Dream Matches, round 2!

[Irene]

I haven't seen this thread in awhile. Time passes, and people change. Players come, and players go. There's anough of a change from the last time this thread was seen to warrent it's reincarnation.

The premise is simple, which two Althanians would you like to see in a match? The circumstances of how this match came to be are of no consequence, as are what happens afterwards, so it's probably a citadel match. Just post which two characters you want to see in a match.
The person after you posts how your dream match would turn out, both IC and OOC, and then post a dream match of their own.

Since no one's here to stop me, this time you can add an arena to the match if you so choose!

Since no one's above me, I have nothing to respond to. So I'll simply post my dream match and walk away whistling.

Mutant Lorenor VS. The Bloody Son, in a dark crypt magically hidden beneath the citadel.

*walks away whistling.*

[Godhand]

They both choke on each other's six-foot long prehensile acid-spurting cocks.

ICly and OOCly.

And now, because the one in the last thread was Ataraxis vs Taliel Escabriel and I thought that was a cute matchup, I'll delve into it. Obviously Ataraxis has beefed up her character; made it so that she hulks up in case of emergency. That's all it'd really take ICly since I remember Taliel being a level 2 pussy that wrote spells on paper or some shit like that. OOCly I'm a huge Ataraxis mark, so I'd have to give it to her there too.

Oh shit, I have to say a fight right? Geez, okay. Your mom vs some rapist. Take it away.

[Tainted Bushido]

I remember Seth vs. Letho was one that people wanted, boy did that one go down well. It was so full of win when the judge was about to judge it the site crashed ;)

Personally I'd like to see something different than the normal titan match ups.

[Arcanafang]

Rainee V Leon: Nekomimi Showdown!!!

Both are decent writers with furry characters that are fun both in and out of combat. The fight would take place in a giant cat condo^^

[Irene]

Edit: Haven't heard of either of them, so, Rainee.

Really Godhand, you've GOT to work on your trolling, it just don't do anything for me anymore. I mean, their so predictable and boring that its now seen as your Modus Operandi. I don't think you can do any better.

Anyways, that's enough troll feeding for one day. Non-individual match, as a different spin.

The New World Order Vs. The Audaemus.
Also, just because I thought of it,
George Bush Vs. Osama Bin Laden, should they ever find him.

[Saxon]

George Bush Vs. Osama Bin Laden, should they ever find him.


Not to be un-american, but my money in that fight would be on the scumbag with the turban because although both have had combat training, I'm sure George Bush hasn't killed anybody directly. With his own hands. By himself. NO cronies. No Cheney for the surprise shot in the face.

Though, ironically, both think they have God on their side.

Tyson versus Holyfield's ear.

[Godhand]

Really Godhand, you've GOT to work on your trolling, it just don't do anything for me anymore. I mean, their so predictable and boring that its now seen as your Modus Operandi. I don't think you can do any better.

Tough words from...Nobody I can recognize.

[Ataraxis]

As a note, she can garrote ten people at a time now. Makes bank jobs that much easier.

Moving on: depends if Tyson's still digesting it.

Raelyse + Kadarus vs Damon Kaosi + James Whitizard

Also: Ghandi vs John Lennon.

The arena is Nirvana.

[Irene]

Tough words from...Nobody I can recognize.

Well, I own six characters currently: a nerd, a nature lover, A future psychopath, a woman with MPD and a doll fetish, a woman that is a great swarm of machines, an emo, a most recently, a mutt. Though it is true, we haven't had much chance to speak, which is just sad, because 90% of the time, you amuse me greatly.

[Winterhair]

My mother versus anyone. Seriously. She'll eat you all.

[Arsène]

Lets keep this thread in the context it was created under. We don't need mothers thrown into the mix, because I don't hold punches.

[Irene]

To assist with Arsene's valiant efforts:
Ashiakin Vs. Arsene, in one of Alerar's zepplins. (at least I think it's Alerar that has the zepllins.)

[Winterhair]

Lets keep this thread in the context it was created under. We don't need mothers thrown into the mix, because I don't hold punches.

Ohsnap.
Hmm...to be honest, I'd like to see Witchblade versus Dan Lagh'ratham. That'd be an interesting battle, two colossal giants of power going at it. And yes, I meant it like that too.

[Cash]

ICly I think its a draw when an Ashiakin ice attack misses and punctures a hole in the balloon causing it to crash and both fighters to die a horrible flaming death.

OOC I think Ashiakin edges him out Arsene score wise, though neither has finished a thread in ages so who the fuck really knows who the better writer is.

Slayer vs. Godhand.

[Winterhair]

Slayer vs. Godhand.

IC'ly, Slayer'd win. Pssfha. OOC'ly, who knows?
If Seth ever got back on (which he won't, bastard.), then Ifrit Obsidian versus Yukina. Demon versus Angel. Class-Ick.

[Maia]

I'll give it to Ifrit, he seems interesting enough. Don't know that much about them though.

Slayer of the Rot versus Cyrus the Virus. I forgot the results of the last, but always a good fight.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I don't know, Godhand is better in close combat than Dan.

EDIT:
I'll give it to Ifrit, he seems interesting enough. Don't know that much about them though.

Slayer of the Rot versus Cyrus the Virus. I forgot the results of the last, but always a good fight.

Matt won the last OOCly, but it would have been an IC tie if we would have finished. The two matches before that I won OOC and IC.

[Winterhair]

Yeah, but if Dan really wanted to win he could just go uber-Dan and rip the guy in half. At least, that's what I would see happening.

Ataraxis versus Veatrix, abandoned city of sorts.

[Godhand]

Well, I own six characters currently: a nerd, a nature lover, A future psychopath, a woman with MPD and a doll fetish, a woman that is a great swarm of machines, an emo, a most recently, a mutt. Though it is true, we haven't had much chance to speak, which is just sad, because 90% of the time, you amuse me greatly.

Wait, aren't you that guy that registered one of the characters from Xenogears? Pssh. Get out of my face with that shit.

Anyway, I've made it clear that I'll stick with Ataraxis through most things. On the other hand, Veatrix is really pretty good. I mean I plan to write with her in the future so obviously she's no slouch. Still, Ataraxis has more experience writing and more experience points, so I'll give the edge to her.

Elrundir vs Raelyse.

[Irene]

Wait, aren't you that guy that registered one of the characters from Xenogears? Pssh. Get out of my face with that shit.

Elrundir vs Raelyse.

Alright, I admit defeat, you got me, you brought the pain, you win. But really though, you don't know the full story behind Destrudo, and within a few levels, his resemblance to Id from Xenogears will be only a memory.

In more interesting news, I think Raelyse would win.
He's got them stones that absorb offensive, and his swordsmanship would but Elrundir at a disadvantage.

OOCly, I think Raelyse would take victory.

Oh, lets see. Now for something completly different:

The Company Versus The House of Sora.

[Winterhair]

I don't know either all that well, but I'll have to go with the House of Sora.

Godhand versus Frank Sinatra xD
Nah, Godhand versus Bloodrose again, I'd like to see that rematch. The first fight was excellent, maybe a change of setting so Godhand would focus more on the match than the crowd. But I liked how you interacted like that, points to Andres. Personally, I think one on one without any distractions Godhand would win, especially since he's already fought the guy before.

[Caden Law]

The Company Versus The House of Sora.
Teric Beards them all to death.

[Christoph]

Teric Beards them all to death.

Yes, he could beard Chuck Norris to death.

But seriously, Company, hands down. They wouldn't even know that there was a war on.

[Tainted Bushido]

Here's one, Winterhair vs. Tainted Bushido.

[Winterhair]

OOC'ly you'd most likely win. IC'ly, I'd plan on ripping you to shuur-eds. ;)

[Witchblade]

Demon Seth Dahlios vs. Lasair Anubail

Just because I think it would be funny. No, but seriously. :p

Demon Seth Dahlios vs. Valentina Snow

And I hope he rips her head off and shoves it up her ass. ^^

[Winterhair]

Yukina versus Omegastar.
Ahem.

[Witchblade]

Skie Dan Sabriel vs. Avery Nito

Hells yeah, bitches.

[Winterhair]

Skie Dan Sabriel vs. Avery Nito

Hells yeah, bitches.

Ohsnap.
Letho versus INDK.

[Nightstalker]

Nightstalker versus Mithra reborn (AKA Pirate Versus Ninja 2008, Althy version.)

[Cash]

What happened to the whole predict the winners portion of this thread?

Also because I can: Xanbata Grim vs. Lorenor.

[Winterhair]

Seth_Rahl versus Winterhair. :D
EDIT: On above ^; Grim, I gotta say.

[Ataraxis]

Dude.


What happened to the whole predict the winners portion of this thread?

That means 'start predicting the outcome of the dream match preceding yours, people'. Else it's just flinging names like monkeys do crap from a tree.

[Rebellion]

Yukina versus J.Harte (I think Yukina would win.)

[Terminus Mortis]

I can't make any predictions because I don't know anyone yet.

Me vs. Witchblade. Pain Tolerance Paintball. 300 FPS max. Woodsball of course.

[Arsène]

You both die in the woods after contracting dysentery. They find your bodies six months later, desecrated by forest creatures and sexually repressed hikers.

Koran v. Ataraxis

[Rebellion]

Ataraxis, by a landslide.
Of poppyseed pancakes with ketchup.

Numbers versus Bloodrose.

[The Bloody Son]

I haven't seen this thread in awhile. Time passes, and people change. Players come, and players go. There's anough of a change from the last time this thread was seen to warrent it's reincarnation.

The premise is simple, which two Althanians would you like to see in a match? The circumstances of how this match came to be are of no consequence, as are what happens afterwards, so it's probably a citadel match. Just post which two characters you want to see in a match.
The person after you posts how your dream match would turn out, both IC and OOC, and then post a dream match of their own.

Since no one's here to stop me, this time you can add an arena to the match if you so choose!

Since no one's above me, I have nothing to respond to. So I'll simply post my dream match and walk away whistling.

Mutant Lorenor VS. The Bloody Son, in a dark crypt magically hidden beneath the citadel.

*walks away whistling.*

I'm game.

And don't mind Godhand - he was "abused" as a child.

[Esmerelda]

I'm game.

And don't mind Godhand - he was "abused" as a child.

Well, you'd have to ask Mutant Lorenor if you actually wanted to do the battle, with the setting. But, he usually doesn't come to the OOC forums, so, a PM would have to suffice.

I would be intrested in seeing the battle though.

(Is Irene)
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To keep things on course, I believe Bloodrose would win. One doesn't become Grandmaster of the Pagoda through luck...

Alright, here's a more intresting one:
Alberdyne Cormyr VS. Mutant Lorenor

[Godhand]

And don't mind Godhand - he was "abused" as a child.

Don't mind The Bloody Cunt, he was "kicked in the head over and over because he was a dissapointment to his first-cousin parents" as a child.

[The Collector]

When it comes to Aberdyne VS Lorenor, I can tell you exactly who WOULDN'T win.

Anywho.

Gild vs. Letho

[Maia]

Gild by a fair mile. But on the other hand, this would be a 95 to an 85 in score.

Tactics and strength wise, about even. God Gild was awesome.

In an effort to be old.

Itermoss vs. Yari Rafanas.

[The Collector]

Ithermoss, definitely. It would be a damn good battle, sure, but Tyler sold his soul to City of Heroes.

EDIT: Hybrid vs Findelfin for more oldbie fun.

[Winterhair]

Ithermoss, definitely. It would be a damn good battle, sure, but Tyler sold his soul to City of Heroes.

EDIT: Hybrid vs Findelfin for more oldbie fun.

Damn. I know just how MMO's can draw you in.
Hybrid would win ICly...but Findelfin OOCly.

Storm Veritas versus Zieg.

[Cyrus the virus]

I forgot how much goddamn bitching went on here.


Yeah, but if Dan really wanted to win he could just go uber-Dan and rip the guy in half. At least, that's what I would see happening.

You know nothing :mad:

[Lord Anglekos]

I'm reviving this thread.
Storm Veritas vs. Ithermoss.
My prediction: Ithermoss.
And Tainted, I'm still up for that match between you and Vincent.

[Yari Rafanas]

Gild by a fair mile. But on the other hand, this would be a 95 to an 85 in score.

Tactics and strength wise, about even. God Gild was awesome.

In an effort to be old.

Itermoss vs. Yari Rafanas.

Gild was awesome.

And I am pretty sure Yari fought Ithermoss before he died. I don't think the match was finished or it just didn't garner a lot of attention. I can't remember and it's poopy so much of Althanas' history is lost.

[Lord Anglekos]

For curiousity's sake.
Serilliant vs. Letho.
I haven't seen him the Duck let loose before, so I'm wondering how a match between God and the biggest hero on Althanas would turn out.
And Rebellion versus Fireball Fran, for some redhead fun.

[Cyrus the virus]

I think Luc would have a fun fight against Letho. Luc and Dan have epic battles, but Letho might actually be hurtable. I made that word up.

I'd like to see Ataraxis take on Ter-Thok. Maybe not in a battle, but in a humor-war of some sort.

[Lord Anglekos]

Is Ataraxis still 'round? It'd be interesting to see she/he go up against a few newbies...
I like hurtable things. They make me giggle.

[Terminus Mortis]

Yeah, I haven't seen Ataraxis in a while. Which really sucks because we were just starting a quest together.


Oh, here's a fun one.
Me against fourty Jihadis, with my M14 and 600 meters of open sand.
The definition of "duck in a shooting gallery."

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Why am I hearing a chorus of crickets all of a sudden?

Here's a battle I'd like to see:

Teric "Bloodrose" Barton vs. Joshua "Numbers Guy" Cronen.

[Lord Anglekos]

Why am I hearing a chorus of crickets all of a sudden?

You should've been here ten minutes ago. There was a whole orchestra of them then.
BaBE vs. Cadence.
BaBE IC'ly, but I haven't seen 'nuff of either two's writing to guess OOC'ly.

[Bloodrose]

Teric "Bloodrose" Barton vs. Joshua "Numbers Guy" Cronen.

That'd be a brawl ICly, and I'd love to see what the OOC outcome would be. Number's beat me before OOCly (76 to 74) back in September of '07, but that was when I was first getting back into Althanas with my old Abenaki character.

I think I could take him now.

[Izvilvin]

Upon inspection, it's clear to me that Bloodrose and Izvilvin were created by the Gods to do battle with one another. Seriously, check out those profiles.

Save for the cheap-ass 5x speed and whateverx strength Bloodrose has, that cheap guy, they look pretty awesomely evenly matched. Even though Bloodrose is cheap.

I'm a bitter person.

[Rayse Valentino]

Man, fuck all y'all. I'd eat any one of you alive.

[Rebellion]

Izvilvin vs. Ranger vs. Mage Hunter
Which drow will come out on top?