The RrRack
05-17-08, 12:33 AM
Name: Karissa Von Ducelle
Age: 26
Race: Human
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5 foot seven inches
Weight: 114 pounds, or something.
Occupation: Schoolteacher
Personality: In truth, she's a good woman, as far as women go. She's a great teacher, the kids always listen when she speaks, and they look too, mostly at her rack. You can't blame them, because, I mean, it's fucking great. But I digress.
First off, beneath it all, she's got a wild spirit. We're talking rock climbin, skinny dipping, horseback riding, cowgirl-dancin super freak. If you turn her on right, and there are ways man, she will make all your fucking dreams come true.
But to see that, you'd have to catch her really horny, or really drunk, and she drinks like a fucking walrus, except instead of tusks she's got huge, well, you know. Most of the time she's this self-righteous rule abiding schoolteacher who is virtually altruistic, and she's in love with her job and all that, blah blah. And on top of it all she's got this grand canyon temper. Like, you see that storm brewin, leave the house and the kids and the fucking ferarri and disapear. I mean, hell, hold one of the kids in front of you as a shield.
Appearance: There's no proper way to describe someone like her. I mean, guaranteed, half the guys she dates think her name is Tits or something. It's actually more a testament to the IQ levels of the guys she dates, but I digress again.
So, huge tits, got it? Dirty blond hair down to her neck or her shoulders or whatever length she keeps it at. She's always changing it, so actually, first time you meet her tell her you like her hair cut, and you've got your foot in the door so to speak.
These tight cardigans she wears are killer. I mean, they'd be shapeles shit on most gals, but on her its this brutal tease. She wears linen underneath all the time, and the thing about the linen is that, I mean, you see one piece of that and you just want to grab and tear. I don't think she even bothers doing laundry, I'm pretty sure she tears her own shirt off every night just for the hell of it, then maybe donates the shirt to a charity auction, hopefully one I've heard of.
Anyway, she's got a nice face, you know, she's pretty. Some guys have said it's too small for her body, but like, really it's just too small for her tits.
Anyway, she's got kinda normal hips, you know, nice legs, and she usually wears skirts. Kind of a plain dresser, but you know, schoolteacher and all that. It works for her.
History: To be covered in a quest.
Skills: Well, she's got a few mighty fine skills that I'm not bout to tell you about for free.
Anyway, she's a teacher, you know, so she knows all kinds of stuff. Geography, history, numbers type stuff, good morals, and all that business. She can actually get pretty annoying when she gets talking on a choicy subject or two that she knows so damn much about, but hey, say la vee.
That aside, she's pretty normal. She does a lot of wild shit, like I mentioned earlier, rock climbing, swimming, girl stuff, whatever. She never really excelled at one thing except maybe like, buying a lot of linen shirts, or being a good teacher. That was probably why she became a teacher, or something.
Oh yeah, and uh, keep this quiet but she can boil water with her damn eyes. I mean, she looks at a stack of paper the wrong way, it bursts into flame. She can't like, make or control fire thank god, but she burned my arm once so bad I couldn't wear a damn longsleeved shirt for months. Don't make her mad, damn it.
Equipment: She's got a teacher's bag with a bunch of, you know, teacher-ee things in it. Rulers, pencils, handcuffs, what have you. And she's got this ultra sexy pair of half moon glasses, i mean, come on, she's a teacher. When she puts those on her allure gets at least a +3 points of damage.
Age: 26
Race: Human
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5 foot seven inches
Weight: 114 pounds, or something.
Occupation: Schoolteacher
Personality: In truth, she's a good woman, as far as women go. She's a great teacher, the kids always listen when she speaks, and they look too, mostly at her rack. You can't blame them, because, I mean, it's fucking great. But I digress.
First off, beneath it all, she's got a wild spirit. We're talking rock climbin, skinny dipping, horseback riding, cowgirl-dancin super freak. If you turn her on right, and there are ways man, she will make all your fucking dreams come true.
But to see that, you'd have to catch her really horny, or really drunk, and she drinks like a fucking walrus, except instead of tusks she's got huge, well, you know. Most of the time she's this self-righteous rule abiding schoolteacher who is virtually altruistic, and she's in love with her job and all that, blah blah. And on top of it all she's got this grand canyon temper. Like, you see that storm brewin, leave the house and the kids and the fucking ferarri and disapear. I mean, hell, hold one of the kids in front of you as a shield.
Appearance: There's no proper way to describe someone like her. I mean, guaranteed, half the guys she dates think her name is Tits or something. It's actually more a testament to the IQ levels of the guys she dates, but I digress again.
So, huge tits, got it? Dirty blond hair down to her neck or her shoulders or whatever length she keeps it at. She's always changing it, so actually, first time you meet her tell her you like her hair cut, and you've got your foot in the door so to speak.
These tight cardigans she wears are killer. I mean, they'd be shapeles shit on most gals, but on her its this brutal tease. She wears linen underneath all the time, and the thing about the linen is that, I mean, you see one piece of that and you just want to grab and tear. I don't think she even bothers doing laundry, I'm pretty sure she tears her own shirt off every night just for the hell of it, then maybe donates the shirt to a charity auction, hopefully one I've heard of.
Anyway, she's got a nice face, you know, she's pretty. Some guys have said it's too small for her body, but like, really it's just too small for her tits.
Anyway, she's got kinda normal hips, you know, nice legs, and she usually wears skirts. Kind of a plain dresser, but you know, schoolteacher and all that. It works for her.
History: To be covered in a quest.
Skills: Well, she's got a few mighty fine skills that I'm not bout to tell you about for free.
Anyway, she's a teacher, you know, so she knows all kinds of stuff. Geography, history, numbers type stuff, good morals, and all that business. She can actually get pretty annoying when she gets talking on a choicy subject or two that she knows so damn much about, but hey, say la vee.
That aside, she's pretty normal. She does a lot of wild shit, like I mentioned earlier, rock climbing, swimming, girl stuff, whatever. She never really excelled at one thing except maybe like, buying a lot of linen shirts, or being a good teacher. That was probably why she became a teacher, or something.
Oh yeah, and uh, keep this quiet but she can boil water with her damn eyes. I mean, she looks at a stack of paper the wrong way, it bursts into flame. She can't like, make or control fire thank god, but she burned my arm once so bad I couldn't wear a damn longsleeved shirt for months. Don't make her mad, damn it.
Equipment: She's got a teacher's bag with a bunch of, you know, teacher-ee things in it. Rulers, pencils, handcuffs, what have you. And she's got this ultra sexy pair of half moon glasses, i mean, come on, she's a teacher. When she puts those on her allure gets at least a +3 points of damage.