Let's do something stupid

[Kupo!]

Who is interested in having a quest that is just plain silly?

[Siren]

I could dust off this character. She missed out on her silly misadventure, unfortunately.

[Kupo!]

K, that's one. Any others?

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

Sure why not? I'm game for anything; So add me to the roster and the specs.

[Kupo!]

Welcome, any ideas you'd like to add? I am so far lost for anything that jumps out. My only idea is a costume party gig. but even that fell flat.

[Tainted Bushido]

I would be honored, Kupo-San, to join your idiot idea.

[Kupo!]

Okay, that's three.....we have room for one or two more.

The premise is a final fantasy game guys, so depending on the characters assigned I will give you two options to choose from and that is your class. And yes, we will have cheesy victory music, but mark my words...

YOU WILL NEVER GET MORE EXP THAN ANY OTHER QUEST! YOU WILL HAVE SO MANY SKILLS AND GAINED SO MANY LEVELS YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN!

[Siren]

I insist that our other have boobs, so that I'm not the only chick in the party.

[Kupo!]

hmm, yes boobs do have advantages....and they will need to be large...very large...enough to stick a moogle in them but whom?

O.o *looks oddly out of the computer screen*

[Kupo!]

Ok well until somebody else posts here are the current classes and packages for you.

Siren: Red Mage or White Mage

Red Mage: Short Sword, 65 gil. 2 potions.
Abilities: Cure, Blizzard.
HP:25 MP:20

White Mage: Staff, 95 gil, 1 potion
Abilities: Cure, Protect, Shell
HP:15 MP:35


As for Tainted Bushido: Samurai or Dark Knight.
Samurai:Katana, 25 gil, 3 potions, leather shirt, tent
HP: 30 MP: 10

Dark Knight: 15 gil, 3 potions, Leather pants, Bastard Sword, tent
HP:35 MP:10

Taimien: You can be Black Mage or Dark Knight
Black Mage: 0 gil, 2 potion, 1 Ether
Hp: 15 MP:35

Dark Knight: See taint's.

[Siren]

Blizzard is snow, not water...do I look like an abominable snowman to you?!

[Kupo!]

it's a form of water.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

all blizzard is, is a solid and dangerous version of water so yeah.


Wait, what class am I? Dark knight?

[Irene]

a silly FF quest? Another female character is needed?

This is all but screaming for Irene to join, she IS a summoner after all, a staple of much of the series, and a priestess....

[Kupo!]

Ok, Taimen you can choose what you want to be, Siren, you can swap out Blizzard for Water, I'll be a mog knight. Tainted Bushido your a samurai knight. Irene you are in and can be the summoner/white mage.

Thread will be up in the evening around 10:00 PST

The premise is we are all meeting up somewhere and after a few events we find ourselves fighting and escaping said event together. But that just pushes us into another ridiculous set of events, but we escape that together into...you guessed it, ANOTHER SILLY group of events. And as for the way this will all work, i'll talk to each of you on YIM or AIM. YIM is preferred. Notsogood4 is my SN.

[Tenmatsu Tenimi]

Hmmm sounds like a plan. Lol. Hmm so I have no clear advantage over everyone I can cope with being a dark paladin -- they are my favorites.

And i dont know when, but my phone MIGHT be getting shut off which means no internet for me T-T I have dial up soo early 2000 right?

[Irene]

Sounds like a plan my man!

I prefer Aim, is Notsogood4 valid for you there?

Secondly, I work nights and sleep days, so you might have trouble catching me, unless you get me on my days off on wensdays and thursdays.

[Lisean]

If there's room for one more, I'd like to join in on this little charade. Despite the fact a necromancer may be hard to convert to FFness, I couldn't help but not ignore the awesome nature of the thread.

If allowed in, any package ideas?

[Mage Hunter]

If there's room for one more, I'd like to join in on this little charade. Despite the fact a necromancer may be hard to convert to FFness, I couldn't help but not ignore the awesome nature of the thread.

If allowed in, any package ideas?

Black Mage?

[Lasair Anubail]

I wouldn't mind joining with this character. I'm sure she'd fit in rather nicely into a silly quest. ^^

[Kupo!]

k, lasair is in on the sole condition she gives me a plushi in character to Kupo! than you get to be an monster handler. or blue mage.

But yes, after Lasair, no moss. Except for Godhand...he can join.

[Kupo!]

The first Post is up! Just IC make your ultimate goal to be that we're all meeting some seer or black smith who promises the item or fortune we most seek.

This person will bridge us all together, and if you see someone post they reach the place first, go ahead and note that. After first posts are in all character classes will be flushed out. the thread is here

http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=17494

[Witchblade]

Haha, you'll have to take the plushie thing up with Lasair, though I doubt she'd have a problem giving you one. ;) Also, you can pick monster handler or blue mage, whichever one you think she'd be funnier as since I can't make up my mind. ^^;

[Kupo!]

Blue mages rock the cazbaa

[Siren]

Kweeeeeeeeessssssssst-ion!

Are we all together already? Or do we gather from far and wide, for the hell of things? 'Cause you mention dysfunctional people, which seems to be us...but I just want to be sure.

[Requiem of Insanity]

ah, ya we meet at the town with the seer/blacksmith

[Witchblade]

Vut kind of spells hp/mp do I get as a Blue Mage, or does it not completely matter?

[Kupo!]

As blue mage, you will get the following.

22 HP
12 MP
15 Gil
an overly large Fork, Whip, or Dart Gun. (choose one)
Leather Shirt or Pants (choose one)
You start with the ability:

EAT - if you choose fork, then you use the command which allows you to learn one monster ability if able and the monster is weak.

Power through Pain - If you choose whip, a Trait that if a successful Blue Mage spell or attack hits you and you do not die during the battle you learn it at the end.

Synthesis - If you choose Dart Gun, then by using items dropped by the monsters you can synthesis them into your darts to learn a new bullet ability. (Assuming it has one and you are powerful enough to take responsibility for it. With great power comes great responsibility ya know!)

[Witchblade]

lol, wow, Lasair only has the ability to synthesize right now. :p

If it's cool with you, I'll take Synthesis, but with something more akin a glock or beretta than a dart gun, since real bullets are more fun than darts. ;)

And now I shall start on my intro post.

[Irene]

Kupo! I need to know my stats, as a lvl1 Summoner Priest. (That's my just-made-up-on-the-spot nickname for a white mage summoner combo.) Do you want me to go with classic FF summons, or make up an alternative set, cause I'm not going to reveal the summons she's going to get in truth.

Also, Irene has natural claws, not sure if that matters to you or not, but she's never unarmed, unless she's literally, unarmed.

As for summoning: I will use Grath (Earth elemental), the summons I already have normally, and then as I level up, earn a set of summons different from the ones Irene will actually get. Irene will do summoning FFX style, in which she waves everyone off and the summons sticks around for more than one attack. This doesn't mean everyone can't come back and fight alongside grath, only that she needs a clear space for summoning. I'll give Grath an overdrive type super attack to go with the whole FFX summoning theme. Fissure, Grath swings his axe into the ground with the might of Hromagh behind it, causing a small earthquake. Flames and lava spurt out of it to add fire damage to the earth damage. As a normal distance type attack like they had, he can pick up and lob a small boulder that will somehow always conveniently be available nearby.

Finally, I need to know about my White magic. Most start out with cure and...

and once you satisfy the knowledge needed in this post and either confirm my planned method of summonology or tell me how it shall be done in truth, then I can finish my post I already have written.

[Kupo!]

Ok things to go over...

Summons: I prefer summons to be a one time summon, but what you got is fine, just remember your summons will have low HP to start with. That was in regard to them being on the battle field. In addition, as for the summons...Who the hell is garth? Never heard of him in Final Fantasy. You get your choice of one to start with from the following: Ifrit, Ifrit, or......hmmm can't remember his name....OH YA! Ifrit. Tradition states he was the most common early level summon, and I'd like to keep this. Just remember that everyone is sorta getting abilities that is not normal of them. This is a world much different than we know...a world of final decisions regarding fantasy....it is called...Final Althanas.

Ifrit has 60 HP: a boulder attack that causes 20-40 Erth DMG and 5-20 additional Fire damage.

Your claws are fine, and the spells you have is Cure and protect (Less physical damage)

I will allow ALL PARTY MEMBERS to cast spells on summons.

Guns are fine, but your shooting really crappy darts outta them :D (Power = responsibility)

[Destrudo]

What of Overdrives/limit breaks and such?
Also, you never gave Irene her stats as a lvl 1 Summoner priest. (Remember, something I made up since she's both a white mage and a summoner, like Yuna, from FFX.)

[Destrudo owned an operated by the same entity behind Irene]

[Rith]

Please don't let this thread die, it's already rather entertaining :D

[Witchblade]

*sniffles and pouts at Kupo*

But... but... bang, bang?

The funny part is, I don't even need to change anything about Lasair to make her fit this thread. She just does it all on her own. Gotta love having a crazy Fae as a character.

[Karuka]

You can start out with the crappy blow gun and purchase/acquire better weapons as the game plays out. At least, that's how I thought things work in the FFiverse.

[The Black Waltz Project]

Correct Karu! You can purchase better things with the gil we all earn...Kupo is already running a bit low.......

Anyway, Just remember guys, not all our IC tricks will work, like attacking with a mad dash of plushies. Some problems need to be done with good old fashion FF tactics. (Pun intended and also not.)

In addition, please refrain from one hit killing everything guys, we're only level one.

[Karuka]

Hey, Kupo/Waltz guy...

What am I supposed to do about the two imps I was supposed to bring into the fray?

Also...how much HP do these things have?

[Witchblade]

My bad, I figured I'd just get rid of the one and then we could focus on the second Imp and have a greater problem with that one. I can always edit my post to not have killed the thing.

[Karuka]

There's gonna need to be a lot of bunnying during battles. Just to keep it manageable.

[The Black Waltz Project]

Ya, at this point all bunnying is going to need to be approved.

Imps, according to my knowledge have the following HP of 18HP

They can steal and attack. Woo...As for your question Karu, erm...show up and have the two follow you into battle. that or you can run into them on your own

[Witchblade]

All right, I shall edit my post so that I only did damage to the one instead of killing it.

[Requiem of Insanity]

sorry about the wait guys, my post should be up tonight. I had a string of events that required my attention, as Tainted Bushido knows of.

[Witchblade]

I'll have my post up soon, I'm still sick right now so my brain isn't exactly working and is making it hard to write. So I'll get it up once I can.

[Kupo!]

Okay, this story died like...ages ago, but if anyone is still on board I say we get it going again!

[Witchblade]

I'm still for it.

[Tainted Bushido]

Rawr...

(Me too!)

[Kupo!]

Sounds like we got 3 of the 5...i think we can manage that. I'll get a post up ASAP, unless you want to post Taint.