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JaItsGuud
07-05-06, 11:02 AM
Name: God “Ogodo”

Age: Created time along with space, right now looks about 8

Race: God

Hair Color: Appears light brown, upon closer inspection one can see that he actually possesses hairs of every color known to man, and a few he made up himself.

Eye Color: Appears to be icy blue, but again, upon closer inspection in can be seen that he has flecks of every color suspended in his irises.

Height: About 4’ 5”, changes slightly day to day

Weight: About 80 lbs. but again this isn’t a constant amount

Occupation: Very Bored Deity

Personality: Though he appears to be but eight, God, or Ogodo as he likes to be called in the mortal realm has the apathy of a teenager. He’s been around forever, and really could care less about what’s going on around him. In fact, he’s so bored that he’s decided to severely limit his infinite powers just to make life in the mortal realm more interesting. He as contempt for everyone and everything, as he created it all and has long ago become bored with it.

Appearance: For reasons known only to Ogodo, he has decided to take the appearance of a scrawny eight year old boy. Of course, having created times, it doesn’t flow very smoothly around him and he finds that his age is constantly varying a bit, as is his height and weight. His big eyes pierce through people with their icy blueness, making everyone around him a bit uncomfortable. His scrawny build is somewhat hidden behind a white 99% cotton tunic. His unkempt scraggly hair waves in the wind, even when no wind is to be found. He carries with him an oak staff, which always seems to be just a bit too big for his eight-year old body, and is also rather prone to breaking in half.

History:
One day, God rolled off of his cloud bed and yawned deeply (causing quite a few hurricanes and tornados in the process).
“Man, how long was I out. What!? It’s been 5000 years. Aw darn it! I thought I set the alarm for 3000!”
So in his immortal wisdom, God went to check on how things in the mortal realm were. He checked it out for a while; all the fighting, the hatred, the unkindness in the world. And he realized something. He didn’t care. He didn’t care one stinking bit. In fact, he realized that he really hadn’t cared at all in the past 15,000 years.
He could remember back when he had created time and space. Now those were the days. Back then a deity had to put in a good days work, the cosmos didn’t just create themselves. And then he remembered all the great times he had had individually creating all the living creatures of the world. Sure some were a bit tedious, I mean, would you want to have to put each and every leg on a millipede, but all in all, it was satisfying work.
But now, God realized that he had stopped caring. That was all eons ago (quite literally) and now he had gotten bored. Watching man in his everyday struggles had lost any appeal that it had ever once had. And meddling in human affairs just wasn’t as fun as it used to be. He needed some excitement. Or at least something to do.
And so, in his gracious wisdom, God came up with a plan. He would go down to the mortal realm, and live life somewhat as a mortal would. He would disguise his name, he would become.... “OGODO!” Yes! Of course! This is what he needed to do. He would limit his infinite powers, so as to give everyone else a fighting chance, or at least to not discourage everyone else into despair (depressed mortals were just no fun to be around). He would retain his infinite contempt, but in all other aspects, it might just be some fun to be almost.... gasp.... human. Or humanesque at least.

Skills:

Godly Stare:
Ogodo is able to condemn people with his gaze; however, he has limited himself to the point of only making them feel pangs of guilt and a vague sense of unease.

Godly Transportation:
Ogodo has allowed himself the power to transport himself without walking; he is able to float an inch off the ground and move around, at about the speed of a rather quick eight-year old.

Godly Creation:
Able to create objects from nothingness; however, he has limited himself to creating objects that are as big as a slightly-below-average-sized squirrel. (Note: Ogodo is not able to create objects that are alive... yet)

Godly Fixing:
Ogodo is able to fix his oak staff, merely by holding each piece in his hands and putting them together with the proper reproving stare. However, it does take some time for Ogodo to create just the right amount of reprovation and thus, this may take about one minute.

Godly Fighting Skills:
Although he appears to be about eight, Ogodo is able to attack with his oak staff as well as a very well-trained ten year old.

Godly Time Differentiallity:
Less of a skill than a side effect, because he created time, it does not flow very smoothly around him, and within one foot of Ogodo time is apt to flow quicker than normal, backwards, and even stop. Though this effects clocks rather glaringly, living creatures are only affected with a vague sense of unease.

Equipment:

Ogodo carries with him:

-an oak staff- rather prone to breaking
-a 99% cotton tunic- the 1% is pure nothingness
-a distinct lack of shoes- due to his preference to just float an inch off the ground
-a constant disdainful gaze/ attitude

Cyrus the virus
07-05-06, 02:57 PM
No selling anything that he creates. I think that's obvious enough.

Your ridiculous character is approved.