Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

[Farmboy]

This game is so explicit it'll make you swallow your own head!...Guarenteed. So reserve your copy today! :D

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAB2iEvaMwE&NR=1)

Doesn't it look cool or what?! :cool:

[Saxon]

"You're an ex-zookeeper who is tired of taking everyone's shit, and the only way you can get what you want is through excessive provactive violence."

"You can even turn off the power to an orphanage.. what are they going to do? Tell their parents?"

"JO. Jesus Only."

"Most of the ESRB committed suicide on the spot because they couldn't stand to stab a nun in the face with a number two pencil."

This video is full of awesome.

[Farmboy]

Yeah, it pretty awesome. But I think when he was talking about stabbing the nuns he said with a number jew pencil.

EDIT: Eh, nope, it's number two. He just says it with such a car salesman accent it sounds like jew.