Greeting's Infidel

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

Hey yall. I'm new to this site and was wondering if anyone could possibly help me, like help with writing tips. Like how to word sentences, and sentence structure.

and other then that, id like anyone lvl 0- lvl 1 to join me in a quest. for details, pm me.

[Witchblade]

Someone's been watching a little too much Jeff Dunham. :p

When you submit a quest or battle for judgement, the judge reads it and gives you advice and criticism on how you can improve your writing.

[Sorahn]

Welcome aboard the crazy train! Keep your arms and legs inside at all times. Next stop, madhouse.

My guess is someone is going to pop in here soon enough and offer you the traditional "Welcome to Althanas" cookies. Honestly it's a gamble on whether or not these are poisoned, but I welcome you to try your luck. Also I assume someone is already taking care of ordering your straitjacket, as is also a tradition here. lol

I replied to your pagoda challenge. I'm willing to give you your welcome beating- I mean battle! Battle yeah <.<;; Check out the challenge thread and let me know if you want me to do those tips.

If you have any other questions don't hesitate to ask our friendly staff! They... might not bite....

[Terminus Mortis]

Just sign this release form first. All it says is that in the event of any unfortunate circumstances, I get your liver.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

ok, release form signed. you have acsess to my liver only though, hamnat i give permission to have my other organs.

Sorahn, i replyed to your challenge as well

[Tainted Bushido]

Welcome to the site, hope you enjoy yourself Tenmatsu

[I Am Zee]

Brains....I demand your brains.....*shuffle shuffle moan*

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

you want my brain Zee? you have to fight me for it

[Terminus Mortis]

Yeah, because he doesn't know where it is either.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

lol you got a point, how can a zombie find a brain if he's dead?

[Bloodrose]

Zombies can sense brains. They are drawn to them.

Welcome.

[Terminus Mortis]

I meant you.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

hey, i resent that remark,, i do too know where my brain is, i just ummmm lost it for now

[Xos]

Yes, and I picked it up, dusted it off, and added it to my collection.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

well can i have it back? i need it for my fight with Sorahn soon

[Arsène]

Welcome to Althanas. Enjoy yourself.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

thanks, at least some of you are nice and open to me, and well i respect that

[Xos]

well can i have it back? i need it for my fight with Sorahn soon

It depends, can you riddle me this?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

No helping him, or saying the answer. You have until Monday to arrive at the answer.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

is it a RIVER?

[Xos]

Then, it would seem you don't need your brain after all, you've failed to earn your brain back. If your capable of simple logic, then then you must be capable of everything else you need a brain for, without one.

*walks off with the brain in question.*

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

wait, so i was wrong?

[Terminus Mortis]

thanks, at least some of you are nice and open to me, and well i respect that

Then this place is going to eat you alive.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

ehh i dont get eating, i get sucked lol. how will I get eaten alive?

[I Am Zee]

ehh i dont get eating, i get sucked lol. how will I get eaten alive?

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Yo.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

no i will smite you zombie with my power *bends arms and flexs* oh yeah

[Xos]

wait, so i was wrong?

No, you were right, and that's how you failed.

The answer to the riddle really is of course, a river. But the real challenge to get your brain back, was to be unable to answer the riddle. Someone without a brain, can't. You did, so you must not need this brain, as you already possess a replacement.

Now, where can I find someone who likes brains. Ahh, I know.

Hey, YO ZEE, FRESH BRAINZ!

*Tosses the fresh brains at zee.*

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

oh lol now i understand. andmy brain, its been poisoned just for zee so have fun zee

[Xos]

Yes, but Zee is already dead, so poisoned brains are just as good as unpoisoned brains.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

oh god damn it, why do zombies have all the perks

[I Am Zee]

*munchmunchmunch*

[shinigami_90]

damn you zee i shall have my revenge

[I Am Zee]

Muah-Hahahahaha!

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

zee i shall have my revenge one day, mark my words

[Fotiadis110]

zombies are easier to deal with than you think.

Do you like yours medium or well done?

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

ehh i like my meat period medium rare

[Terminus Mortis]

I'll take some mesquite smoked zombie jerky.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

hmm sounds tasty