Greetings...:)

[Azlen]

Hello, nice to meet you people. I'm here to shit on your heads :)

[Tsukiko]

hihi and welcome, hope you have fun and the like.

[Azlen]

I will.

[Taskmienster]

No. *slaps wrists* No shitting on my head. It will mess up my hair. You are welcome to poke at other people though, because that's humorous to me at least...

Welcome!

[Azlen]

Thank you very much. I'm feeling very happy, all of a sudden and you know something?

Happiness is like peeing yourself. Everybody can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

[Ataraxis]

I could argue that comparison.

But I won't resurrect the R. Kelly horse. We beat it to death, ripped off its head and... you know, down its neck.

Full Metal Jacket references aside, welcome to Althanas!

[Rebellion]

God dammit, I love this guy already.
Package him up, I'll take two.

[AdventWings]

Hey, hang on a minute. If you pack him up like that, how am I supposed to measure him for our New Member's Straightjacket?

Oh, yeah. Yours should be in the mail a few days from now. We just need your collar and sleeve size. ;)

Welcome to Althanas! And don't mind me. I l3rk around like this all the time.