Ten Objects

[Breaker]

Silly idea for an FST game. Name ten objects that you can pick up from where you are currently sitting.

Got the idea for this because I have some odd ones, figured other people might as well.

1. Wallet
2. Waterbottle
3. Computer speaker
4. Stack of DVDs
5. Remote for my sound system
6. Guitar pick
7. Empty gum pack
8. Notes from my last judgement
9. Ankle weights
10. Resume

NOTE: If "used condom" is on your list you lose the game.

[Calx Vir]

1. iPod (sweet!)
2. Keys
3. Inhaler (asthma sucks)
3. Various notes on crumpled paper (mostly Althy-related)
4. Wallet
5. A clay dragon (that I made! yay)
6. College app stuff, financial aid folder
7. Alarm clock
8. Mouse (not the rodent)
9. Fly swatter (or spider swatter, in my case)
10. A sock (not for masturbating, you sick fool)

How'd I do?

[Breaker]

Six points.

[Nautilus]

NOTE: If "used condom" is on your list you lose the game.
I can't believe that made me lol.

hmm...mine are rather uninteresting.

1. Lotto ticket
2. Mug of (luke-warm) jasmine tea
3. Disembodied earpiece for MP3 player
4. Aloe aftersun lotion
5. Newspaper clipping for archaeology volunteer training program
6. Old unopened envleope from bank
7. Computer speaker
8. Laundry basket
9. Another lotto ticket
10. A little plastic top that water bottles sometimes come with

[Breaker]

Four and a half points.

[Arsène]

1. Cellphone
2. Lotion
3. Tissue
4. Wastebasket (see a pattern?)
5. T.V. Remote
6. Clerks 2 DVD
7. Pen
8. Halls
9. Checkbook
10. Plug to something

[The Forgotten]

Canned Air
Random office supplies (paperclips, pens, whiteout, staples, etc...)
Five post-it notes in random locations (and orientations, including the side and top of the monitor), plus the rest of the stack.
Four decks of Soaring Eagle Casino playing cards, complete with hole drilled through the center
Set of earplugs
Marble chess set from Mexico
Elemental Gelade and Megatokyo manga books
Mark Wilson's Complete Course in Magic (hardcover) and the complete seven-book series "Tarbell Course in Magic" (also hardcover)
An electrician's multimeter (It's a Fluke)
My entire CD, DVD, Anime, PS2, GC, and Wii collection.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Can of third-party Pepsi
Box of Crayons
Entire series of Cowboy Bebop
Finished webcomic
Scanner
Cell phone
Three days worth of paper plates and popcorn bags
Gel pens
Two month old DATED MATERIAL OPEN IMMEDIATELY letter
Three decks of cards

[Bloodrose]

1) The Adventures of Indiana Jones Box set - from back before there was a "New" Indiana Jones.
2) Fish food
3) My External HD
4) Several empty "Jones Soda - Cream Soda" bottles
5) A roll of undeveloped film
6) A knife
7) A pile of bills
8) My checkbook
9) A super-sized box of Dayquil and Nyquil
10) A 1:144 scale model of a Tiger I Ausf. E German tank.

[Breaker]

Arsène: Two points.
The Forgotten: Forty points.
BaBE: Thirty nine points.
Bloodrose: Thirty one points.

[Doomsday]

1: the manga Stray Little Devil

2: 3 bottle of TK cream soda

3: Hand lotion

4: car keys to my Subaru

5: car keys to a car I junked

6: x-box wireless controller

7: Big Trouble in Little China

8: Nail clippers

9: Guild wars nightfall case

10: a mug that used to have tea in it

[Breaker]

Three thousand six hundred points.

[Jasmine]

How the heck are you figuring the points? *curious*

okay..this first list is going to be rather boring, tis the family computer desk...

1. candle
2. alba body cream
3. Rubik's revolution cube
4. post it notes
5. calculator
6. beer mug from Germany with assorted pens in it
7. Bible
8. magnetic star sculpture thingie (has a bunch of little stars that connect that you can shape into whatever you want
9. empty cereal bowl w/spoon
10. printer cartridge


At my personal desk...

1. bowl of M&Ms
2. fancy cribbage board
3. dried rose that I got on Mother's Day (even though I'm not a mom)
4. water globe that sings "Wind Beneath My Wings"
5. assorted pens & pencils
6. small dolphin water fountain that makes ocean sounds
7. 2 model motorcycles
8. assorted candle holders (i collect pretty candle holders)
9. bouquet that I caught at wedding a number of years ago
10. a wooden kitty cat that my sister carved for my birthday one year

Not as interesting as other peoples' but there it is...

[Ataraxis]

1. Two packs full of used chewing gum
2. an old school Sharp Compet CS-1623 calculator
3. 2005 Calendar of Vanishing Vocabulary and Folklore
4. Obsidian dagger from Mexico
3. Exactly 37 bottles of water in varying states of emptiness
5. An empty Colgate toothpaste carton
6. Primary School running shoes
7. Matches mounted on a disposable Bic razor
8. A bundle of keys that open nothing in this household
9. An potato
10. ???
11. PROFIT

[Breaker]

Jasmine: Eleventy-seven points.
Ataraxis: Twenty eight points.

[Thursday]

1. Bottle of hydrocodone, 10/20 remaining.
2. Curved pocket knife.
3. Somewhat worn proto-pipe (http://www.protopipes.com/proto_pipes.htm).
4. Charles Baudelaire's 'The Flowers of Evil'
5. A bag of delicious Cubyrops (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/370569712_eb263590ed.jpg).
6. Eighty dollars worth of skunk weed.
7. Generic ass brand Claritin
8. An inch tall Welsh Corgi toy perched upon the skull of a kitten. (proof (http://blackfield.failureverification.net/Lawl/Corgiandskull.jpg))
9. Lighter with Betty Boop on the side.
10. Old 1950s era "back massager." Goes on the vagina.

[A Nony Mouse]

1. Sunscreen
2. TI-89
3. iPod
4. Ten d10 dice
5. UPS Miniature Package Car
6. Guitar Picks
7. Fly Swatter
8. TV Remote
9. FFX Game Case
10. USB Mouse

[Canen Darkflight]

1. A chequebook
2. A mug
3. Barry
4. A phone
5. My scrotum
6. My car keys
7. A small F-22 Raptor model
8. A monkey
9. Teabags
10. The Soviet Union

[Shell]

1: A workmate's neck (Which I swear I will do if he doesn't stop playing a sesame street game with the volume up soon (He is older than me for christ sake))
2: A copy of the Card player's magazine.
3: A crumpled up napkin somebody painted.
4: A chain necklace I made.
5: A bag of serial
6: My DS lite
7: The mouse of the computer, which I really want to throw at my workmate's head. (You try listening to the same sound effects playing for an hour without going crazy.)
8: A library book.
9: The hair I've ripped off my head while listening to said game
10: The hair left on my head (Wait... there is none... Nevermind.)

(The real) 10: A crumpled up wordsearch.

[Yggdrasil]

1: A blue and Silver Glitter lamp
2: A Rubber
3: A Blunt Katana
4: Dirty Pair of Jeans
5: Binoculers and a pocket knife (it came as a set)
6: a 3 wheeled Black Micromachine bike, thingie
7: a small collection of DvD's
8: a tray full of A4 paper
9: The pillow my dierier is parked on
10: one white Bobble

[Canen Darkflight]

^ 11. Canen's control pads. ^_^

[Bloodrose]

Let's see if my desk at work can outscore my desk at home... I doubt it...

1) O'Reilly's "Programming Perl"
2) A 3D pyramid crafted from empty Monster energy drink cans
3) A red Swingline stapler
4) A second pyramid, this one crafted from Green Mountain coffee to-go cups
5) Stacks of papers and user documentation I've never read
6) 2 framed pictures of my girlfriend
7) A Cisco IP phone
8) A pad of paper
9) Several blue and several black pens
10) An empty single-pack of Dayquil

[Skie and Avery]

1. A half finished crocheted penis plushie
2. Two pieces of grid paper, one with the Autobot's sign mapped out and the other with the Decepticon's sign. There are little notes all over about working these designs into crocheted granny squares.
3. A scrap of yellow cloth that has been stenciled in black with the image of Steven Morrissey, half hand stitched onto a quilted pillow case.
4. A CB radio
5. Sleeping pills
6. Jose Cuervo Gold - 2/3 left of a 750 ml bottle
7. Sailor Jerry spiced navy rum - 1/4 left of a one liter bottle
8. Empty bottle of blackberry Merlot. Arbor Mist - the cheap stuff
9. Spray bottle filled with salt water
10. An urn filled with my mother's ashes

[Canen Darkflight]

My gaff, from memory:

1. In Flames CD "A Sense of Purpose"
2. Final Fantasy Six
3. My PSOne
4. A memory card with mastered FFVII, VIII and IX files, and pending VI.
5. My bank details
6. An engraved tankard
7. A picture of my girlfriend
8. A mirror
9. A Manchester United crest
10. Ramnstein - "Mutter" CD

[Nautilus]

I have relocated myself this morning. Lesse if this is any more interesting. xd

1. Iron ornamental Asian ash tray.
2. A potted baby barrel cactus
3. Cadbury bunny plush that clucks like a chicken when you squeeze it
4. Touristy-looking Beer stein
5. Trilobite fossil
6. Ganesha lunchbox
7. A framed picture of my (late) cat
8. Wonder Woman pez dispenser
9. A clear jam jar holding an assortment of writing utensils and leftover chopsticks from takeout
10. Atlas of animal anatomy

[Veatrix]

1. M-Audio MobilePre USB Audio Interface (for recording)
2. 250 GB External Hard Drive
3. Studded leather belt
4. Old Navy small shirt hanger
5. Timberland backpack
6. Sony Ericsson cellphone
7. Microphone with an unplugged cable
8. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Conversational Japanese
9. University papers and mail
10. Blue ipod Nano 4GB

[Canen Darkflight]

At Ayithe's....

1. Mini Oreos
2. Tea
3. Kenny doll from South Park
4. A crystal Falcon (honestly)
5. Ayithe's trainers (smelly)
6. My phone
7. Mini Manaquin
8. Giant Candle with 21st Birthday written on it
9. Ayithe's Manchester United youth team plaque from 94. Giggsy learnt his shit from him. Ayithe does a mean stepover. No joke.
10. All of his riches.

[Breaker]

Pepper: All the points my heart has to offer.
Nony: Fifty seven points and a pony.
Canen: Twenty million points.
Shell: Six and three quarter points.
Swordface: A christmas tree trimmed with points.
Bloodrose: One more point than I gave you last time.
Manda: Sixty nine points.
Nautilus: Six hundred and sixty five points.
Veatrix: Recipe for points, makes twenty points per batch, serves four.

[Xos]

1 Earphones
2 Glass of Long Island Iced Tea
3 Remote
4 Mouse
5 Mouse pad
6 Installation disk for Insaniquarium Deluxe
7 Trash Can
8 Tennis Ball
9 a Dog wanting to play fetch with said tennis ball
10 Teh keyboard

[AdventWings]

Well, might as well...

1: MP3 Player (Listening to Dopo Il Sogno)
2: Metal ruler (unsharpened... for now...)
3: Box of biscuits with prune filling
4: Deck of game cards (Fadalgia TCG)
5: A copy of Negima!: Magister Negi Magi vol. 20
6: House keys with a 5 yen coin attached
7: Lionfish fridge magnet
8: 512MB Thumb Drive attached to another 2GB Thumbdrive with Black Lagoon Anime stored inside
9: Half-folded paper plate with people's phone numbers written on it
10: A copy of GMOs: ชีวิตวิปริตพันธุ์ Book (If you can't read what I wrote, don't panic. ;)))

[Canen Darkflight]

Canen: Twenty million points.

For what? Ayithe's Oreos?

[Visla Eraclaire]

1) Guitar Hero Guitar (Wii Version)
2) Pog slammer (I was cleaning out a box from the early 90's recently)
3) PSP
4) Monogrammed letter opener (my monogram, not someone else's)
5) Miniature tower of Pisa (found in the same box as the pog slammer from a long passed trip to Italy)
6) Golden circa 1800 pocketwatch
7) Cup of surgical screws removed from my foot
8) Empty bottle of Woodchuck hard cider
9) Map of Vvardenfell (still hanging on my tackboard for some reason)
10) Pack of unused playing cards my ex brought me back from Costa Rica

[Letho]

1) The gas bill
2) An empty can of peanuts
3) Nose drops
4) A screwdriver
5) 1,44 floppy disk drive (not connected to my computer)
6) PSP
7) PS2
8) Anti-allergy pills (2 remaining)
9) Black duct tape (barely used)
10) A collection of Black Isle games (Baldur's Gate 1&2, Icewind Dale 1&2, Neverwinter Nights + addons. Best money I spent in a while, not counting the PSP)

[Calx Vir]

Wow Letho, we've got to talk more. I mean, love for FF, love for Black Isle? We're practically long lost brothers! (Ice Dale 2 is my favorite)

1. New plastic brace for my decrepit hand (yay)
2. A bottle of each new Mountain Dew flavor, the red one currently open
3. A calculator
4. iPod
5. My laptop as well as my computer, using both right now
6. Box of crayons
7. A bunch of Forgotten Realms books, mainly the War of the Spider Queen and Legend of Drizzt Series'
8. Baldur's Gate 1+2 (yay)
9. An xbox and a ps2, both unused, with a bunch of games for each
10. Black Karate gi

[streak101]

Why not?

1. 3L bottle of Zephyhills "natural spring" water, about...7/8 full?
2. A small statue of a dinosaur, painted with my school colors and given to me by some girl in my class.
3. Keys to my house, there's a guardian angel trinket attached to it, its an engraved picture.
4. Halo 2's Tartarus Figurine, positioned to look like he's holding his crotch and waving his hammer over his head.
5. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
6. A White PSP, no games ironically, brother gave em away.
7. An external hard drive (has 232 GB)
8. An Aerosmith Drumstick
9. A sum of 696 pokemon cards in a jumbo sized crayon box, stacked by type as neatly as possible.
10. A sum of about 60 blank CDs that are waiting to be used.

[Breaker]

Xos: Magical points.
Adventwings: Shishi (sp?) points
Visla: Foot healing points
Letho: Creativity inspiring points
Calx: Karate points.

I guess I may as well post another list.

1. Burned copy of Fallout 2 (the best RPG ever)
2. USB Stick
3. Sticky notes
4. A broken hanger that I bent back and forth too many times
5. Desk
6. Laptop
7. Chair
8. Cushion on the chair
9. Guitar
10. Backpack

EDIT

Streak: Ninja points.

[Karuka]

H'mm...why not?

1) Partially completed, very warm blanket.
2) Dragon coaster holder, complete with coasters.
3) Bowling shoes.
4) Heart shaped picture frame.
5) Flashlight.
6) Zebra pillow.
7) Golf bag pencil holder.
8) Light bulbs.
9) hand carved jewelry box that my mother's uncle made for her a long time ago.
10) CD case with a Celtic Knot emblazoned on it.

[Visla Eraclaire]

I'm gonna do it again, because... ya know, why the fuck not?

1) Copy of the book Are We Rome?
2) Poorly storyboarded idea for comicbook that friend insisted I make
3) Near-decade old varsity letters for trivia bowl of all things
4) Totally pimp lava lamp that I just found and plugged in
5) Stride Gum, totally long lasting WHOA
6) Pewter cup from my father's 2nd of 3 weddings
7) Rare miniature from a miniature strategy game tournament I won like 8 years ago
8) Original poster from Chrono Trigger snes box
9) Rapidly empting glass of wine, and reason for this post (Visla's drunK!)
10) Old internal harddrive sitting unused, full of who knows what

[Slayer of the Rot]

1. Ashtray
2. Big noise canceling headphones, which don't cancel noise so much as make it so loud you can hear nothing else
3. Raccoon City Survivor wristband
4. A copy of Art of War
5. CD album
6. A copy of 1984
7. Empty Vanilla Coke bottle, in which my room mates placed a huge fucking beetle while I was sleeping
8. My dick
9. Black lighter
10. Cell phone

[Xos]

Xos: Magical points.


YAY! I use my magical points to give myself exactly one-hundred billion Galactic Standard Credits from Xos's home of Kessingale, and since the current exchange rate of Galactic Standard Credits to Althanian gold Pieces is 10,000 GSC per AGP according to The Directory (sorta like The Stock Market but infinitely more complicated), I transfer all my credits to Althanian Gold Pieces for a nice handsome sum of 100,000 Gold. At this point I immediatly run on down to the nearest Bazaar and have the blacksmiths, all of them, work together and build me a Train, which I then have enchanted to be able to run over water and off rails as well as never need fuel. With my new toy I immediatly irritate anybvody and everybody by driving by them in my train while blowing the whistle and giving them dirty looks. Afterwards I get professional help from the nearest Psychiatrist with whatever money is left over, if any.:D

[Breaker]

Sorry, you can't receive gold for OOC activities. Nice fantasy though :P

[Xos]

That was the whole point. The exchange rate is real though.

[Veatrix]

1. Home phone
2. Work schedule (working the whole week next week, damn)
3. A spider's corpse
4. A Winnie the Pooh rip-off cellphone charm
5. Yamaha keyboard
6. Work uniform
7. Douglas Coupland novels
8. A book on blogging ideas
9. Checkered black-pink shoelaces I use as bracelets
10. Converse shoe keychain