Bacon-related death!

[Christoph]

http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because

Oh yes.

[Inkfinger]

http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because

Oh yes.

Oh no. No gross. My arteries cried the first time I saw that, and they cry now.

[Ashiakin]

Reminds me of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=1&scp=2&sq=bacon&st=cse.

[Sorahn]

wow.... both of those look like they could quite easily KILL you, but yet.... I want to try it.

[Inkfinger]

wow.... both of those look like they could quite easily KILL you, but yet.... I want to try it.

The bacon-weave is a good idea when modified. I can see it being used in a breakfast related pastry with, say, eggs and green peppers and biscuit, as mentioned in the comments on its original page.

On the other hand, I'm just going to pretend the Bacon Explosion doesn't exist.

[Olivan]

Wow...

[Yari Rafanas]

Seeing this just reminds me of this really annoying dude at work. He had these bacon weaves as his wallpaper forever. It was one of the million reasons to find this guy irritating and gross.

[MinzigFrish]

really? because it reminds me of my boyfriend ^^ he is obsessed with bacon.... and his name is bread lol i love the bloak

[Godhand]

I start every day with one of these, jog for five miles, chug down a Pringles can full of salt and then rub some butter over my heart.

[Christoph]

Do you round it all off with an entire box of twinkies dipped in chocolate and a big glass of alcoholic egg nog for dinner every night?

[Tainted Bushido]

Do you round it all off with an entire box of twinkies dipped in chocolate and a big glass of alcoholic egg nog for dinner every night?

Chocolate is for pussies, up here we DEEP FRY THOSE FUCKERS!

[Christoph]

Oh, I knew I was forgetting something. You need to deep fry them AND dip them in chocolate. If there were a way to batter them and deep fry them again, I'd totally do it.

[Sorahn]

Oh, I knew I was forgetting something. You need to deep fry them AND dip them in chocolate. If there were a way to batter them and deep fry them again, I'd totally do it.

Down here in the south, deep frying is an art form. I'm positive someone down here could do that. We can deep fry ice cream, as well as reses cups, snickers, oreos, and pepsi. (Okay, the pepsi one is kind of fake. They really do it and I've had it, but it's actually like deep fried dough with pepsi syrup on top)

Matter of fact, I believe I've heard of a deep fried twinkie before. And if they can deep fry snickers bars, why not a twinkie dipped in chocolate?

Roun' heah we deep fry eraythang!

Teh yew whut.

[Christoph]

I kind of want to make that bacon cheese roll of doom this weekend, then slice it really thin, beer-batter it, deep fry the battered slices, and then serve it with gravy.

And then die.

[Ashiakin]

I kind of want to make that bacon cheese roll of doom this weekend, then slice it really thin, beer-batter it, deep fry the battered slices, and then serve it with gravy.

And then die.

I think you should use Gouda.

[AdventWings]

Dang, and here I am entertaining myself with deep-fried crickets.

Looks like I've missed out too many things since leaving America.

On another note... Why would you need to cut that bacon weave up into intsy tiny bits? I'd bite that thing straight through. Well, barring the fact it superficially resembles the you know what... You get the point. It's not that big.

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[The Mathemagician]

Ewww, not to come in late to the conversation, but that is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. >_<

[Christoph]

You say that because you're a filthy savage who knows no better. >.<

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[The Mathemagician]

Funny, I hear the rate of heart disease among is filthy savages is fairly low these days! :D

[Rahegalhoff]

Next payday, I am going to make that. If I die, at least I will die happy.