Those corny lines you always wanted to tell him/her...

[LifeLovingSkye]

I am currently deeply in love with someone, and being a person who constantly thinks about metaphors and enjoys saying things in interesting ways...or trying to...I've become obsessed with insanely corny love lines. But all of them are "original" because they come from this deep dark pit I dare call my mind, and not from hallmark cards.

I'd love to share some of them, but in return, i wanna hear some of the more corny, but sweet [that word is open to interpretation] ones you've given.

And if they are in-context only, give us the context!

Example: This one happened during a conversation...

Skye: I wouldn't leave you, your my world. I can't leave my world!
Me: If I'm your world, then you are my rain, my thunder, my lightning, my nature and my moon.
Skye: *noms on the world* It's sweet...like honey...

Not great, I know, but it was from the heart and spontaneous. I'm not horribly great at this, but my boyfriend loves it anyways. I want to hear some of yours! If you don't post here, I'll make this thread stay at the top anyways by constantly double-triple-quadruple-and more posting ones I come up with so you see it forever! Muahahaha! [until it gets deleted T_T]

[LifeLovingSkye]

A very macabre one that I came up with...but can't get out of my head...I've not told him this one yet.

"If your love was a needle, I would surely bleed to death, for it caresses my whole being"

I've had some advice that I should not mix death and love...but *shrug*.

[Mithra Reborn]

If my love was not silent, it would sing you awake every morning, laugh you to joy at noon, cry you to tears at sunset, whisper you to sleep at twilight.

God, that felt cheesy. Need some sammich makings to eat the cheese away >.> this never happened...

[LifeLovingSkye]

Cheesy however it may be...if anyone EVER said that to me...I'd jump them. Right there right then, I don't care what gender they were.

[Kially Gaith]

Through the wind, rain and snow, no matter what nature throws at us, I'll be in front of you through the storms and by your side in the warmth.

[Letho]

This isn't my own creation. It was written on the fence of a really big bridge back where I used to live, where people always wrote stuff, and it struck me deeply when I read it. I'll try to translate it without it losing the impact.

"I will stop loving you when a blind painter draws the sound of a petal falling on the glass carpet of the castle that doesn't exist."

Hell of a way to say 'never'. Sounds a bit weird in English, though.

[The Jester]

Your dad must be a baker because you've got some nice buns.

He must also be a terrorist, because you are the bomb.

[Arsène]

I swear I don't have AIDS.

I swear.

[Christoph]

I swear I don't have AIDS.

I swear.

Oh, sexy. I know I'm turned, now. ;)

[Saxon]

What? You're not afraid of a gun either?!

[Breaker]

Ready to go again?

[Godhand]

Ready to go again?

You're trying way too hard.

[LifeLovingSkye]

A couple good ones, and then the thread turned into a pathetic pervert's complication of bad pick up lines. Great...

Edit: I wish they still let us delete other people's posts within our own thread.

[The Jester]

I thought this was a thread about the pickup lines you always wanted to use but havent because you're insecure.

Did I miss something?

[Saxon]

A couple good ones, and then the thread turned into a pathetic pervert's complication of bad pick up lines. Great...

Why the Hell would I share my moves with you? ;)

[Valanthe]

Your hair, with it's long blond curls crest upon your shoulders as an ocean wave breaks upon yonder shore. They shine in my eyes greater than all the gold in the world.
Your eyes, they sparkle as the worlds oceans, so full of life, so full of love. In them alone I finally see worth in the world around me.

Your lips are as fire upon my own, but pour out kisses sweeter than wine. Precious rubies that they be, contain an angel's voice, bursting forth into song. Surely there is no greater sound in all the world.

...

There's more, but, well, I refuse to share anymore.

[Artifex Felicis]

Just to also get a daily allotment of blasphamy out of the way as well.

"I nailed you so hard the Romans are gonna call me up for Jesus' second coming!"

And also.

"Without you I am nothing. You're my life, my attention, my mind, my soul. I was you to be here always, forever. There is nothing that could change my love for you. You're also beuatiful as the day I met you. I love you."

That one though I would save till I was married a while though.

[Christoph]

Why the Hell would I share my moves with you? ;)

Oh, just admit it. You have no moves. ;)

[Crystal Suncrest]

"Wow, you look like a celebrity"

"It's not every day one gets to meet Miss America. I must've gotten lucky."

"Ugh... My Eyes... Your beauty is blinding."

[Saxon]

Oh, just admit it. You have no moves. ;)


I'll cut you.

[LifeLovingSkye]

"I love you as much ----> ["

"I just wish you could see the other bracket... it's at the end of the universe"

[Elijah_Morendale]

Here's a couple courtesy of one of my friends.

Hey, do you like math? I do. Me plus you, minus your clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply, baby.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

[Edward Judorne]

I'll cut you.

Almost sounds like a Slasher's pickup line. LOL

[Breaker]

Almost sounds like a Slasher's pickup line. LOL

Sounds like a good line to use in a masochist bar.

[LifeLovingSkye]

Me: "Thief!"
Skye: "O.o! Wha?!?"
Me: "You stole my heart!!!"

[Terminus Mortis]

What? You're not afraid of a gun either?!

That's the kind of thing I have to write down on a speed dating card.

[Edward Judorne]

Sounds like a good line to use in a masochist bar.

Well, they never stated what kind of people these lines were going out to.
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back to the subject at hand.

Step one: have a gullible friend start doing pickup lines on a lady until she gets pissed.

Step two: come in andknock your friend out.

Step 3: "You owe me one, my lady."

(If you have no gullible friends, pretend to beat the person up and hope it works or, even better, get a gullible enemy.)

[Terminus Mortis]

Or just go bar hopping and find someone actually doing that.

[Crystal Suncrest]

good point. that would work better... Until they call in thier boys or start fighting back.:eek:

[Visla Eraclaire]

Did he seriously make a whole new account to post this? Wow... just wow.

I tell people I care about the truth. Sometimes it's beautiful, oftentimes it's not.

[Saxon]

Did he seriously make a whole new account to post this? Wow... just wow.

I tell people I care about the truth. Sometimes it's beautiful, oftentimes it's not.

Who made a new account to post what?

[Visla Eraclaire]

Nothing, I'm just sleepy and misreading things. Pay it no mind.

[The Jester]

Do you mind if I hang out over here until it's safe back where I farted?

[Bernard]

Have you ever had sex during a hurricane? No? Wanna find out?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a second time?

Girl you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

(lol I'm sorry, I got that last one from good ole Weird Al. It still funny as hell though.)

[Terminus Mortis]

"I think if we spent more time together you and I could fall madly in bed."

[LifeLovingSkye]

The young perversion of your minds has glossed over the entire point of this thread. Those who understood my intention have said their peace and left, leaving only those who grossly misunderstand. Now I wonder whether those who remain are lacking the unquantifiable quality in one's heart to see why these things run ceaselessly through my heart, or simply ignore it. I do not intend to offend anyone, but I do request that one liners only spoken in bars or when fooling with friends be left out of any following replies to my thread. If that means this thread goes bare with disinterest, then that shall be the consequence I accept.

Thank you.

[Ayithe Solete]

Unfortunately, when you get threads like these your always going to get it. I must admit when you read what this thread is, you do see this coming from a long way off.

While no one really knows me i still feel to shy to share "love lines" and stuff that i say to my loved one. And while others may not say it they may probably feel the same. I suggest just enjoying the more serious posts and not take peoples fun posts to heart.

[The Jester]

Lighten up.

In all the relationships I have had, my significant others have greatly enjoyed corny pick up lines. If you are comfortable enough to joke around with them and not just try to be really deep it can help the relationship.

Srsly, guys.

[Godhand]

The young perversion of your minds has glossed over the entire point of this thread. Those who understood my intention have said their peace and left, leaving only those who grossly misunderstand. Now I wonder whether those who remain are lacking the unquantifiable quality in one's heart to see why these things run ceaselessly through my heart, or simply ignore it. I do not intend to offend anyone, but I do request that one liners only spoken in bars or when fooling with friends be left out of any following replies to my thread. If that means this thread goes bare with disinterest, then that shall be the consequence I accept.

Thank you.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
THESE WOOOOOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLL

[Valanthe]

Alright, here's a less serious one. My great grandfather came up with this one.

"Hello, my name is Wilson, you know me well. You play with my balls quite often."

:)

[Arsène]

At the request of the original poster, this thread is closed.