Destrudo's big Dictionary of new words and phrases

[Destrudo]

Have you ever been in a situation where despite your expert grasp of language, you just simply don't have the words to express your thoughts and feelings, or even what your seeing? Have you ever thought up a word that should exist, but doesn't?

Well I'm here to help you friends with each other's help, we can expand the english language and come up with words for just about any situation.

The rules are pretty simple, give the word, provide a pronounciation key beneath the word, define whether the word is a noun, a verb, a pronoun, ETC, or even a phrase. Then give a definition for your new word, and if possible, and example of how the word or phrase should be used.

After a few words have been given, I'll even edit this first post to include all our new words.

Here's an example:
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Lotshark
Lot sh-ark
Verb
The act of circling a parking lot full of vehicles in wait for the first availible open spot you can get to.
Example: We went to the mall but it was packed for christmas shopping, we totally had to lotshark for almost an hour.
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INDEX
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Mimegesturing (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=123586&postcount=6)
Multi-solo (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=123305&postcount=2)
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Nutmegged (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=123469&postcount=3)

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Phonecrastination (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=123578&postcount=5)
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New words and phrases are coming in all the time, be sure to chack back soon.

Oh yes, you get Destrudo's inventor's award if you invent a word or phrase suitable for Althanas gameplay, and then go on to actually provide proof that it's been used in IC posts in a thread that has been judged, locked, and moved to the archives.

[Xos]

Multi-solo
Mu,lti-so,lo
Phrase
The act of using your multiple accounts to go on a quest with yourself, amounting to what is basically a solo-quest done with multiple characters. Thus the phrase, Multi-solo.
It's a known fact that my quest for the glorious light was just a Multi-solo.

[Canen Darkflight]

Nutmegged
Nut-meg-ged
Phrase

The act of kicking somebody really quite hard in the scruttocks (the area between the base of the scrotum and the anus) to deliver a sharp course of justice.

"I stole his wallet so he nutmegged me with a size twelve doc martin."

[Taskmienster]

Nutmeg(ged) is a soccer term referring to a player who kicks the ball through another player's legs in order to make a pass or to get by them... lol

[The Forgotten]

I've done that to someone before, Task. They were humiliated for a while. This one isn't mine, but I thought it was funny when I read it a while back.

Phonecrastination
Fon-CRAS-ti-na-shun

Verb

The act of always waiting for the phone to ring at least twice before answering.

"Just keep trying. He's phonecrastinating over there."

[Canen Darkflight]

Nutmeg(ged) is a soccer term referring to a player who kicks the ball through another player's legs in order to make a pass or to get by them... lol


Yeah, I know. I provided MY definition of it. Didn't say we couldn't take old words and make them shiny new again, did it?


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Mimegesturing
My,me,jest,u,ring

"The act of speaking and constantly gesturing with your hands to emphasise every word".

[Destrudo]

To be honest I never heard of Nutmegged before.
Nothing wrong with giving old words new meanings. It's done all the time.

First post updated to reflect the expanded index.

[Winterhair]

I had to do this.

Godhanding
gawd-and-ing
Verb.

The act of being a complete and utter asshole to someone without thought of responsibility or consequence, thus resulting in the tearing of egos and the causing of mass entropy.
Example:

"I just got my ass Godhanded to me earlier...I think I need a drink."

NOTE: The rules of grammar do not apply to this word and the verb must be capitalized, no matter where in the sentence it is placed. When de-capitalized, the word loses its meaning.

xD

[streak101]

lol what a fun looking thread :D
Pretty sure this one exists, somewhere in the vast expanses of the internet

noobed
In any area that requires skill, being beaten by a person with dramatically bad skills compared to yours in a game.

Example?:
"Dude, Roy challenged a basketball player to a football(Soccer for teh Americanz!) game and lost ten to two."

"He got NOOBED!"

[Destrudo]

Roy

How, how did, how did you figure out my real name? I'm pretty sure I never dropped any clues, besides Warhaven, but I don't think anyone knows anything about Warhaven to know who I really am. It couldn't possibly have been a lucky guess, Roy isn't that common of a name, in my experience.

[streak101]

I have a friend named Roy :P He's Panaminian

[Destrudo]

So, your in south/central amaercia?

[streak101]

oh no, i live in Florida, he moved from Panama

[streak101]

Double post, my bad.

Braingasm
A sudden burst of ideas for a thread you are in ICly, which can lead to a great many different oppurtunities. Can also be known as decimating the Writer's Block with dynamite.

Example:

"What if we make the Guild members Syndicates in disguise?"

"Dude! that's perfect than I can add in an antagonist to Banda's storyline and it'll give us the perfect oppurtunity to unlock his skill! Then we can further the storyline and dwelve deeper into our charcaters! Omg, I'm having a braingasm!"

[Winterhair]

Stuffage.
Stuff-idge
Noun.

Another word for "shit" or "stuff".

"What the hell is all this stuffage doing over the floor???"

[Visla Eraclaire]

new words and phrases
noun phrase
plural
"Stuff almost everyone had heard before unless they live under a rock."
E.G.
Prima: "I've got some new words and phrases!"
Secunda: "I'm going to go eat a bullet."

[Bloodrose]

One from my girlfriend trying to describe how much she hates water in her ears, and what it felt like to get rid of it:

Eargasm - The sensation associated with cleaning/getting the water out of your ears with a Q-tip after a shower.

[Veatrix]

I had to do this.

Godhanding
gawd-and-ing
Verb.

The act of being a complete and utter asshole to someone without thought of responsibility or consequence, thus resulting in the tearing of egos and the causing of mass entropy.
Example:

"I just got my ass Godhanded to me earlier...I think I need a drink."

NOTE: The rules of grammar do not apply to this word and the verb must be capitalized, no matter where in the sentence it is placed. When de-capitalized, the word loses its meaning.

xD

I'll Godhand your face. Good one.

[Crystal Suncrest]

Suicide Quest
phrase
plural: Suicide Quests
Meaning: A quest that was made that never got past the first post because the other people who were in it left althanas before they could post. (Also known as Suicide Threads.)

"Man, I always seem to choose the wrong people to quest with. Look at all these Suicide Quests"

[Veatrix]

Oren and I have actually used this in sentences before! But for us, it means when one joins a quest destined to have very low scores.


Suicide Quest
phrase
plural: Suicide Quests
Meaning: A quest that was made that never got past the first post because the other people who were in it left althanas before they could post. (Also known as Suicide Threads.)

"Man, I always seem to choose the wrong people to quest with. Look at all these Suicide Quests"

[Alydia Ettermire]

DitF: Anything that sucks enough to disturb the forces of all that is good and right in the world/universe.

Pronounced: Dee-Eye-Tea-Eff.

Ex. "Have you seen this thread? It's a DitF."

Also: "Warning: DitF in progress."

[Winterhair]

Assholic.
Ass-haul-lick. (Tee hee.)
Adjective/noun.

A term used to describe those drunk on being assholes.

Ex's.
"...on a slightly less assholic note..."
OR
" Godhand's an assholic."
OR
"Hi, my name is ______ and I've been an assholic for ten years now. *sounds of claps can be heard*"

End of story.
And yes, there is a DitF, warning to all. *shivers*

[oren]

Phrase: Writers Suicide

Meaning: Joining in a role play with no point to it at all, with writing that sucks balls, and players with characters that fall in the category of Extreme Mary Sue, Godmodding Villain, and Pathetic Hero. In performing such action everyone on Althanas loses respect for you without having to think. Prepare to kill off your character after.

Ex. "Oren was in a writers suicide role play."

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This is funny... I looked at this list. Most of these words are in the Jimtionary (a dictionary I'm building after a few friends and I were bored).