
[15:47] Oberst Christoph: Only black people and Asians can be bad guys in American cartoons.
[15:47] EbivoulyaShinak: And russians.
[15:47] EbivoulyaShinak: Don't forget that russian bitch from captain planet.
[15:47] EbivoulyaShinak: LET'S HIJACK THIS TANKER AND CRASH IT INTO THOSE ROCKS. THAT'LL SHOW THOSE SEALS.
[15:47] Oberst Christoph: Yes, but only if they're obviously Russian and not mistaken for a white person.
[15:47] EbivoulyaShinak: You can't mistake that accent.
[15:49] Oberst Christoph: I wonder if Lex Luthar's plans are to steal all the KFC and Watermellon in Metropolis.
[15:49] Oberst Christoph: But speaking of seals, I kind of want to open up a dance club/bar, and name it Seals.
[15:50] Oberst Christoph: So people can say that they're "Going to Club Seals"
[15:50] EbivoulyaShinak: Bahahah
[15:50] Oberst Christoph: I think that might be my new life goal.

[Witchblade]

Rofil Mao: oh dear goodness... they're making a saw videogame.
Sukoda Fox: How... lovely. Watch me jump up and down for joy...
Rofil Mao: WHY, i ask, WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING
Sukoda Fox: so you can watch my boobs bounce up and down?

[Arsène]

On the Twilight movie and Edward.

Friend (10:21:07 PM): you wish you were that sexy
Friend (10:21:08 PM): haha
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:18 PM): You mean sickly pale and abusive?
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:19 PM): well
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:20 PM): Yeah
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:23 PM): I would love that
AngelicMalice15 (10:21:28 PM): But the sparkling is faggy

[NightCast]

Sukoda Fox: so you can watch my boobs bounce up and down?

We don't need to see any more of it. That's how you get us to eat your cookies.

[Slayer of the Rot]

We don't need to see any more of it. That's how you get us to eat your cookies.

If you're weak little skirt wearing ladyboys. That shinola never worked on me, ha.

[NightCast]

That's because you're from before 2006. I originally got here around that time. I got my pubes while watching Witchy.

...Wow, I was only 15 back then.

[Tainted Bushido]

That's because you're from before 2006. I originally got here around that time. I got my pubes while watching Witchy.

...Wow, I was only 15 back then.

Cue awkward silence......NOW!

[NightCast]

My forte, thanks very much.

[Witchblade]

Bwhahaha! I feel so special. ^_^

Sukoda Fox: how old is Ceidon>
Sukoda Fox: ?
Ez150: erm,
Ez150: 26
Sukoda Fox: lol, wow, Reine's practically jailbait to him. XD
Ez150: damn how old?
Sukoda Fox: 18
Ez150: eh it happens
Sukoda Fox: at least she's legal!
Ez150: you could make her older for the quest
Ez150: haha
Sukoda Fox: lol