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Caden Law
01-30-09, 09:12 PM
There was a clock ticking, somewhere and somewhen. The actual place and time of it didn't matter, only that the clock kept ticking, kept counting out and counting down what moments remained. Elsewhere, and not necessarily very far from the clock, a curtain was drawn upon a wall that was more concept than material, still sheathed by a darkness born from too many colors, all of them congealing into the pitch black illogic that truly governs creation.

In that darkness, a mandible lifted and became a hand, reaching out into a portrait on the wall, behind the curtain, out of time and place. The portrait was the world, was a continent, was a region whose name has long been forgotten, was a city now buried under a mile of cursed black ash, was a neighborhood collapsed to diamond-like rubble, was a building now compressed into a layer of diamond sharper and harder than Occam's Razor. Through the portrait, the hand reached, into a room that hadn't stood for eons past counting, into a place that survived only in akashic delusions of smithies and forges, and working gods whose followers still raise hammer and tong to molten steel in the echoes of their names.

In the portrait was a man. Not a dwarf, but short enough that myth would forget. Not an elf, but his ears were big enough that poets would confuse. Not a drow, but his skin was dark by nature and soot stained to boot. He wore an apron and leathers, and a sleeveless robe decorated by fallen stars and rising hammers. He worked a hammer of uru on an anvil of solidified knowledge, driving metals together through sheer force of will while liviol burned pungently on candles all around. Sparks and sprays and gusts and bits of the four core elements bled away with each strike, but the smith never deigned to notice them. They were lost to ages, just as this city would be when his maddened work was done.

A thing formed from the beating and subjugation of nature. Neither solid nor liquid, gas or plasma; it as all these things and none of them. It lit with every color of every rainbow any mind could comprehend, and darkened and faded with each strike of the hammer. Burning majesty gave way, by inches and by miles and by the passing of years, to the cold, cruel precision of a weapon. It was worked for the commission of great powers; a king deluded enough to think he deserved it, a nation insane enough to think the power and the knowledge were theirs for the taking, and all of them were gone now, but the work itself remained.

It was almost complete now. Only shaping remained.

And that is when the City of Ng'sal Yamadi died. Not because it was struck down by a vengeful god, as later generations would believe, but because it happened to be there at the time. A great hand reached down from the sky, burning bright with the black light of infinite knowledge, rounded by a halo of numbers forming an absolutely perfect circle. The mile high spire was the first thing to collapse as the hand came in, and before it fell any further the pressure of collapsing atmosphere and escaping winds was enough to flay houses bare and cast children screaming to the fields so many miles away. Down from a place that was inarguably Above all mortal comprehension, the very essence of macrocosmic power applied to solve a truly microcosmic problem.

The smith struck his last, and the weapon's Name lit into place along what could have been a blade or a head or a haft or shaft or handle or chain. He was gone in an instant, his every bone broken in sequence and his insides splayed across the floor as an unfathomably loud bell tolled across the world.

Three times for the survivors, numbering just a few.

Twice for the weapon, its fate sealed to the day it was needed anew.

Once, and only once, for the smith, his work forever done.

The hand closed on the weapon, and in a dark place it was drawn from the portrait. The curtain was left to fall shut again, and within a library beyond reckoning, a scholar admired his commission. He said its name, because he was the only thing living that could still read it; written as it was in a language lost to the ages, a password waiting for the right set of apes to bungle its characters just right and hit the button that might just save the world.

But not just yet, the scholar said to himself with a sage nod. He smiled, the way gods do when they're playing the old ineffable game, a poker face that was all mandibles and compound eyes. Not just yet...

Caden Law
01-30-09, 10:21 PM
"Did you really think the Dread Necromancer would let you escape so easily?" a Voice echoed in the mountains of Salvar, followed by the whipping of winds and the whistling of knives. Gravity twisted and the blades sank inches deep into half-frozen dirt, and the rising sun of a coming spring was cold comfort to a Wizard by the Name of Blueraven.

"The thought had crossed my mind!" he called back, grinning like a lunatic because he would burst into tears at any moment otherwise. Five Death Lords at that damned mining town, and they still had a sixth in waiting for the worst. One with an awful sense of humor and a bony steed that ran on hooves of fire, its horns jutting out to either side and its fangs dripping acid with every gait. The thing was faster than Caden's burly mountain ram, Charger, and it had the benefit of being able to ignore the terrain. It could run on air.

There was something deeply and profoundly unfair about the whole ordeal, but by now, Caden had seen so much worse that it didn't bother him as much as it should. Probably just the bottling of emotions; he'd cry like a little girl later, and then he'd eat some snow in lieu of ice cream, and then he'd keep going just like he always did.

"You know!" he shouted without looking back, even as the Death Lord squandered his speed and flight for a dramatic zig-zag ascent. Another whistling of knives, and Caden threw a hand behind himself without looking. Gravity twisted again. Steel sank into dirt. Charger lost a few hairs in the exchange, grunting balefully in the process. "I've killed at least six or seven of you by now!" he laughed. "I laid waste to Tembrethnil!"

"I know!" the Death Lord gleefully replied, and he was a short little man by any standards. Pale as a ghost, his skin decayed in areas and the bone jutting through like weathered rock. His teeth were solid gold, his eyes were bulging and he rode that awful horse by crouching on its back. He cast his hands out, and knives materialized in each; hollow of handle and sleek of blade, glowing a faint red in the morning light. "There's a Blackstaff bountied to your head, Blueraven! And thrice Familiarity, to say nothing of the rewards of flesh and mind!"

"Strike off already!" Caden screamed, flexing his left hand just so that magic pulled his wand from his coat. It tumbled end over end, skimmed by his fingers and doubled back into the palm of his hand. He turned, half-clutching a tuft of Charger's neck hair, and called, "Arcana!"

It wasn't exactly the name of a spell, but it was a bit quicker and more dramatic than Arcane Blast. All the same, magic lit off the wand's tip and-

The Death Lord stopped it.

(Which isn't perfectly accurate; the Lord merely threw a knife right into the spell and caused it to detonate in transition. He rode right through the smoke like nothing had happened.)

"Fuck you!" Caden screamed. It wasn't a spell, of course, but it still came close to knocking the Death Lord from his horse: He was laughing too hard to balance properly.

Caden wasn't able to use this to his advantage, mind you. He was going to try, but it's a bit hard to focus when your ram jumps off the edge of a very, very, very steep mountain pass. He snapped forward and wrapped his arms around the animal's neck, and he was screaming like a girl the whole way down.

(He still had the presence of mind to cast a bit of antigravity, slowing the fall, and there was enough luck that planetary rotation was going in his favor: Charger planted his hooves into the side of the mountain and took to it with relative ease.

...except for the part where the steroid-addled goat couldn't tell how to compensate for the ground.)

You could hear the Death Lord's shrill laughter for a mile in every diection.

Caden Law
01-30-09, 11:42 PM
Things happened after that. Lots of them. Caden remembered stumbling away, remembered a knife to his shoulder and another for his knee, but he was a little fuzzy on what happened to the goat and then there was that damn laughter. Everywhere was the laughter, and he blanked.

Just like he did when that little Reaper took her spikes to his neck, Caden blanked out and lost track of time.

There was a flash of gold.

When it ended, Caden was another inch taller, but the weight gain had finally stopped. He was crisp and clean and quick to his senses, still kneeling exactly as he had when the Death Lord -- as Crache Marrow -- had started taking the knife to him. He felt warmth suddenly, and the near-instant realization that the things Crache had taken from him after his landing -- his wand, his rod, his sword and bowie and clothes and everything -- were back on his person. Following this was the understanding, instinctive and precise, that Crache now stood before him in the midst of conjuring up another hand's worth of knives. Time slowed down to the Wizard's mind. Time slowed down and was insignificant.

He could see Marrow's eyes, and there was fear in them now.

The Wizard started to smile. By the time he was done, the Death Lord's knives were flying in every direction and the game had changed. Marrow staggered back, a gaping trench sliced from his stomach to one shoulder. His grin faltered at last, and Caden brought steel to bear with a quickness. The Death Lord whipped another knife into one hand and parried it, and then he had five more in the hand opposite it, and Caden swiped them all out of the air with his sword.

The transition from hunted to soldier was jarring, but Caden was used to them by now. Enough that he adjusted faster than his enemy did. Sword in hand, he parried aside five more hands full of knives, and then took a swing at Marrow's legs.

The Death Lord jumped away. Naturally. He covered sixty or seventy feet doing it, and Caden had just enough time to draw his wand before Marrow landed on his horse's back and-

The animal let out a sound not unlike a bird getting caught in a jet engine.

Charger slammed into it at a few dozen miles per hour, and the ram's horns shattered fell bone as easily as if the thing's ribs were made out of glass. The horse didn't even have a chance to take flight again. It collapsed to one side in an ugly heap, rolled twice along the gray ground and then lay there, bleeding from both ends with something meaty and grotesque sticking out of its mouth.

Considering his track record with animals, you could hardly blame Caden for stopping and staring at this. "You're actually alive?" he asked, and the ram snorted indignantly at him. "Dueril wasn't kidding."

"What did you do?" Marrow screamed, and Caden was immediately (and almost terminally) reminded that he was still in a fight for his life. He brought his sword up and stopped the knife less than an inch from the side of his throat. Marrow was right beside him, and Caden still had his wand out.

Swish.

Flick.

Bang.

The explosion threw Caden to the ground several feet away, but Marrow simply stood there until the smoke was clear enough to show that the only thing remaining of his midsection was a burnt spinal column. The Death Lord twitched, energies rerouting in the interim, and this was the only reason Caden was able to recover and scramble back to his feet.

"Where are we?"

"What?" Caden asked.

"Look around you, Wizard." Caden did. His heart sank into his knees. "You did this!"

"Yeah," he admitted. "Yeah, I did this," he said, with none of the pride that had gone into it when he was trying to use that awful old triumph to scare the Death Lord away. "D'you know where this is?" he asked.

"Do I look like I do?" Marrow sneered. Caden ignored him.

The area was familiar alright. It hadn't changed a bit since the last time he'd set foot here. Like no-man's land, or an ugly scar on a lover's face. The ground was soft and uneven, like moist clay, and everything in every direction was some shade of gray mixed with a few dead browns and reds. Maybe there was a bit of pink from an old bloodstain, or maybe the eyes were playing tricks. There was a dull fog hanging on every horizon, and beyond that, distant green.

Caden knew the place. He'd been here once, in person, and plenty of times since in his nightmares. He still remembered the way the Eye had looked into him, and the way that old Wizard screamed, and kicked, and tried to bite him when Caden put the knife in him. He remembered the sound of bone crunching in a barbarian's grasp, and the feeling of absolute despair at the end.

He knew this place of old, yes. He could never forget, even if he wanted to.

"This...these...these are the Dead Lands," he said. "Formerly known as Tembrethnil Forest."

Marrow hesitated, just a moment. Caden sighed and clenched hands on both wand and word. He met the Death Lord's eyes squarely, and said simply, "And I'm the Wizard that did it."

Marrow gulped. A chunk of meat fell out of the hole leading into his chest cavity. The Death Lord's will only faltered for a moment though. He cast his knives to the dirt, and in their place conjured a pair of long, curving blades with handles made of bone. A few seconds later, and tiny horns sprouted from his forehead, each one growing longer and longer until they curved up and caught fire.

"My apologies, Wizard," Crache said, "But I can't play with you anymore."

"You were never playing, you chicken shit," Caden said to him. "All I want to know now is why you don't just run away. You're an even bigger idiot than the last batch I took out. What drove you to this?" he asked.

"I don't know what you're on about."

"Neither do I," Caden admitted, then raised his sword with a fencer's poise. Magic channeled into his wand, but he was running on minimal power now. The Dead Lands were dead. No energy to draw from the background, only what you carried with you, and Caden didn't get the luxury of prep time. He took a deep breath, and then forced himself to smile. "You're just another short-lived villain. You'll occupy a paragraph or two in my grimoire before I go back to rambling about Elven hookers."

Marrow stared at him, until those bulging eyes finally exploded to reveal hollow sockets and hovering flames. His face burned away, but the expression of puzzlement somehow remained. "No such thing," he said.

"I have no intention of dying until I've found out," Caden replied. The smile wasn't forced this time. "Which means one of us is fucked, and it sure as hells isn't you."